I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Sill Bimmons
March 24, 2016 4:16 pm
Garry Shandling and Johan Cruyff died today.
Two genuine innovators who revolutionized their respective endeavors.
I’m on my lunch break and just has to share these creepy stories. I’m teaching a spring break Shakespeare boot camp and I told them i was having a girl. Two of the girls wanted to give me advice.
Advice 1 was to not have cameras placed throughout the house to spy on the daughter when you’re not home.
Advixe 2 was to not hug your daughter for a long time and everytime you see her because she can forget to do stuff. And definitely not hug her for so long that she doesn’t have enough time to do her homework. …..
Seriously though, Browns fans have got to see this year as a rebuilding year. I know that sounds weird after earning the #2 pick but, at best, they’re the 2015 Titans heading into this season, right?
Garry Shandling and Johan Cruyff died today.
Two genuine innovators who revolutionized their respective endeavors.
Man, who would have bet that Artie would outlive Larry?
Alcohol cannot melt steel beams but it can melt your liver.
I’m on my lunch break and just has to share these creepy stories. I’m teaching a spring break Shakespeare boot camp and I told them i was having a girl. Two of the girls wanted to give me advice.
Advice 1 was to not have cameras placed throughout the house to spy on the daughter when you’re not home.
Advixe 2 was to not hug your daughter for a long time and everytime you see her because she can forget to do stuff. And definitely not hug her for so long that she doesn’t have enough time to do her homework. …..
My heart goes out to these kids.
I, uh, I have to go throw up now.
The Degrassi Stasi
If Manziel signing with Rosenhaus doesn’t appear on the DFO breaking news scroll, did it really happen?
Is there a scroll – or is it a joke? If there’s a scroll where in fuck is it?
Topicalness on Fleek! RG3 to CLE!
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/03/24/report-browns-expected-to-reach-deal-with-rg3-today/
Apparently it’s Cleveland Browns week here at DFO.
No one has spent more time in the offseason over the past 15 years than Cleveland. This is when they shine!
They really do have a considerable amount of offseason experience.
Then why am I so happy?
Because you aren’t a Cleveland fan?
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…
If you’re happy and…
Oh. You’re not happy. That’s understandable.
Seriously though, Browns fans have got to see this year as a rebuilding year. I know that sounds weird after earning the #2 pick but, at best, they’re the 2015 Titans heading into this season, right?
They’re called the “Jets” now, Blax.
New head coach, new front office, #2 pick in the draft…yeah, you don’t get more rebuild-y than that.
New front office who’s going to take on the NFL using baseball metrics!
(I don’t know if it’s because it’s the Browns, but I’m pretty sure this ‘game changer’ is going to have less success than Chip Kelly)
*rebuildierist.
Temple needs mixed drinks like that.
-Bill Cosby
I almost choked on rice with the Carroll numerology.
Damn, somebody has some Photoshop skills!
The last one killed me. Great job!
That’s actually the only one (besides the title image) that Low C did.
Don’t drag him down with the shoddy MS Paint jobs on the other images; those are mine.
I laughed out loud at the XXXX McXXX one.
Yeah! My shoddy Photoshop skills and blatant disregard for company time are all I have!
“Company time” is the reason given for why little Timmy got sent to his room when mommy’s new boyfriend Bill came over to visit.
The others were great too. The outline of the lamp shade just cracked me up.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8iysbxRw1r0hgato1_1280.jpg
“Yes!”
– me, upon seeing a new episode of Serial posted.