Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill in the blank*. Maybe next week. Likely not. But that catch? Wow! The best I’ve seen in quite some time. And the Bears? Tell me about it. But enough of this, what about…TO THE GAME!
Indy/Hou-These are two teams with something to prove. As far as the Texans O is concerned they must prove 2 + 2=4. Tough one. Don’t start laughing Colts D-you’ve got String Theory, and no, it can’t involve kittens! Wr Hilton loves the Texans-thanks to a 223 yard game back in ’14 he’s racked up 750+ and 6 TD’s in 8 games against these guys. The other talented wideout in this game-Hopkins-has struggled with new qb Osweiler. Communication breakdowns and forced throws to Houston’s best wr have resulted in 4 of Brock’s 7 intercepts. But opposing qb’s tend to get well against the “Bend And Then Break” D of Indianapolis. [looks into crystal ball] I see tons of dropped passes, mental errors, missed tackles, overthrown throws and maybe something a little bit extra special. Perhaps we’ll be treated to a “running out of the back of the end zone” or a “coach freezes out his own kicker” or maybe even a “team-mates fight on the sideline” thingy. One can dream…
Go on…TYPE!
Also, I just learned that this is a real animal. It’s a Chinese water deer. Shit’s totally crazy.
If I indeed go to China, I will look for one. Bonus points if I can do a passable David Attenborough.
Don’t drink that water
I bet it tastes like chicken.
Just one of the 10 million species estimated to exist on earth right now, all of which fit on a 850-foot-long wooden boat built by a 600-year-old man 4500 years ago!
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Now Sil…don’t be silly. The actual Young Earth Creationism crap now utilizes the bogus “Brahaminism” theory where Old Moses only had to take a small number of kinds of animals…sort of proto-animal species, that survived the flood and then went out and multiplied and through micro-evolution, the diversity of the world is explained. NOT MACRO-EVOLUTION…because something something…most of these assholes are tax fraud dip shits in prison.
MOAR KICKER POINTS!
Insurmountable lead?
Kershaw has a perfect game through four.
There, did I jinx it?
You call yourself Lady GaGa, but your tits aren’t big enough. Fix that shit.
A hairy redhead . . .
As was the woman who played Elvira if I recall correctly.
You are correct!
Not exactly the pictures I remember, but I’m at work so an image search was not a good idea.
Yep, I remember those…I mean her:
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Her appearance in Hustler was not a thing I was disappointed with.
Brothers, I bid you a good evening.
I am going to the airport to await John Harbaugh’s return so I can shoot him in the balls with a pumpkin cannon.
Please make sure you get one of your more responsible spawn to film this for us.
Remember to have the stem out so it makes impact first.
He has lost at least two games for us this season.
Harbs, if you want to have a dick measuring contest, wait until Thanksgiving dinner with your brother and father.
You stupid goddamn asshole fuckface bitch-headed dog ball licking pus filled cunt.
Save a head shot for Buck Showalter please. I am still all homicidey at that fuckwit.
That Emirates commercial needs to die…oh so slow and painfully.
Air travel: When you want to be more discreet about killing the environment
http://www.davidsuzuki.org/issues/freight%20comparison-IPCC.jpg
Or you don’t have 28 hours to get to Denver…
The climate impact doesn’t alter due to need or want. It simply is what it is.
No argument there.
MURKA Celebrates A Dipshit Vol. 5,128,942: Ken Bone
Did he even bother to clear his porn browser history before appearing on TV?
Amateur….
Can someone explain why he became a thing to begin with? The sweater vest?
White people…who knows…
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His debate performance was the most earnest inquiry I’ve heard since “Know what I mean, Vern?”
Aboot to drive home from Seattle. Sure was fun following the Open Thread this afternoon. Thanks BLEERGH NBC didn’t flex the Seahawks game.
I love youse guys.
Nice to see Sara Jessica Parker found work.
You know it’s gonna be one of those games when all the excitement comes from a geriatric kicker.
WOO KICKER POINTS!
/sadly relying on Vinatieri to beat Zymm’s lossless team
I was nice enough to spot you an entire WR slot too…
Welp. Just got home from watching the alleged boys/pack “game.” Sweet jebus. That was…a thing. I see it was ugly for many today. That offers little comfort. But I’ll have a full report in the next day or two. For now, mindless entertainment. I hope your day and/or teams of fantasy and insanity have done well.
Bears lost, regular FF lost, insanity lost. I am ok with it. And I know you are from the general area around here, but where are you from city-wise?
Essentially downtown GB. Born n raised, but a long time in Milwaukee before family stuff necessitated a return. Looking to leave to wherever once the missus lands better employment.
So Buddy’s father is in his late 50s and is a gentle, unassuming man who has outdated but harmless idioms (calling people he likes ‘lizards’, etc). I come home one day and he said people at work (an in-patient setting in urban NJ) were laughing at his one of his phrases like crazy. Here’s the convo from there:
“So Dad, which one was it?”
“I called someone a ‘good nut’ and two of co-workers started laughing.”
“By any chance, dad, were the two laughing younger people?”
“Yeah, what was going on?”
“Have you ever heard of ‘to nut’ or ‘bust a nut’?”
“No, what does it mean?”
“I’m not saying anymore, I feel like I have already said too much.”
(loudly)”WHAT DOES BUST A NUT MEAN?”
I then explain and we have a good laugh, and he’s mortified.
My old man has weird phrases. Like if he has a choice of two things, he always says “Fifty-fifty ninety” meaning given a 50/50 shot of guessing right, my dad believes he has a 90% chance of choosing wrong.
Nothing brightens a day like a good nut
Were you in a public place, like a restaurant or a movie theater, when this conversation took place?
Tomorrow I have to commission two drives. Its a pain because they are suppose to be 4160V drives but I only have 480V to work with. And I have two shitty little baby motors (5hp a piece) to work with.
Our sales department is having some big powwow that they never told me about until like an hour ago. So I have to set up all this shit, along with setting up an automatic email feature so that I can remotely troubleshoot the drives from a hotel. But the thing is…I have to be in the drive room to operate them. So the sales guys want me to be in two places, separated by 25 miles, at the same fucking time.
I explain to the sales lead that despite rumors to the contrary, I am not magical and that one of them has to “troubleshoot” the drive remotely while I do a presentation at our facility at the same time.
“Just get someone from customer support to do it. I don’t have time for this shit. I have to pick up the drink tickets in the morning”
I fucking hate sales people.
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Wait, Dak threw a pick? What is our official nomenclature? Dak-ception?
Redakted?
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You know who had the best rushing fantasy game today?
You guessed it… Frank Stallone.
I need some alcohol but I really hate to miss any of this….
/oh yeah, colts/texans
//leaves to procure alcohol
90 minutes of garbage time.
6.5% “Aromatherapy” IPA from the Beyond the Pale Brewing Company. This is the kinda stuff that puts hair on your chest after four or five of ’em. Mmmm. Hoppy, with notable citrus tang and a bitterness that only arrives at the end of the sip. Me gusta mucho.
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Hops shortage be damned, that looks tasty.
all I wanted was the opportunity for Jags/Titans to be FOAR the AFC South and be flexed into Week 17 SNF. Alas, that is not the matchup. Roger Goodell, NATIONAL GODDAMNED DISGRACE.
When that day comes, THEN do we have Bane’s permission to die?
I am developing a visceral negative reaction to Nationwide commercials
http://gazettereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Vasovagal-Syncop.jpg
Your-com-ment-does-not-fit-the-tune.
Va-so-va-gal Syn-co-pe!
New wireless router, same WProblems.
I give zero fucks about this game. Who should I cheer for, Colts or ?
I used carrots so it ate the second part of my comment, it was something like “(no other NFL teams on the field)”. It wasn’t great to begin with, worse now that I have to explain it
Cool story
if’n you get bored, they is WNBA on ESPN
/kills self
1-0 Dirt RAMIT over Small Bears
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all play basketball better than me.
superior cunnilinguists as well, no doubt
Also a superior cunning linguist.
So do a lot of kids at Gus Mackey tourneys but that doesn’t make me want to watch it.
Also who here has been to a WNBA game before?
/Raises hand
What, they paid me to be there!
But how big is that big boy’s cock?
This is in reference to the announcers on Cubs/Dodgers talking about how large a Cubs player is
WhyTF am I watching Indy/Houston?
I make bad life decisions I think.
Only show in town unfortunately.
That’s what Lincoln said. And how’d that turn out?
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”
If I were a Pope, this Casadee would make me want to kick out a stained glassed window…
Girl’s got some ink.
My goal for the end of this game
Your pregame music AND spank material, combined together in one convenient package.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3_0pHpoas
Well folks, I did it.
Brother DJ Taj and I are going to game 4 Cubs at Dodgers on Wednesday.
Pretty killer seats too.
Let’s go Cubbies!
Bastard. Have fun anyways. But you’re still a bastard.
Seeing a WS game live (’83 Bal/Phi gm2) is still one of my favorite life memories.
Happy for you dude. Enjoy it.
How much less are Dodgers home games than Cubs home games? Potential Cubs WS tickets were already going at $4000 for nosebleeds last weekend.
We got loge level seats between third base and the left fielder for 160 apiece.
160 apiece!
So basically you got loge seats for 6 innings and box seats for the last 3? Good score.
The Stubhub thing is like playing the stock market. If the Cubs win today and Tuesday the seats would have been about 40 bucks but I had to lock that shit down.
Back when the Rangers and the Kings were in the Stanley Cup, a friend of mine flew from NJ to LA, saw two games and came back… and with air fare saved about $500 seeing them at Madison Square Garden.
That’s why Yankees and Sawks fans fly down for Rays games.
I need to see a playoff game and an opening day. Knocked out the All-Star Game in ’08 as my HS grad present (and it was the best night of my life).
I saw the all star game in San Diego in what was it, 1990 I think.
We also saw the Red Sox at Angels a few years back in the playoffs. World Series is on hold for this year.
I’ll be a schmuck… it was 1992 😉
And you KNOW there will be a field report from this!
So, at 15 wins and with no team under .500, the NFC East is the best division in football. There’s a Clinton running for president. I’m going to go ahead and assume the early 90’s are repeating themselves. Let’s all go buy tech stocks!
Oh Hell no! Who in their right mind would invest in anything called Yahoo and Google? It’s all a big fad.
Trump’s tax returns gave me an idea. I’m going to form an LLC, buy myself a cheap vacation property somewhere like Jacksonville, stay there occasionally while avoiding the eternal night that is Chicago winter, airBNB it out the rest of the time, and deduct the whole damn thing from my taxes.
Stay with me Zymm! I have a collection of Facts of Life hentai second to only Trevor Siemian!
Because only poor people pay taxes!
/looks at last years return…
YEP!
That sounds good on paper but Obama’s IRS would still throw you into Guantanamo for less.
The one problem you could run into is who would want to go to Jacksonville in August?
If I can’t find some poor sucker to try out the advertised “outdoor steam room” (aka front yard) I’ll just write it off as a loss somehow.
Make it Clearwater and I’ll mow your grass for beer money.
/not a euphemism
//maybe
The Jaguars have won two in a row. We’re on the verge of a Cleveland Indians/Chicago Cubs World Series. These are the end times. Been nice knowing y’all.
But the Browns still suck, so there’s hope for normalcy.
My bugout bag is next to the door. Too late to dig an underground shelter.
/Note to self: go to Walmart this week and buy Oreos and ammunition.
You didn’t buy the ammunition when you were in Appalachia?
I was too busy squealing like a pig.
Human sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together-Mass Hysteria !
“I’m All the Way Up” makes me homicidal.
So you’re all the way up to kill?
I’m at 11.
That’s one more.
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Zymm, I was nervous and ready to light a votive for you after I didn’t see you for a while!
But then I got drunk and took a dump. Glad to see you though!
If I may be so bold, I’m gonna go ahead and Mansplain her absence here.She was certain Philly was gonna reach out and grab Washington by the pussy.
Oh they were going to grab Dan Snyder
I was at Renfest. It was fun. There was food on a stick!
So Netflix admits their site will randomly on certain computers eat up 99% of your processor power, I went to their stupid ap to fix it, worked fine for a month now it is doing the same thing as the website. The lesson here is just fucking steal it somewhere online because they have their shit together.
I suspect that for the rest of the season I will randomly giggle to myself, and the reason will be the Bears.
Chicago still has the Cubs, so there is that.
Ugh, don’t remind me. I can’t decide if I want them to win, so hopefully Cubs fandom as a whole blows its load and calms the fuck down, or if I want them to lose, because their fans so richly deserve disappointment.
I know it’s my fault for moving near Wrigley, but it really wasn’t foreseeable that they would ever become good when I moved there.
You’re also a Cubs charm?
That doesn’t sound random at all.
Erin Andrews…yep, still annoying as fuck.
Sideline reporters suck.
Just put comedians on the sideline and I will be happy.
I show up at the bar, Falcons are down a bunch of points. I have a burger, Falcons are up a bunch of points. I go home, Falcons have lost. Da fuq?
Today Dok learned she’s a Falcons good luck charm. She isn’t a Falcons fan, so it’s kind of an unimportant superpower.
How was the burger?
It was an excellent burger! Really, surprisingly good considering this was a random suburban sports bar I randomly dropped into.
That banner pick perfectly epitomizes the Texans season thus far.
So Cowherd and Bayless are both on FS1 now? I thought they wanted people to watch.
Sure, I watched Alien vs. predator and Freddie vs. Jason…so.wtf not?. YOLO
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New thread, seems like a good excuse for a pic
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Also, my fiancee looked briefly at Pete Carroll on the screen and said he looked like the Mac Tonight guy.
http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/loloblanca.jpg
God! It’s Boltman’s frightening cousin from the sky!
When the clock strikes, half past six babe, time to head for, golden light….
What up. Heading to dinner then Bob Dylan.
Just wanted to point out that Thomas totally redirected Jones and that should have been a PI and the Falcons got fucked in the A by the refs.
Falcons just got robbed.
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They’re from ATL. They should be used to that sort of thing.