Your “Rejoice, For The Weekend Is Upon Us” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

 

 

Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL:

Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew Bledsoe in the hospital brought on the rise of The Dreamboat, The Hoodie, and the start of most Patriots fans fandom.


So, in the past I’ve done a “Malt of the Month” write-up, brought to you via “The Whisky Exchange”, a British mailing list I belong to. It’s mostly booze-porn but I’ll usually order 1-2 bottles/year of product you can’t find in Canada. I have to ship it to the US because it’s cheaper, and because you can’t order hard liquor by mail in BC.

God Bless America!
God Bless America!

Well, much like Playboy used to have those bi-annual “Special Editions”, the mailing list sent out a doozy of a “Special Release” notice the other day. Included are both special release editions from famous distilleries and released inventories from shuttered distilleries. Among the highlights:

BRORA 1977 – Distillery closed in 1983.

Age: 38 years old.

ABV: 48.6%.

# of Bottles in release: 2,984

Price: £1,425

Nose: Waxed boots and jackets, damp blankets and dogs, meaty touches with a hint of farmyard, autumn-leaf bonfires, musty cheese rind (in a good way) and a touch of tinned pineapple.

 

 

LAGAVULIN 25 YEAR OLD – 200th Anniversary Limited Edition

Age: 25 years old

ABV: 55%

# of bottles in release: 8000

Price: £799

Nose: Leather, salty peat, seashells, salted butter and sharp sea-spray. Rounded Crunchie-bar sweetness and fruity notes sat underneath, with sultanas, rich fruit cake and dark chocolate. Punchy medicinal notes and bung cloth are balanced by elegant waxed jacket notes, barley sugar, fruit gums and a hint of barrel char.

 

PORT ELLEN 1978 – Distillery closed in 1983.

Age: 37 years old.

ABV: 55.2%

# of bottles in release: 2,940

Price: £2,450

Nose: Sugared almonds, chamois leather, sherbet lemons, oily smoke, a hint of empty fish tins, brine, floral heather honey and bung cloth – an avalanche of flavours which work impressively well. As things calm down in the glass, spicy rye bread, musty green ferns and touches of hay appear.

It’s an intense dram, with water only adding more intensity – one to drink neat.

 

For the whisky drinkers among the Commentist Party, I give you your new gods.


Tonight’s sports:

 

MLB:

Yankees vs. Blue Jays (7:00 PM EST, ESPN2)

Kansas City Royals vs. Detroit Tigers (7:00 EST, TSN2)

CFB:

TCU vs. SMU (8:00 PM EST, ESPN)

Southern California vs. Utah (9:00 PM EST, FS1)

CFL

Toronto Argonauts vs. Ottawa REDBLACKS (7:00 PM EST, TSN1, 3, 4, 5)

Apologies for a truncated preview – our site maintenance is still fucking a lot of things up but we are so grateful to have the guidance of Internet Dad, aka our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, working hard as hell to get everything fixed up. He’s a solid dude. Anyways, for those of you still currently able to log in – enjoy the open thread tonight as much as you can. Have fun! – The Maestro

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BallsOfSteel

Those are long fucking fingers.

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Good for tickling the cervix

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Here. It’s mostly safe, but I’ve collected too many Emily photos to try and post them one at a time. http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/9a61pqcn7luhrjr2jsk6vqvbez882o1b

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bria Myles

theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems fun.

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It’s an honor to be recognized by our simian overlord

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m thinking that should be the message of all mountain gorillas to humans.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

In honor of our internet papa…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhk9K_mviE

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll have a large with pepperoni and onions. Did you put anchovies on this? Oh, no reason.
http://acidcow.com/pics/20101207/sfw_28.jpg

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More Jessie Graff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jessie Graff

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Stay limber

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It’d be funnier if it were a rubber duck.

♪ Rubber ducky
I’m awfully fond of you ♪

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The Queen of the North. She’s going to end up stabbing Jon Snow right in the fucking back and he’s too stupid to ever see it coming.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mark Trumbo, you sexy motherfucker.
Walk off in B’more in 12.
We still suck tho.

Spanky Datass

Dirt Cowboys finally break it open with a field goal in the 7th. Good times.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Polka, polka, polka.
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Unsurprised

It is time for Oktoberfest; someone has to play The Chicken Dance

BallsOfSteel

These always crack me up.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Me too.

Unsurprised

I’ll be Shorts, then

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well done.

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I would like to say that I am glad at least tWBS got my “snowball fight!” joke.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It was very good, btw.

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Easily, the part I enjoyed most about this movie is how a female lead absolutely drove a contemptible segment of the population batshit crazy,

The Maestro

I agree with everything except your word choice there. I would’ve gone with “deplorable”, myself.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same ones who made death threats to a black comedian who had the audacity to be in a remake of the Ghostbusters movie?

BallsOfSteel

Btw, tWBS, fucking nazi’s and Sill’s team destroyed us this morning.

Dammit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, I saw. Just not looking to revel in the misery.
She can still suck it tho.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

h

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BallsOfSteel

That’s awesome!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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The Maestro

You’re lucky Dad’s drunk and away at a concert, because we are walking a very fine line between what’s acceptable and what’s not tonight.

That said, I agree that bananas are good.

BallsOfSteel

THIS is great!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Last Judgement (detail) ~ Hans Memling.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/e73b149e1c97abe77e555114bba1c7af/tumblr_mg0s72qkGq1roavezo1_500.jpg

Old Hans had some bad dreams apparently.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MARSHAWN!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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OH GOD SOME OF THOSE SKITTLES MIGHT BE TERRORISTS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also Skittle Thugs?

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I’m impressed at the sheer amount of Skittles

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t find her particularly attractive, mainly because she’s her, but I gotto say she has balls in the clothing choices.

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Maybe WP likes this Alexis Ren gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Hooray!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay kittens.
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King Hippo

This Team Secular Big Love/Bois of Troi game is shitty, but entertainingly so.

/oxy helps, per usual

JustStopDude

You know what movie series pretty much predicted Trump?

Deathwish I through whatever the fuck.

Its a suburban snuff film. White old guy goes around righteously slaughtering young minorities.

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Yep, the culmination of the whole righteous white man reclaims civilization from the savages genre that includes Dirty Harry and pretty much every 80s action flick

King Hippo

thank goodness we don’t allow our history books to be written exclusively from teh white, male POV, eh?

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And it was so resonant with its target audience they made FOUR goddamn sequels.

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Help! I have a comment locked away awaiting moderation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, at least it is waiting. I was joyfully talk in the older comments section like it was something.

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I check back occasionally.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A few of us do, but still I wasn’t paying attention.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU CAN’T BLOCK THE PLATE ANYMORE. DBACKS CATCHER NEVER APPLIED THE TAG. JJ HARDY WAS SAFE GODDAMMIT. SHOULD BE GAME OVER.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bullshirt. Farging bullshirt.

Unsurprised

Maybe he should’ve approached the plate like so

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like it.