JV NFL and Hurricane Matthew Say HAI to October Proper

We have yet another dumb-assed international break (right after Spurs beat City to finally create some intrigue at the top of the table), so it’s JV and JV alone this Saturday. Plus, of course, lots of ridiculous, faux-solemn requests for prayers and donations by your favourite ESPN/Fox/CBS teevee foofs. Try doing a shot each time, and see if’n you die.

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Notre Dame at NC State (Noon, ABC)

This one could be fun, because of wind and rain. Plus, the Irish are shhiiiiiittttt right now (as the wolven sort are pretty much always), so this could be ridiculous in the elements. Plus, I have to watch, so fuck you, so should you. MAYBE.

Auburn at Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN)

Since LSU/Florida done got postponed, this is your bestest noon alternate viewing. Survival death match for continued relevancy in the still-brutal SEC West.

Tennessee at Texas A&M (3:30, CBS)

OK, so you escaped the clutches of UGA and the Dawg Pound, Butch Jones. Get out of College Station alive and I will believe your balls have really dropped. Clear fixture of the day, for the neutral fan.

Alabama at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN)

Pig Sooey is a tough draw for Roll Damn Tide, as they love a mudder game, and Bama usually can’t just pass them out of one. I think this Nick Saban squad is too good to get trapped here, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it.

Washington at Oregon (7:30, Fox)

Oregon is pretty terrible, but the Huskies will no doubt come out flat, thinking they have already accomplished their mission (did Shrub teach you nothing??!!). Could be interesting, could be a shitshow. Either way, 100 points will be scored, that’s always fun with Gus Johnson in the house.

Florida State at Miami (8:00, ABC)

The game itself has little luster, it’s all about the carnage! Anyway, I’m far from convinced it will actually end up happening.

Washington State at Stanford (10:30, ESPN)

Do any of you late night tweaker game aficianados huff compuster dusters? That seems like a Mike Leach/Eastern Washington kind of thing to me. Anyway, GO COUGS!!

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yeah right

Just to let you good folks know, I don’t take the entire NFL season off from my culinary arts.
Tomorrow I’m making Southwest style chicken enchiladas.
Saute some chicken bits with onion, garlic, cumin, chili powder and add in some black beans, corn, green chilies and asadero cheese. Roll up in corn tortillas smother with enchilada sauce and cheese and bake for about 25 minutes in a 350 degree oven.

In full disclosure I do cheat on the side dishes. Probably gonna grab some refried beans and chips and salsa from my favorite Mexican restaurant.

Sunday Gravy don’t stop!

Unsurprised

Black beans? Never.

Gratliff

Was on the fence with “Hardwired”, but Moth Into Flame is some good olde tyme shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tdKl-gTpZg

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That’s a fuckin’ head shot there.

JustStopDude

Seriously…all the Conservative GOP members now clutching pearls about what Trump has said and calling for him to step down…fuck off.

None of this shit is new. The only difference now is its more difficult to make his hate and stupidity palatable to a large enough portion of the electorate.

Acting shocked that Trump is a loudmouth shithead at this point is annoying as fuck.

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They are not offended at him being offensive, they are offended he is a LOSER.

You should be disgusted by every single one of these fuckers who unequivocally supported this piece of shit because they have no spines. (Especially Ted Cruz. Oh GOD I love the total destruction of Ted Cruz!)

Gratliff

To be fair, Lindsey Graham has been talking shit on Trump since day one, sometimes to humorous effect.

blaxabbath

What if the key to making America Great Again is grabbing women by the pussies?

I’m immediately concerned about the nation’s obesity epidemic.

scotchnaut

“Grabbing women by the pussy is a proud tradition of ours. Why do you disparage our time-honoured ways?”

-Cavemen

scotchnaut

Moss is a stupidhead.

Unsurprised

Would you say his head is a bit soft and fuzzy?

scotchnaut

Perhaps. He’s not as bad off as this guy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKaP0Y_4COE

herodotus450

Pop quiz, hotshots: how many supreme court justices do we currently have again?

scotchnaut

One less than required?

herodotus450

Hilary winning and nominating Obama would be such an amazing development that it would actually make politics interesting. Oh wait, no, it still wouldn’t.

Unsurprised

I so want this to happen

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Your daily reminder Mitch McConnell is saving that nomination for Trump and that McConnell is nothing but ten pounds of feces in a turtle shell.

herodotus450

Have he and Pierre McGuire ever been seen together?!

blaxabbath

Don’t know, don’t care.

scotchnaut

That was a great play call!

Gratliff

Holy shit. I leave the internet for a night and Trump’s supporters finally start tapping out. Even Mike Pence is giving up.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah, his supporters won’t care, they are just now more likely to sexually assault women “as a joke”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I meant people voting for him, that was confusing because I used the same word as people the publicly spoke for him

Gratliff

I’m kind of curious to see how deep the cognitive dissonance goes with the religious and hoity toity types. Considering he has the christian right on hard lock down just by virtue of not being a Democrat, I’d be fascinated to hear how they justify their preference with the endless stream of awful shit that comes out of his mouth. I don’t expect much out of the blue collar types, because they typically don’t care. Trump isn’t even blue enough to be part of the crowd in a real blue collar environment, so I expect it to have zero impact on what they do.

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Oh I hope it eats them alive until they die.

scotchnaut

Pence? What did he say?

Gratliff

Just your standard “That’s awful. I can’t defend that” line. Which is especially humorous giving the standard pattern from the VP debate.

blaxabbath

Same day as the Hillary Goldman transcripts are finally getting leaked.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: whatever the results of this election are, Paul Ryan needs to shut the government down for 4 years as soon as the inauguration is over.

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What’s funny about the those transcripts is that if I asked you tell me their content, you’d have come up with pretty much what she said.

And yet, OUTRAGE from the left as if it any of it were a surprise. No shit, someone going in front of a room of bankers is going to say nice things about them. That’s just what people fucking do.

Gratliff

Paul Ryan is maybe my least favorite politician in Washington. Corruption and incompetence are one thing. Being overzealous for harmful and backwards policies because you think they’re the right thing to do is the real danger. It’s why Cruz scared me more than either of the current candidates. The true believers are always the dangerous ones.

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Paul Ryan is the piece of shit who actually believe he’s not a piece of shit.

And I don’t think we have to worry as much about Cruz anymore. He’s thoroughly cucked and fucked himself.

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What I love is how they spin it as taking a moral stand. No, you shitbags, you’ve finally realized he can’t win. You don’t care about associating with a piece of shit, you care about associating with a losing piece of shit.

Gratliff

I don’t know if it even matters in the long run. I don’t think the negative rub of being associated with Trump is nearly as bad as it’s made out to be. Americans will race to the polls to elect nimrods to the house and crooks to the senate. They elect one decent human being every 10 years or so and go “SEE! IT CAN WORK!”

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It matters if they want to distance themselves from the giant anchor that is white identity politics and live in relatively demographically diverse states. Folks like Mark Kirk or Kelly Ayotte could win an election in a diverse electorate, but their waffling on the current conservative platform makes them look useless and spineless. They’re definitely worse off.

blaxabbath

The fact that we know one of the major party candidates will become, effectively, unelectable after the conventions seems like the strongest argument to empower third parties. Else, we’re only going to have one (at most) candidates left by election day each cycle.

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That is predicated on third parties nominating electable candidates which they generally do not do.

And no, I do not think “third party” is the answer our political situation and I don’t think it ever was.

blaxabbath

[Jokingly]

My point is that one of the major parties will be disqualified by November (John Edwards was leading the primary before Babygate). We just need three real candidates in June so that we can have two (hopefully) by November.

You could accomplish it with a top-3 primary system like some states/localities do with their seats.

scotchnaut

The losing coach will be doing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5IA8assfk

scotchnaut

This game is a delicious car wreck. I love it!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I switched over to the NC State/ND game.

That field looks better than Soldier Field on a perfect August day

scotchnaut

ND is trying to give this game away but NC State is too polite to accept.

JustStopDude

So which college team has a largest collection of fans that never went to the school?

It has to be ND right?

Unsurprised

Followed by Ohio State and Alabama.

blaxabbath

ND football. UNC bball.

I also see a lot of Michigan fans but we have transplants.

blaxabbath

I’m really not as dumb as Sill insists.

(He’s just joking.)

scotchnaut

In The Canada, Michigan gets lots of love.

blaxabbath

I’m all for throwback uniforms but, I think, they need to throw back the pads as well as the jerseys.

http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/22-Doug-Flutie.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have been watching Texas vs OK, i thought it might be entertaining because they hate each other. It is more like watching a bad Patriots team vs another bad Patriots team. I can’t enjoy anyone doing anything good because I am rooting for meteor. What other games are on that I should switch to? I keep hearing about the NC State game. Should I switch to that?

blaxabbath

What channel is this game?

Every time i leave ABC, all I find is commercials.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

FS1

scotchnaut

Stickum(sp?) should be legal just for this one game.

scotchnaut

“It’s important to give back.”

-NC State O

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Mad props to yeah right’s boys from El Segundo Brewing for winning gold in my buddy’s category!

yeah right

Nice! They won for a lager?

Do tell.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Yeah, it was the amber or dark lager category. I don’t recall the name of it now, but I’d very much like some.

yeah right

I may just head on down Main Street and get one.

scotchnaut

Well look at you, NC State!

blaxabbath

Also their helmet logo.

blaxabbath

It is shitty.

blaxabbath

If I coached a NCAA team and had a superior team coming to town, I’d flood our field like 6 hours before kickoff.

I’m white so it’d be applauded as gamesmanship.

scotchnaut

Carter. Findley.

WHO YA GOT?

scotchnaut

Anyone writing off the rest of a lovely fall day because they were partially productive this morning and have decided to plant themselves on the couch and drink some drinks?

LemonJello

No, I’m saving that for tomorrow afternoon.

scotchnaut

I’m able to do this today because wifey is out of town. Sunday drinking during the football is a given.

blaxabbath

I am. I redlined like the entire week. I went out and watered the garden this morning and now I am doing nothing. I mean, I’m watching NCSU/ND, a game I do not care about. I’ll probably even turn on baseball later.

I need to find a Sunday Gravy to try out this PM.

scotchnaut

Wow. Baseball, huh?

/I shouldn’t say anything, I’ll end up watching the Jays for the first time this year later on next week.

yeah right

If you’ve got the time try the steak and mushroom pie.

It was incredible.

blaxabbath

I did the Peruvian Chicken last week. It was great.

yeah right

I hope you spatch cocked it properly.

blaxabbath

I didn’t have scissors but I cut it and felt like a real primal stud cracking it open and laying it flat. I was so amped and it took all my control to not just run out the door and grab some woman by the pussy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

::Raises glass:: But I actually didn’t have to do anything this morning.

/I do really have some work to do at some point today or Monday, not worrying about that now

scotchnaut

Whooooooooo!!!

yeah right

Guess I could wash the car. That might be enough of an excuse.

yeah right

For our literati out there, I’m currently reading a book called “Preparation for the Next Life” by Atticus Lish.
It’s fiction and not a self help book.

It’s also not the light, airy happy go lucky feel good hit of the summer but goddamn is it a solid read.

Don’t forget your anti depressants.

blaxabbath

Speaking of, I was in Tucson yesterday (work conference — good lord it was painful) and hit a dispensary to get my buddy an 1/8. Most places give you like 10% off or a free preroll on your first visit — this place offered BOGO Free up to 3 grams.

So I landed like 45 bucks worth of free weed. So that made the whole day seem worthwhile.

scotchnaut

I’m reading The Good Cop by Bad F. Writer. I’m trying to get to the end so that I can start something good. I’m also reading a bio on Hitler done by John Toland back in ’76. He interviewed everyone he could find that had personal dealings with him including schoolteachers, friends and mentors. But that book is out at the lake.

blaxabbath

No wonder Penn State can’t tackle anyone from Maryland. If you want to see that program really wrap someone up, let them play YoungBoyland.

LemonJello

+1 rhythmic slapping

blaxabbath

Looks pretty rainy in NC State today.

scotchnaut

First time I’ve ever seen ‘pretty’ and ‘NC State’ in the same sentence…

/come at me, Seamus/Hippo

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, Oklahoma just got screwed on a non-call leading to an INT, and I dislike Oklahoma very much.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQf46ALn_bTOKDzgKzYF4wpu2AlJQfr8nDnW01OYetKlgBMjfT_

But then I’ve never been one for musicals.

Horatio Cornblower

Uh-oh, Cincinnatti is up 3-0 on UCONN. I don’t think the Huskies can overcome that deficit.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

So one of my best friends is currently in Denver attending and participating in the Great American Beer Festival (GABF), which I refer to as the Beerlympics. He brews for Karl Strauss and is currently competing for gold in the “American Dark Lager” category with his beer “Comb the Desert,” which, yes, is a Spaceballs reference.

If you have any interest, the live stream is here: http://livestream.com/thebrewingnetwork/gabf2016

http://67.media.tumblr.com/84f374d08bc084115a24423e1f7218a5/tumblr_msryrhG60w1rvcjd7o5_250.gif

Spanky Datass
Horatio Cornblower

NESN is showing the Rhode Island-Villanova football game, for all of you who were wondering where to find that battle.

herodotus450

But where is Benedictine v Culver-Stockton???!?!

Horatio Cornblower

Probably PBS.

Horatio Cornblower

Who the fuck decided that a homesick and depressed alien was a good spokesperson for a pizza company? And why haven’t they been summarily executed in a public square somewhere?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Still a good stop.
Repeat after me….Matt Dayes, Matt Dayes, Matt Dayes.

yeah right

Good day fine folks.

I’m thinking it’s a good day to watch some baseball.

Plus, I’m celebrating the re opening of my favorite Thai massage parlor.

It’s a slippery Saturday for show.

Horatio Cornblower

If the floor at the massage parlor is also slippery you might be in the wrong massage parlor.

yeah right

Or the right one!

Yeah, somebody should mop once in awhile.

Fronkenshteen

The O/U on ND vs NC State is still 55.5 (down from 68.5). If you were running a book, would you take action on this game? I guess you have to.

Spanky Datass

Said it before but it’s worth repeating: Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt should do ALL THE GAMES!

BOOMER DAMN SOONER!!!1!!!!1!

Horatio Cornblower

Fox is covering Hilary’s leaked speech transcripts.

They must feel so lonely.

Fronkenshteen

Think someone was holding the Trump tape in case of emergency? It feels a bit odd that the same day The Thing Everyone Wanted To See is leaked, that story is flushed beneath the fold by a lacivious sexed up Trump story that’s 11 years old, and right in dopey america’s mental wheelhouse. That’s good politicking!

herodotus450

I think the Lion Council would get upset about that.

Beerguy Rob

Currently watching New Zealand – South Africa rugby. Got England v Malta 2018 qualifier at the top of the hour.

I’ve chosen a nice Darjeeling as the beverage of the morning.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, I’m glad Gameday is aware that Notre Dame is in Raleigh. They obviously are concerned with the other team in the stadium.

Oh fuck, and just like that they make me a liar. And I see we’re doing diamond logo throwback day. Sonofabitch.

Fronkenshteen

How do you know when you’re not-stoned enough to call your parents?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No such thing. Call your parents stoned. You’ll be glad you did when you’re able to tune them out.
/loves parents
//realizes parents talk too much

Fronkenshteen

Hey, those were beautiful photos you posted yesterday. Keep doing the lord’s work!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank you…sincerely.

Don T

All you Carolina and east coast folks stay safe ‘n indoors, feasting on perishables and drink and stuff. My mom says to tell ya “Don’t get wet. You’ll catch a cold!”.
/puts head under faucet in the office, lights candles, prays for flu
http://www.papajimsbotanica.com/images/SANTERIA%20CANDLES.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s a little rain and wind for now. It’s the U turn that’s concerning me

Don T

Washing machines and sinks filled with ice make acceptable coolers.
http://orig02.deviantart.net/e844/f/2014/094/c/c/the_more_you_know_by_kirotelexia-d7d1hsv.jpg
(Via Socrates)

Horatio Cornblower

I was really hoping that Matthew would make it up to Connecticut with its rain, because we have a pretty significant drought.

Then I saw the pictures from Florida and I figure I don’t need to bathe that often anyway.

But seriously, someone send rain.

herodotus450

ppl forget the ocean is maed of water, just drink some of that

LemonJello

We don’t even have rain (yet) here on the OBX. Overcast with a gentle breeze – but we’ve battened down hatches and secured all the potential flying debris, just in case.

scotchnaut

Urban Meyer-the chinless wonder.

Sill Bimmons

Adele is an overrated, shrieky mediocrity.

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yeah right

God bless you good sir.

She seems pretty cool in her interviews.

Then she starts singing.

Fronkenshteen

Whuddya mean no footy? I have a scintillating matchup in the Australian Premier League! Central Coast Mariners at Perth Glory on ESPN….12? If I were in the stands for this game, I would somehow find a way to be stung by a box jellyfish.

Sill Bimmons

Bunch of fucking dorks on the train to EWR this AM.

Thank you New York Comicon!

It was like New Year’s but at 7:00 in the morning.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Driving around in a hurricane…totes fun.
https://youtu.be/rXn_O8yECCQ

scotchnaut

Roxy Music’s You are Like a Hurricane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqNXJ12hLWA

theeWeeBabySeamus

This one could be fun, because of wind and rain. Plus, the Irish are shhiiiiiittttt right now (as the wolven sort are pretty much always), so this could be ridiculous in the elements. Plus, I have to watch, so fuck you, so should you.

You drunk early today eh? We be fucked. You know that, right? Fucked as Rubin Carter. I was even thinking of heading over but….sucking n hurricanez n shit. Fuck that. House be dry and there be booze here. Easy choice. Going to the stadium would get in the way my drinking myself to death plan.

Maybe for BC. We might win that one…you interested?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMSfiH850o

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dude, I admire your optimism. And you totally way smarter than me, so I’ll have faith.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also, I’ll send out a group email in just a bit and see if we can ‘Dog looped in for that. ‘foose will be at the game, so he will be a no go more than likely.

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