Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread

Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of single malt scotch to your respective residences.

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IronAvenger6491

I’m pretty sure the original Duke was John Wayne.

Dunstan

What about the Duke of Earl?

New Game: Guess what Dalton said or did to his OL that explains why they don’t block for him.

Dunstan

I just figured they were anti-ginger

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“If we win, everyone gets Skyline chili on me!”

Pacman gon strip dat ball, bulle dat, skeet skeet skeet

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Doktor Zymm

Post halftime reporting : Various members of the [*Redacted] s are upset about various aspects of their play in the first half.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK, THE SCIENCE OF DUHDUCTION AT WORK

theeWeeBabySeamus

Howdy folks. I’m here to chew bubble gum and finish breaking the blog.
And I’m all out of bubble gum.
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Sill Bimmons

Get these pans.

http://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/Crate/AllCldHrdAndz2pcFryPn8in10SHF16/$web_product_hero$&/160627143025/all-clad-hard-anodized-fry-pans-set-of-two.jpg

They’re only $60 and they are way better than crap from the criminals at the As Seen On Teevee junkyard.

Sill Bimmons

They’re All-Clad btw.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I’ve actually been thinking about getting some decent pans. Got a link?

Sill Bimmons

Search “all clad hard anodized” and you’ll get several.

herodotus450

Hmmm, I don’t know, do they come recommended by any celebrity chefs?

Romonobyl

I’ll stick with my grandmother’s turn of the century cast iron monster. Heavy but irreplaceable.

Sill Bimmons

I love mine but it’s not induction capable.

Dunstan

Well, la-di-dah, Mr. Fancy Stove!

Sill Bimmons

I have a gas stove but I use an induction hot plate because it gets hot way faster, it’s much easier to clean, and it’s just me so I rarely have to use multiple burners.

You should get yourself one. $80 at any large Asian grocery store.

Shogun Marcus

But Sill the tv tells me the copper with the colors is the way. Greens, Reds, ceramic even!

New School Zero

My next pan is going to be a carbon steel frying pan. I have good stainless and non stick and cast iron, but the carbon steel excellence is what I really want. I just don’t have any room in the kitchen for new pans right now.

Romonobyl

A lot of maintenance but worth it.

Sill Bimmons

Agree totally, these are just really good, cheap as shit, and come with All-Clad’s industry-leading lifetime warranty.

If you can afford the expense and time of carbon steel pans they are the Maybach of frying pans.

Shogun Marcus

GBs defense deciding as usual that everyone deserves a chance.

Dunstan

Browns-Dolphins are performing a lovely duet of “Anything you can HERP, I can DERP better”

Sill Bimmons

On the minus side, I just had a delightful and informative post about frying pans eaten by the WP Monster.

On the plus side, I finally learned how to copy blocks of text on my iPad.

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So nice that tonight I have a choice between two completely meaningless games!

Bortleback

Joe Flacco completes 21 straight 3 yard checkdowns……so elite

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Just two more of those and he’ll be so nice.

Romonobyl

I can’t wait until the next Chiefs game when they mic up Andy Reid’s gallbladder.

John Difool
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Kirk Cousins is the white Jake Delhomme

Doktor Zymm

My clever decision to sit the Minnesota D against the Panthers is looking much less clever now that they have 17 points

Sill Bimmons

“Bench the Bills D,” I said.

“Not only do they suck, but they’re going up against the Buzzsaw,” I said.

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“Just one Labatt,” I said.

“I promise I won’t break your folding table,” I said.

Doktor Zymm

No no no, don’t set the offense to “Kirk”

Glorious Chairman Dan

I hate this team, and I hate myself for liking them. #[*Redacted] s

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Self-hate is the true goal of any fandom.

Romonobyl

Welcome to my world.

King Hippo

DURRRRRRRRR

IronAvenger6491

Cousins trying to call a timeout with :00 on the clock after getting sacked is just fantastic.

John Difool

That was so very Skinzy.

Gratliff

I am so happy these [*Redacted] s are back.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Jordan Reed, or as I call him, Gronk with Melanin

Doktor Zymm

Fun Fact : Agatha Christie wrote a book about the Washington [*Redacted] s. Originally titled “Ten Little Indians” it later had the name “And Then There Were None”

Romonobyl

Published by The Redacted Press.

Doktor Zymm

The UK version was actually called “Ten Little N-words”

That would be the George Preston Marshall era.

IronAvenger6491

I see the Lions have decided to not wait for Thanksgiving to lose horribly to the Packers this year.

Gratliff

Shady and DeSean hitting big plays makes me remember that I fucking hate Chip Kelly.

IronAvenger6491

Uh oh, Gangland is down in the Giants game.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

DeSean has fallen and cannot get up. Guess the Crip secondary got him.

John Difool

Hamburger Helper may have had that interception from Cousins had he been born with two more fingers.

Spur

The 2015 Giants Defense has stormed the field.

IronAvenger6491

Generous spot there, Ref.

Romonobyl

I find watching these games much more tolerable with the sound muted and replaced with a streaming mix of 1990’s show tunes.
Yes, that decade is indeed mandatory.

hippofant

Don’t cry for me Detroit Lions fans!

Shogun Marcus

How much Rent can you stand?!

IronAvenger6491

Giants gonna Giant.

Romonobyl

You can’t spell “I don’t believe this shit” without ELI.

Lord Joe Don Looney

How the fuck does one run with their eyes?

//Fouts got hit in the head one too many times.

/dick joke

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The Giants are taking a McAdoo-doo on the field.

IronAvenger6491

Goddammit Vereen, you were doing so good too.

Glorious Chairman Dan

Comrade Blackmon steals vital weapons shipment from the New York Reactionary Midgets! Glory to Chairman Dan!

Bortleback

So what the shit is going on with Arizona? Has the wolfman got the Bills D playing out of their minds, or does Carson Palmer think it’s a playoff game?

Redshirt

Another catch debate in Cincy.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I will end the debate:

Yes, you can catch Zika from Skyline Chili.

King Hippo

review that shit and give DJ his TD!!!!!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Considering the toll of just an average game, isn’t everyone doubtful?

In that they won’t remember this game in 30 years I mean.

IronAvenger6491

Commander Shepard just gave DeAngelo Hall a back stabber.

Meh gwad, that man had a family.

IronAvenger6491

Huh, i wonder if Norman benefited from the defensive system in Carolina.

IronAvenger6491

I sorry.

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Spur
Shogun Marcus

Welcome. Chips and dips over there, cold stiffs and spliffs ovar dere.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

When DeSean Jackson says, “Give me the rock” he gets touchdowns.

Doesn’t work for Marion Barry though.

Shogun Marcus

Bitch set me up!

King Hippo

still the funniest thing I can remember from my childhood

Sill Bimmons

It works, it just gets him arrested.

Dunstan

Browns-Dolphins: An Irresistible DERP meets an Immovable BLEARGH

ArmedandHammered

I was wondering how any body in the stadium was alive within the vacuum created by that much suck.

Shogun Marcus

This Lambeau Field I call it the Flavian Amphitheatre (Colosseum) because lions are being slaughtered.
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