Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
Is this lead:
[ ] Surmountable?
[ ] Insurmountable?
“I’ve seen teams come back from this deficit before”
-Dierdorf
Are they gonna leave Peyton in?
Since he couldn’t go to Foxboro, Ginger Hammer shows up here.
http://i.imgur.com/WkTcQMp.jpg
Hey Rog, who’s the roadbeef?
mmm roadbeef
– Andy Reid
The F-Series is a fucking phenomenon.
750,000 of those things drive off the lot every year.
Government buys A LOT of them.
The woman has a crew cab 2012 F-150 because Michigan. She hauls less in it than I do in my Grand Prix. It doesn’t fit in our garage. Mine does. She is dumb.
How banged up is the giraffe from ASU? Peypey is very garbagey.
PeyPey has seemed fine to me, getting zero help. Drops left and right.
Stuck in the middle with you….
/sorry…watched Reservoir Dogs last night.
Doesn’t matter. Denver isn’t scoring another point this game.
nah we will FG once more. Final 20-12 or 23-12
How the fuck was that not PI?
60 Minutes.
All the old people’s worst fears in 47 minutes.
This isn’t 1990. Unless it is different than every other show, 42 min
It’s 1990 on 60 Minutes.
bubble screens fucking crack to boss todd
LOVE Boss Todd.
Why is it 10-9? Great D’s or offensive, as you all say, ‘DERP’?
Wind, and broken qb’s
Yay for big gaping hole.
not sure if prolapse gif is appropriate
Damn, Heath sucks today.
it freaks him out that we guard him
wide goddamned open, lather, rinse, repeat. Who needs a functioning shoulder?
FUCK YOUR HONKY-ASS GOLF
LMFAO
Moar opiates for you.
Finished clearing JUST ONE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. Ended up hauling three pickup truck loads to the alley for bulk pick up. But you’ll never see that make a Ford/Chevy/DickEnlargementSeminar commercial.
NEVAR throw to Bubba Goddamned Caldwell
How ya holdin up Hippo?
very very very very poorly
I feel like with one more good draft….Stillers and/or Panthers could dominate the next 5 years.
Panthers and Stillers still trying to stay ahead of salcap jail. Gonna get hard once the good Panthers’ defensive players start getting paid their market value.
Funny thing is that, after Cam wins the MVP this year and Ted Ginn comes back to Earth and the D starts getting paid, people are going to look back and say, “Cam only won that MVP because of all the weapons he had.”
If they only had a QB, the team that would be loaded for bear long-term to me (without salcap trouble) would seem to be AZ.
Mahfuckin’ Matt Barkley waiting in the wings!
Nothing says potential like being the odd man out in a trio with Nick Foles and Mark Sanchez!
PK is already writing that once Cam wins
Stillers always seem to straddle the salary cap but have drafted exceptionally well in recent years. I thought the Panthers were finally out of the 50 billion in running back contracts after this season though.
Oooh…interesting flag.
So, which beloved musician dies this week? Paul McCartney? Keith Richards? Roger Waters? Gary Glitter?
Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons
http://dobrador.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/need-to-start-worrying-about-what-kind-of-world-we-leave-for-keith-richards.jpg
Gary Glitter….that made me laugh.
Don’t drop the soap.
Guy was diagnosed with cardiovascular disease 8 years ago. He will not die.
that’s the ballgame if Demaryius is out
Hey Julian, you worried about either of these teams?
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-29569-Tom-Brady-high-five-left-hangi-SMmb.gif
/yeah me neither…dick
Edelman: “You worried about that haircut bruh?”
Just realized if you mash-up Julian’s last name to Ed, el manos you get Ed, the hands in Spanish!
http://orig15.deviantart.net/fee4/f/2012/020/a/5/lavate_las_manos_by_pikamine-d4n0w2n.jpg
Cam’s toque has a little mini-fro.
Boomer Esiason is trying wayyyyyyy too hard to pass as butch these days.
My son was a C-Section baby. Now, whenever we leave the house he has to go out the window.
This made me laugh
But how does he enter the house?
Through a busted Hefty bag.
DEFENESTRATION JOKE
I just love randomly scaring people by shouting along every time I hear a few notes from Under Pressure.
LET ME OUT!
Never care about football
Great advice that I will never be able to follow. I have never been able to put it in perspective, even. Gets no easier with age, having children, close family members die, etc.
Become a Ravens fan. We’ve been relaxed for like three months now.
Nah, we’re all Schrödinger’s cat: We love football but fucking despise what the NFL is doing
At least Anderson had some success running it up the middle at the end
they always fucking start with Hillman, he sucks ass, then they play CJA and he’s fucking great (now that he’s healthy). DRIVES HIPPO CRAY-CRAY
Papa John’s is proud to announce the newly released Peyton’s Specialty pizza deal. The Androstenedione is right in the crust!
Available in extra-large only.
Halftime motivational stroke? I VOTE YES, KUBES.
/might have one of my own
And they hit us with Bowie (and Queen) just before the break.
I didn’t get my permission form signed for this feels trip, guys.
Both Peyton and Wade Phillips are listed as probable for the second half.
Jeebus, thought the wind took it wide. What a shit performance.
“I hate it when they pull out too early”
Aaron Rodgers
HARF
“I hate it when they squirm too much so I have to pull out early”
–Big Ben, Bill Cosby–
Text book 2 minute offense.
Lol, fumbre!
wow
Pey Pey piss off the Offensive Line or something???
They’ve been like this all year.
Dunno if a team has ever made the playoffs with a worse OL, let alone been a 1 seed.
I dunno, man. C-HOX line was pretty terrible this year
WoOOOOOOOOO!
Fetus head just gon got aborted! CHUH CHUH!
[Nationwide] Someone get a coat hanger
Broncos are extremely committed to kicking a field goal here.
Define “tedious”.
“You know Jim…it truly is amazing the career Peyton has had without so much as a whiff of any PED scandal”
-Nantz
so…not even gonna TRY to get a touchdown?
SHARK! WHERE!?!?!
I had honestly forgotten that Gary Kubiak exists/coaches the Broncos until they just showed him on the sideline.
Kube’s Pubes.
Worst charitable foundation ever.
HEY HE DIDN;T FUCKING DROP A BALL RIGHT IN HIS GODDAMNED HANDS?
ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SNAKE DICK
“Bud Light. Sucked then…sucks now”
oops…
I like your first attempt better.
“Bug Light. Sucked then…sucks now”
I wish it was hot outside. It’s too damn cold
http://31.media.tumblr.com/db20cc7aedb684c4d971398b265b7d82/tumblr_nq98q9gU9w1smjc75o1_500.gif
Snowing here.
Out of sheer annoyance of the Letter Kenny commercials we keep getting in Canadia, I refuse to signup for/try a free subscription for Crave TV
I agree. They and the Cashmoney commercials drive me sideways
I wonder where she got her degree in Meteorology?
My theory: She nailed her oral interview
It feels all fancy and pretentious to say you’re making cornish game hens for dinner. Then you end up just using your fingers to tear the meat off the damn things and come to realize you’re still just a lowly schlub.
Cornish hens are for people who think the best part of the chicken is the bones.
You’re talking about sime birds fromWestern England who are up for it, am I right?
Nudge, nudge know what I mean.
These Cornish Game Hens you speak of are after dinner mints, right?”
-Andy Reid
Tic-Tacs.