Your “The Rex Countdown Is On” Friday Evening Open Thread

“So, I leave that way?”

NFL News:

  • The Bills defence was horrible last night – “horri-awful”, to borrow an old Shaq quote – so naturally they’ve fired Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman.
    • I guess Rex wasn’t “the first motherfucker to go” like he promised he would be.
    • Next question: how do the Jets rack up 493 yards of offence? It made Ryan Fitzpatrick look competent, and almost worth the contract he tried to hold out for.
  • Sidenote from last night: not too many people seem to have issue with Ed Hochuli forcing Taylor off the field and into concussion protocol.
    • It was a pretty solid hit, and there was helmet contact.
      • Also, lying there playing dead kinda forced Hochuli’s hand. Taylor shouldn’t complain when he sold the impact like a ManU forward.
  • Helping once again to take years off of his life by dragging him up there in memory of long-bygone days, the Browns are honouring Jim Brown Sunday by unveiling a statue of him prior to their home opener against the Ravens.
  • TAWMMY & WELKAH are gonna play some catch this weekend. Maybe Brady will even buy the little fella some ice cream when they’re done. No sprinkles though; gotta have a ring to get those.
  • A tender hammy (plus Boltman’s wrath) will keep future trade bait Joey Bosa out of the Chargers game versus the Jags this Sunday.
  • Russell Wilson says he’s “ready to go” for the game versus the Rams on Sunday.
  • Get ready for all the HAWT TAEKS Peter King can muster, because the Hall of Fame nomination list was released Friday, and included was 5-time Pro Bowler and 16-time raper Darren Sharper.

Finally, if you want to spend a few minutes wondering whether steel beams can actually melt, SB Nation has a pretty good story on how Jeff Fisher is basically a coaching Ponzi scheme. I find it amazing that Rex will be fired long before he is. Colonel RAMIT looks like every used car salesman stereotype, and a shower & blow dry away from being Jim Tomsula.


For those who are interested, the World Cup of Hockey officially starts this weekend.

 

A veritable “DON’T GET HURT!” of players from rosters representing the elite of the NHL, plus a couple of Swedish & Russian guys no one outside the deepest hockey boards has heard of.

I do like how they’ve got a kids team,

so they could include guys like Connor McDavid and Jack Eichel without costing other players spots on a national team. FYI: The “XXIII” in the logo is for noting the team is comprised of players 23 and under.

The “Europe” team is how they found a way to include Slovaks, Slovenes, Latvians and various other Europeans so it’s not just the usual suspects/8 teams taking part.

Opening games are Saturday & Sunday. The full schedule can be found here. Don’t be alarmed that you’re seeing hockey on ESPN.


Tonight’s Sports:

  • College Football:
    • Baylor at Rice – 8:00 PM | ESPN
    • Arizona State at Texas (San Antonio) – 9:30 PM | ESPN2
  • CFL: Alouettes vs. Tiger-Cats – 7:00 | TSN
  • Rio 2016 Paralympic Games – 8:00 PM | NBCSN
  • Bellator MMA: From Cedar Park, Texas – 9:00 PM | SPIKE
  • MLB:
    • Yankees @ Red Sox – 7:00 | Sportsnet1
    • Blue Jays @ Angels – 10:00 | Sportsnet

There’s a full schedule of Euro footy, followed by College footy before we get our NFL actio of Sunday. REST UP, MY PRETTIES!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t understand the logic of certain sites that try to get you to get you to turn off your adblock to view them, but if you do the first page tries to load a virus onto your computer by loading another window in the background or a tab they don’t highlight. They do realize you won’t be able to click another page if their ad works or even if you can you will try to avoid them if you see them in the future. Do they get paid only based on infecting computers with viruses?

Unsurprised

They’re evil?

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Golden Age Simpsons explains my entire life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrC1aMdfa14&feature=youtu.be

ALXMAC
Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Is this Heaven?

Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Damn it. This woman is just too unreal.

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Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THIS PRODUCT SEEMS LEGIT.

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Brick Meathook

This is San Diego or Orange County, maybe Florida. You would never see this on a Los Angeles beach.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ft. Worth Wal-Mart.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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laserguru

Nah man I believe you would get your ass kicked for that in LA.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

STRONG TAEK. I think Caitlin Jenner is full of shit and is still really just Bruce Jenner willing to have the sex change operation to get more media attention.

I have a cousin who was a giant asshole her whole life, went into the military and then security as a woman in (i know just “stereotypical”) male jobs , came out as a man and was finally happy. He is still a giant dick now but just normal giant dick not I hate myself and everyone else is just as bad level. Also had another friend who I met later in the journey of “her” becoming completely her. She was always hot-adjacent so it was a tiny bit of a shock when she admitted she was making the change

/ I know that is like saying I have 2 black friends and can judge other people. They struggled with each step. He just fucking got an operation and released a press release
// Brought on by watching the South Park ep where everyone is shamed for not thinking Caitlin Jenner is a hero

Unsurprised

She can both. I respect her for coming out as a trans woman. HOWEVER, everything else, especially her politics, makes her a total cunt.

Unsurprised

You know, you fuckers are the only people I’m even sort of celebrating passing the bar with.

Anyway, I just had a burger with pastrami and sauerkraut, a peanut butter bar, bacon cheddar tots-things and the beer. Ironically, the cost in dollars is also the same as the amount of calories I spend sweating my ass off doing dishes for a couple of hours. Actually, I doubt that’s even remotely true. It seems to take a ton of work to burn even a trivial amount of calories.

ALXMAC

Why didn’t you lead with that!?! Congrats, fucker!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HODjrjb32fU

Unsurprised

I was just telling my bro that if I asked, I could literally start a practice in the back booth of the restaurant.

Brick Meathook

MOB LAWYER: THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY IS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

I may not agree with his politics, but ya gotta admit that the dude is living large.

Unsurprised

His lifestyle is inverse to his size

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I wonder what type of drugs make it tolerable for those women, lithium?

Unsurprised

Lead bullets

Unsurprised

Alternately: Food

Unsurprised

As I was saying in the above reply … 😀

ALXMAC

– naw man, I’m a photographer. I see the world thru a different lens and let the images speak.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/alxmac/4132089664/in/photostream/lightbox/

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ALXMAC

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Uh, they seem nice?

Unsurprised

They sympathize with traitors and should be hanged

Senor Weaselo

I’m trying to figure out which one is the worst, and the leader in the clubhouse is the “I have a dream too” with the Confederate flag, but… wow.

Unsurprised

That Alabama has a Sons of the Confederacy license plate

Unsurprised

Where are the SS logo and the swastika?

ALXMAC
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Brick Meathook

She disgraces all three of those words.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SHIRT I DO!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

2 in the morning calls for 2 in the Morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk52GZOZiP0

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Five dollars for a 4% abv beer (though it’s perfect for what I wanted)? I must be fucked up.

Anyway, Three Creeks Knotty Blonde. This place knew me all too well.

laserguru

Yep.

Senor Weaselo

King Crimson double shot! Saw UK cover this in… 2011 I think.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19lw9q_king-crimson-red-fallen-angel_music

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ALXMAC

So my day has been filled with serendipity. Tonight I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd(*) headline the glorious(*) Kansas State Fair. The highlight of the show was this song, that they dedicated to the troops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z3gkq_gWL4

(*) – results may vary

ALXMAC

Which leads me into round 2 (of 3 serpendipitys today) – my dad and I had decided before the trip to eat before we got there, assuming that the food would be overpriced. We went to Lone Star Steakhouse in Hutchinson and were greeted and sat my a manager that I was sure that I recognized from somewhere back home in Wichita (maybe). Turns out he was a server at the OTB in East Wichita (maybe) where my dad is the equivalent to NORM!! on Cheers.

BTW – Of the 3 state fairs I’ve been to (OK, TX, KS), this was by far the weakest showing as far a food fare goes. But we were wrong about the pricing; other than the concert, most dogs/drinks/burgers were under $2.

Unsurprised

No. that’s just the horse shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Uh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Konichiwa

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummm, stop tynna sound asian chic. Just say hi, fucker.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, at least I’m not in Maryland.

/ducks

theeWeeBabySeamus

😀

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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The lovely Covalent Blonde, Lil’ WCS, and some Yinzer idiot at Marin Brewing Co., Larkspur, CA.

laserguru

You brought a baby!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BABY STARIN’ ATS DE BEER!

Brick Meathook

Where’d ya get the midget?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WCS ain’t THAT small.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

This is awesome if you haven’t heard it already.

VIN SCULLY READS A GROCERY LIST

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/listen-enjoy-vin-scully-reads-a-grocery-list-and-it-is-great/

Senor Weaselo

Oh hey, a NEW company Pey-Pey shills for. (OtterBox)

Unsurprised

Damn it. I fell asleep. Time for bourble.

laserguru

I’m currently processing a nasty ass head
cold and this seems to work.

Fucking cold meds man!

Senor Weaselo

So I finally actually rummed my rum and coke. That kind of lazy.

ALXMAC

*’s

ALXMAC

wats yer rum of choice?

Senor Weaselo

All we had in the fridge was Bacardi, I’m more of a darker rum guy myself, drank a fair bit of Kraken in my undergrad days. Also had far more plastic bottle vodka than one should have—that’s how I threw up the first time!

ALXMAC

My local liq had Kraken “airplane” bottles for 99 cents when it came out. Not too shabby, but I wouldn’t pay premium for a full bottle. Bacardi Silver (or light) is like water to me, but b/c of that it’s also my go-to.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, jacuzzi is filled up. One last try at redeeming you fuckers. Hawkeye/Nathaniel is trying his best not to hate on you. Madelaine Stowe, ugh. Great Soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ryJDVuZ6k

ALXMAC

My fav movie of all-time, and this is the best song on the soundtrack. Also Fuck U for trying to go to bed this early on a Sat. night.

ALXMAC

err….Friday night/Saturday morn. Anyways, drive safe

laserguru

Oh shit.

There I am.

What’s happening in the clean world?

Man, fuck this week. I worked over 50 and got paid for 40.

How the fuck you doing folks?

Senor Weaselo

We’re not dead.

laserguru

God bless you Moose!

ALXMAC

Define “clean”

laserguru

Like when the asteroid strikes dead.

ALXMAC

I can see why this band is yo shit. Someone my age that didn’t know any better would say this sounds an awful lot like Metallica.

laserguru

Explore these guys.

So much fun.

See them live if possible.

Senor Weaselo

It’s a final, UTSA doesn’t pull it off. Anyway I like this band which is strange because normally I hate anything with accordion in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh8W-gwZ7Ic

herodotus450
ALXMAC

Yup. Or at least you did this one right.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Short answer, most of the time and this one did.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I lied. But this really is it. Have a good night folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

Senor Weaselo

The string ensemble version’s much better than the original string quartet movement.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed.

ALXMAC

Are you going to the game tomorrow?

ALXMAC

(Nevermind – I see it’s a bye week)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Os/Rays…if that’s your query, yes, I’ll be there.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah…ok

ALXMAC

I meant WVU since you mentioned you were going thru Morgantown on yer way home. Didn’t realize that ya’ll had a bye this week.

theeWeeBabySeamus

WVU is WCS. Poor bastard. Just happens to be my route home.

Senor Weaselo

Remember when UTSA was winning? It’s 32-28 ASU now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And with this depressing as fuck piece of neo-classical, I take my leave.
The in room jacuzzi ain’t gonna fill and turn itself on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwT4ImcN6U

ALXMAC
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Did I see Allie Goertz on guitar for that song herodostus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKOvOjKLH0

Senor Weaselo
theeWeeBabySeamus

One of my favs.

ALXMAC

OKC band! (So was most of 3 Doors Down)

ALXMAC
herodotus450
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sill hates you.

herodotus450
Senor Weaselo

Apparently we’re already in sad music mode. But this is also from GT2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh1q3uZcOJw

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sad? Nah….just the feelz. It’s all good.

Doktor Zymm

Fuck the NCAA regulations so much. I know it’s maybe not a great idea to have 18 and 19 year olds in the NFL, but forcing guys to go through the NCAA system is totally messed up. It’s all the injury potential with no money. The whole ‘amateur’ idea is crap. It’s hazing, pure and simple.

theeWeeBabySeamus

NCAA Baseball has it correct.
Go pro out of HS if you’re ready…otherwise you spend AT LEAST 3 yrs in college bettering your skills…as well as your education when you fail miserably at pro baseball.

So sayeth the tWBS.

ALXMAC

This is my jam! Sorry I’m so late that we’re already at the “posting music” phase of the night.

Fronkenshteen

Arizona State is in big trouble at UT-San Antonio. Down 29-12 now w/@ 8:00 left in the 3rd. Roadrunners ain’t come to play SCHOOL.