Your “We’ll Always Have Tecmo Bowl” Friday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Injuries and such:
    • Out:
      • Eric Decker has a partially-torn rotator cuff and is out for Sunday versus the Seahawks
      • Sammy Watkins has a bad foot & will miss the Bills tilt at Gillette Stadium
        • placed on IR late-Friday
      • Michael Oher (Panthers) has a concussion
      • The Steelers are down Ryan Shazier, Eli Rogers and Robert Golden
    • Questionable/Doubtful:
      • Chiefs: Tamba Hali
        • Jamaal Charles is “questionable” but is expected to play, according to reports
      • Bears: Jay Cutler; Jeremy Langford
      • Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick; Dez Bryant (but not according to him)
      • Patriots: Jacoby Brissett; Jimmy Garoppollo; GRONK!
  • Deciding he needed more than Lindsay Vonn’s sandpapery right hand, JJ Watt has gone & had the back surgery, so he’s done for the year.
  • Josh Gordon’s entered rehab, and the Browns apparently are going to release him.
  • It appears the NFL is giving up on China for now, and is aiming for Germany.

Bo Jackson is the latest retiree to come out and say that, based on modern concussion research, he would have avoided playing football. It makes me a bit sad to think that access to a flux capacitor would keep us from knowing the joy of Bozworth getting pwned on Monday Night Football.

 

Also, see if you can spot the error in the cbssports.com report:

bo-jackson-on-nfl-concussion-research-i-probably-just-would-have-played-baseball-cbssports-com

That’s quality fact-checking.


Finally, Richard Sherman has produced another excellent statement on management-player relations in the NFL. Over at The Players Tribune, he essentially reminds players that they are the only ones who have to look out for their own interests. It sounds like every BCTF union meeting I’ve ever been to, but this is more effective because it comes from a current player, versus teacher’s union presidents who have been out of a classroom for an average of 10 years and are beating a 20-year-old drum.

Shot fired:

“As dedicated as we players are to this game, it’s getting more and more difficult to ignore the fact that we don’t have a league that shows the same kind of dedication when it comes to taking care of the players who are laying their bodies on the line every Sunday,”

It also comes with a helpful video link, in case this twitter link won’t let you watch the whole thing.


Tonight’s sports:

It’s a stellar Friday night, with a little something for everyone. The Blue Jays are on the verge of an epic September collapse. Some quality college football from the Pacific Northwest and the Ivy League is on the dial. Why, if you look hard enough, you might even find some NHL preseason.

  • MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00 PM | ESPN2/Sportsnet
  • Football:
    • NCAA:
      • Pennsylvania at Dartmouth – 7:00 PM | NBCSN
      • Stanford at Washington – 9:00 PM | ESPN
      • Toledo at BYU – 10:15 | ESPN2
    • CFL:
      • Edmonton at Winnipeg – 8:30 | TSN
    • AFL:
      • Sydney vs Western – 10:30 | TSN2
  • NHL Preseason: Toronto at Buffalo – 7:00 | SN360

Sadly, it looks like the AFL match is on PPV in the US. THE COMMONWEALTH ROCKS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Senior Moose, what is up with the 60’s vibe. I will be all in just give me a reason. Fuck it will work and I will be unprepared on board

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I just post stuff I like and maybe somebody else will too.

herodotus450

Not complaining about this site in particular, but what is the point of “nsfw”? Any of the sexy pics here would never be considered “safe” for anyplace I’ve ever “worked.” And yet PG-13 movies can have full topless nudity? (Titanic for one).

Sill Bimmons

It’s a Puritanical holdover from the old site.

They had advertisers.

herodotus450

Suspension has been hard on Greg Hardy

SonOfSpam

Heh heh “hard on”

LemonJello

Reduced to just a half futon of guns.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I give you these photos in private and you keep posting them… nm I am cool with it

SonOfSpam

I see someone left her meat curtains wide open.

/probably more aroused by big steaks than what they represent
//yells at clouds

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Seriously though; I believe it was agreed on just to keep things from getting out of hand.

BallsOfSteel

I think the official word was that DTZM didn’t want DFO to turn into a porn site so gradually that we didn’t even notice.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We live in Merica, sex of any type is outlawed, killing each other is ok, you don’t need a reason when you do it just make one up after.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BallsOfSteel

I really do not understand the double standard on nipples.

LemonJello

Special teams derp the theme tonight for UW v Stanford?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jacket, no shirt, no serv….. ah, come on in.

LemonJello

Two comments:

i. She doesn’t appear to be all that comfortable standing there

7. If she has shoes on, then all the bases are covered

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There was another one of her laughing at this same photo-shoot, but it didn’t have as much skin….

LemonJello

Well, then maybe she just realized she left her iron plugged in and on?

Sill Bimmons

I’m watching a reverse mortgage ad being voiced over by a Morgan Freeman sound-alike.

IM CALLING HOME EQUITY SOLUTIONS RIGHT NOW

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually liked the first one better, but here is the one without a bikini top

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f645c4b8fd3405e7f26e2389efe3ebe0/tumblr_nmj2fbIVHH1qi6zx6o2_1280.png

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balls; technically within the rules, may be too see-through for teh “committee”:

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have been scolded enough for threading that line. That one looks safe, but as the person who has been harassed about it before, never trust me.

BallsOfSteel

I think it’s ok. Let it fly.

/gets banned by DTZM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450

Don’t sleep on this Washington kicker. Proceeds to miss an xp

BallsOfSteel

Shit! I totally forgot today was the Grand Final!

Here’s your AFL Beat Preview:

Go Doggies! 🙂

Brett Favres Colonoscopy

Gentlemen. I was stuck in an elevator for a matter of minutes. I shall fix the evening by eating food and watching Robocop.

LemonJello

Danny Kanell – punchable face or most punchable face?

LemonJello

How did this end up here? **Sigh**

LemonJello

Did you forget about drinking? Or should that just be assumed?

LemonJello

They don’t actually let Lee Corso drive the truck in those Chevy ads, right?

Sill Bimmons

“A young woman asked if a Johnson administration would cut Planned Parenthood funds, and Johnson said he plans to submit a balanced budget in the first 100 days that would require 20 percent trims across the board. Asked about money in politics, he said he believes there should be no restrictions on campaign contributions. A young man asked him if he would consider rethinking his support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal and Johnson said absolutely not. He made it very clear that he intends to eliminate every trade barrier he can find.”

This man is a fucking lunatic and a danger to the future of the country.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He has a third of the military voting for him.

Sill Bimmons

I guess if the boss doesn’t know what Aleppo is there’s a pretty good chance he’s not going to send you there.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is literally a Colbert (I think) joke that was made on the exact same topic

Sill Bimmons

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Senor Weaselo

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS the city of Aleppo?

Sill Bimmons

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wasn’t his actual ‘What is an Aleppo?’

LemonJello

I really need to stock up on canned goods and shotgun shells…

Sill Bimmons

Charmin Ultra Strong is going to be the new currency.

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LemonJello

Adding it to the list of critical supplies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Me talking to the 25 year old woman at the store.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln26bzDIOG1qc2w0eo1_500.gif

Sill Bimmons

That’s the giant-impact hypothesis!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-impact_hypothesis

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think you mean the opposite but just posted “Worlds Colliding” in gif form, the most common way for saying unlikely people liking each other

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thanks for catching the meaning.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t worry about it. That Theia bitch always was stuck up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadlier

I just got a $500 check from the state’s “unclaimed property fund” for when we bought our house. How sweet is that?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sill Bimmons
Brett Favres Colonoscopy

The important thing is that Los Angeles doesn’t get the Raiders

–Jerry Jones

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t see a “YEEEAAAHHWWWW” in there, seems like a fake quote.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The site may be kicking me out, but at least it is every few posts.

http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Lacey-Chabert-06.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would watch local news if our weather woman looked like that

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Would this be panda-monium? Yes, I’ll get out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BLAM! WE GOTS US ONE HERE, FOLKS!!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It’s rare to find a new Alison Brie gif. I went to the not posted as much section

http://screencrush.com/files/2013/02/alison-brie.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not new, but enjoyable nonetheless, in fact this one would not be tiresome if used as a banner image.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I fell on my steps a few months ago and it didn’t look like this….
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-12378-Marissa-Miller-Falling-Down-St-6dcl.gif

Plus there was a lot more cereal and milk all over after it happened.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Falling down the stairs, das not sexy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, if you look at the combination of images….. fuck it, most of my jokes don’t make it anyway.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I might have mentioned this last night, don’t think I did, either way it deserves mentioning. I start AJ Green who puts up 28, but Zymm has their dickhead kicker that puts up 19 because they can’t finish a drive.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadlier

The difference between me and Donald Trump is that when I stay up until 3 a.m. looking for sextapes of Venezuelan beauty contestants I generally keep it to myself.

scotchnaut

“You sound fat.”

-D. Trump

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Does he need a new wife?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
scotchnaut

Remember that time when you hungrily ordered pizza, ate it eagerly and felt awful a few hours later?

/TA DA!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadlier

Ooh, pizza sounds really good. Maybe I’ll talk my wife into having it for dinner.

Sill Bimmons

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Senor Weaselo

I would love some pizza. I’ve upgraded to a weird bite, crush and gator chomp in order to eat a Three Musketeers earlier today. Soon.

Sill Bimmons

You could always put it in the blender.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WELL, THAT WEEK IS ALMOST OVER…..

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Sill Bimmons

It would be nice if teh Stillers would draft an LB that can stay on the field.

scotchnaut

“We feel your pain.”

-Giants Secondary

Rikki-Tikki-Deadlier

Lots of Steelers linebackers have been staying on the field, the real problem is the pesky trainers who keep carting them off it.

Senor Weaselo

Evening. Imagine one-sport Bo, he could have kicked ass in one sport but it wouldn’t be the same as Bo Knowing!

And my new Australian friends apparently root for Western. So yay them I guess?

Sill Bimmons

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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😉
(j/k…really don’t care anymore…I’ve got more pressing issues to be pissed off about)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tecmo Bowl!!! You’re goddamned right.
(Pictured, Joe Flacco)
http://fridayatfive.com/tecmobowl.gif

scotchnaut

As always, great job Rob.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadlier

Great Job Rob sounds like it should be a meme.

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