Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of raking leaves. For you youngsters out there, perhaps the aroma of a failed bar pickup is invading your nostrils. For others, perhaps a trip to Bed, Bath And Beyond is stinking up your soon-to-be Saturday afternoon. My weekend is beginning to smell like delicious, delicious ‘by myself-ness’. So sweet… TO THE GAME!
Chi/GB-So it’s come to this. The Bears versus the Packers. Your narrative will be all about the history of this matchup because this game isn’t compelling. Despite the Pack missing rb’s Lacy and Starks, cb Shields, te Cook, wr Adams and a sense of purpose, they should pull this out. The 4th-rate backfield of recently-signed Knile Davis and recently-converted wr Ty Montgomery should get things done against a Bears D that gave up the ghost long before All Hallows Eve. With 5 losses at this point, the Bears are staring at a 1-7 mark heading into their bye-bye week because they get Minny next time around. The rarest of all sports-related phrases can now be uttered by the denizens of Chicago-“Well, at least we have the Cubs”.
There you have it-TYPE LIKE THE WONDERFUL RAGAMUFFINS YOU ARE!
Kung Pao Shrimp be some good eatin’. You fuckers don’t know what you’re missing. Ain’t no other rednecks in these parts eatin’ near as good as me tonight. Ooooh, yikes….spicy.
Fire in the hole tomorrow.
Meh….worth it.
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Tracy sounds like every 20-something girl in the Green Bay/Fox Valley area doing a bar crawl.
Powerade with the mixedest of signals.
…… seriously fuck these refs
Eh, they aren’t that cute
Coo-water-back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otr5cd2K25E
HOF’ers LC Greenwood was better than:
John Riggins
Russ Grimm
Troy Aikman
Jerome Bettis
Curtis Martin
Nick Buoniconti
Bob Griese
Harry Carson
Richard Dent
Chris Hanburger
Dick LeBeau
Jack Youngblood
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3-6 halftime score on Thursday. Mmm… sweet product Gingerhammer.
Eli flying solo? Who’s picking him up in London? Bet his mom told him he got picked to attend Hogwarts to get him on the flight.
This is delightful.
Don’t know if I blame the Packers for sucking, or the Bears for not blowing enough, but I’m not going to keep drinking shitty wine and not being asleep for too long after 9:15, no matter how close this game is. I have to go to Rowga in the morning, and then probably call in sick to play Civ 6.
Is that Yoga on a rowing machine?
It’s half yoga and half rowing, but no actual yoga on the machine. You got the idea though.
Huh. I would have thought a movie called Hacksaw Ridge would be about a medic in the Civil War.
http://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/civil-war-amputees-22.jpg
That is god damn hilarious.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/3c80498f4c2aad1b18bf47dd80fb92a7/tumblr_nujjfloCRS1sqf5tdo3_400.gif
When I first saw that, I thought the caption said “WHORE”
Hey Oooooh
NFL History Lesson folks… It was Fox who first used the hour-long pregame format when they started to show NFC games CBS soon followed before that time NFL pregame shows were just 30mins with Commercials. Not sure if the constant virtual scoreboard makes up for this or not.
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Awww, that poor fox has an eye infection.
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I think it is ok.
What’s the verdict on 4K tv’s wait till next year or this holiday season?
Everything I’ve seen is that you’re paying a price premium for picture quality that isn’t appreciably better for HD programming, and there’s so little 4K content, it’s a waste.
Jesus they’re showing a Brett Favre commercial during a baseball game.
I hate [Flyers Goaltender].
Oh, let’s NOT call the offensive PI on that screen.
BUT YOU COULDNT STILL PLAY BRETT THAT WAS THE PROBLEM
I don’t get these curved TVs. Why make it harder to view the TV from an angle? You have this huge fucking TV and you’re making it so you have to sit exactly in front of it, and fuck anyone else who wants to watch from a different seat?
It’s YOUR TV, why should other, unprivileged asshats get a good view?!
Fuck you Mazda, I drove both my kids home from the hospital in a Saturn and they turned out fine.
BEERGH favors the Packers because they pay tribute to him with their uniforms.
Rodgers got teabagged at the end of that sack.
Just goes to show, even if you like dick in the face, not every dick in the face is a good dick in the face.
I was really surprised he didn’t draw a 15 yard shot to the head flag on that.
BLEERGH BE PRAISED
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Maybe next time leave some that wine as water eh Jesus?
DPI. Green Bays most effective play.
A-A -Ron should be destroying this team
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT PI?
Defensive holding earlier in the route? Sure. PI? No fucking way.
I guess Bleergh was banished by the Green Bay offensive line, because two holds went uncalled.
A turnover here would be tits. http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/styles/300×000/public/image/a7/9c/44633-apple-turnovers.jpg?itok=BuJ3v4FX
Hotels in Green Bay, normally around $70/night, go to $300/night during games. BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY FUCKING REASON TO EVER GO THERE.
Is true. We picked our wedding date, then dreaded schedule day. Sure enough, home game weekend. And now the Rams play in LA. Karma muthafuckas!
Know how cool Fireman Ed is? What if we made him a PACKER??
/Shogun Marcus kills self
Yes because we don’t have enough shitty things already.
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss288/MoronsWithSigns/oligarhyofthestupid.jpg
Funny how this election has made him seem sane.
That’s funny. OLIGARH is the name of my metal band.
I thought OLIGARH was a castle in Wales.
WHERE IS THE C?!
People think pirates love the oligaRRRRRh, but really, they love the C. THEY LOVE THE C.
He spelled “oligarch” wrong.
I’ve never seen a kick go in 5 different directions like that
Holy crap. 2 minute warning. At Green Bay. Bears are down to their 3rd string QB behind a patchwork offensive line, with their defensive secondary still in tatters.
And they’re tied.
What’s that thing in my chest? What is this feeling?
https://www.google.com/search?site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=EXEJWPmnE4fA-AGLiarIDw&q=yahh+I%27m+hooked+on+a+feeling&oq=yahh+I%27m+hooked+on+a+feeling&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3…1548.10163.0.12547.16.16.0.0.0.0.280.2338.3j9j3.15.0….0…1.1j4.64.mobile-gws-hp..1.8.1249.0..0j5j0i10k1j0i10i30k1j0i30k1j0i13k1j0i13i30k1j30i10k1.XqJm1_KrieE#imgrc=FRqrLbzPJG0nlM%3A
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Now you really WILL insist on a 5th for Catler, won’t you??
/still…DEAL!
Is it a coincidence that the signal for ‘field goal’ is the same as the ‘Y’ in YMCA? As in, why do you suck so hard that you had to settle for a field goal?
Someone get me a cigar.
-Cutler
Connor Barth kicking. Matt Barkley QB-ing. Ka’deem Carey at RB. Kyle Long not playing.
Yep, this is certainly Thursday Night Football quality.
Chicago Bears football: For when you really want it to be Thursday when it’s not Thursday.
BARTH! just needs a little time to think.
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Time to call Uber Mariah.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/fc408e08b389507d62882f687c710cb9/tumblr_o4txbua4HF1togqnyo1_1280.jpg
Those are custom jobs which means that someone has more money than sense.
Well we’ve ruled it out as Brad Pitt’s truck…
So….this guy killed himself after her mastectomy, right?
I mean that is just asking to be Suspect Number One when she dies, right?
She’s divorcing Brad Pitt? So you’re saying there’s a chance!
University of Shitty Cwarterbacks!
THESE CHICAGO BEARS, I CALL THEM JENNA JAMESON, BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING DOWN SUPER FAST, THEY’RE FUCKED, AND NO AMOUNT OF SURGERY IS GOING TO FIX WHAT’S HAPPENED TO THEM.
Internet’d version of the Cowboys Runaway Cart:
Hoyer will be alright guys
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For your information, Sax Rohmer wrote horribly racist pulp novels in the 20s.
The one I’m reading right now is called “The Yellow Claw” and features opium addiction and a dapper Parisian detective. Parisians are always dapper. Racist, smgdh.
tell me MOAR about this opium addiction, sounds pretty cool
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/87635.Confessions_of_an_English_Opium_Eater
Yep. Howard just lost his job.
For fucks sake. That was helmet to helmet
Hey what if Barkley is awesome? Seriously. C’mon stop laughing
But I like laughing.
It’s excellent abdominal exercise!
He actually has looked halfway decent in preseason games.
Against the Browns’ backups.
Com’n man. We all know that Barkley is turrible.
I’m wishing on a Matt Barkley… sigh.
Mazda is interesting because they don’t have a faux-luxury division, so you’re starting to see a level of refinement in their cars that goes far beyond anything you can get from Honda, Toyota, or Nissan.
My favorite reasonably priced brand.
I’ll never forgive them for that zoom zoom ad campaign.
That was indeed unforgivable.
Who will score more points Cubs or Bears… currently the Cubs are winning.
Are the Blackhawks playing? Can I take them?
Oh, wait, that’s tomorrow. I still take them.
FINE, internal voice, this is only a three point game, so I will have another glass of wine and keep watching, instead of going to bed and reading Sax Rohmer like I was expecting.
I thought they closed that place down years ago!
SEX CAULDRON?!
Pfff… no way “Sax Rohmer” is a real person.
You’re going to read Sex Cannon?
Sounds like the adventures of a cartoon Viking with bitchin’ sunglasses.
/ I’m an idiot