NFL News:
- Injuries and such:
- Out:
- Eric Decker has a partially-torn rotator cuff and is out for Sunday versus the Seahawks
- Sammy Watkins has a bad foot & will miss the Bills tilt at Gillette Stadium
- placed on IR late-Friday
- Michael Oher (Panthers) has a concussion
- The Steelers are down Ryan Shazier, Eli Rogers and Robert Golden
- Questionable/Doubtful:
- Chiefs: Tamba Hali
- Jamaal Charles is “questionable” but is expected to play, according to reports
- Bears: Jay Cutler; Jeremy Langford
- Cowboys: Orlando Scandrick; Dez Bryant (but not according to him)
- Patriots: Jacoby Brissett; Jimmy Garoppollo; GRONK!
- Chiefs: Tamba Hali
- Out:
- Deciding he needed more than Lindsay Vonn’s sandpapery right hand, JJ Watt has gone & had the back surgery, so he’s done for the year.
- Josh Gordon’s entered rehab, and the Browns apparently are going to release him.
- It appears the NFL is giving up on China for now, and is aiming for Germany.
Bo Jackson is the latest retiree to come out and say that, based on modern concussion research, he would have avoided playing football. It makes me a bit sad to think that access to a flux capacitor would keep us from knowing the joy of Bozworth getting pwned on Monday Night Football.
Also, see if you can spot the error in the cbssports.com report:
That’s quality fact-checking.
Finally, Richard Sherman has produced another excellent statement on management-player relations in the NFL. Over at The Players Tribune, he essentially reminds players that they are the only ones who have to look out for their own interests. It sounds like every BCTF union meeting I’ve ever been to, but this is more effective because it comes from a current player, versus teacher’s union presidents who have been out of a classroom for an average of 10 years and are beating a 20-year-old drum.
Shot fired:
“As dedicated as we players are to this game, it’s getting more and more difficult to ignore the fact that we don’t have a league that shows the same kind of dedication when it comes to taking care of the players who are laying their bodies on the line every Sunday,”
It also comes with a helpful video link, in case this twitter link won’t let you watch the whole thing.
It's a reality: We really don't have a reason to trust the NFL. pic.twitter.com/Zgg629w2jO
— Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) September 29, 2016
Tonight’s sports:
It’s a stellar Friday night, with a little something for everyone. The Blue Jays are on the verge of an epic September collapse. Some quality college football from the Pacific Northwest and the Ivy League is on the dial. Why, if you look hard enough, you might even find some NHL preseason.
- MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00 PM | ESPN2/Sportsnet
- Football:
- NCAA:
- Pennsylvania at Dartmouth – 7:00 PM | NBCSN
- Stanford at Washington – 9:00 PM | ESPN
- Toledo at BYU – 10:15 | ESPN2
- CFL:
- Edmonton at Winnipeg – 8:30 | TSN
- AFL:
- Sydney vs Western – 10:30 | TSN2
- NCAA:
- NHL Preseason: Toronto at Buffalo – 7:00 | SN360
Sadly, it looks like the AFL match is on PPV in the US. THE COMMONWEALTH ROCKS!
Senior Moose, what is up with the 60’s vibe. I will be all in just give me a reason. Fuck it will work and I will be unprepared on board
I just post stuff I like and maybe somebody else will too.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/c2f356a38e3aff2160a6875f613991e7/tumblr_o1q7bsY2NN1spk3foo2_500.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/773e43bc2caf43f886470a3ace062c03/tumblr_nhexvsXr4j1r7dve3o1_500.jpg
Not complaining about this site in particular, but what is the point of “nsfw”? Any of the sexy pics here would never be considered “safe” for anyplace I’ve ever “worked.” And yet PG-13 movies can have full topless nudity? (Titanic for one).
It’s a Puritanical holdover from the old site.
They had advertisers.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/73/734753e435679a27823dfdfa476201e030be777eca57861d7b66be2ee80b9d95.jpg
Suspension has been hard on Greg Hardy
Heh heh “hard on”
Reduced to just a half futon of guns.
I give you these photos in private and you keep posting them… nm I am cool with it
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DblQdNI3bok/TiaYD6ZIz7I/AAAAAAAAAuo/ek2_8K6Edg0/s1600/Beef%2BCurtains.jpg
I see someone left her meat curtains wide open.
/probably more aroused by big steaks than what they represent
//yells at clouds
Seriously though; I believe it was agreed on just to keep things from getting out of hand.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b0a10ea9ea596848b35772867604c7bc/tumblr_nwb29o3Ktf1s9p5ppo2_250.gif
I think the official word was that DTZM didn’t want DFO to turn into a porn site so gradually that we didn’t even notice.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/583cac2aba504992a73af6b32bfd9878/tumblr_nv7e87iN9g1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
We live in Merica, sex of any type is outlawed, killing each other is ok, you don’t need a reason when you do it just make one up after.
Alternate; handsome mutherfucker.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2560f8d2e4470638423e84bba1b6fac3/tumblr_o9uulwP3Vk1rzbj5mo3_250.gif
Problem is; somebody watered down the scotch.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/00cb8c199877e5e18a71f45c8ef107ee/tumblr_o9uulwP3Vk1rzbj5mo1_250.gif
I really do not understand the double standard on nipples.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/76f26522e9d310d2b5b5143adbcd839c/tumblr_o8qcpt6yIC1qgojgxo2_400.gif
Special teams derp the theme tonight for UW v Stanford?
http://67.media.tumblr.com/c0325cfbf5f7a8860d2155e73b594be2/tumblr_o70qbum7fx1ri7m8ao1_540.gif
Jacket, no shirt, no serv….. ah, come on in.
Two comments:
i. She doesn’t appear to be all that comfortable standing there
7. If she has shoes on, then all the bases are covered
There was another one of her laughing at this same photo-shoot, but it didn’t have as much skin….
Well, then maybe she just realized she left her iron plugged in and on?
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I’m watching a reverse mortgage ad being voiced over by a Morgan Freeman sound-alike.
IM CALLING HOME EQUITY SOLUTIONS RIGHT NOW
I actually liked the first one better, but here is the one without a bikini top
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f645c4b8fd3405e7f26e2389efe3ebe0/tumblr_nmj2fbIVHH1qi6zx6o2_1280.png
Balls; technically within the rules, may be too see-through for teh “committee”:
h
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Or……
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http://tdi.world/uploads/20595_ill20allow20it.gif
I have been scolded enough for threading that line. That one looks safe, but as the person who has been harassed about it before, never trust me.
I think it’s ok. Let it fly.
/gets banned by DTZM
She IS the MS after all.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/cc76c27717d984427f580740e4194e0b/tumblr_oe2t5jIVL51ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a053255cce539fb1b610f1e1efa7be3b/tumblr_nmj2fbIVHH1qi6zx6o1_1280.png
Don’t sleep on this Washington kicker. Proceeds to miss an xp
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5a907628610b85de08d1c870a472a97d/tumblr_oe3xvpUpiz1u1dkf2o1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/09a3ec742eb61cea8b644275056a3406/tumblr_odypzxDwem1toxp0vo1_1280.jpg
Shit! I totally forgot today was the Grand Final!
Here’s your AFL Beat Preview:
Go Doggies! 🙂
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Gentlemen. I was stuck in an elevator for a matter of minutes. I shall fix the evening by eating food and watching Robocop.
http://im.hthayat.com/quiz/2016/07/q_05a56588ebfb9f7115374818e02ad5eb.gif
Danny Kanell – punchable face or most punchable face?
How did this end up here? **Sigh**
Did you forget about drinking? Or should that just be assumed?
They don’t actually let Lee Corso drive the truck in those Chevy ads, right?
“A young woman asked if a Johnson administration would cut Planned Parenthood funds, and Johnson said he plans to submit a balanced budget in the first 100 days that would require 20 percent trims across the board. Asked about money in politics, he said he believes there should be no restrictions on campaign contributions. A young man asked him if he would consider rethinking his support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal and Johnson said absolutely not. He made it very clear that he intends to eliminate every trade barrier he can find.”
This man is a fucking lunatic and a danger to the future of the country.
He has a third of the military voting for him.
I guess if the boss doesn’t know what Aleppo is there’s a pretty good chance he’s not going to send you there.
That is literally a Colbert (I think) joke that was made on the exact same topic
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS the city of Aleppo?
Wasn’t his actual ‘What is an Aleppo?’
I really need to stock up on canned goods and shotgun shells…
Charmin Ultra Strong is going to be the new currency.
Adding it to the list of critical supplies.
Me talking to the 25 year old woman at the store.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln26bzDIOG1qc2w0eo1_500.gif
That’s the giant-impact hypothesis!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-impact_hypothesis
I think you mean the opposite but just posted “Worlds Colliding” in gif form, the most common way for saying unlikely people liking each other
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/seinfeld-gifs-kramer-explosion.gif
Thanks for catching the meaning.
Don’t worry about it. That Theia bitch always was stuck up.
I just got a $500 check from the state’s “unclaimed property fund” for when we bought our house. How sweet is that?
http://sco.ca.gov/upd.html
The important thing is that Los Angeles doesn’t get the Raiders
–Jerry Jones
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I didn’t see a “YEEEAAAHHWWWW” in there, seems like a fake quote.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CsX6gcSoQgo/UXT6Q9aNfWI/AAAAAAAAALI/4pcFdAbfPsk/s1600/patrick_starfish_falling_down_GIF.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/30a37f14e98e3949eee3b02f1a9c0290/tumblr_o6i6b3xzPW1uevp07o1_400.gif
WHY YOU SHUT CAMERA OFF NOW?
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/960/vikingkittens.jpg
The site may be kicking me out, but at least it is every few posts.
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http://www.welovebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/yanet-garcia-gif-4.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1408840/falling-down-stairs-o.gif
http://tiemposmafufos.com/hosting/upload/big/2016/03/11/56e30dc7b2792.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4519436/chris-farley-hill-fall-o.gif
I would watch local news if our weather woman looked like that
http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/weather-girl-dancing.gif
http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/falling1.gif
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jkl-gal-gadot-wonder-woman.gif
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Group-of-Pandas-Falling-Down-Slide.gif
Would this be panda-monium? Yes, I’ll get out.
BLAM! WE GOTS US ONE HERE, FOLKS!!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b99897f72e05e712b8493a0d1aec765e/tumblr_ods8vbgT2Q1vu274po1_1280.jpg
It’s rare to find a new Alison Brie gif. I went to the not posted as much section
http://screencrush.com/files/2013/02/alison-brie.gif
Not new, but enjoyable nonetheless, in fact this one would not be tiresome if used as a banner image.
Time Magazine: There’s Wrong, Then There’s Us
http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2013/1101130218_600.jpg
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http://www.mydailyviral.com/engine/static/articles/best-news-broadcast-slip-ups2/images/e8051a2ed4a8c9c51d78db651c58b3ad_e.gif
I fell on my steps a few months ago and it didn’t look like this….
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-12378-Marissa-Miller-Falling-Down-St-6dcl.gif
Plus there was a lot more cereal and milk all over after it happened.
http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/skinsus_ouch.gif
Falling down the stairs, das not sexy.
Well, if you look at the combination of images….. fuck it, most of my jokes don’t make it anyway.
Maybe you’ll like this more.
http://media.giphy.com/media/2T9qPIHfe9u0g/giphy.gif
Starting sexy Friday early
http://68.media.tumblr.com/36a975f87b807219cdc96f8d00257d00/tumblr_odu9c3xscn1v6gnqao1_1280.jpg
I might have mentioned this last night, don’t think I did, either way it deserves mentioning. I start AJ Green who puts up 28, but Zymm has their dickhead kicker that puts up 19 because they can’t finish a drive.
The difference between me and Donald Trump is that when I stay up until 3 a.m. looking for sextapes of Venezuelan beauty contestants I generally keep it to myself.
“You sound fat.”
-D. Trump
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Does he need a new wife?
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PUNCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
Remember that time when you hungrily ordered pizza, ate it eagerly and felt awful a few hours later?
/TA DA!
Ooh, pizza sounds really good. Maybe I’ll talk my wife into having it for dinner.
I would love some pizza. I’ve upgraded to a weird bite, crush and gator chomp in order to eat a Three Musketeers earlier today. Soon.
You could always put it in the blender.
HAPPY SEXAY FRIDAY DRINKERS AND NON-DRINKERS.
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DT9s02azCLY/UdXNXAisPaI/AAAAAAAANx0/lqT1kM3Am9E/s284/drunk-guy-steps.gif
WELL, THAT WEEK IS ALMOST OVER…..
It would be nice if teh Stillers would draft an LB that can stay on the field.
“We feel your pain.”
-Giants Secondary
Lots of Steelers linebackers have been staying on the field, the real problem is the pesky trainers who keep carting them off it.
Evening. Imagine one-sport Bo, he could have kicked ass in one sport but it wouldn’t be the same as Bo Knowing!
And my new Australian friends apparently root for Western. So yay them I guess?
😉
(j/k…really don’t care anymore…I’ve got more pressing issues to be pissed off about)
Tecmo Bowl!!! You’re goddamned right.
(Pictured, Joe Flacco)
http://fridayatfive.com/tecmobowl.gif
As always, great job Rob.
Great Job Rob sounds like it should be a meme.
There’s been worse.
http://letterstorob.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/a1dc1fc5-2d0a-4ef7-b05f-edee169e5340.jpg
Thanks!