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Request Line: I Believe It’s FitzMagic
Hey folks. I’m presumptive New York Jets quarterback Ryan “FitzMagic” Fitzpatrick. A lot of you might not know this about me, but I went…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I’ve felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless,…
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American Jet (Part 2)
The smell of blood works its way into my dreams, which are, for the most part, terrible: trapped on a green and white Boeing…
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American Jet
In American Jet, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other. Fitzpatrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 2010s Manhattan. Young, bearded, and well-educated, Fitzpatrick earns his fortune in the NFL by day…