If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of the work week and we’re all grizzled veterans of faking it till 4. TO THE GAME!
Mia/Cincy-Der Bingles were 12-4 last year and are now 1-2. The Fins eked out an “I don’t want it, you can have it” race to the bottom OT win over the stinkin’ Brownies. Tannehill is STILL Miami’s leading rusher with count ’em, 54 yards. Despite all the talk (mine) about wr Green being an unstoppable beast-dog with superior dental hygiene, Miami’s Landry has 2 more receptions and 19 more yards on his CV. One wonders if Dalton is going to fling it (he will) because he’s been sacked silly the first three weeks. De Wake thinks that is just de-lovely. Seriously, this Fins D gives up 4.5 yards per carry-time for rb’s Hill and little-used Bernard to get off. Cincy shouldn’t get all excited about a potential blow-out win because their secondary has given up the 2nd-most TD passes (9) so far. If you’re starting te Cameron in fantasy you should get your shit together-he’s been “concussion protocol-ed”. If you’re in some wacky, jazz hands-a-flailing deep-as-hell league you may want to grab Dion Sims-he’s starting tonight.
Now, ALL DIGITS ON DECK!
Should’ve been caught
Alternate title for “If I Did It”
“If the criminal suit will shrivel, you can always go civil”
Good night my fellow misanthropes, next time I’ll be back in Texas just like teh baby Jebus intended. Wank responsibly.
Godspeed
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Since Jimmy Johnson was coach, Miami has blown right? What’s that 15+ years?
A positively Andy Reid-esque two minute drill here
I can’t wait for Miami to score and then miss the two point conversion.
They would have to score twice for them to attempt a 2 point conversion
Sacked by his own lineman…
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HAHA ITS THE WRONG PATTERN I CAN TOTALLY SEE HER
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No NFL Papa John’s commercials this year?
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I am not going to google that site.
I am not going to google that site.
I am not going to google that site.
/Dammit
No, you really don’t want to.
Hint: She’s not the one eating
Stoopid dogz, can’t grasp the concept of glass or three dimensions.
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TEST
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Wait, let me strap a bag of someone else’s pee to my thigh first.
NOT A OTHER ONE> FUCK YOU!!!!
Test? I was told there would be no math….
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Study buddy!
Enough your practice team QB skills Tannehill
Game sucks, tyme foar animuhls.
And maybe bewbs, but we’ll play it by ear on that.
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http://gfycat.com/EsteemedPaltryBee
I like your idea better.
Well is it ears or bewbs? Don’t PK me damnit!
Ears on Bewbs if I had my way.
Sadly, like most nights, I do not.
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Fun Fact: less scary than a titmouse.
Oh, Tanning Hill!
Haven’t had HBO at home for ages, but I have it here and Real Sex is on soon. Remind me if it’s at all worth watching please.
Depends. Do you not have Internet to masturbate to?
Even still. I hope he’s into crazy fetish shit, or shit fetish.
It is not, but get HBO or steal a friends HBOGo account
“I’ve heard good things about it.”
-Dry Hump Sex
Do you like watching old people fuck in entirely unsexy ways? Then Real Sex is just what you’re looking for.
Unless you like to watch overweight middle-aged Europeans have group sex in the dark, then no, it’s not worth watching.
Wifi it is the…thanks.
then…
NSFW… oh Chuck Tingle
Oh god, are the Bengals gonna somehow end up losing this game?
So losing here would be perfectly Bengal.
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You’re way too late/early. You should apologize.
What a coincidence. I’ve been holding MY Bushrod, too!
Yes, technically it’s still a two-score game.
Sort of like how technically Arby’s is food.
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THE OTHER GLOVE!
“That’s the best you could do? Isotoners?”
-Peyton Manning
Endorsements were worth more. One was enough, and they didn’t have to hustle their ass to every blackout drunk and Nazi swill merchants like they do now.
? is-o-ton-ers keep my dick warm?
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Managed to find my hotel, nice night for a walk. Think I’ll watch reruns of Wheeler Dealers instead of the game, unless I’m missing something good.
I would describe the experience of watching this game to be somewhere close to slamming a car door onto your dick repeatedly. Do what you will with this information.
Does it make your dick bigger? What about fingers? Asking for a friend. — Donald T.
Appreciate the info.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRmsNvjLxBg
Dan Fouts would be a Super Bowl winner if Ice Bowl II had been played in SD.
That Chargers team would have annihilated the Niners.
Team Canada wins… and not even Canada cares!
As someone I know put it yesterday, “Dude fuck it, the Jays are in a pennant race.”
(Bullshit).
So, Miami really sucks, huh?
Creamsicles are way over-rated.
HEY SORRY I ALMOST CRIPPLED YA
Bungles a danger to themselves as well as others…
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I find it funny how a school as stodgy as Georgetown was the it gear for mid-80s rappers.
Georgetown is a school?
Yes, a Hoya is what Jim Jones called his cocktail.
It was all about the perception of the place through the lens of the basketball program.
John Thompson was a motherfucker.
To think, I would’ve murdered a motherfucker to get in there in the 90s when that shit was at its peak. I prefer having gone to the better university further down Pennsylvania Avenue
Ded
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F’en Taves.
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Whoever has Nugent in the insanity leagues has already won.
Duh. Pants-shitting is an automatic win.
The Fins are woeful.
It’s time for a return to the Hypnodolphin:
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ALL DISDAIN TO THE HYPNODOLPHIN
Tanny Fanny!
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Continuing the trend of defiant, inner city musical movements:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
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Yeah, boyee!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wBVVZ9RU_c
God damn-in their time they were so great..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxkPNx23Og
Andrew Daltonfumblina.