NFL News:
Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL:
Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew Bledsoe in the hospital brought on the rise of The Dreamboat, The Hoodie, and the start of most Patriots fans fandom.
So, in the past I’ve done a “Malt of the Month” write-up, brought to you via “The Whisky Exchange”, a British mailing list I belong to. It’s mostly booze-porn but I’ll usually order 1-2 bottles/year of product you can’t find in Canada. I have to ship it to the US because it’s cheaper, and because you can’t order hard liquor by mail in BC.
Well, much like Playboy used to have those bi-annual “Special Editions”, the mailing list sent out a doozy of a “Special Release” notice the other day. Included are both special release editions from famous distilleries and released inventories from shuttered distilleries. Among the highlights:
BRORA 1977 – Distillery closed in 1983.
Age: 38 years old.
ABV: 48.6%.
# of Bottles in release: 2,984
Price: £1,425
Nose: Waxed boots and jackets, damp blankets and dogs, meaty touches with a hint of farmyard, autumn-leaf bonfires, musty cheese rind (in a good way) and a touch of tinned pineapple.
LAGAVULIN 25 YEAR OLD – 200th Anniversary Limited Edition
Age: 25 years old
ABV: 55%
# of bottles in release: 8000
Price: £799
Nose: Leather, salty peat, seashells, salted butter and sharp sea-spray. Rounded Crunchie-bar sweetness and fruity notes sat underneath, with sultanas, rich fruit cake and dark chocolate. Punchy medicinal notes and bung cloth are balanced by elegant waxed jacket notes, barley sugar, fruit gums and a hint of barrel char.
PORT ELLEN 1978 – Distillery closed in 1983.
Age: 37 years old.
ABV: 55.2%
# of bottles in release: 2,940
Price: £2,450
Nose: Sugared almonds, chamois leather, sherbet lemons, oily smoke, a hint of empty fish tins, brine, floral heather honey and bung cloth – an avalanche of flavours which work impressively well. As things calm down in the glass, spicy rye bread, musty green ferns and touches of hay appear.
It’s an intense dram, with water only adding more intensity – one to drink neat.
For the whisky drinkers among the Commentist Party, I give you your new gods.
Tonight’s sports:
MLB:
Yankees vs. Blue Jays (7:00 PM EST, ESPN2)
Kansas City Royals vs. Detroit Tigers (7:00 EST, TSN2)
CFB:
TCU vs. SMU (8:00 PM EST, ESPN)
Southern California vs. Utah (9:00 PM EST, FS1)
CFL
Toronto Argonauts vs. Ottawa REDBLACKS (7:00 PM EST, TSN1, 3, 4, 5)
Apologies for a truncated preview – our site maintenance is still fucking a lot of things up but we are so grateful to have the guidance of Internet Dad, aka our very own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, working hard as hell to get everything fixed up. He’s a solid dude. Anyways, for those of you still currently able to log in – enjoy the open thread tonight as much as you can. Have fun! – The Maestro
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Those are long fucking fingers.
Good for tickling the cervix
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Here. It’s mostly safe, but I’ve collected too many Emily photos to try and post them one at a time. http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/9a61pqcn7luhrjr2jsk6vqvbez882o1b
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Bria Myles
She seems fun.
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It’s an honor to be recognized by our simian overlord
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I’m thinking that should be the message of all mountain gorillas to humans.
My guess is this would be their preferred message
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In honor of our internet papa…
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Tastes like chicken.
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I’ll have a large with pepperoni and onions. Did you put anchovies on this? Oh, no reason.
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More Jessie Graff
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Jessie Graff
Stay limber
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It’d be funnier if it were a rubber duck.
♪ Rubber ducky
I’m awfully fond of you ♪
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The Queen of the North. She’s going to end up stabbing Jon Snow right in the fucking back and he’s too stupid to ever see it coming.
Mark Trumbo, you sexy motherfucker.
Walk off in B’more in 12.
We still suck tho.
I iz happy.
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Dirt Cowboys finally break it open with a field goal in the 7th. Good times.
Polka, polka, polka.
It is time for Oktoberfest; someone has to play The Chicken Dance
These always crack me up.
Me too.
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I’ll be Shorts, then
Well done.
Lifeguards are our first line of defense.
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Cows iz terrible people.
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I would like to say that I am glad at least tWBS got my “snowball fight!” joke.
It was very good, btw.
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Easily, the part I enjoyed most about this movie is how a female lead absolutely drove a contemptible segment of the population batshit crazy,
I agree with everything except your word choice there. I would’ve gone with “deplorable”, myself.
Same ones who made death threats to a black comedian who had the audacity to be in a remake of the Ghostbusters movie?
Btw, tWBS, fucking nazi’s and Sill’s team destroyed us this morning.
Dammit.
Yeah, I saw. Just not looking to revel in the misery.
She can still suck it tho.
h
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That’s awesome!
Always check the coin slot.
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Bananas are good.
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You’re lucky Dad’s drunk and away at a concert, because we are walking a very fine line between what’s acceptable and what’s not tonight.
That said, I agree that bananas are good.
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THIS is great!
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The Last Judgement (detail) ~ Hans Memling.
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Old Hans had some bad dreams apparently.
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THAT PELICAN KNOWS WHAT HE’S DONE!!
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MARSHAWN!!
OH GOD SOME OF THOSE SKITTLES MIGHT BE TERRORISTS
Also Skittle Thugs?
I’m impressed at the sheer amount of Skittles
I don’t find her particularly attractive, mainly because she’s her, but I gotto say she has balls in the clothing choices.
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Maybe WP likes this Alexis Ren gif
Hooray!
Yay kittens.
This Team Secular Big Love/Bois of Troi game is shitty, but entertainingly so.
/oxy helps, per usual
You know what movie series pretty much predicted Trump?
Deathwish I through whatever the fuck.
Its a suburban snuff film. White old guy goes around righteously slaughtering young minorities.
Yep, the culmination of the whole righteous white man reclaims civilization from the savages genre that includes Dirty Harry and pretty much every 80s action flick
thank goodness we don’t allow our history books to be written exclusively from teh white, male POV, eh?
And it was so resonant with its target audience they made FOUR goddamn sequels.
Help! I have a comment locked away awaiting moderation.
Well, at least it is waiting. I was joyfully talk in the older comments section like it was something.
I check back occasionally.
A few of us do, but still I wasn’t paying attention.
YOU CAN’T BLOCK THE PLATE ANYMORE. DBACKS CATCHER NEVER APPLIED THE TAG. JJ HARDY WAS SAFE GODDAMMIT. SHOULD BE GAME OVER.
Bullshirt. Farging bullshirt.
Maybe he should’ve approached the plate like so
I like it.