Today was the first day of free agency, or the good riddance, post-Peyton era if you’re DeAngelo Williams. Good on him for refusing to apologize. At least now we know who’s in Peter King’s doghouse heading into the 2016 season, and not just for picking on Pete Prisco. Cam Newton should send him some flowers.
Your brief roundup of Day 1:
- Megatron retired. Are we sure we didn’t not see Jim Caldwell at the Combine?
- Malik Jackson was brought in by the Jags to keep Dante Fowler from hurting himself again
- The Iggles traded Byron Maxwell & Kiko Alonso to Miami, helping rid the joint of that Chip Kelly smell.
- Miami also signed Mario Williams. Combined with the above trade, Philly should lead the League in 9-3 final scores next year.
- Richie Incognito bullied the Bills into a three-year, $15 million deal.
- Tamba Hali is going back to the Chiefs. I know a couple of Commentists who are thrilled by this.
- Looks like the Steelers are getting Mike Wallace back. William Gay is staying.
There are four primaries tonight; in words that are rarely typed, the big prize is Michigan. The other states are Mississippi, whose Governor endorsed Cruz today, Idaho and – OBUMMER’S ‘birth place’ – Hawaii. In other birther news, a suit against Cruz was dismissed in NY, not like it would have stopped the process anyway. Question: Would the Republicans actually consider a non-candidate as a Convention-floor nominee? If so, I’d think it would be Paul Ryan.
Myself, I’m going to see “The Queens of Sheba” tour tonight, with Heart and Joan Jett. Like me, they rocked hard in the 80s, and today have a nice little career going for them in the 21st Century.
The contests of significance: (all times eastern)
NHL:
- Rangers @ Sabres – 7:00
- Penguins @ Islanders – 7:30
- Bruins @ Tampa Bay – 7:30
NBA:
- Nets @ Raptors – 7:30
- Spurs @ T-Wolves – 7:30
- Wizards @ Trail Blazers – 10:00
NCAA:
- Gonzaga @ St. Mary’s – 9:00 – WCC Tournament finals from the Orleans in Las Vegas
- BYU Lady Cougars were upset in a nail biter by the USF Lady Dons* 70-68 in the Women’s final earlier today
- Wake Forest & NC State played at 12:00 eastern, which would have been the marquee match of today’s schedule.
- Nothing else of note. Lots of minor conference tournaments.
- ESPN has Green Bay vs Wright State as their main network game, just to give you an idea.
- Here’s the link to the NCAA tournament broadcast schedule: http://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/article/2016-03-08/march-madness-television-schedule-turner-cbs-announce-2016
* = FYI, “Don” is an acronym for De Origen Noble, which translates to “of noble origin” and is a Spanish title given only to a noble person of political, social or official distinction. The name references the early history of California and San Francisco, which was marked by the exploits of the adventuresome and swashbuckling Spanish Dons. Until 1931, the teams were called the “Grey Fog”, a much cooler name.
Enjoy your evening! BURN IT TO THE WICK!
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Off to bed. ‘Night all.
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I was torn – I almost put this clip above in the post, but in the end I went with “Barracuda” because it had the throw line I wanted.
Sad truth. I love Barracuda more than any other Heart song. It is because you can play it on a random stereo in a CS custom map and while drunk/high I would always turn it on whenever the map came up
I see the Ice Alouettes are going to pull a Dolphins and win just enough games to screw them out of a top 5 pick. Sigh.
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Just got in. The concert was fantastic. Both Heart & Joan Jett only played two songs “off our new album”. So it was pretty much a greatest hits show.
The only hesitation is: Heart has a rich back catalog, so why do they play Led Zep for their encore?
They’ve been doing that for at least a decade.
I know. Just once you hope it’ll be different.
Anyway – minor quibble. It was a great show.
I just fucking love the previously mentioned
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Of course I love the rest of their stuff but if I pick one song randomly that is it
They played it and it was delicious.
Sounds like it was a good show. I always prefer when older singers do their greatest hits collection, as opposed to just playing their new stuff.
They really seemed to play to the crowd. Both could’ve gone longer – Joan went 75; Heart 90 – but they hit most of the expected songs, but 1-2 deep classics.
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My Columbian women page I was using tonight failed one too many times. Redheads again, for some reason these sites never get shut down
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A variation of last night’s gif
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One last Steph before I go.
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Okay. One NSFW
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You have to get to the source pic. Also, tall girl, 10/10 would totally bang but would look up Rachel Bilson pics after she left
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I know imgur doesn’t show up, but just in case I decided to link to the page instead of directly.
It was showing up before. Not now, but before
Aw, nuts.
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Waiting for a callback from a bartender friend. She msged me 5 times but went silent. Assuming dead or just back to work
That’ll happen. Money’s on the phone expiring.
I found a gallery of Stephanie Corneliussen, but it’s most filled with nipples.
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I have to constantly try to keep things SFW. So much easier the other way
Oh yeah. Especially with gifs. Great SFW gifs are hard to come by. . . phrasing
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/Is just catching up with what happened with what happened in Michigan
I’m telling you right now, when someone says/writes anything about Clinton losing in Michigan among Arabs and Muslims because of hatred of women, I’m going to flip a table and envision slapping them silly.
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Genuine question for Sanders campaign: Sanders said he supports using drone program ‘selectively’, so what would he have done in Somalia?
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Wow, I cannot get over how terrible The League was in its final season. I can’t even watch the show anymore, which makes me sad.
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Huh. The image didn’t post. That’s a new one.
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Glad to see you, amigo.
Latina enough.
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TECHNICALLY LEGAL
That’s more skin than she ever showed as a stripper in a movie. Unbelievable.
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I just finally caught up with Supergirl and am one back of being caught up with Legends of Tomorrow. In terms of Supergirl, I can’t wait for the Flash crossover.
There’s been two Batman references thus far in the Supergirl series, which gives me false hope that Batman will get his own TV series.
Speaking of Super:
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Writers said it will never happen. See my drunk Anit-CBS arguement 5 min ago
It’s happening! They’ve already filmed it!
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I need to start watching Shameless. https://gfycat.com/ImperturbableSleepyBengaltiger
I sort of love Limietless. I wish it was on any other channel that CBS so they would drop the stupid lie for no reason angle every show has, it bleeds through to the sister network. …This will do nothing I will probably watch Arrow on Neflix now. I am already getting it ready
Well, splendid. Wifey woke up, saying she’s feeling the same way I did yesterday before everything went.. well, explosively. Might be a long night in the WCS residence.
Bawooosh.
Hope teh pipez is reinforced.
Shitty
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Sorry, wrong gif
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Ok, 2, The third will probably be here in a minute
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Of course you get a goth Britta. I am not a monster
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Goth Britta was hot af
I will be lazy on everything except post pics of hot women. or dudes for Zymm
This kinda reminded me of Lulu from FFX. Looking for pics of goth girls is as depressing as they pretend to be
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I just spent four hours writing fiction. Damn it felt good.
cheers to you sir. I haven’t been able to do that since swearing off weed,
Thanks. I took a pizza break and watched the thrilling Blazers OT win over Washington. Now I’m home. Back to the grind.
Woooo!!!
Tuco Salamanca….bitches.
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Cosplay demolition?
I started my goth searches. I already miss my Latin women who looked like they were always having fun
Ok, I’ve been logged off like four times and don’t have the patience for this tonight. Thanks, wordpress. I’m going to rewatch Archer and try and get a real night’s sleep for a change. Peace, all.
Night sir
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“The early results are coming in. And for word on the ground, let’s go to Chip Rogers”
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“Thank you Brett. The desolate wasteland that is Idaho is ground zero for the next round of voting in the GOP Primaries. The survivors of course, are most concerned with the low supplies of meat from the winter times, so expected turnout should be low. However early exit poling indicates that Cruz has done quite well with the post-apocalyptic suicide and End Time cults.”
“So Chip, the locals seem to have Cruz Fever?”
“Well if you are referencing the large number of deaths recently, that was a severe rabies outbreak Brett”
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Thanks Chip…and now with sports…
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I’m gonna go watch Deadwood and probably fall asleep, but before I go, here is Day Three of Pretty Blonde Goth Chick, showing us that while Wednesday is Hump Day, Tuesday will always be Modesty Day:
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Pretty blonde goth chick is the new Matron Saint of DFO.
I was gonna waste my night looking for Goth chicks, but balls has said we found the winner. I guess you will just get a bunch of Colombian women from my current search eventually
I didn’t say “stop.”
Famous last words.
Cockfosters.
That is all.
“Please…. too many cocks will go without a home tonight. Won’t you please consider fostering a cock, even just for one night? I know with everyone’s help, each cock will be fostered within our lifetime.”
It’s still funny!
As some of you know, I’m not drinking this month. No, it’s not for lent (I don’t believe in carpentry), just to help focus on some healthier habits for a little while. I’ve done this a bunch before, but this time, 8 days in, I’m not craving/missing the booze, but I am finding it MUCH harder to get to sleep. That’s a new one for me.
Same thing happens to me. Brain can’t shut off, I guess. Frustrating as all hell.
I get bouts of full-blown insomnia, no matter what substances I ingest or choose not to ingest… I have no real answers, just feeling your pain.
I did find that when your brain sends that “go to sleep now” signal, if you ignore it, you’re in for a bad night, no matter when that signal is sent, early or late. Of course, after a week or two this will go away for you, but something to remember if this happens again.
Well, I’m ~3 months out from being a dad for the first time, so I reckon my Dad Nap Powers (to borrow a phrase from Big Daddy Drew) will develop.
How is the baby doing? I forget you have a newborn sometimes because of the constant jokes, porn and booze that happens when I am here. I should be a better friend. I am sorry about that. Are you having fun being a dad?
Kiddo isn’t here yet, not until May or June. Everything seems good though.
Somehow worse friend
I can vouch for this. If you ignore your body, it will make you pay the price.
Alcohol is a depressant, so that makes sense. Have you tried warm milk or decaf?
I’m not a coffee drinker ever, so warm milk might be the next stop if this persists tonight.
I’m going to sleep. Enjoy your Elegant Dinner Party!
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Oh sure, take off and leave us with the guy in a latex gimp suit and dildo up his ass
YOU SAID IT WAS THE UNIFORM
Can I keep it?
Everyone knew you were gonna end up with it. No need with formalities here