[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one]
Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME!
Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly’s shenanigans and the Bears are a teenage girl’s embodiment of the phrase “What. Ever!” Okay. I’ll give it a try. Eagles wr Matthews benefited the most from qb Wentz’ not-lousy debut. He went for 7/114/1. He could do more damage against Bears cb’s that have recently been rated as “meh”. Last week qb Cutler was all kinds of meh as well, sporting a 16-29/216/1TD/1INT line. Perhaps if we all get/continue to be high this game turns out to be watchable.* Despite being at home I’m thinking that the Bears end up at 0-2. Not that I’m cheering for the Eagles. No way.
NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!
*does anyone have some spare glue I could borrow?
Do we have another 1st round daft pick to trade?
-Vikings GM
This comment is even better with the typo.
A FIRST ROUND PICK, VIKINGS. A FIRST ROUND PICK.
That was a shockingly competent drive by Bradford.
And he’s broken.
I’m guessing he’ll be back in. It’s non-throwing hand.
Some Pats fan friends of mine on FB are already calling for Fetushead to fill in for 2 weeks when Garoppolo is out
tell him that they already traded for Kaep that it’s a done deal
Bahahahahahahahaha
I just came
I approve of The Time being used as bumper music.
Are you the Patriot’s backup? LIVE SOME SORT OF DREAM!!!
That was actually pretty good until bosworth showed up.
and I say that as someone who likes the boz
Underrated 80’s action flick. He had a giant damn lizard as a pet for chrissakes!
Excuse me. It’s a Komodo DRAGON
The. New banner quote is perfect
TD Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer (do NOT google that)!
Sarcastic Blair Walsh cheer!
I laughed out loud when Blair Walsh got drafted in my leagues that picked in person
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Tastykakes right on the menu. It is truly our holy land.
But where are the freedom fries?
The subs are not named for different presidents. 1 star
Look at that beautiful goddamn thing.
They have verily touched the ball down and there was much rejoicing!
yay
I read that in the voice of Flula Borg
That was a hell of a pass.
Sam Bradford:
OH SHIT BONEITIS
I had no idea he was so busy being an 80’s guy!
Bradford never should have accepted that gift blanket from Dan Snyder.
“Excuse me viewers. Have you a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior Blergh?”
-Minnesota O-Line
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This is either some strange code, or Sill has been kidnapped by the Secret Cabal of Allied Restaurateurs.
Yes.
Gunther is the Minnesota-est name in football
Wasn’t that the name of one of the assistants on “Coach”?
Now he’s a starfish.
close, but he plays for gb, and there’s no h in is name
THIS GUY MICAH HYDE, I CALL HIM JAMBI BECAUSE MYCAH LEKA HYDE MYCAH HYDEY HO
EXACTLY
Holy shit that’s good
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There is one of those here. It is ace.
I had poutine in Halifax, Nova Scotia. It was shit. I assume it is all shit based on this one experience.
Been there. Good choice
Collingsworth: “Now that can be called a foul”
But you know, packers
IF YOU’VE GOT ANY YARBLES!
That last pass had “Please call this PI” written all over it.
Two completed passes in a row by Sam Bradford?
Did I fall and hit my head?
BAhahahahahah Mrs Cola, just said that quarterback looks crosseyed. Is he?
He throws like it.
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Fuck you unconventional file extension. This one will only work about 30% of the time:
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The Oblongs was greatly underrated. It’s a gem.
Now I want bbq…thanks, Sill!
I wouldn’t want to be one of Purple Jesus’ kids tomorrow.
no, that’s in poor taste. He’d never see them on a weekday.
Gunter?
I really like Op Ivy. Dealbreaker? Probably, most things are for me.
All I know is that i don’t know…
That’s the first time I actually watched the Ice-T commercial
It is a very good commercial
Next they should have an iced tea stand with people coming by saying “I loved your lemonade!” to Beyonce sitting there.
I love a lot of things about Beyonce, her Lemonade is not one of them
Unless lemonade is supposed to be an innuendo, in which case it is great
It is not an innuendo, so my original comment still stands
A vegan nightmare.
Funny, I thought Aaron Rodgers had a reputation for outstanding ball control.
Minnesota: good at causing turnovers.
But bad at keeping them
Did you hear that the purple endzones in this stadium were painted with genuine lingonberry jam?
I heard they used Prince’s blood. He kept extra in vials on Lake Minnetonka.
So whenever I’m watching a game and my wife, who is not a big feetsball fan, hears the name Ha Ha Cinton-Dix, she looks at the TV, then at me, then rolls her eyes and returns to her iPad.
Glad it’s not just me that giggles like a 12 year old whenever I hear his name
I think it’s a shame Olivia Wilde didn’t keep her given name of Cockburn. Then she could marry Clinton-Dix and he could take her name and be:
Ha ha Cockburn!
Mrs Cola does the same thing. She states how can you not laugh at that, he had better be good.
Minnesota can play China Grove because zero Asians live there.
Asiata?
What about all the Hmong? I know nobody counts them, least of all Asia, but they are.
Good judgment means I’m alone tonight.
Good judgement, woo! That’s some good responsibilitying!
THIS SAM BRADFORD I CALL HIM THE POLTERGEIST BECAUSE WHATEVER POCKET HE INHABITS IS A NATIVE AMERICAN BONEYARD
Ahhh! Scary!!! Must vote for Trump now!
EVERY CORNER
/drools
Now yer talkin’!
loogit that fancy new pile o’ debt there in miny apple louse!
AP is Hernandezing so many fantasy teams so far this season.
/raises hand
One of mine too.
A matchup for the ages: Mr. Glass vs Football Rock Hudson.
Two will enter, only one will come out on top.
But only one wants to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yXqRiXMru0
superb
It’s quite odd hearing Maryland referenced as a reliable farm school that people come from
If you whisper “Sam Bradford” into a mirror three times, one of his ligaments will pop.
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Jeff George mention — everybody drink!
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