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Your Hastily Assembled NFL Draft Day 2 Open Thread
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A guy gets kicked out of the B1G for ecstasy use is now going to Tampa. All is right in the universe.
I mean, if he went to Baylor you know his sexual assault skills are on point, so he’ll get along with Winston.
“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”
-Giants GM Jerry Reese, about to make his second round pick
“WATCH MY BEER AND HOLD THIS!”
– Giants GM Jerry Reese, after the draft.
Last true edge rusher?
That pause wasn’t intentional, idiots. He had no idea how to pronounce Xavien.
Probably wondered if he was having a stroke for a few seconds.
dental hygiene is important, southern ppl forget that
Does anyone want Foles/Keenum and two 4th rounders for a 2nd round pick? Am asking for a friend.
– Peter King
Not sure what to think of the Cowboys’ draft so far. With Elliott and Smith, they could wind up winning the draft or having it all blow up in their face. I know every team is like that, but even more so. They rolled the dice, man.
Dontari Poe and Chris Jones could make a hell of an interior d-line.
God help the Golden Corral buffets near the Kansas City training camp facility.
I feel like this is the place to post a picture of the motorcycle twins from the Guinness book, but I’m too lazy.
“A big bear hug to the commissioner there. You know everybody hates him, right?”
“I tried to kill the white devil, but he said something about the seas flowing red with the blood of the unbelievers, and I just kinda let go.”
“Goodell was probably saying ‘Don’ let go’ cause its the most love he has gotten”
– My Girlfriend
WWOMS.
What Would Otto Man Say?
“Ted Cruz is a national disgrace.”
Nothing. He done gone away.
Not sure how to feel about the Cowboys pick. So Jerry is going to red-shirt him?
Were the other NFL commissioners as detested as Goodell?
Tagliabue had his moments… But nothing like this national disgrace.
Rozelle? No.
Tagliabue? No.
David Stern was cock sucker!
Chris Jones has been sitting there in that tuxedo for the last 26 hours.
Took a while to get my stream running here…Jaylon Smith…really?
Horatio’s gonna need a whole lot MOAR ice cream
Did everyone see the fanduel sign in the Jaguras’ war room?
Sup
Meanwhile, Jacksonville continues to resemble a somewhat competent organization, that might actually be building something down the line…
Well that’s just plain crazy-talk!
With Ramsey and Jack, this draft seems good already. PLUS they get Dante Fowler from last year’s first round.
Not a bad $1 fantasy defense if you want to look smart at teh auction
They definitely have the best set of 3-down LBs in the league, by far.
They actually have a lot of talent, my only worry is they are still Jacksonville
“The Jaguars have traded up to the 37th pick and have selected Doctor James Andrews.”
Giants 2nd round pick? I’m going with Eli Bananacake.
guarantee you this is Myles Jack
Nice!
I run my big mouth enough, eventually will get something right…
Oh shit I thought it started in at 7. I missed some picks
EAST COAST BIAS MUTHAFLIPPA
They now randomly have the correct central time or the east coast time on everything. I never know when anything actually starts. I was fine with the East Coast bias
Kicking off tonight with Jester King/Stillwater Audio Palette. It’s nice. Dry, mildly sour, subtly fruity. I could drink alot of this.
I am already bored. I listened to every depressing song ever because that was the theme on the earlier thread. This 40 minutes til the draft starts is gonna kill me. Should I go 100% redhead chicks (just the first thing that popped into my mind) or scatter in some dudes for the lovely ladies who hung around all night last night. I know the answer is definitely the latter or shut the fuck up and be a responsible adult who doesn’t spam pics
The Chargers aren’t actually trying to improve, huh?
Gates is going to end up falling apart before the year is over. TE isn’t the most pressing issue right now, but it is a need for the Bolts, especially with Ladarius Green going to the Stillers.
“Drafting another TE to sit behind Gates for another few years, only to be lost in free agency, is just what’s best for the team right now.”
–Mike McCoy
Isn’t that guy with the shredded knee nerve more like yeah right than Myles Jack?
Think the Jags will pick Crazy Eyes at 38.
THE COWBOYS ARE THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX!
JUST LIKE BELLICHICK!
grumble grumble MOAR like inside your mom’s box grumble grumble
Who the hell is crying? Is it Urban?
Mayock just came a little there
Gentlemen.
Sup
C’mon, Cowboys…let’s make this entertaining!
ah, The Freak!
If this is Tyler Boyd, would be a horrendous reach.
I always thought Ogbah at Okie State had a bright future. Oh well.
Make him angry? Tell him his locked into the Browns for 4 years, that should do it.
No, no…that’s called suicidal depression. Much different.
Good pick? Do we have any Browns fans here?
Ah, don’t know why I’m even asking.
Mayock’s not wrong. “Holy shit you guys, we made the first pick of the night! High fives all around!”
Props to the NFL network for getting right down to the business of making fun of the Browns
So, open question. Who want’s their team to draft Myles Jack in the second round? I for one wouldn’t mind it at all even though the Bears picked up to ILB this offseason. Actually the fact they did that is the reason I say possibly go for it.
If he fell to the Stillers, I’ll buy all you shots and coke.
If the team has that much confidence in his knee, definitely. He may have to sit out a year, but the talent level is certainly there.
He’d be the best defender on the Chargers*.
* Assuming he can tackle
If the Raiders hadn’t drafted a damaged guy in the 1st, I’d be all for it. But with KuJo’s knee situation, I’d rather they played it safe for at least one of the two.
A’Shawn? He had good fashion game yesterday. Plus…great fucking name.
His younger brother, B’Sean, has always done well, just not as good.
C’Shon is just stunningly average.
I can’t wait for The Factory to use every pick on a quarterback.
And every one of them will be with another team within 3 years.
“Fuck you, 2nd rounders. You are not worth my precious time.”
-The Rog
It isn’t a Lemon party without ol’ Dick (Butkus)
“We had more than 1000 fans here last night…”
And every single one of them booed you.
I want me entry fees refunded, please.
Oh yeah, that’s right.
I guess I should have asked earlier; I could have thrown something together. I thought Rob had something planned. Whoopsie-doodle.
We collectively did NAWT earn our $12 keep today ,, smh
Fuck you. You earned it by having the site up and running all day. WBS was wasted at noon-ish
Fuck you.
I was gone by 11am.
AND THAT’S EDT GODDAMMIT!!!!!
fucking left coasters.
I figured our crack team of draft analysts* would have had this scheduled days ago. I would’ve been happy to put it together myself…if I had but known! (Bum-bum-bummmm)
*closet alcoholics
HEY! Most of us are pretty out and proud!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Warming up?
Won’t somebody PLEAZ find a nice home for crazy eyes??
I’m going to L.A. May 4 – 10. I’ll see what is scheduled and update accordingly.
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