Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill in the blank*. Maybe next week. Likely not. But that catch? Wow! The best I’ve seen in quite some time. And the Bears? Tell me about it. But enough of this, what about…TO THE GAME!
Indy/Hou-These are two teams with something to prove. As far as the Texans O is concerned they must prove 2 + 2=4. Tough one. Don’t start laughing Colts D-you’ve got String Theory, and no, it can’t involve kittens! Wr Hilton loves the Texans-thanks to a 223 yard game back in ’14 he’s racked up 750+ and 6 TD’s in 8 games against these guys. The other talented wideout in this game-Hopkins-has struggled with new qb Osweiler. Communication breakdowns and forced throws to Houston’s best wr have resulted in 4 of Brock’s 7 intercepts. But opposing qb’s tend to get well against the “Bend And Then Break” D of Indianapolis. [looks into crystal ball] I see tons of dropped passes, mental errors, missed tackles, overthrown throws and maybe something a little bit extra special. Perhaps we’ll be treated to a “running out of the back of the end zone” or a “coach freezes out his own kicker” or maybe even a “team-mates fight on the sideline” thingy. One can dream…
Go on…TYPE!
And Brocky, if you’re still awake, it was a reference to the joke about the three guys stranded on a desert island, an a physicist, a chemist, and an economist. They’ve been marooned for a while with no food and are starting to get restless. Finally one day, a can of beans washes onshore, and a fierce debate breaks out over how the hell they’re going to open it. The physicist goes first and says “it’s simple, we just need to measure the appropriate angle and force that will be sufficient to open the can of beans and build a contraption using palm trees to launch a coconut at the can, and the force will be sufficient to open it so we can eat the goodness inside.” The chemist interjects “that’s entirely too difficult. All we have to do is build a fire to heat the can, and the pressure will open it up AND our beans will be cooked.” The economist shakes his head and goes “this is simple. Assume a can opener.”
okay… i get it now lol
stupid ass glass bottle concerns
And the physicist always assumes a frictionless surface.
Because who wants to do a vector diagram with little backward friction vectors everywhere?
Yeah, but I was just making fun of the economist.
Windows 10. We are gonna hide the tools that allow the asshole that fixes your computer from fixing your computer
Totally shit the bed on getting a bunch of work done in the last week, finally crossed one thing off my list 5 minutes ago. Do I build on that momentum or go to bed?
Bed. Gotta rest up so you can build on that momentum tomorrow.
I finally figured out how to not have to log in every time Windows 10 restarts on its own which is always and randomly. This is the least user friendly OS they ever came out with.
I was going to say, is it me or do they seem to get worse and worse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlu2AA6mck
I did the thing that I was going to do yesterday today, so there’s that.
I worked out twice this weekend. Once today during the morning games. I feel that was a better use of my time than trying to stay on top of what was happening in Miami.
The universe is telling me I made a good decision to get rid of Sunday Ticket.
Staying on top of what’s happening in Miami…isn’t that…?
Never mind.
I’m not sure the reference you’re making but if it’s drugs, yes I could have used some drugs today.
More a dogpile of men in south beach while…
/I’ve said too much
😉
Isn’t that Buddy Cole’s area of expertise?
They do have those. They also have topless women…
And you gotta be hard. Greek underground gay porn hard.
/That’s gonna be one of our search terms now, isn’t it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBHj03i8_TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVBzLGAIbU
I am going Garbage because of one comment 3 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
😉
I want to go steal a truck and do this.
NAILED IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvBBjb3iU4
Hanging around here for a few more minutes before bed. I think my Netflix is still gonna be broken when I try it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
1 x one = 1
WordPress finally gets me.
I will now resume my personal depression until 8:30pm tomorrow night.
Have a good night, asstards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqhRK_g7WJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWN0-MuK38
I think today’s MVP goes to LeSean McCoy for running all over Chip Kelly. Loved it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tp8av0SesI
I feel like everyone here is on a little bit of a downer.
Well let’s turn those frowns upside down!
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Joe Flacco thinks that wintergreen milk is way too strong.
He’s ok with vanilla, but you can just keep that French vanilla for the fancy types.
okay, i want to break my beer bottle, but I don’t want to clean it up, how do i break the bottle inside the recycling bin.
can’t throw it from far enough away to shatter it, can’t shoot it.
Engineering is fun!
Assume a can opener.
And a frictionless surface.
Otherwise you’re going to go blind on calculations.
…. I don’t know how to interpret this….
and brocky goes with the delayed reaction.
beers already open, i wan’t to break this fucker like the heart of a cleveland browns fan
Football is stupid
How is this displayed on the Colts record? Losing to a team of people that met at a park and decided to play them for fun
NEVAR to be heard from again
Wow, today was a day of football to forget
So I fell down the rabbit hole of IMDB last night while passively re-watching “The Last Boy Scout” on cable – I knew that Fergie made it famous (before she was famous) from “Kids Incorporated” but I didn’t realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mario Lopez, Eric Balfour, Shanice, and Martika also made regular appearances on the show before they were famous. Here is Martika to sum it up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
Burn in hell Colts, you motherfucking wastes of human souls.
Houston….well, you live in Houston. My condolences.
Oh please miss
dang
Dammit, almost got the 40+ yard reception bonus!
That was a Strong reception.
i’m sorry everybody, i’m being a whiney bitch, but christ.
not even the packers losing is a pick me up
I would do even worse in your shoes. BUHLEE DAT
Lamar Miller and Matt Stafford have almost equaled my team’s score by themselves this week. I am truly the Jaguras of fantasy football.
Holy FUCKBALLS Al
tv timeout in OT. JESUS FUCK!!!
Hail BLEERGH
Porn isn’t even an option at this point. I don’t think I’ll be erect for weeks after this abortion of a game.
That doesn’t seem possible.
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/wallpapers/39149/moon-bloodgood-mobile-wallpaper.jpg
Blood flow restored.
Who needs Viagra?
And also….dayum.
how do you have 12 assholes like up in punt formation?
I’m sure Buddy Cole knows…
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the rules of the realized wprld do not apply to interdemesional beings
dafuq hodor
divine intervention to fuck me over. only explanation
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I still have beer left that I don’t even want anymore.
Wait, what?
I personally am angling, as per usual, for The Immaculate Tie.
has there been a double FG tie since the rule changed?
There’s been zero ties since the new rules. Why do I have HOU at -3.5? Time for another drink.
with my luck today, colts are gonna punt, texans are gonna throw a pick six on their first play of possesion, and colts won’t bother kicking an extra point
If it makes you feel better, I share your ire at the Colts. I am against Laman Miller and the Texas kicker and defense and I started this game with a 51 point lead. It is down to 14 with Fifty left to absorb tomorrow.
5 + 3 = 8
/gets another shot pre OT
//Woooo!!!
I guess I should appreciate the little things….
like the fact I’ve never had to do maths for the site.
He’s a witch, but he’s our witch
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I reward myself the same way when I balance my checkbook which may explain why I’m always broke.
Here we go…heading for OT…!
You’re prettier than I thought. You maybe ummm…wanna watch some porn when this is over? Leave the wife at home tho, she’d only complicate things.
😉
As if I’d fall for that again.
I mean, as if I’d fall for that.
LMAO.
Overtime? Between Indy and HOU?
What has DFO done to anger the Fubaw gods?
The list would be shorter if you ask what haven’t we done.
We bad ppl.
Have you not read any of the comments posted since the site started?
Most of us are self abusers, some to an unhealthy degree.
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I just HAD to touch myself last night.
This is the level of the opposition:
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Sigh…they always need reminding…
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REAGAN SMASH!!
Did I mention recently that even 32 years later….yes the Colts can still burn in hell with the corpse of Bob Irsay, all of his descendants, all of their pets, anyone they’ve ever loved, and the maid he used to bang in the foyer while drunk on peppermint schnapps?
/might have embellished some of that
//fuck the Colts
Crazy enough, not the schnapps part!
/I can’t prove that
Tell us how you really feel, though.
I liked this on fozz’ behalf, since he done gone to sleep
I think his spirit might have just invaded me. Duz I needz exorcizm?
nah, just go with it for awhile
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Mr.-Krabs-Eye-Twitch-Reaction-Gif-On-Spongebob.gif
joking aside i am furious right now
andrew luck you fucking shit head, taking a fucking sack like that. 1 point swing
i want to fucking break something.
only going to win in the KSK league, one i put admittedly very little effort into.
bears lose by 1. CUbs lose by 1. I’m going to lose by 1.
Seriously, what the FUCK did I do to piss the universe off?
I don’t know but I’d appreciate it if you found some different teams to like.
surely there will be scoring in added time?
no guarantees. colts can’t seem to get into field goal range.
Perhaps, but certainly snoring
Just by a quick glance it looks like you became a Chicago sports fan, things like this will happen when you make that life choice
remember, like Cris said…if you hesitate, you’ll never get that in
THE BEN KNOWS ,, HARF
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Since the Texans aren’t a real team, it makes sense they’re going with this story-like ending to the game.
SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE 1, BITCHES!!
I was so sure he was going to miss the extra point again.
hey…wha happen??
Osweiler channeled his inner Montana.
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Holee fuck. Glad I waited on the porn.
(keyword…waited)
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Christy Canyon waits for no man.
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IT’S… wait, no it isn’t.
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I mean, come on. How can there be a question?
Hey, tWBS is tryin’ to wait here!!
No time like the present!
Pinch the head, it delays….
Well, never mind.
Normally this!