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Your Hastily Assembled NFL Draft Day 2 Open Thread
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they pronounced NOBUMMER wrong ,, smh
JINGOISM ALERT! JINGOISM ALERT! YOU WILL SUPPORT THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
Must have one of these things every 2 hours during the draft.
and to think, it was REPUBLICAN Dwight Eisenhower who coined the phrase and warned against it. How far the Overton window has moved to the right since Ike (and thank fuck Ike saved the country from President MacArthur that fuck was cray-cray).
US military, the media demands you love them, but they don’t give two shits about what happens after they retire.
Now we’re talking!
Extremely pale skin and red hair really works for me. Though I could say that for like 100 more skin type/body shape/hair color combinations
Moar NFL Draft? Didn’t we do this last night?
/oooohh yay….boobie pics
teh real funz is tomorry
I plan to basedball again tomorry, weather permitting.
That being said, I got family screwing me up Sunday if yinz want the tix for Sunday’s glorious day game.
Adolphus?
You know who else was named Adolphus?
Adolphus Gustavus.
ppl forget thatm,,, but his last name is washington lest hope more george washington crossing teh deluware less stat of washintgon passing the dooby
Okay, sorry unsurprised, the midget gifs are posting themselves at this point, i have lost complete control…
So no bullshit, Jim Kelly has a prosthetic jaw correct?
Do NOT chew tobacco kids.
Really oughta be a comma between “tobacco” and “kids”
I was wondering if that was a new product, like “Gummy Bears.”
Tobacco Kid (artist’s conception)
He looks like Al Davis.
Also, very sly of the Bills doing a recruitment video using Kelly in a football is family commercial.
Blues tie it up
“Joe Thuney. Linebacker, guard, who gives a shit.”
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT. Not a wolf on the fucking P*ts.
Evening, folks. I talked about bike cranksets for two hours with my dad’s buddy and I’m completely hammered and happy too. What’s happening?
Tom Brady died.
Don’t toy with my hopes like that.
FACK YOU YOU FACKIN FACK
A football player that survived his battle with leukemia was punished and drafted to the Browns.
Going to a Beer Fest Sunday, which is not only my birthday but my father’s birthday. Dad’s coming up as is brother and several friends.
So naturally CT will have a HIGH of 50, 50% chance of rain and we’ll be outside for 4 hours. AND, and, I have two depositions and a court appearance on Monday, none of which I can get out of.
There is no god.
No, there is a God. And He hates you.
He may be looking out for me; last year it was in the 70’s bright and sunny and oh dear god did things get ugly.
It couldn’t be that bad. You’re free now, aren’t you?
Not of the memories Unsurprised, not of the memories.
Panthers select Daryl Worley. I guess they haven’t forgotten.
oh dear Christ, that is outstanding
Cintia Dicker. Brazilian redhead.
That combo, just imagine how absolutely batshit crazy she must be. I THINK I’M IN LOVE.
She is outstanding.
Dicker.
Dicker.
Dicker.
DICKER.
Nope. Not seeing a joke there.
You know, I didn’t think I could boo the story of a guy beating leukemia and realizing his lifelong dream of playing in the NFL, but Goodell sure made me give it serious consideration.
Jesus Christ, the guy overcame leukemia and you sent him to Cleveland!?
Man beats Leukemia and yet his biggest challenge in life is trying to remain football relevant in Cleveland.
More good beers. Avery Lunctis Viribus (sour aged half in cabernet barrels, half in tequila barrels), and
Brooklyn Improved Old Fashioned (a beer that tastes like an old fashioned).
Digging the Broncos’ second-round pick.
Tonight I agree! And I admit to getting all “SQUEEEE!!!!” when they announced Steve Atwater.
This Foothills Jade IPA be good. Western NC is underrated in terms of brewing.
I want to try some more NC beer. Asheville is high on my future vacation list.
My kinfolk are from Asheville, spent like every Thanksgiving and Xmas there growing up. Never imagined it would be a hippie/foodie/brewpub/artist commune one day, but it is and it’s GLORIOUS.
A line from Mad Men seems appropriate. “[A]t a certain point seduction is over, and force is actually being requested.”
Are you trying to make the comment section more rapey?
“THAT’S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR!!!”
Still my favorite line from that series.
That sounds more like something from an Ayn Rand sex scene.
Six of one, half dozen the other.
I laughed a bit too hard at this.
What will the Raiders do for these when Willie Brown dies?
Voodoo
Oh Willie. Just, no.
Not even like a 3% chance of this being right, but fuck it, this is the lady from the other pic Horatio
http://66.media.tumblr.com/ba26be2e2a1eb4eb7479d2abb74bca1c/tumblr_nu3j492Nwb1tbs59no1_1280.png
2/10, have a hay allergy, would not bang.
There is no surer way to lose my vote than to offer me a Bud Light for it.
SAD!
Chiefs Be Like
Hey, my hapless team is picking!
Kenyan Drake? Well, I know he should be able to run a long time.
The Bears pissed my off by trading down so I am ignoring them. Redhead
http://66.media.tumblr.com/dadd8271b64362229f38c2e7ad5cc14a/tumblr_nu3j9nYfrF1tbs59no1_1280.jpg
Head?
Yes, please
“So we finally have another RB go after Ezekiel Elliott”
Derrick Henry: “Hey”
Cowboys and Notre Dame. A match made in Hell.
Anyway, here’s some twerking.
http://113.imagebam.com/download/NDiomlqNk_OuwS4rMalGQQ/46977/469763679/hannah.gif
I root for the Yankees too.
And you’re a lawyer. Jesus Christ, dude. Are you running for Satan?
Speaking of a yank…
(rimshot)
Now that we’re on commercial, Strong taek: Beyonce’s Lemonda album is over-rated and underwhelming.
Lemonda?
Molto Bella
Beyonce’s Lemonda album is over-rated and underwhelming.
Kansas City is throwing away picks like Andy Reid throws away time-outs.
Where the FUCK is Otto?
Gettin’ into Cardale territory, Horatio…
I hate you so much right now but I have a horrible feeling you may be right.
Of course he’s my pick for Mr. Irrelevant so I’m thinking the Cowboys can wait a bit before pulling that trigger.
I would not be against conner cook here for chicago.
Steve had clearly gotten into the liquor cabinet before announcing that pick. That said, that was some impressive trash talk from a punter.
Now imbibing a 1 pint, 6 oz bottle of Foothills Jade IPA (7.4%) that I done bought today for teh 3rd round so I could feel fancy like the DFO beer connisseurs.
I am sober…. ok. was drinking at 4-5. Just the absolute shittiest whiskey too
I could just post a gif of a half naked girl and not admit I am drunk. Shit. Good to know in the future
I totally cowboys drafting a notre dame player, again, a very self righteous fan base defending a very dubious team
Ahhh yeah, pick #69
http://dudecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/twerking.gif?f9f0ae
Lets try a different one:
Worst basic cable ass shot in evar.
I truly felt empathy for Paige for this one.
Geez Philip….get a tan.
I really love that one guy was really psyched to pick up Will Redmon who I have never heard of
Man, Connor Cook must have a REALLY weak handshake.
The deal breaker was when he wouldn’t help Ol’ Double J make Susan Skaggs air tight.
Somebody tell Brandon Carr to turn around; I only recognize the back of his jersey.
DFO turned into an R. Kelly video so gradually nobody noticed.
We drink a lot of beer around here; eventually someone’s gonna get pissed on.
I really don’t see why you’re surprised.
It was the midget with the gun that gave it away.
you may have showed up late, but ya fuckin’ brought it
And then NSZ drank it.
Bastard.
+1 real talk
I will take most insults about me fucking up a thread, but I am offended by the R. Kelly comparison. It was 100% my fault this thread went to smut. I am still ok with admitting that.
IT WAS THE MIDGETS
I thought the midgets were funny, my bad.
Here’s a midget santa
No rant tonight. I <3 TEH DONKS PICK!!!!
I’d like to see the Charges bring out Mant’e Teo to announce their pick and then he announces that they’re taking Thor, the Norse god of thunder.
Middle Tennessee…… Tennessee is a pretty short state, so the middle of it can’t be very big
Always remain focused.
http://114.imagebam.com/download/h2oqgopuKb2oQSQ2Fvdpmw/47537/475361672/rosebertram2.gif
Come into the 21st century, folks.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagm?hl=en
Can we get rid of the special pick announcers it is not why we are watching the draft.
It saves Goodell’s “feelings”
Herr Goodell cares not for your opinion, knave.
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Notre Dame vs. Michigan?
always odd when professional athletes get up to speak and you kind of get the feeling they still don’t have a high school reading level.
I never expect them to have elementary level abilities, which he didn’t so I was safe
SFW I think . Another redhead
I’m pretty sure if I brought her to work I’d be fired and divorced, and not necessarily in that order.
Worth it.
Chris Gamble is clearly on his way to a ‘Treme’ cast party.
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