Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is supposed to start the season on the roster. Waiver wire Monday should be fun as well.
NFL News:
- Ironic platform note at PFT: JEREMY LANE ON SITTING FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM: “I’M JUST STANDING BEHIND KAEPERNICK.”
- Jets 3rd string QB Bryce Petty got lit up by Eagles DE Bryce Braman & will have an MRI to determine if there is any serious damage. It’ll also determine whether he becomes trade bait on Monday or doesn’t survive the waiver wire.
- Dreamboat played the entire first half against the Giants, giving the impression the Dark Lord will be happy going 2-2 until the suspension is concluded.
- The Bills cut 21 players, but kept Glenn Gronkowski. Maybe now Rex can beat Belichick.
- The Ravens kicked the tires on Devin Hester.
Y’know, while I might not be on Kaep’s side, I am really respecting his Fro game. Look at this thing:
It’s magnificent. It gives me an Eriq La Salle “Coming To America” vibe.
Of course, this is a sports site, so a quick search and personal preference found me these comparisons to what Kaep is currently rocking:
Randy Moss:
John Riggins:
Doctor J:
Marouane Fellaini:
And, the master, Oscar Gamble:
It may be the only real highlight of the 49ers season, but we’ll always have that look. It’ll live on forever.
Tonight’s sports:
- College Football:
- Colorado State vs. Colorado – 5:00PM | ESPN
- Kansas State at Stanford – 6:00PM | FS1
- Toledo at Arkansas State – 6:00PM | ESPNU
- CONCACAF Qualifying: El Salvador vs. México – 7:00PM | TELMUN
Buckle in, kids. It’s a three-day weekend full of college football, followed by a return to school/work, and then the NFL Opener Thursday night. WE’VE ALMOST MADE IT PEOPLE!
LSU is such trash.
Ok, weirdest thing ever just happened. We lost all or trees recently to Tree Herps or something. I just ended up outside peeing in the direction of my 90 year old neighbors house when he was up for no reason at this hour. He gave me a nod. I already shovel his snow but I like him more now
Eat something since you’re up.
I already ate a giant 6 scoops bowl of ice cream, then gave my dog one too because he loves dairy too like a proper WI dog (he got 2 scoops). I would give him whiskey but he doesn’t want to try it
Pack a sandwich for later.
And a sweater.
It’s like you never met me. I would go hoodie with no pants unless required of me by law, even then like 50/50
Wait – your neighbor can see you because the tree herpes killed the tree that used to serve as your urination-viewing barrier?
Or was that just some fun Tarintino-esque side note?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqw2A_AGvZU
I really am probably off for the night though. I don’t want to lose my TV though.
Olivia Wilde gif I could never confirm if it was actually her or where it was from that was left open from before on the way out.
She hella looks like Mila here.
GIS says it is she in the 2012 movie Deadfall.
I swear I went to bed (never trust that) and the first thing it aims at is 2012 haircuts unless you try harder, unless google fixed that since I searched it a couple hours ago
Don’t ask me how the economy works.
My asshole computer keeps telling me every hour to restart my computer and let updates run like it wants me to go to bed. I am not gonna let it win. “Try Later” dick OS. Who designed it not to have the option to just say I will do it when I want to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCHD41I7ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwM1keL3yOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-aokvgd3ac
THAT RABBIT’S DYNAMITE
LOOK AT THE BONES!
Found JustStopDude’s non-union Mexican equivalent.
http://115.imagebam.com/download/V9bQ9i-bl4bf48HMQIL35A/50266/502657977/Screen%20Shot%202016-09-02%20at%2011.06.41%20PM.png
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/50266/c723c5502657348.jpg
Nice, but insufficient!
Oh god. What is WCS planning now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv7QqXiM
My God, that “Taxi Driver” scene is powerful. Scorsese is pouring on the coal.
I had no idea what Wild Things was about when I went to see it, but I came out of that theater a changed man.
https://www.gfycat.com/EnlightenedExhaustedBrontosaurus
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5865/19/16×9/960.jpg
She was my #1 for so long; SO LONG.
And she’s also why Charlie Sheen can go fuck himself.
Well I wouldn’t go so far as to say that he ruined her; she was going to be anyways ruined with those fab natural tittays. It didn’t help her that she married him and (by extension) proved that she’s dumb as a rock.
At some point I was compiling a list of the beers I had on Wednesday on the theory that I might mention them to you all later. That was not to be.
Hopworks Blonde Ale
Full Sail Blood Orange Wheat
Pfriem Pilsner
Champagne
Rogue Belgian Trippel
Rogue jalapeño Helles Lager
Asahi
Warm Sake (house, I think?)
G Joy Cold Sake
Some kind of imperial stout
I can’t remember what else.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110826/1000/awesome_classic_movie_gifs_24.gif
Well that’s fitting…
Mirror
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Cool-gifs-21.gif
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111145484/4090790-8621442944-tumbl.gif
NSFW gfycat of Alexandra Daddario from True Detective, slightly edited (brightened).
https://gfycat.com/DecimalHiddenCanary
The non-broken version of the gif Moose posted below (also NSFW for tits)
https://gfycat.com/CookedDefenselessAmazontreeboa
A local cider brewer had two bottles available at Costco to purchase. I chose one of theirs and another cider of all of the single bottles or getting a giant pack of bottles of whatever (since I missed the boat on all those Fat Tire & Friends ale variety packs). They had two flavors: pear and wild rose-infused apple. I decided “Why not?” and got the rose.
It tastes like ass.
I got two words for you: PABST BLUE RIBBON
I like PBR. It beats the shit out of the ass-ton of IPAs that every halfwit in this region brews.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/418b2c305ed59ee6af628fd0270e6c24/tumblr_o7y61xoGRm1r48jl6o1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3d38f42e5455a51372f8da0fe7db624b/tumblr_ocui6svq6d1tjlokjo5_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/dcf8f28fce8db0098045a998c3c2bc0c/tumblr_obhza9Ta3B1qmp5efo1_500.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d96af0aa05f5eb4d6d611aafba6ccf42/tumblr_o2emu3EH5l1rx4ivwo1_400.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0f5763a4df203102ceeeb8ecdfe71a05/tumblr_o6iic8dSfx1qc77b7o1_1280.jpg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0633f0043cbe45078967157cca63f6ba/tumblr_obb461qevV1qlz1v3o1_400.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ak4IudzYh98/S_qQfNsaIbI/AAAAAAAABzw/OgED4Qt-9CM/s1600/clarke_1_.jpg
I know it’s a terrible joke, but that is why I lie it.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/524ffae587e229badf15550cdeb38522/tumblr_o7lhjwMUOv1te6usvo7_540.gif
or like it, whichever.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/384273c018373648742d63cfbf2b7060/tumblr_n4xk2cWD791tsuuvno1_r1_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3887f021e0a1edeb03728ef910fa828b/tumblr_ockmbweYcq1vb9e0fo1_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a2efb953046ffc0c13f729f04546d6e6/tumblr_obe6pzpouQ1qmp5efo1_500.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/97b230343eb1ea3d652d44f005f0ec53/tumblr_octywpot3a1qf9csoo1_1280.jpg
NOW THAT IS SPECIALIZED.
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1023blakefm.com/files/2012/05/Reporter-upskirt.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7be740737b61a568cab7c8a2c0764f62/tumblr_myjxvruxwW1qbsbnoo1_500.jpg
This photo of Leonard Nimoy in front of his ’63 Buick Riviera on the Desilu lot was posted earlier when I was away:
Here’s a HotWheels recreation I bought through ComicCon this year. I am neither a ComicCon regular, a Trekkie (although I like the show I guess), nor do I collect HotWheels. But I just HAD TO HAVE THIS:
Shot with my iPhone so I couldn’t get precise focus. Which is odd since I own a shitload of professional camera gear (I don’t haul all that crap out unless I’m getting’ paid).
WHO IS THE DAMN WEIRDO WHO POSTED IT EARLIER? FUCKING WEIRDO!
KEEP DFO WEIRD
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0c70882d0e38d2ed73661f99b6716187/tumblr_oc2ux93oxN1v7uh94o2_400.gif
“The important thing is not the camera but the eye.” – Alfred Eisenstaedt
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1635811/news-reporter-vs-giant-ball-o.gif
This was the look in high school that killed me. And it is Sally Field. Damn it.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c5883f536a1665a75d7bca3196f6adc3/tumblr_nrh9fnSDvG1rab8xmo1_1280.jpg
She’s available! Lives in Pasadena!
Stupid PNW weather. It’s already nipply out.
https://www.gfycat.com/BigheartedMadeupAdamsstaghornedbeetle
So I’m up against another guy for Commish in my long standing league tomorrow. I’m thinking of opening my speech with this:
Why do you want to be commish?
Mostly because I feel it’s been run somewhat poorly, and I want to make it more of a democratically run league, with less things left subjectively up to the commish at the last second.
But if it’s good enough for the NFL …
Exactly what I’m hoping to avoid…
So do ya’ll vote for commish? Is this a money LG?
Wear your ball gown for the full effect.
http://thumbnails116.imagebam.com/48842/9336d7488418612.jpg