Yes, I’m recycling the picture. I don’t care enough about today’s games to try very hard. Take it out of my paycheck.
10MW Syracuse vs. 1MW Virginia (6:09, TBS)
Fun fact – when these two teams played in the regular season, I am 95% sure that the game didn’t even make it to TV at all in North Cakalaky (regional split on the ACCN). Usually, WRAL shows the secondary game on its SD channel, but they didn’t even bother for this unwatchable turd. And this is now your regional final. Again…unflavored ice milk FOAR TEH PEOPLES.
6E Notre Dame vs. 1E U*NC (8:49, TBS)
At one point, the cheaters had a surprisingly tough road to the Final Four. Then, both Kentucky and West By God Virginia got upset. FUCK EVERYTHING.
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I ain’t no fancy lawyerin type, but it seems to me, there’s one a them conflict of interest things when someone employed by a tv network to be on a tv show on tv (Barkley) is also in a commercial which gets shown during every commercial break during that same tv show.
Peeps = the food of demons
http://loveandzombies.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/peepwalkingdead040312.jpg
(it really amazes me some of the shit I find on the internet. And I’m not even talking about porn…yet)
Rule 34 of the internet. For all I know that is porn.
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: MY SNOWFLAKE NEED CANDY FLARG Edition:
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Pushy-Parents-Cause-Chaos-at-Pez-Easter-Egg-Hunt-Manager-373630311.html
I loved playing baseball. Baseball was always my first love. I played in a Catholic League for two years…until my birth defect got me in trouble (I couldn’t pass a physical).
My father only went to one game. Not that he didn’t support me…he couldn’t handle the insanity that the other parents displayed from the stands. My sophomore year, we only lost two home games, both forfeit, because the same parent showed up really drunk and the cops had to show up.
He was a cop so he never got in trouble despite being banned from ever showing up in the first place.
Growing up in the 70s that shit didn’t happen to me.
I can’t remember a single disruptive parent at anything I ever did as a kid.
So with ‘Cuse and ‘Nova both in, does the Big East kinda have two F4 teams?
What say you Big East and ACC fans?
I guess those teams that were around during its heyday will always be associated with the Big East but things change/need to change and I’m glad Cuse is in the ACC now.
Well we’re damned glad to have you, FWIW.
Now, if you could do something about the Boston College thing, I think we’d all really appreciate that. They can take Wake with ’em if they want.
Perfect example of addition by subtraction.
Goddamn ND…you done so goodly so far. Don’t start fucking up now.
This is apparently a real thing:
Arby’s: When Life Doesn’t Feel Short Enough
This is the perfect time for some @Nihilist_Arbys:
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/710551544282935301
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/707985729515884545
I had a roommate in college that would get one of those KFC Double Downs like once a week.
This was the same guy that would complain I never brought people over to hang out at our place, even after I kept telling him to put pants on if he was going to be out of his bedroom.
Never understood how someone could hate their colon so fucking much…
I generally avoid fast food of all kinds these days. But I do have a weakness for Long John Silvers shitty fish and chicken strips. Luckily for my coronary arteries they are difficult to come by at my current residence.
Those goddamned things were seemingly on every corner in AZ.
It’s like a combination of crack/meth/heroin to me.
And yes…I did, in fact, always buy the biggest family meal they sell and eat that shit for two days. Not as good re-heated…but still pretty fucking good.
http://www.ljsilvers.com/images/menu/family_meals/FamilyMeals-8pc.png
Shit…I might be driving to Raleigh for some Long John Silvers.
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Reheat it under the broiler until it starts to sizzle for 2-3 minutes.
It’ll be crispy like it just came out of the fryer.
Works for even the soggiest day-old fried food.
That’s exactly how I used to do it!!!!
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Fast food overseas is amazing. McDonalds in Japan has this shrimp sandwich that is fucking fantastic compared to anything available on their menu in the states.
Across the board, all fast food is better overseas.
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OOF! Manly dunk by that ND fella.
Foar teh basketingballingists…
7. Tony Bennett
University of Virginia
Salary: $1.7 million
$/pt.: $15,928
Seasons: 5
Winning Pct.: .617
Tournament appearances: 2
Final Fours: 0
Titles: 0
Bennett walked out on Washington State a year after signing a lucrative contract extension, his reward for taking the Cougars to the 2008 Sweet Sixteen. He’s just 31-30 so far at Virginia, including 12-20 in ACC play.
Source: http://my.xfinity.com/slideshow/sports-overpaidcollegecoaches/5/
Their stats are way wrong on his W/L.
Actually, I just checked. They’re not wrong so much as five years old.
In his defense, based on everything I’ve heard about Pullman, I’d walk out on that place too.
I believe this was the part of the sermon where JJ Fozz lept up in his pew and hollered, “Hallelujah!”
There is a special place in hell reserved for people who don’t like Peeps.
Pink tastes best.
Now, about these Peeps….
Don’t think I’ve ever had a Peep-I’m grateful for that.
It’s marshmallow covered in sugar–what’s not to like?
I make enough bad food choices as it is-don’t need another option.
Heavens for the weather, Hell is for the company…
#fuckthepeeps
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Oddly, in Florida, the weather is Heaven but the company is Hell.
The Insulin Pits of G’dath
Is that how Lovecraft spelled Cleveland?
Shoggoth City.
Fuckin’ Syracuse as a “Cinderella” in the Final Four is about as fun as eating a poisoned apple.
Meh….I’d have been equally meh with UVa.
Hey, if the glass spittoon fits…
Evenin’, bitches.
Konichiwa
Bitches even
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BRING BACK CHERRY MENTOS
Roy Williams is such a scumbag, he makes me wish there was a hell.
Future DFO East Coast field trip – Ol’ Roy grave urination!
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You want an Easter miracle? Ok. Me not getting severe eye strain from checking out the college gal in our pew with the enormous rack. Jesus God almighty
HE IS RISEN!
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PHAT PHIL STRIKES AGAIN
And Leprechauns are famous for liberating zombie Jeebus from the cave
Basic Catechism ,, ppl forget that
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They put up a graphic that UVA is 68-0 under Tony Bennett when up 10+ at halftime. But being the good fundie he is, Bennett had no interest in 69.
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That may be the next banner quote. Well done.
This is definitely the banner quote this week.
THIS EASTER BUNNY, I CALL HIM THE ALIEN QUEEN CAUSE HE LEAVES EGGS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Gohma was a fucking bitch as the first boss in Ocarina of Time.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/b/b1/Queen_Gohma_Artwork.png/revision/latest?cb=20110427012302
Little fucker got away from me….maybe this will be good enough…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak0_fa1DDpc
My balls are just about my best friends
Well I gotta admit, your balls are pretty friendly … outgoing even.
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I endorse both of these comments.
bim joeheim
Next up in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament: Sophie’s Choice!!!
Well, I am off to go sacrifice a puppy to the basketball gods to help keep U*NC-CHeat out of the final four. Back in a few.
I’m wearing green, and will gladly dance a jig in that puppy blood if’n that comes to pass.
First #10 to make the Final Four.
/the hits keep on coming
THIS CAVALIERS TEAM, I CALL THEM AC GREEN SINCE THEY’RE BOTH VIRGINS WITH NO DESIRE TO SCORE
I CALL THE CAVALIERS TRENT GREEN BECAUSE THEY DON’T REMEMBER THEY WERE ONCE GOOD!
I do however fucking love coloring.
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Also, go ‘Cuse!
/was born there while my dad was on sabbatical, have no other connection to the place
I’m pretty sure that is enough of a connection to get you elected mayor
Tony Bennett might want to think about putting together a team that can score
Is it me or do people working in advert departments really weight “staring contests” as a lot more germane then they are in the real world?
The GODDAMNED GERMANS got nothing to do with it.
(wow…how fucking old am I, right?)
Staring contests: the soft sell device to keep eyeballs glued. They still give out Clios? Fuck advertisers.
How fitting for once the Fighting Irish are on my TV on Easter Sunday and not in my living room.
Syracuse was called gritty!
HMMMMMMMMMMM
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1 Cooney makes up for AT LEAST 5 black guys ,, ppl forget that
Huzzah Scotchy! Hope Boeheim stops douching up the place.
/only thing I know ’bout NCAA hoops
//may be dated
It is an empty, cold, overcharged crowd in Vancouver for the Ice Bears V Ice Liouns match.
Letang is a sick bastard.
i love that guy.
Got a phone call from a friend that lives in Mexico. He was asking if he would still be able to work in the US for our company once Trump gets elected…
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–b73FeZk7–/w8xvqxfwgpemvicfbgjp.gif
Had to tell him “Fuck if I know…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U
Hope this works
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The last little bit is right!
“Syracuse: Back from the dead on Easter Sunday! “? CBS gon get some letters!
“You could have said torch was passed over from Virginia to Syracuse, but nooooooo”
And there’s at least a 50/50 chance that Tony Bennett is yelling “JESUS CHRIST!!!!!” into his pillow as he doesn’t sleep tonight. So there’s that.
Yeah, Tony Bennett is an uber fundie, he’s not gonna like that one bit. SUCK IT, TONY!!!!
I’m not totally sure what the fuck I have just been watching
Ugly, ugly basketball.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
/I’m stunned
When I saw the UVa bench clowning in the 1st half i thought, To quote the great Rasheed Wallace “Ball don’t lie”
Our brackets sucked a big fat dick.
Smart people tend to suck at gambling.
Blowjobs make life liveable
HA HA FUCK U VA!
oh this is very funny basketingballing humor
Is Bennett on downers? No emotions.
The bracket gods care not for your crippling gambling addiction.
I gave us on this mofo, only watching the end because my kid got me out of bed to drive her to her mom’s for Easter family time.
I told my kid the season was over about 10 minutes ago.
HOLD ON CUSE!!!!
How ’bout ‘dat shit.
Maybe ‘Cuse belongeded in teh field after all, huh?
I likes being wrong sometimes!!!
And hey, I picked NO ONES in the Final Four!!!
You ain’t the only one. I’ve still got Okie, and I feel all superior for getting that one right.
Yep, I did take Boomer Sooner in almost every bracket. Needless to say…never took Nova or Cuse. Nor U*NC nor ND (always had KY or WVU).