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Do you like watching the Euros? You do? We have something in common, you and I. So plop yerself down, enjoy the match and type whatever is on your mind.
Your “My Dinero is on Belgique” Early Morning Open Thread
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Its 4 minutes. Call the game!
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
This game could use a spectacular tie-breaking goal. Here, I’ll go to the bathroom!
AHhhhh Yeah! Show those slightly above average Hungarian women hugging and giving each other a kiss. Niiiiiiice
http://pannonland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JHT_3246-1.jpg
womp womp their goes you’re global warming libtards ,, smh
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
The Curse of Turan is in full force, folks.
God damnit!
Damnit Hungarian gypsies, work your f*cking magic!
what a gyp ,, amirite??
She looks willing to work something, not sure if it’s magic or not.
But it probably could be.
Steady Iceland… steady…
Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees…
“Holy shit, it’s Rikki-Tikki-Deadly!”
– Rob Ryan
Dude, come to the beach.
It’s 74 and sunny. Forecast high of 77.
There’s a reason I stay right next to the water and this would be that reason.
I might go up to Tehachapi tomorrow for the basketball game. Should be a bit more comfortable up there.
Hungary’s wine fountain in Budapest Castle
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Slap a satellite dish on that puppy, and I’m home.
Hungary desperately needs to rally and score 2 this half or else they’re done. No way Portugal isn’t going to take their frustrations out on them next game.
Mowing in Iceland looks like it would be a huge pain in the ass. How da Fuq Imma mow my roof?
Fortunately, summer is like what? 2 weeks?
(hey look my dumb ass forgot to link the photo up there)
Sure are a lot of graves in that backyard. Might want to check that out Inspector.
I imagine there’s one guy who gets cranked on trucker speed and cuts grass 24/7 for those 2 weeks, and that’s all he does for the year, workwise.
Ugh…good morning you fucks….
I finally got up. Only took me about 15 minutes to crawl into the bathroom to take a piss.
You know watching this European cup shit, I am totally confused. Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant has a soccer team, they are allowed to play in the Euro Cup…and they are all white guys…what is going on?
You know, Iceland was already on my travel wish list before WBS posted those lovely-shouldered lady pics. Beautiful volcanoes, a respite from summer heat, and apparently the locals are very bleak, fatalistic by nature (due to the long dark winters) and prone to excessive drinking.
MY KIND OF CROWD.
A friend of mine did some genetics work there; she said it wasn’t hard to find someone (male or female) to spend the night with, if such was your inclination.
Who’s spending the 2-3 break on orbitz? THIS FUCKIN’ HIPPO!!
Shit dude, you’ll be the fucking Icelandic King of shit mountain within weeks.
Hungarians are similar. Plus, they are known for making and having their own booze! Lots and lots of booze.
How the hell do these guys not sprain ankles and knees at the same rate as NFL players? The slo-mo on some of these tackles is fookin’ brutal.
Given the number of matches they play in a year, too. Especially the ones whose paying sides are in Europa or CL footy. That is a brutal slog.
The NY Times just had an article yesterday about how the constantly expanding schedules are playing hell with the health of the elite players.
Did they reference the lack of a players’ union as an issue? I have always wondered about that (specifically in reference to how not seriously they take concussions, but now I have a second issue to ponder – annual gametime limits).
Not as much HGH
Just a single minute of stoppage time… hmmm… you often get more when there is a penalty and a goal.
yeah, first half stoppage time is completely random it seems
ICELAND IS RATINGS GOLD!
Just arrived at the fair for the SD County Beerfest: https://sandiegobeerfestival.com
There will be a post about it… when/if my hangover wears off.
Iceland…at least we had a lead at one point.
A NATIONAL MILESTONE
/to be fair, my county has almost 300% the population of their nation, and I live in a MSA with only one (failing) pro sports franchise
CHAOS IN THE BOX
/sad trombone sweatpants
But serious, damned good officiating not to blow the whistle when the Icelander fell over the keeper, it wasn’t a foul at all
100% correct
penalty WOO
/all teh goulash spills
Ice, ice baby. Too low, too low.
The noise at this game seems incredible.
Iceland apparently brought the entire populace. They don’t get out much.
I think if the US is gonna be invited to the South American Euros, then this here tourney ought to go to 32 and invite the likes of Algeria, Japan, etc.
Samoa.
I wanna see those giant fucks try to bicycle kick…..just once.
(gravity always wins)
FOAR the record, the Pirate Party is leading the polls for the next general election in Iceland. NO SHIT!!
Go Detective Inspector Erlendurs!!!
/though both sides are cool
Agreed…both sides have their merits.
Iceland:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/wowowowye/ice_girls_lake_boat-04.jpg
Hungary:
http://pannonland.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/szeppbikini1.jpg
yeah, all look like they would enjoy a sando
/NAWT complaining….
Also!
What I hope will be my final follow up visit to the orthopedic surgeon is today.
Let’s go kick some ass!
Huzzah!
/but get medical permission FOAR said kickin’ ,, smgdh
Today I must, once again fulfill my grandfatherly duties.
Yep, it’s ballet time.
The Lion King today.
Oldest granddaughter has been doing the ballet for about 6 or 7 years – feels longer – and I’m pretty sure youngest granddaughter, the Wahini will be in this show also.
Well shit.
We always do drinks and dinner afterwards so it works out. My oldest daughter’s birthday was yesterday and with Father’s Day tomorrow we can take care of a lot of obligations all at once.
I’ll post during intermission.
Pray for me.
Fake a knee injury. You’ve earned it.
Love the tag on this post, by the way.
http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-18-2016/aGGe98.gif
TEAM WAFFLE SUCCESS!
Now… let’s all cheer for Team Hákarl!
As this one winds down, is it too much to hope for that everyone on the Irish side, players and fans alike, start singing, dancing and punching everyone within reach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urIsx9rxZ4U
Why does this asshole keep calling him “Lukaka?” Jeebus, he’s a 25-goal scorer in Europe, he’s not exactly an unknown name…
ROMELU 2: ELECTRIC LUKAKULOO
Go Get ‘Em, Mertons!
/I have no idea what I’m talking about
Uninformed lout here. Does Ireland have the attacking strength to equalize, or are they doomed?
Now they are doomed.
Unless the Irish fans borrow some of the Croat flares.
Was that unbelievable? Now, what was that again? A political protest by Croats against their own team? Fascinating.
Notre Dame is not so good at teh futbolling.
De Bruyne and Lukaku. Nice work!!!
Now we find out if the pitch is slanted badly towards one side or Ireland is that bad.
/apparently Ireland is bad
It’s only a matter of time, isn’t it?
LUKAKUUUUUUUUUUUU!
For all the usual Marc Wilmots scapegoating of Big Rom, Eden Hazard has been fucking DREADFUL. But he’s too gritty to be criticized, I guess. Also plays FOAR CHELSKI, must protect the Sky Five.
Poor Irish lad takes the pelota right to the stones. A papal-approved vasectomy??
If you felt the need to disappear from the public eye for a bit I’d suggest being a striker for the Irish side.
These announcers can’t decide if this is a well- or poorly-reffed game.
GO TEAM WAFFLE!
Rumours of The Republic of Ireland having a shot on goal are completely unfounded.
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