Hey folks. I’m presumptive New York Jets quarterback Ryan “FitzMagic” Fitzpatrick. A lot of you might not know this about me, but I went to Harvard. When I was a freshman, I found it really hard to balance all of my interests with the demands of my class schedule and football practice. Things got a little easier when Coach made me quit my job as the Seeker on the Quidditch team (“The only Golden Snitch you should be seeking is over at Kappa Delta Phi,” he said, “and it’s pronounced with an ‘a’, not an ‘i’.”) but it was still tough to do everything I wanted. I watched as my roommate’s cavalier Sturmstrung Whiteblade racked up experience points and went from a second-level Squire to an eight-level Banneret (with a vorpal blade!) while my own Perceptor the Illusionist languished behind in Azereus Motte. I got stuck going to keg parties with my football teammates instead of LAN parties with my CS 60 classmates. I was always jealous of the kids who had their own radio shows at WHRB. So that’s why I was thrilled when Rikki-Tikki-Deadly called me up and offered me a chance to host Request Line here for the week. I thought this week’s topic would be one of my favorites: MAGIC! I’ll get us started with a song from the Cars that always puts a smile on my face. Enjoy!
[…] about dragons, battle axes, paladins, elves, etc. are all fair game. We’ve done “magic” before though so while songs about sorcery aren’t explicitly off-limits maybe try to […]
Great, now ALXMAC has got me on a gypsy kick.
And this reminds me that we missed Travis’s “Why Does it Always Rain on Me” on the Rain request line. Embarrassing.
The Rolling Stones – Fortune Teller
https://youtu.be/95tMg4bHrKI?list=LLXfZEbmkohC2hY6PGLjI_JQ
Doves – Spellbound
https://youtu.be/RlJBWYedck8?list=LLXfZEbmkohC2hY6PGLjI_JQ
The Hives – Abracadaver
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdevXDzrcc
The darkest spell: comformity
Well done peeps.
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Last one from me
Sorcerers Apprentice
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Magic-Trick.jpg
ALSO THIS..
If alreayd selected we should make sure key words are used for search/find reasons
Hendrix: Voodoo Child
It was selected, but I like it enough to hear it again. Even I found it tho.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7760c8b0e2e4b414c8982cff15eed915/tumblr_mfc4vcTC0e1revfw4o1_500.gif
What no musical fans?
Mr Mistoffelees
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102014/1414763389_cat_riding_a_magic_flying_carpet.gif
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Steppenwolf – Magic Carpet Ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4WiyxXpyZc
Got two that could be repeats, but I hope not. Did a quick scan, but coulda missed them.
ELO – Strange Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A8JZ-RDDo
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Surprised one of you Hoseheads didn’t bring up Triumph – Magic Power, but then you all may be on fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9X5Vbt4FYo
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Woulda had a Clutch DOUBLE SHOT for you, but I can’t find a studio version of “Sucker for the Witch” and all the live ones on Youtube sound like crap. Oh well.
INSTANT REPLAY!
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/magic-trick-street-grab-bewb-13505793471.gif
INSTANT REPLAY!
Off of Lionize’s latest LP. It’s not my favorite, but still pretty good.
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-magic-asians-bread-483676.gif
Grower not shower magic.
Jay Z’s Blue Magic, which is about heroin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O3USgkwiJA
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“I wonder why…”
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And now me being a nerrrrrrrrrrrd.
Gustav Holst–The Planets: VI. Uranus, the Magician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_QkS6uZeE
Love Holst, especially the Planets (Jupiter and Mars are my faves).
Also….you said Uranus.
Everyone likes Mars, because “dun-dun-dun-dun, dun, dun-dun-dun”
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Robin Thicke– Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8ECS2bWHE
Hard to believe his love songs were about this woman, whom he also divorced a couple of years later after he cheated on her.
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I wouldn’t say “he” divorced “her”. Much more the other way around.
Olivia Newton John – Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5vagsGC38
(probably should have saved the “don’t judge me” card for this one)
Great boots though, eh?
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Magic Stick- 50 Cent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMlvKbbLGc0
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Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lmAc3LKWM
(don’t judge me)
I was just about to post this and shame you all for not mentioning it already. Good hustle.
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Back in MY day they didn’t have social media so you had to REALLY want to do something stupid that would fuck up your life.
*sigh*
/get off my lawn
//but feel free to take your top off first
Godsmack – Voodoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw2iipzHl3w
http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv126/plumkat/Funny/magic.gif
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins – I Put a Spell on You
https://youtu.be/PwXai-sgM-s
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I just now saw Cuntler beat me to it. D’oh!
I think we all thought someone else had/was going to post it.
Oh well, gives me another spot to post this.
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What can I say I like witches?
Donovan – Season of the Witch
https://youtu.be/8gblXJ8j_AU
http://38.media.tumblr.com/25b343d9b3dd22a02cd4de26e241cf08/tumblr_mpv1mhqxVI1qedb29o1_500.gif
That’s some straight up ninja shit right dere.
The Cult – The Witch
https://youtu.be/TnyxEz4l70Q
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T-Rex By the Light of the Magical Moon
https://youtu.be/QxeZ074RSzw
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RHCP – Blood Sugar Sex Magik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5bCMLIA5Fk
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Better make that a DOUBLE SHOT
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The Chairman would like to check in with “Witchcraft”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPuLR_28dE
Thats some old black magic right there
The Who- Pinball Wizard
From This is Tom Jones tv show
https://youtu.be/gpGegoE3Kik
How fuckin’ high was Keith Moon when he decided or agreed to wear a three piece suit?
That clip is everything good and just.
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They say it never rains in Southern California.
They lied.
Have fun with Mike. Sorry I can’t join you guys!
Good day to go to my first Angels game of the season. Especially now that Garrett Richards needs TJ surgery! Whatever, it’s Friday and beer exists.
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Does that album cover remind anyone of anything NFL-related? No? Yeah, probably just my imagination.
So when I scrolled down to this gif, the hootin’ tootin’ Van Halen song was playing. Fit perfectly.