El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

Hello!  I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador.

So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview.  I didn’t really want to because I don’t really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to…

/shudders

Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I’ve been to Vegas,

I’ve never actually been there.  So, I’m not really sure what the odds are.  Let me see if there is something I can read about this…

Ok, I think I’ve got it.  Let me put on my thinking cap…

You know, light blue IS my favorite color!

 

I’ll go with the light blue team!

/looks up team colors

Tennessee Titans it is!

Everyone have a Happy Stir-Friday!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Spanky Datass

“Glengoolie, the perfect pairing for Stir-Friday!” –Spanky “The Scotchmmelier” Datass
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blaxabbath

“I should get a bonus for even being mentioned as a Super Bowl contender!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Don T

This is indeed a strange and disturbing universe. I love it!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JerBear50

Goddamn– groupies do not age well, but I’m glad to see she’s found a new career.

King Hippo

It was only right that Cyril toss DonT’s boys this nice bone after that lovely manifesto!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Such perfect timing…