Are you shivering with antici……..PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I’m sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n’cest pas? Perhaps you’d care to share with those that you know down below? Are you hosting? What’s your twist on that? As far as drinking is concerned methinks I’ll do a martini or two-just a little something to differentiate this day from the others.
Games-wise, all the leagues are smart enough to get the hell out of the way (later on) of the media juggernaut that is The Bowl. Clippers/Heat looks to be half-decent. The Flyers and Caps started at noon and it is hellishly-paced right now. Good Stuff. The college ball sends us #5 Iowa/Illinois, #17 Miami/GT, and #12 SMOO/USF. The last game of note, Utah and # 16 Oregon starts at 4pm, has two winning teams featured and should end right about when Lady Gaga steps up to the mike. WILL SHE BE WEARING EYEBLACK? That’s what I am curious about. GET AT IT, YOU LOVEABLE SCAMPS!
They’ve got tanks? I want a tank! Can I drive a tank?
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Funky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCg8plK7UkQ
Dude!
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What about “the Implication”?
Why does the English translation NOT mention the jazz club!?!?!?
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James Corden<<<<<<<<<Jimmy Fallon<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Hit by a train
I too miss Craig.
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Who is starring as the sluts?????
I gots to know!!!!!
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Nice to see a non-violent guy like Marvin Harrison make the Hall of Fame this year. Class act!
“I’m Colonel Sanders!”
“No, I’M Colonel Sanders!”
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That is the best custom jersey I’ve ever seen.
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Right before I left, Jimmy asked me to pick my favorite song to hear in his bar. I finally admitted to him that Country Western is not really my favorite with the exception of Hank Williams III. Not wanting to befoul his place with a shitload of swears, I asked him to play this song…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m62ZlKZqH1M
I think it was the first time Jimmy had punk music played in his bar.
So if we’re all ever in Japan, go to Jimmy’s?
Fuck yeah!
Damn straight! And we’ll tell him Just Stop Dude sent us. Hopefully, he’ll be so drunk that will actually make sense to him.
Country AND Western?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMUEqRx-C-g
Most painful Super Bowl loss. Go!
I have be a homer and go with the ’88 Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII.
Being 34 seconds away from upsetting 49ers in the middle of their 80s Dynasty. Knowing that just one thing could’ve gotten the Bengals a win and Paul Brown a Super Bowl championship as a owner before he past away. Tim Krumrie (nose tackle) breaking his leg. Stanley Wilson (short yardage running back) relapsing into his cocaine addition the night before the Super Bowl, which was played on a wet turf that Wilson excelled on. Lewis Billups dropping an interception that would’ve prevented the 49ers from tying the game in the 4th quarter.
Just wasn’t meant to be.
two words – WIDE RIGHT
You know what bothers me about wide right? I am pretty sure there was a holding penatly on Buffalo a play or two before the kick, making the kick at 47 yarder. Scotty boy was screwed, damnit!
Superbowl III…just because it got Joe Namath into the fucking hall of fame. The Baltimore Colts really shit the bed there…
Two words: Larry Brown.
Neil O’Donnell
Super Bowl XXXIV: One yard short (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIV&redirect=no#The_final_play)
HEY JEFF FISHER! Pro-tip: Nobody’s afraid of Frank Wycheck! NOBODY!!!!
All the Donks (5!!) losses were pretty brutal, but 10-55 against the 49ers edges out the C HOX loss because 13 year old me took it a lot harder than 37 year old me. Though the C HOX loss was bad enough that I rooted for the Patriots the next year, so it’s close
The [*Redacted] s one because I had hope going in AND during the game AND come the fuck on, Timmy Smith??
Super Bowl XXXV
FUCK YOU JEFF FISHER! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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Super Bowls IV, VIII IX and XI.
Son of a bitch.
The LOLphins are my team and I was born in the 80s, so, nothing that has crushed me. However, my NFC team/my 1B team is the Seattle Seahawks. So, last year.
Great, now I want a puppy.
(Watches Maddox’s new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_dIzH4_ec)
And THAT ladies and gentlemen, is why my favorite Disney film will always be Fantasia.
Puppy Bowl or Kitten Bowl?
Yes.
This is Tom Petty skreeching about our problem…
https://youtu.be/uMyCa35_mOg
Worst Super Bowl Halftime show ever. Yes I’m including Diana Ross
So we’re just gonna forget about the Black eyed Peas
/Fuck Black-eyed Peas
//Both the band AND the food
///Good luck my ass
I would like to Thank Zach Morris for our new home after the death of KSK (and Filmdrunk). What is dead may never die!
Am happy our family could stay together,
Three cheers and three beers to that!
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Indeed. Many thanks to that multiverse-spawned Zach Morris!
https://youtu.be/RBNUkTUehnc
Bridge of Spies time.
Palak Paneer, Chicken Bagara, Onion Kulcha, Garlic Naan, and Gulab Jamun.
This should be good.
I haven’t ordered from this place before, so when asked to specify the spice level on the chicken I went with “medium.” I hope that’s Indian medium, not American medium.
Watching King Of The Hill and contemplating dinner.
One of my favorite episodes ever.
You have been kicked in the testicles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj4vlZeU0yQ
Hey guys! It’s 70 in Vegas with a slight breeze.Perfect sitting on my ass weather.
Ugh the time zone change is fucking killing me. I feel exhausted while at the same time, I’ve slept so much that I am fucking stiff…and not in the good way.
No plans for the Superbowl as I was not sure I was going to be in the states in time. Started calling around and it sounds like all my chill coworkers are out on assignments. So basically I have the choice of drinking heavily and watching the game by myself or going over to this one guy’s house who tries and talk me into giving up my lunch break every day to go pray with him and a few others in one of the break rooms. I am incline to believe that this social event will be alcohol free.
So solo drinking it is!
Yeah, Asia to US is one of the nastier ones.
And it sounds like you’re making the right choice for the game. Though you also have the going to a bar option.
I am always pleasantly surprised by going to the local brewpubs. Attendance is nice and light and there’s usually a killer special. Best ever was Pats/Giants at Turtle Mtn. in Rio Rancho NM. A dozen Pats haters scattered about the joint, and a bucket (6) of brews and 10 wings for 20 bucks…bucket choices were domestic swill and, inexplicably, Rogue Dead Guy. Hmmm…tough choices…
Oh no way in hell I am going over to that asshole’s house. Once he was telling one of my Indian coworkers a bunch of utter crap about the Catholic faith…like every fucking stereotype that you hear from Southern Evangelicals.
I basically explain to my Indian coworker what Brad was screwed up on. Brad tells me I am wrong. I explain to Brad how as a child, I was required to translate the Vulgate and read the Talmud as a child and I think I got a pretty good handle on Christian dogma (my father was a Jesuit Priest when he met my mother).
Two days later, I get notified by HR that a complaint was sent there way about me proselytizing. Brad is a putz.
People believe the weirdest shit when no one ever bothers to teach them facts as children. I wonder if he also believes the Irish eat babies…
Depends on the year’s potato crop.
Japan is pretty bad going this way.
For some reason I never had a problem on the Japan end.
Yeah I’ve always noticed the trip back is far worse. When I am in country, I am working like 12 hours a day, seven days a week…so no downtime to notice how fucking out of it you are.
SPACE FOOTBALL
Oh, just “FYI” I am trademarking “open threads”. All you owe me $2 for every comment you make.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23finebros&src=typd
What’s this all about?
Some people, Fine Bros. decided to trademark “React” so they could create a website about react videos. YouTube and the Internet is centered around react videos and they reacted like it was open warfare. Fine Bros. lost almost a million subscribers and counting. They have since retracted the trademark claim and am canceling the plans, but the damage was done.
First sip of first Gibson Martini is glorious.
I’ve narrowed it down to Empanadas or Indian food.
Indian. Chicken Tikka Masala is always a solid choice.
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Indian food can provide leftovers for days.
I’m a spicy chicken vindaloo kind of guy. Maybe some garlic naan and some chicken pakoras.
Hey guys, happy Super Sunday. Wish all of you the best. Sitting here putting the final touches on the meal for our guests. Hope everyone enjoys the game. Oh Fuck New England. Ha ha hah
I shared a post of the MST3k ‘are you ready for some football?’ clip on FB with a brief prediction (for the Broncos, pain) and my one Pats fan friend responded ‘Can’t they both lose?’
That brief whine has made my day.
Agreed. Listening and watching The Boston sports media whine all week has been hilarious and annoying. They don’t seem to realize the reason people hate this team is because of the WEEI, Sports Hub, Boston Globe, Scott Zolak, Bill Simmons crowd. When they’re 6-10 again soon hopefully we will never hear from them again.
So I found this gem of a clip this afternoon with Debbie Reynolds in “I Love Melvin” back from 1953, and personally, I would watch the fuck out of this if it were the halftime show.
She is one classy lady! Apparently she’s 83 years old currently.
That’s fine and all, but how old was she last year?
I keep expecting the lights to go black aside from one lone spotlight, and Kanye West to emerge.
Braden Holtby is a much better goaltender than Braden Holtby.
OK…nobody panic.
There’s only FOUR MORE HOURS of pregame left.
I SAID NOBODY PANIC!!!!!
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Nooooooo
(lol at you embed demons)
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Got informed about a new music thing called “Viral Radio” today, and I’ve spent the last few hours mucking about with that. When I say “new,” I mean, of course, “new to me,” and it’s only ten years old or so, so ancient in Internet Years. But the start of the stream from January 23rd is weird and ominous and seems to signify bad things to come, which seems perfect for Superb Owl 50 Sunday. Give it a listen:
http://www.lighthouse.org.uk/programme/viral-radio
Also: drawing more of that weird little monster thing and having a blast doing so. I should have come up with a Signature Character YEARS ago, would have made some kind of money off it by now.
Watching Star Trek: TNG.
Data: Computer, create a comedian so I can study what is funny.
(Joe Piscopo appears)
Data: What date is this comedian based off of?
Computer: Late A.D. 1988.
Data: I said “funny”, Computer.
I often forget how great some of those episodes are. Also, Nagilum still kinda freaks me out.
Season 1 was early episode weirdness.
Season 2 was hit or miss.
Season 3 was when it started to become great.
Seasons 4 and 5 was at the shows peak.
Season 6 was pretty good. Not “shark jumping” but you’d could tell the show was running out of gas.
Season 7 was when it started to wind down.
It’s a general rule of thumb that the first season for any show is gonna suck (relatively speaking).
I would say You’re The Worst has bucked the trend. First season was fantastic and second was just as good. It will be difficult for it to get much better in Season 3.
(Sees “You’re The Worst”)
(Remembers Jhene Aiko’s “The Worst”)
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The “Tin Man” episode was probably the best thing they did until the whole Picard/Locutus Borg thing, although I’m sad they never went back to it.
Season 2… absolutely. Some real dogshit in there. I blame Pulaski.
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Fuck yeah. Got my bay scallop ceviche cooking in the fridge, got Pure Hoppiness in my glass. Let’s turn this shit up.
Bay scallop ceviche? That sounds fucking amazing.
First time I’ve ever made it, but it smells fantastic. I’ll report around kickoff.
Here’s the recipe I used if you’re interested: http://stephiecooks.com/2014/08/01/friends-first-with-nutmeg-nanny-bay-scallop-ceviche/
That’s getting made soon. Thanks for the recipe.
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I am disapointed in your choice of zombies Mason. Why don’t you have actual zombie Pelle Lindbergh on there?
If you were hand-picking zombies, wouldn’t you want one that could get around walls?
NFL Today guitar theme!
Please tell me it’s not acoustic. It’s acoustic isn’t it?
Stupid waiting…
http://www.anatol.cc/animation/wait_please.gif
I always wondered if there was a Hell. Now I know. And it’s a .gif!
(Sees another commercial with Simms, Final Countdown, and Geico)
Oh lord, this is gonna be a running gag all day, isn’t it ?
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Still waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3tHQJegOM
Drew Bledsoe: Matt Stafford before Matt Stafford
Fuck Washington so hard.
Already on it
-Snyder
Agreed.
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It’s never not funny
I made one of those ridiculous miracle saves as a goalie when I was 10 or 11. Everyone on both teams were stunned and temporarily stopped skating. The ref laughed and blew the play dead even though the puck was sitting in the corner.
The other time a ref laughed at me, I had made a glove save and motioned to throw the puck behind the net but my mitt went with the puck still nestled inside it.
Hey CBS, why did you play Hammertime (1990) while showing clips of John Elway in Super Bowl XXXII (1998)???
CBS had finally caught up with 1990 in that year.
Its Super Sunday, and I am sick with a cold and bronchitis. The one day where it is perfectly acceptable to overeat, and I have a freaking reduced appetite. This playoff season just keeps getting worse and worse.
My waiting game is 2 hours until I can leave work. I will be watching the superb owl at a housewarming party in New Hampshire tonight.
Politic up, son!
My night will go much smoother if the Flyera can stop sucking a dick right when they’re about to hop into a wild card sport.
Love this game.
I do not want to live in a world where the capitals have competent goaltending. As to this game, Go Meteor!
Still hoping they Capital in the playoffs. They have to come back down to earth at some point.
Mike Singletary: We won because of our personalities….
Me: Wrong Dipshit! You won because you had three Hall of Famers (Payton, Hampton, and Dent).
Me: “And you were facing a porcelain doll as a QB protected by a couch, a recliner and a revolving door.”
That Patriots team was the worst AFC team to make it to the Super Bowl during that 81-96 stretch where the AFC was just shitty.
My other waiting game (the one concerning in-laws piling over to the house for a feed) is over but because I left the prime rib in the car it’ll be a while before it comes up anywhere near room temp. But, I do have the house to myself and am as happy as can be.
One thing I miss about being in Cali for Super Bowl is the pregame Tecmo Bowl or Madden tourneys.
For the record 30th year in a row I’m hosting.
All of the food drink substances are on hand. The weather is fucking perfect for grilling and the gang will be coming over around 2 PST.
Now it’s time for a quick preemptive strike by visiting the gym.
All of that good work will be undone in the first 10 minutes of food drink consumption.
Yes!
This is the first Super Bowl after my dad’s Heart Attack, so the treats will be less. Hopefully next year when Dad’s diet is done and he’s down 100 pounds, the treats will return in moderate form.
I hope your dad gets back to good health in record time.
So far he is. He still has a ways to go, but he’s definitely well on the way to recovery.
Ugh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JVNMmsN3Co
I call Siragusa!