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Your Hastily Assembled NFL Draft Day 2 Open Thread
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Smithereens – Blues Before and After
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxzOaI4Pfkw
Charged GBH “Give Me Fire”
Well, its a wrestler talking about midgets, so….. close enough?
in case that doesn’t work
h
ttp://i.imgur.com/R83Wr.gif
Best of both worlds.
Moar Social D. Sick Boy. You can hear all three of the chords they know!
G, C and D.
Righteous exchange!
Just posted this on the Request Line…but what the hell. If we’re going music here now, might as well double up.
Queen – Who Needs You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slz0JdUuP7k
Music you say?
Social D, Mommy’s Little Monster.
How the FUCK do I get youtube videos to show?
Fuck yeah!
*Midget Status under review*
Review: Denied.
Music!
That is a great fucking song.
yeah, i saw that too on google, any idea what its from?
Nope. Got bored looking.
Vincent valentine?
thats either an unfortunate coincidence, or that guy has some really fucking nerdy parents
What do you say, Commentists? I’ve got about 30 mL left over of codeine cough syrup from the sinus infection I’m now over.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lets-get-weird-workaholics.gif
My kid took over the TV. I have no idea what’s going on. Someone without children tell me the latest cripple Dallas drafted.
no moar picks for thee. CLE picked Kessler, NE picked Brissett, so JJ has his pick of Connor Cook OR Cardale in the 4th.
Jesus wept.
Fortunately I have beer, and a lot of it.
Vincent Valentine? I picked the wrong draft to stop sniffing glue.
I like that pick too.
Okay, draft is over, time for a victory lap everybody!
Wooo! It’s over!
It’s funny because the guy flying through the air is a double-murderer!
ALLEGEDLY!!!!!!!!
Nope. Got found guilty in the civil action. Fair preponderance of the evidence is enough for me, or anyone, to call OJ a murdering son-of-a-bitch w/o getting sued.
I’m not risking my estate on the decision of a civil jury.
Where’s OSZ, anyway?
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00922/SNN0539AA_280_922075a.jpg
It would be rude not to eat her pie.
His Prius broke down.
Twice.
That’s no excuse. This is a walkable city and also has excellent public transportation.
Graham Glasgow is the most University of Michigan name since Vance Norris.
I’m actually surprised Connor Cook didn’t get drafted by the P*ts tomorrow
In an attempt to be cool, connor cook tweeted a picture of himself pounding some o’douls. it is not having the desired effect
He’s flushing the meth out of his kidneys?
Shoulda pounded some McPoyles. We could all get behind that.
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/9487_1213360643064_300_176.jpg
You think I’m BLUFFING?
RYAN….STAB SOMEBODY!!!!
(possibly my favorite comedy scene ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5liIhpkpkA
REAL TALK.
This is a dope-ass Prince mix.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake.
https://soundcloud.com/thelatestfashen/purpetual-a-mix-for-prince
@ YEAH RIGHT: I found you a personal assistant.
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If she put a bowl of arsenic in front of me I’d eat it.
So….Brissett and then Kessler? These were 6th round picks.
Brisset needed at least another 3 rounds in the smoker before he was ready.
Tunsil can fix him up.
P*ts fans everywhere trying to figure out if Brisset is a CB, not a QB.
Tawmmy: “He’s black and a fawkin Quartahbahk?”
Jabowski: “Yes”
Tawmmy: “I just don’t understand!”
Add another one to the list, boys!
Damn, that’s old. No JFF even.
SHE’S NOT A TRUE FAN!
A SECOND NC STATE GUY TO THE GODDAMNED P*TS???????
THAH FACKIN’ WAWLFPAHCK IS A FACKIN’ LIFELINE FOR GREATRIOTS NAHTION! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
What’d I miss? Wolven sorts reprezentin’ in the Masshole?
God damn it. Alcohol is such an insidious drug. I have no idea how I got this hammered. Probably the most I’ve been in a couple years. No special occasion or nothing.
And I told Dad I’d hike the local ski hill with him tomorrow to make use of the last of the snow around here. Sweet Jesus is this gonna suck ass.
DAMN YOU, IMGUR!
Two beers for me at 8%+. I’m going for a third. I will not be joining you on ski hill.
What are the odds of two Utah State dudes going back to back like that?
MInd? Blown.
Dolphins killing it with the Caroo pick
I just signed on and this thread had 420 comments.
Hi everyone!
HAI DOCTOR NICK!
How’s he supposed to masturbate?
Damn Meyer and Miller, I haven’t seen a “family” act this awkward around each other since Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina
I would be completely fine with a series of grizzly bears raping Urban Meyer on the NFLN set.
He’s really creepy/
Unsurprised trying to impede on my territory by posting Midget gifs?
Well, the joke’s on you friend…
I wasn’t posting midget gifs!
I was posting WRESTLING GIFS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE MIDGETS IN THEM!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
still…dude…goddamn Tampa Bay TRADED UP TO TAKE A KICKER IN THE 2nd. Our world shall never be the same again.
Somewhere…. Lovie smith is smiling
Plain City, Utah?
That’s pretty apt.
A body to melt steel and a face to make you say “and you’re SURE you’re 18?”
LOLphins are up
Leonte Caroo?
That doesn’t sound like a name of a guy who will become a football star
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2wlcuOhv1ruz6zso1_500.gif
Hippoz, I dropped this offer on the previous page but not sure you’ll see it there now so…
I’ve got family screwing up my basedballing plans for Sunday as it turns out so if you want the pair of tix for Sunday’s Duke game, dey b urz.
ah, thanks! Might be able to do Sunday.
Daryl Worley going in the third round is crezzy, even for this unrepentant WVU homer.
yeah, Panthers draft is kinda odd
Urban Meyer, smarmy prick.
I’m going out on a limb again (as I did correctly with Jack) and say that Factory takes Connor Cook with their late 3rd.
Yup, pray away but don’t do a damn thing about climate change.
Wait isn’t this the second round? What are the Sharks doing here?
A healthy mixture of excitement and fear.
So familiar.
Oh I hope the Jets take another shitty quarterback!
I wondered that earlier tonight, if anyone ever decided to say “fuck it” and just draft 3 mediocre pricks in the same class and let ’em fight amongst themselves the next 2-3 seasons.
If you are, say Factory or the Jest, why the fuck not?
THAT’S SO LE’RAVEN
Ah shit…what’d they do?
Haven’t turned the circus on the teevee box yet.
nah, there was an actual dude whose Christian name were “Le’Raven”
LOL. Well, it’s still probably just a matter of time.
STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND WATCH THE DRAFT. IT’S YOUR FAULT THE P*TS DRAFTED THUNEY.
Is it just me or was “the military moment” weird as fuck? It’s great and all, just seems like an awkward thing to happen during the 81st pick.
Thats becuz our lord n savior Ronald Raygun took office in 1981 an saved us from commies an gayz an pourty an shit
yeah, is there something “NEVAR FORGET” about 81 that we’uns missing here?
/pretty crunk
Chinese numerology shit, I think?
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