Your “Relatively Brief Friday Open Thread

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Ooh, thatsa spicy hangover. Hope my vision clears before the drive to school to drop off my grades.

His mom probably gets nothing.

NFL News:

  • It’s all about the Benjamins in Charlotte:
    • Michael Oher – 3 years; $21.6 million
    • Riverboat Ron – 3 years; $19.5 million
  • Good news; great news from the mind that is Pete Carroll:
    • Thomas Rawls & Jimmy Graham will be ready for Week 1
    • Russell Wilson has gotten even better. Once he gets laid, thought, he’s fucked.
  • RGIII may not be as good as advertised. So – perfect for the Browns.
    • No one from The Factory will care if Bron Bron wins Game 7

Meanwhile, the Russians are having a great time in international sports:

  • in danger of being eliminated at the Euro
  • the IAAF upheld the ban of Russian athletes at the Rio Olympics
Still suspended.

Expect sabre-rattling soon, and a Trump speech about his good friend Vladdy.

Tonight’s sports:

Given the rain yesterday, they’ll probably be finishing Round 2 of the US Open in twilight.

Copa: Peru vs Colombia – 8:00 – Met Life Stadium

Nice work by the USMNT last night. They’ve got a good chance to make the finals, unless Ayesha Curry thinks those are rigged as well. BRAZIL BELIEVES IT TOO!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Sill Bimmons

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Doktor Zymm

People nowadays are lacking in what they call the most.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Excellent.

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Sill Bimmons

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Doktor Zymm

I may be missing something, but replacing a fuse is dead easy.

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Doktor Zymm

Gwen Stefani turned out to be a shitty role model.

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Doktor Zymm

“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but I’m implying exactly that thing while saying I’m not”
-Kanye

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Time Salts All Wounds”

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King Hippo

This is almost always the best song to end the night on. Not too happy, not too suicide-y.

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Doktor Zymm

I need to move back home. It’s a pity I really like my job and the condo I bought last year. I ain’t midwest.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Further West can fix that with beer.

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Cuntler

Nah, just get the fuck out of the north side.

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Doktor Zymm

NAZIS DON’T DESERVE POTASSIUM!!

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Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

Heard this on radio today, remembered how much I fucking loved it…

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King Hippo

HAI!!

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Doktor Zymm

Nicki Minaj’s butt is real. Anyone who thinks otherwise is unfamiliar with basic optics and how actual women look.

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Unsurprised

I’m assuming most of the criticism is coming from 13 year olds or men who are indistinguishable from them.

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King Hippo

It frightens me to live in a society where this is an actual topic of conversation and not just a recurring Tom Haverford joke on Parks and Recreation.

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herodotus450

http://www.joehavasyillustration.com/lera.jpg

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King Hippo

Very Friday night. PBnJ!!

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herodotus450

I knew it was a PB&J song because it had whistling in it.

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King Hippo

nobody else could make whistling cool. well, Joywave, but it would be sampled and that’s totes different. (I enjoy Most Glorious Soviet Dance Party video though):

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Padres trying to give this one away before I’m even drunk…

5-1 Nats

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King Hippo

There is really truly not enough alkeehaul in teh universe FOAR a Padres fan to get through the season, paying attention.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

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Senor Weaselo

Today’s thought watching Dirt Giants-Dirt Vikings: Eduardo Nunez’s helmet needs a Twitter account.

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Senor Weaselo

Update: Someone had an Eduardo Nunez’s helmet Twitter when he was a Yankee, but it’s not active anymore.

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Doktor Zymm

I may not be one of em, but I know some tall ass women, they still shorty?

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Brocky

evening all. just revisiting how much I enjoy this particular episode of archer:

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King Hippo

I like how this season let badass, rattlesnake mean Mallory SHINE.

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Doktor Zymm

Not sure I’ve expressed this thought here, but Chicago is a racist as fuck town, and now that I’ve lived here for 8ish years I’m kind of freaked out that I’ve gotten used to it and it doesn’t feel as weird as it used to.

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laserguru

The entire Midwest is the same way.

Try a trip to Iowa.

Or Central Illinois.

Yikes.

Back in my long haired days my brother and I barely got out alive from a bar in Galesburg Illinios.
Because we had long hair and had the audacity to run out of gas in front of the bar when it was 3 degrees and snowing.

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herodotus450

Maybe if you’d gotten a damn HAIRCUT you could’ve seen the GODDAMN gas gauge.

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Unsurprised

One might almost say that the entire country is racist.

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laserguru

And One would be correct.

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Unsurprised

One is always right.

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laserguru

Maybe

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packman_jon

I think

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Doktor Zymm

I’m well aware I’m not in the worst part of the country for this sort of thing…but damn. I can’t be sure, but I suspect the DC area is the least racist part of the country. I went to high school in a place that was almost equally distributed white/black/hispanic with a good dose of other, and PG is (or was, not sure if still true) the richest majority black county in the country. Daley built modern Chicago, and he built it segregated.

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Unsurprised

The east-west divide was as bad as Chicago’s north-south divide when I was there. But now I have classmates profiting off the gentrification of U Street and pushing blacks further into PGC.

I’m bored. I’m not trying to start anything.

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Doktor Zymm

I think that got eroded pretty quick though, SE was where all the clubs were before development, now there are condos there. (Fun fact, that’s where DC can still have full nude male strippers!) And U Street is yes, gentrified, but it’s gentrified as an african-american heritage area, I don’t know stats for home ownership in the area, but businesses in the area are primarily black owned. H street is the hipster area, but that’s east side, and NE hasn’t been bad overall in years. Bad areas, yes, and I did once have some assholes decide to fight on the hood of my car the day after I had my windshield replaced while I was actively driving said car looking for parking, but they were just dicks.

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King Hippo

My experience in DC was everybody fucking hated everybody…so no reason to get around to bein’ raycess.

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herodotus450

Chicago, racist? Ever hear of a guy named Michael Jordan? It’s not like he had to suddenly leave town under suspicious circumstances despite being a town hero.

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laserguru

As that great patriot Marilyn Manson said:

There’s no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker
That gets in your way.

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Unsurprised

I admire her form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VnlnptQjVU

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Doktor Zymm

I am full of wine, and just got that damn long-line bra that was digging into my side off. Huzzah! Also, more wine, which, while not included in the wine tasting I got quite sozzled at, is still as free as the wine tasting because sunk costs! I’m pretty good at using economic concepts to justify doing whatever the fuck I want. Really, the only thing I can’t justify to my satisfaction is about 3 years of fucking that Pat’s fan.

Currently reading The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove by Christopher Moore. Highly recommend. And if you are in the position of never having read any Christopher Moore, I started with “Lamb : The Gospel According to Biff” which is hilarious and probably extremely blasphemous. Sill, you would dig it. Also, all y’all.

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Sill Bimmons

godhatesyeast

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King Hippo

I thank our Lord and Saviour Jeebus that my moobs never got that big. The bra just seems like an instrument of torture.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

There are many times where I would appreciate not having moobs in the way. Or you know just not having pokie nipples even when I’m wearing an undershirt.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s really not, in it’s best forms it’s a fine thing. Anything that doesn’t fit right is nasty. When done correctly it’s very helpful.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I dunno how gals do it quite frankly. A jock strap ain’t necessarily painful at all, but I can’t imagine wearing one daily for 10-15 hours a day.

Fuck that.

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Doktor Zymm

You get used to it, if it fits right it’s no different than wearing underwear. Similar to a jockstrap (probably?) it’s not really needed unless there’s vigorous activity going on, but it’s for sure more comfortable to have em stowed most of the time. I’m not averse to going sans bra, and it’s fine for walking around, sitting around, etc, but anything more active, you want some boob restraint.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LMAO. Yes, keeping the package(s) secure during a bumpy transport.
/can relate to this now.

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Doktor Zymm

You see women with their arms crossed across their chest quite often. They ain’t all angry. Sometimes it’s just manual restraint 🙂

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I always found it wiser (and safer) just presume they were angry. Who knew all this time I kept my distance due to perceived hostility, all I had to do was approach them and offer my “support”.
/makes mental note

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King Hippo

Well, once you get used to not wearing undies, that once a year you have to (physical examination day) just feels fucking awful.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite?

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King Hippo

FREEDOM!!!!!

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Sill Bimmons

Plenos vino

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Unsurprised

skillz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUBn7FQkXs

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Unsurprised

I needed some cuteness.

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King Hippo

PUTTING A BELL ON A CAT IS BLASPHEMOUS AND THAT SHITHEEL IS BAD AND SHOULD FEEL BAD

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Look at that face. That little asshole troublemaker had it coming.

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laserguru

I was just adding some late suggestions to the “school” themed Request Line and I thought of this one and it is way too cool to not share here as well.

Happy Friday Commentists!

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King Hippo

Hull problems? They just got promoted back to the Prem, FFS!!

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Spanky Datass

Damn! PER — COL was fun!

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King Hippo

#TeamDrugsAndAsses, muthafuckas

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Unsurprised

Good God. This is amazing. http://imgur.com/gallery/71BbYLr

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King Hippo

WOOOOOO Ospina’s gettin’ his dick sucked tonite!!!!!

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Sill Bimmons

1 — 1

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blaxabbath

Hillary is a pragmatist. She knows you’re never going to get drugs out of sports so, if they donated enough, just let Russia compete.

She likes to get things done like that.

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Sill Bimmons

Fuck You.

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Sill Bimmons

HERE WE GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtDntuLGQQ

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Sill Bimmons

This is some serious hardcore Copa América shit going on.

I strongly recommend that you tune into the Extra Time.

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bourb0nblues

Peru had a great chance… can’t imagine it’s gonna turn out well for them after that.

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Sill Bimmons

The advantage to oiled leather products is that you can use olive oil to replenish them.

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mKDBfIb6hWIDmOXsfAeFO1A/140.jpg

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blaxabbath

Pinterest-worthy!

Why doesn’t DFO have a ‘Pin It’ button, by the way?

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Sill Bimmons

You are the shit I scrape off my shoes!

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Unsurprised

This looks cool. http://i.imgur.com/12CGOEV.gifv

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Unsurprised

h
ttp://i.imgur.com/12CGOEV.gifv

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King Hippo

This is a delightful culture. No wonder I enjoy the Detective Inspector Erlendur novel series.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good series for sure.

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laserguru

On a semi-related note, I’m halfway through my first Jo Nesbo Harry Hole detective story “The Bat.”

Vastly entertaining.

And I have you glorious bastards to thank for it.

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King Hippo

Once you finish Nesbo, give Arnaldur Indridason a read!

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Sill Bimmons

Sofa þér svart auga svín
Falla í djúpa gryfju fulla af drauga

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Charlotte McKinney

http://66.media.tumblr.com/9e0e8ac56f7cd52a490c47abf3d9cb7b/tumblr_o8o93zjEKE1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg

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Unsurprised

Fuck you, Photoshop.

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The Maestro

I don’t know if you folks know this yet, but I gotta say – all this beer stuff is pretty delicious, really.

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Sill Bimmons

Far, far too well.

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Unsurprised

I think I’ve read that somewhere/

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theeWeeBabySeamus

DAMN YOU WCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can’t keep winning everything, you know!!!!!!!

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WCS

Made a big crock pot of shredded chicken barbecue for dinner. It was good, but, could have been bolder.

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Sill Bimmons

wtf

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Sill Bimmons

wcs
tricked the
flip

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