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theeWeeBabySeamus

Smithereens – Blues Before and After
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxzOaI4Pfkw

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Horatio Cornblower

Charged GBH “Give Me Fire”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQVKluSJqQo

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Brocky

Well, its a wrestler talking about midgets, so….. close enough?

http://i.imgur.com/R83Wr.gif

in case that doesn’t work
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laserguru

Best of both worlds.

Horatio Cornblower

Moar Social D. Sick Boy. You can hear all three of the chords they know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfUZAMoQXoc

laserguru

G, C and D.
Righteous exchange!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just posted this on the Request Line…but what the hell. If we’re going music here now, might as well double up.
Queen – Who Needs You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slz0JdUuP7k

Horatio Cornblower

Music you say?

Social D, Mommy’s Little Monster.

How the FUCK do I get youtube videos to show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7sUh-DX7I0

laserguru

Fuck yeah!

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Brocky

*Midget Status under review*

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Unsurprised

Review: Denied.

laserguru

Music!

Horatio Cornblower

That is a great fucking song.

Brocky

yeah, i saw that too on google, any idea what its from?

Unsurprised

Nope. Got bored looking.

Brocky

Vincent valentine?

thats either an unfortunate coincidence, or that guy has some really fucking nerdy parents

WCS

What do you say, Commentists? I’ve got about 30 mL left over of codeine cough syrup from the sinus infection I’m now over.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lets-get-weird-workaholics.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

My kid took over the TV. I have no idea what’s going on. Someone without children tell me the latest cripple Dallas drafted.

King Hippo

no moar picks for thee. CLE picked Kessler, NE picked Brissett, so JJ has his pick of Connor Cook OR Cardale in the 4th.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus wept.

Fortunately I have beer, and a lot of it.

herodotus450

Vincent Valentine? I picked the wrong draft to stop sniffing glue.

King Hippo

I like that pick too.

Brocky

Okay, draft is over, time for a victory lap everybody!

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Wakezilla

Wooo! It’s over!

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s funny because the guy flying through the air is a double-murderer!

theeWeeBabySeamus

ALLEGEDLY!!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Nope. Got found guilty in the civil action. Fair preponderance of the evidence is enough for me, or anyone, to call OJ a murdering son-of-a-bitch w/o getting sued.

Unsurprised

I’m not risking my estate on the decision of a civil jury.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It would be rude not to eat her pie.

Horatio Cornblower

His Prius broke down.

Twice.

Unsurprised

That’s no excuse. This is a walkable city and also has excellent public transportation.

WCS

Graham Glasgow is the most University of Michigan name since Vance Norris.

Wakezilla

I’m actually surprised Connor Cook didn’t get drafted by the P*ts tomorrow

Brocky

In an attempt to be cool, connor cook tweeted a picture of himself pounding some o’douls. it is not having the desired effect

Unsurprised

He’s flushing the meth out of his kidneys?

Horatio Cornblower

Shoulda pounded some McPoyles. We could all get behind that.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/9487_1213360643064_300_176.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

You think I’m BLUFFING?
RYAN….STAB SOMEBODY!!!!
(possibly my favorite comedy scene ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5liIhpkpkA

Unsurprised

REAL TALK.

This is a dope-ass Prince mix.

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Unsurprised

@ YEAH RIGHT: I found you a personal assistant.
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Horatio Cornblower

If she put a bowl of arsenic in front of me I’d eat it.

King Hippo

So….Brissett and then Kessler? These were 6th round picks.

herodotus450

Brisset needed at least another 3 rounds in the smoker before he was ready.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tunsil can fix him up.

Wakezilla

P*ts fans everywhere trying to figure out if Brisset is a CB, not a QB.

Tawmmy: “He’s black and a fawkin Quartahbahk?”

Jabowski: “Yes”

Tawmmy: “I just don’t understand!”

Smithchez

Add another one to the list, boys!

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Unsurprised

Damn, that’s old. No JFF even.

Wakezilla

SHE’S NOT A TRUE FAN!

King Hippo

A SECOND NC STATE GUY TO THE GODDAMNED P*TS???????

WCS

THAH FACKIN’ WAWLFPAHCK IS A FACKIN’ LIFELINE FOR GREATRIOTS NAHTION! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

theeWeeBabySeamus

What’d I miss? Wolven sorts reprezentin’ in the Masshole?

The Maestro

God damn it. Alcohol is such an insidious drug. I have no idea how I got this hammered. Probably the most I’ve been in a couple years. No special occasion or nothing.

And I told Dad I’d hike the local ski hill with him tomorrow to make use of the last of the snow around here. Sweet Jesus is this gonna suck ass.

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DAMN YOU, IMGUR!

Horatio Cornblower

Two beers for me at 8%+. I’m going for a third. I will not be joining you on ski hill.

King Hippo

What are the odds of two Utah State dudes going back to back like that?

Unsurprised

MInd? Blown.

herodotus450

Dolphins killing it with the Caroo pick

laserguru

I just signed on and this thread had 420 comments.

Hi everyone!

King Hippo

HAI DOCTOR NICK!

Unsurprised

How’s he supposed to masturbate?

Wakezilla

Damn Meyer and Miller, I haven’t seen a “family” act this awkward around each other since Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina

King Hippo

I would be completely fine with a series of grizzly bears raping Urban Meyer on the NFLN set.

Wakezilla

He’s really creepy/

Brocky

Unsurprised trying to impede on my territory by posting Midget gifs?

Well, the joke’s on you friend…

I wasn’t posting midget gifs!

I was posting WRESTLING GIFS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE MIDGETS IN THEM!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

still…dude…goddamn Tampa Bay TRADED UP TO TAKE A KICKER IN THE 2nd. Our world shall never be the same again.

Brocky

Somewhere…. Lovie smith is smiling

Horatio Cornblower

A body to melt steel and a face to make you say “and you’re SURE you’re 18?”

Wakezilla
Wakezilla

Leonte Caroo?

That doesn’t sound like a name of a guy who will become a football star

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hippoz, I dropped this offer on the previous page but not sure you’ll see it there now so…
I’ve got family screwing up my basedballing plans for Sunday as it turns out so if you want the pair of tix for Sunday’s Duke game, dey b urz.

King Hippo

ah, thanks! Might be able to do Sunday.

WCS

Daryl Worley going in the third round is crezzy, even for this unrepentant WVU homer.

King Hippo

yeah, Panthers draft is kinda odd

King Hippo

Urban Meyer, smarmy prick.

King Hippo

I’m going out on a limb again (as I did correctly with Jack) and say that Factory takes Connor Cook with their late 3rd.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Yup, pray away but don’t do a damn thing about climate change.

herodotus450

Wait isn’t this the second round? What are the Sharks doing here?

theeWeeBabySeamus

A healthy mixture of excitement and fear.
So familiar.

Smithchez

Oh I hope the Jets take another shitty quarterback!

King Hippo

I wondered that earlier tonight, if anyone ever decided to say “fuck it” and just draft 3 mediocre pricks in the same class and let ’em fight amongst themselves the next 2-3 seasons.

If you are, say Factory or the Jest, why the fuck not?

King Hippo

THAT’S SO LE’RAVEN

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah shit…what’d they do?
Haven’t turned the circus on the teevee box yet.

King Hippo

nah, there was an actual dude whose Christian name were “Le’Raven”

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL. Well, it’s still probably just a matter of time.

King Hippo

STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND WATCH THE DRAFT. IT’S YOUR FAULT THE P*TS DRAFTED THUNEY.

Smithchez

Is it just me or was “the military moment” weird as fuck? It’s great and all, just seems like an awkward thing to happen during the 81st pick.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Thats becuz our lord n savior Ronald Raygun took office in 1981 an saved us from commies an gayz an pourty an shit

King Hippo

yeah, is there something “NEVAR FORGET” about 81 that we’uns missing here?

/pretty crunk

Unsurprised

Chinese numerology shit, I think?

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