Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread

If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!

Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.

Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!

 

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Brett Favres Colonoscopy

Should’ve been caught

Alternate title for “If I Did It”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“If the criminal suit will shrivel, you can always go civil”

Romonobyl

Good night my fellow misanthropes, next time I’ll be back in Texas just like teh baby Jebus intended. Wank responsibly.

Spur

Godspeed

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

Since Jimmy Johnson was coach, Miami has blown right? What’s that 15+ years?

Unsurprised

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Sill Bimmons

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Dunstan

A positively Andy Reid-esque two minute drill here

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

I can’t wait for Miami to score and then miss the two point conversion.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They would have to score twice for them to attempt a 2 point conversion

Spur

Sacked by his own lineman…

Sill Bimmons

HAHA ITS THE WRONG PATTERN I CAN TOTALLY SEE HER

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

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Spur

No NFL Papa John’s commercials this year?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am not going to google that site.
I am not going to google that site.
I am not going to google that site.

/Dammit

Unsurprised

No, you really don’t want to.

Hint: She’s not the one eating

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stoopid dogz, can’t grasp the concept of glass or three dimensions.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

TEST

Romonobyl

Wait, let me strap a bag of someone else’s pee to my thigh first.

Unsurprised

NOT A OTHER ONE> FUCK YOU!!!!

Spanky Datass
Unsurprised

Study buddy!

Spur

Enough your practice team QB skills Tannehill

theeWeeBabySeamus

Game sucks, tyme foar animuhls.
And maybe bewbs, but we’ll play it by ear on that.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like your idea better.

Shogun Marcus

Well is it ears or bewbs? Don’t PK me damnit!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ears on Bewbs if I had my way.
Sadly, like most nights, I do not.

Don T

Fun Fact: less scary than a titmouse.

Romonobyl

Haven’t had HBO at home for ages, but I have it here and Real Sex is on soon. Remind me if it’s at all worth watching please.

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

Depends. Do you not have Internet to masturbate to?

Unsurprised

Even still. I hope he’s into crazy fetish shit, or shit fetish.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is not, but get HBO or steal a friends HBOGo account

Gratliff

Do you like watching old people fuck in entirely unsexy ways? Then Real Sex is just what you’re looking for.

herodotus450

Unless you like to watch overweight middle-aged Europeans have group sex in the dark, then no, it’s not worth watching.

Romonobyl

Wifi it is the…thanks.

Romonobyl

then…

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

NSFW… oh Chuck Tingle

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh god, are the Bengals gonna somehow end up losing this game?

Gratliff

So losing here would be perfectly Bengal.

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Dunstan

What a coincidence. I’ve been holding MY Bushrod, too!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

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Dunstan

Yes, technically it’s still a two-score game.

Sort of like how technically Arby’s is food.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brett Favres Colonoscopy
Unsurprised

THE OTHER GLOVE!

Unsurprised

Endorsements were worth more. One was enough, and they didn’t have to hustle their ass to every blackout drunk and Nazi swill merchants like they do now.

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

? is-o-ton-ers keep my dick warm?

JustStopDude
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

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Romonobyl

Managed to find my hotel, nice night for a walk. Think I’ll watch reruns of Wheeler Dealers instead of the game, unless I’m missing something good.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would describe the experience of watching this game to be somewhere close to slamming a car door onto your dick repeatedly. Do what you will with this information.

Dunstan

Does it make your dick bigger? What about fingers? Asking for a friend. — Donald T.

Romonobyl

Appreciate the info.

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Sill Bimmons

Dan Fouts would be a Super Bowl winner if Ice Bowl II had been played in SD.

That Chargers team would have annihilated the Niners.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Team Canada wins… and not even Canada cares!

As someone I know put it yesterday, “Dude fuck it, the Jays are in a pennant race.”

ALXMAC

(Bullshit).

Unsurprised

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Brett Favres Colonoscopy

So, Miami really sucks, huh?

Sill Bimmons

HEY SORRY I ALMOST CRIPPLED YA

Sill Bimmons

Bungles a danger to themselves as well as others…

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I find it funny how a school as stodgy as Georgetown was the it gear for mid-80s rappers.

Sill Bimmons

Georgetown is a school?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Yes, a Hoya is what Jim Jones called his cocktail.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

John Thompson was a motherfucker.

Unsurprised

To think, I would’ve murdered a motherfucker to get in there in the 90s when that shit was at its peak. I prefer having gone to the better university further down Pennsylvania Avenue

Gratliff

Ded

ALXMAC

F’en Taves.

Sill Bimmons

Whoever has Nugent in the insanity leagues has already won.

Unsurprised

Duh. Pants-shitting is an automatic win.

Sill Bimmons

The Fins are woeful.

It’s time for a return to the Hypnodolphin:

http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8090/8554675236_b4ca653e93_o.gif

Electric Mayhem

ALL DISDAIN TO THE HYPNODOLPHIN

Gratliff

Continuing the trend of defiant, inner city musical movements:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

theeWeeBabySeamus
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