Are you shivering with antici……..PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I’m sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n’cest pas? Perhaps you’d care to share with those that you know down below? Are you hosting? What’s your twist on that? As far as drinking is concerned methinks I’ll do a martini or two-just a little something to differentiate this day from the others.
Games-wise, all the leagues are smart enough to get the hell out of the way (later on) of the media juggernaut that is The Bowl. Clippers/Heat looks to be half-decent. The Flyers and Caps started at noon and it is hellishly-paced right now. Good Stuff. The college ball sends us #5 Iowa/Illinois, #17 Miami/GT, and #12 SMOO/USF. The last game of note, Utah and # 16 Oregon starts at 4pm, has two winning teams featured and should end right about when Lady Gaga steps up to the mike. WILL SHE BE WEARING EYEBLACK? That’s what I am curious about. GET AT IT, YOU LOVEABLE SCAMPS!
Rotating Live Oak HefeWeizen, Ballast Point Mango Even Keel, and Anderson Valley Blood Orange Gose this afternoon. More exciting beer to follow once the action starts.
And now were watching Ridiculousness.
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Could be worse.
Could be Fantasy Factory.
Turkish Airlines is the official airline of Batman vs. Superman? I’ll at least give them some credit for the commercial.
I’ll give them credit for being a damn good airline. Service on par with Singapore Airlines and that’s saying something.
New thread is now open.
Sex Panther Report #3 – It’s a fairly high ABV, but it goes down smooth and you can’t really tell it’s that high. You could probably drink many before you realize how drunk you are.
This could be a dangerous beer. No wonder it’s called Sex Panther.
“The Full Sharper”
Seriously
How many have you had, and have at least 60% of them worked every time?
NFL Game Day Morning is still on. Morning. At 1:54 PM PST.
NFL Network is apparently still drunk from last night.
They weren’t the only ones.
Only a midday 3 hour nap corrected that issue for me. And it didn’t last long.
/fills glass
First food fatality. I bought three wedges of cheese. The aged gouda is fine, the habanero jack is fine but…
The Welsh cheddar is a total loss. The fucker was blue on three sides and even after trying to slice off the mold, the whole piece had turned south.
Shit man that’s a 7 dollar piece of cheese!
Making my famous Chili dip.
Take chili…
http://www.hormelfoods.com/~/media/HormelFoods/Images/Brands/Product%20Shots/High%20Res%20Product%20Shots/hormel-chili.ashx
Open.
Eat.
Its a simple recipe that prevents mistakes. And you can use the can as a drink cup afterward.
Wolf Brand or GTFO
http://www.conagrafoods.com/images/our_food/brands/page_headers/img_wolf_hdr.png
My teevee box has been off since noon, and will likely remain so until 6:30.
The pathos in this week’s Baskets was divine, though.
I still gotta start that.
So a relative decided to change the channel from CBS to “Gumball” on Cartoon Network.
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Sex Panther Report #2 – On the first sip, you get the chocolate right away. Later, you get a hint of coffee. To quote Krieger,
Jeebus CBS, stop it now.
Yep, it’s an Imgur issue.
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/documentary%20now%20dronez%20main.jpg
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/entertainment/tv/2lih5y/picture32469888/ALTERNATES/FREE_640/06bf794f-2991-da9f-4bdd-9cedae7ad4b9_S1EPTBD_DocNowDronez_Fred_Bill4
This is cruel CBS, what did Buffalo ever do to you.
Agreed….WTF???
http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/jpg/200611/1959-cadillac-eldorado-14w.jpg
’59 Eldorado.
The peak of automotive excess.
It’s starting to look like an Imgur issue, which really really sucks for me.
(Here’s Charles Barkley sing One Shining Moment)
Eh, still better than Jennifer Hudson.
*Hear’s
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjCgf3Vz-bKAhUC6mMKHR_NAvgQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topspeed.com%2Fcars%2Fcadillac%2F1959-cadillac-eldorado-ar15746%2Fpictures.html&bvm=bv.113370389,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNFh7eLFqARDSoB1f07d9E2NIqAisA&ust=1454967819929670
well THAT test failed
Oh god, who told Charles Barkley to sing?
Tiger Woods needed the diversion while he took a pro into the broom closet.
Once again, still better than Jennifer Hudson.
Sex Panther Report #1 – ABV is 6.9%
I shit you not. They did that shit on purpose.
Nice.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/eddbeb4ea181aa38cd3fb063942255ea/tumblr_o1e8yyVO951qhccpao1_1280.jpg
Idle Musings…
When Ray Lewis arrived, did he go thru the metal detectors?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/57585e16e66428ab53d22df8cf4c69a4/tumblr_o19rkmFVt21um3b3no1_1280.jpg
I’m cracking open the Sex Panther beer. Report to follow…
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That movie was so bad.
SURPRISE!
Report (verb): drunkenly texting ex
Well this’ll end well.
GET HIM SIMBA
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Star Trek: TNG: (RE: Darmok)
So you’re a people making contact with a new people for the first time, but you cannot communicate because you don’t know a common language. Do you:
(a) Transport over to the other ship as a sign of trust, sit down in a room and teach each other how to communicate?
or
(b) Kidnap the other ship’s commanding officer and take him and you to an isolated planet where none of you can make contact with your ship?
c) Try to fuck the new people
– Kirk
(d) Use emoji and hope for the best.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4itg6XEf1rr4gi5o1_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8efd45c4d22e89c5301dee62d431f621/tumblr_o0pqv02TnK1rby04wo1_1280.jpg
The tax on that best be low!
Meh, I already got some.
Gentlepersons…
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hey
I wish we could play CharDee MacDennis online.
I saw an all Mexican-American Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers tribute band at the Reconsider Lounge last night. They named themselves “Damn the Tostitos”.
*This (bad) joke is stolen*
That’s pretty funny.
It’s from a DFW sprots talk radio guy named Mike “The Old Grey Fox” Rhyner. He does three new ones every Friday.
(Hears Uptown Funk)
One year too late CBS.
So they’re ahead of schedule!
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I had this cartoon cut out and pasted on my wall when I was a kid.
I just pictured Ted Cruz in the White House doing the Super Bowl interview. (shudders)
nah, we will all be dead by then.
By nuclear fallout or by our own hands?
yes?
Many via self-inflicted gunshot, I’d imagine.
I’d say if that happened I’d move to Canada but good Christ, that’s where Ted came from!
Michelle Obama: Still a MILF
Yeah, but she’s not a Jackie Kennedy.
touché
She’s no Ellie Roosevelt either.
RAWR
Dead?
Dolly Madison or GTFO.
http://i.imgur.com/XY5Qhn3.jpg
yeah, if you click on it and “open image in new window” it shows up
and then goes away.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/e22bb744a9e65c4cf9ef9d4280a939f7/tumblr_o22ona0xC31tbcweeo1_400.gif
I’m seeing it right now on the site. I do have it open in another tab, but I can see it on DFO too.
I just closed the tab and I can still see it.
When I refreshed the page, it went away.
PK WEIRD!
Now I can’t even see it on imgur. SUPER WEIRD!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0b8a64ebc2ca4ae39f5f6b163d38364d/tumblr_o1w39lGg4J1qf9csoo1_1280.jpg
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“Please clear my browser history………………”
I WANT GAME NOW!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DffS-UADudk/U9v_7hPz42I/AAAAAAAAVno/GMqTdo8KqDc/s1600/I+want+it+now!,+I+want+cake+now!.jpg
Don’t make me go full conniption!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–M2KyBUq5–/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/uexnvuk05qeyikuhgtui.gif
(Shit, that image is YUUUUUUUUUUGE and ugly … my bad.)
That’s not what Queen was singing…
Ah, the NFL. Where they increase the prices for games to freeze your ass off in the nosebleed sections, increase them even more for playoff games, and then only release a handful of tickets for the Super Bowl leaving the rest for celebs or people with connections. And if you don’t buy the tickets, they’ll move your team to Los Angeles. Oh, wait, I mean Toronto or London.
A gin-soaked pickled onion is the best pickled onion.
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/3eabe30164482de878f897dc3d2a3a56/tumblr_o1q239jV3e1qep5zro1_1280.jpg
WUT?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b2ac06cb2f630195b08cb7631182684e/tumblr_o1ru80H0fB1tjdvfuo1_1280.jpg
Malibu?
/looks up traffic report…
Nah, the 10 is packed.
http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/124020/andrew-mccutchen-in-family-matters-pittsburgh-pirates-video-mashup.jpg?w=650
I wish Gus Johnson would announce the Super Bowl.
I will never not recommend Chris Parnell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mn8-1JpaDE
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Come on!
American Pie is kind of a corny song, but it’s not that bad!
/reply fail
The first five minutes are ok. It’s the next ten that are a problem.
The song is fantastic until you have to turn the 45 over to hear the rest of it.
/LOOK AT ME! I’M OLD!
My first copy was on wax cylinder.
http://marktwainperforms.com/images/TwainVoice/edion%20wax%20cylinder%20machine.jpg
The Madonna version can suck Warren Beatty’s cock in hell.
Hey everybody!
Can anyone explain why I can’t post an image from Imgur? I’ve been doing it the same way since practically the beginning of this site, and then suddenly, three weeks ago, I couldn’t. My vast library of semi-funny material is all on Imgur. Is it Imgur?
Can anybody help a brother out here?
It is very weird. Let me try an experiment. I went to “edit” your comment because I wanted to see the pic. I clicked “Update” to get back to the page and your pic showed up. Try to post another one.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ebcee3d4a229a001154d219d4b3b63ff/tumblr_o1tafuAl0y1rmut52o1_540.jpg
YES
So does imgur work again?
No, I don’t think so. This is one for DTZM…
It stopped working on u****x too.
Maybe they’re protecting their files better.
imgur has died for all of us.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/c24a537ed23031b91f46580ba9db00ce/tumblr_no779kr3Ue1qdqzl4o3_500.gif
I hate Ron Mclean with a passion. And now I hate his son because of this commercial that’s about as real as unicorns and the Houston Texans:
https://youtu.be/1ok90JAJSLI
On what planet does this happen? Fuck Ron Mclean, fuck Ron Mclean’s son and fuck Scotiabank!
Come on!
American Pie is kind of a corny song, but it’s not that bad!