Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

There’s so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that’s too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and tell us what’s going on during your day. I for one, promise I won’t laugh unless I feel like it. OK, I’ll start-I’m taking in some women’s curling right now because as far as I’m concerned in the world of female sports you can’t do better than that if you’re looking for “The Girl Next Door” type. As an added bonus, this is the only safe space left for a man to yell at the top of his lungs,  “SWEEP! GODDAMN IT WOMAN, SWEEP!”

 

 

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Forgot to specify that this is the NSFW version.

WCS

Supposed I won’t post that one, eh?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cursings and such at the beginning and midway points. No nekkidness.

WCS

Green Day, huh?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I regret to inform you that I’ve gone down a Green Day hole (giggity). I usually try to avoid this, as it often last for hours, sometimes days. I will not annoy the general public by posting every Green Day track I listen to in the near future, as there apt to be many. It is like smoking crack…no one ever woke up the next morning with more crack.
But I will share this one….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKPpo7YPkBk

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

I still want to be Tre Cool when I grow up.
Or Neil Peart.
Or Dave Grohl.
I’m not picky.

WCS

WCS

For Seamus:

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe

WCS

Any and all, keep postin’, even you Seamus. It’s a strangely vacant night, so let’s at least keep the music going to fill in the background of uncomfortable silence.

theeWeeBabySeamus
WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think WCS has tired of my eclectic musical bullshite….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw

WCS

WCS

WCS

You’re beginning to stretch my limits…

theeWeeBabySeamus

So many responses to that….
Brain…locking…down.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

And just like that we circle back to rationality.
Hella underrated album. Nice choice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I want to hate these chicks, but I just can’t. Nicole Sherzinger could make me do very bad things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0K46C82v9o

WCS

WCS

If we’re doubling down…

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s an 8-10 yr stretch up the river (x4) right there.
Probably worth it.

WCS

You did double down with a 7 of hearts and 8 of diamonds.

theeWeeBabySeamus

All credit goes to you questionable Nikki Manauge spellings. Flipped a switch in my grey matter.

theeWeeBabySeamus

How’s wifey and future offspring doing today, if I may ask?

WCS

Holding steady. She feels fine, kiddo is bouncing around in there, seemingly fine, too. We’re quite literally taking things one day at a time. So far, GREAT SUCCESS.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It cannot be overstated how big of a crime against music it is that THIS is the Genesis song I chose to post. But the vid never fails to make laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyF4hR5GoE

WCS

Never apologize for what you like. Unless it’s Beiber or Nikki Manague or however it’s spelled. They’re both useless.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha…true enuff.
Oh…Kylie Minogue…youtube search, don’t fail me now.

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

This one’s still a fav, both because the collab between two of my favorite artists, but also because Phil Collins cracking Philip Bailey the fcuk up throughout the vid…white boy be cray cray.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg

WCS

OH BALLS YES

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Much grass

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I am loathe to admit just how much I used to like Duran Duran, and still kinda do in small doses. When they first reached popularity, the chick I was dating loved them. My circle of friends were more the hard rock (Rush, AC/DC, Zeppelin, Skynyrd, etc, etc). Duran Duran was a chick band, in my view.
But dammit of those effeminate assholes didn’t win me over.
Same thing with Loverboy…cannot believe I just admitted THAT.

WCS

WCS

WCS

WCS

All by my lonesome? Okey-dokey.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah…I’m lurking (MUAHAHAHAHA…cough, cough) while getting some busywork done.

WCS

Bwahahah, work. Well, I’m going to keep posting videos, because it appears to be just you and me, homes. MAYBE.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Those left coast assheads will roll in when they get kicked out da clubs.

WCS

laserguru

Langers’ Pastrami.

Best sandwich I’ve ever had.

Neighborhood could use some gentrification.

http://www.langersdeli.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/langers-111313.jpg

Doktor Zymm

YARBLES. And I’m out. Almost, one more. YARBLES! It’s just fun to say! Yarbles, yarbles, yarbles.

WCS

WCS

WCS

Doktor Zymm

This is sorta for y’all men, right?

Doktor Zymm

I’ve traveled and still not managed to see this band live. Might have to renew my efforts this year.

Doktor Zymm

Doktor Zymm

This has been a good day. If you count alcohol as a drug, I’ve fulfilled the holy trinity.

WCS

Three cheers for Sie Doktor!

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WCS

laserguru
Doktor Zymm

Tzatziki is the best.

laserguru

indeed

Horatio Cornblower

Anyone else think Grayson Allen looks like Ted Cruz? And will be about as relevant 9 months from now?

WCS

He seems equally as unlikeable, if that matters any.

Doktor Zymm

Just watched a bunch of AFL highlight videos, including those of the “hardest hits/best enforcers” variety. They have cleaned that sport up A LOT in the past 30 years. Goddamn.

laserguru

Let’s get this party started.
I’ve got beer, smoke, bourbon, wine and some really nice cheese.

And a song to play.

Hi everybody!

Horatio Cornblower
WCS

Horatio Cornblower

Thank you good sir.

A friend of my son’s showed me that tonight. Damn near killed me.

laserguru

How’s life in the great north east?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m bombed on a combination of Ballast Point Mango Even Keel, Heavy Seas Loose Cannon and Flying Dogs’ Tropical Bitch Stout.

Just came back from a good friend’s house where we grilled sliders on a smoker and played horseshoes, outdoors on 2/20, left-handed because he just had shoulder surgery.

Life is good.

laserguru
King Hippo

Can Jeebus get a what what?

laserguru

The carne asada torta.

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WCS

Ted Cruz is just plain weird. He’s just the insane guy talking to buildings or staring at people on the subway who somehow got himself a mildly successful political career.

Lothar of the Hill People

Nixon + Grampa Munster = Ted Cruz

King Hippo

They interviewed his freshman college roommate. Apparently he showed up with a book titled “Is Karl Marx A Satanist?” in Spanish.

WCS

The guy on the ground floor of my dorm freshman year never bathed, never did his laundry. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say you could smell him on the fifth floor. I’d still rather have him as roommate than Cruz.

King Hippo

Did everybody see UK lose in OT because their goofy Aussie spiked the ball in celebration and got T’d up? PRICELESS

Lothar of the Hill People

Ahh. Home from the daddy-daughter dance. Too late to drink. Trying to talk myself out of eating the chocolate chip cookie dough chilling in the fridge. Had some yogurt, instead.

Beautiful day, cutting my meds down because the injection in my back seems to be working.

Trump or Cruz is gonna be the GOP nominee, which will render all this Supreme Court grandstanding moot.

Pretty sweet day, all things considered. Maybe I’ll get a leg of lamb on the grill tomorrow and keep the good times rolling.

JerBear50

Or for those in Alabama, just a dance.

Doktor Zymm

Watching a replay of the St. Kilda preseason (NAB = National Australian Bullshit?) match. Why did no one tell me that finger guns were the signal for a goal?!

Sill Bimmons

NAB is National Australia Bank.

And they used to dress like butlers:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2433320/afl-umpire-goal-o.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

Why do you think I like it so much?