Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?
Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)
After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.
On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.
Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.
Hey baby, how about we slide for a not first down together? ehhhhh? wink wink?
Zymm, I always wear lambskin in the bed, don’t fret!
Who is NBC going to hire to be their on-air medical expert to discuss injuries on the spot? Dr Oz? The guy who made octomom?
SNF Team: “Let’s jerk off Wilson about how accurate he is.”
Wilson throws a two yard dink and then chucks the next one way out of bounds.
Oh my, he can shoot his load two yards?
Well, it looks like he tossed his dick directly into Cris Collinsworth’s mouth
I just saw 15 seconds of “Son of Zorn”. Now I have an almost irresistible urge to go to Hollywood and purge from the Earth those responsible for this show airing so something like this will never happen again.
Is this normal?
Shame Eliquis is involved in about ten class-action suits and warfarin has been safely used since the goddamn 1950s.
Eliquis and Pradaxa are genuine poison and if you or anyone you know take these medications find a different doctor to help get you off them and onto warfarin as soon as possible.
I kinda want other Gronks to do goods, just so Thanksgiving won’t be super annoying.
Uf, I haven’t seen anyone get stuffed against their will like that since Ben Roethlisberger found a Milledgeville bathroom.
tWBS got in my head. Watching TWD instead of the next hour of football.
Don’t give it away!
I’ll remain completely silent on it. I will still be here to possibly make comments on other stuff
PUNTER GETTIN LAID TONITE WOO
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Quigley’s punts are the true Legion of Boom.
I’m even going to ignore the fact that an actual cardinal couldn’t survive in the desert of Arizona. That pales in comparison to the fact that there is no actual bird called a sea hawk. REAL DEAD BIRD >>>> FAKE IMAGINARY BIRD
Albatross!
Hooray Monty Python!
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Orthodontist I hope.
You should get your teeth fixed.
I’m a man. I just need to make more money and be funny.
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Try for the money I guess.
This is the last weekend in a while that I’ll actually be at home. So, Go Cardinals, Boo Sea things!
You’re one of the good ones, Zymm.
My drunk uncle used to say the same thing about Bill Cosby!
All the greatest minds are rapists.
We’re glad you’re alive after last night!
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Broadway Set Designer ad airs during backward-ass fanbase-off game.
That’s hitting your demo!
WHOOOOOOOOO DEFENSIVE BATTLES!!!
/gets kicked out again
The problem with pro-offense rules is that it makes offensive players weak and objectively bad.
I think that is the official GOP platform anyways.
How’d you get back in?
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“Me and Julio Down by Schoolyard”, not just a Simon and Garkfunkel tune by my fantasy with my favorite Falcons receiver!
Mmmmm don’t get me started on Tim Dwight though! The guy looked like a cock!
I could not name another ATL wide out. Who was the dirty bird? Did they have TO for a stint?
Bad Moon Rison!
The guy whose house was even more flaming than Buddy Cole!
Oh damn. That’s from my card collecting days! Shame on me.
Why is Wilson called Rocket Man when he’s made it perfectly clear that he is DangerRuss?
He’s big into Elton John
I wouldn’t even be surprised if Wilson helped produce a broadway musical in the offseason and the SNF team spent an entire season gushing over it.
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Is Macklemore still a thing? Or did people come to their senses?
You could land helicopters on those fake eyelashes.
OMG!! ON TWD, THAT THING THAT JUST HAPPENED!!! OMG!!!
(sorry, just practicing…t-minus 13 minutes)
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unless you are a tween girl who needs to Tweet about it in real time…WATCH TEH GAME and save TWD FOAR tomorry
Usually do. But not tonight.
Don’t take this away from me, I’ve earned it this weekend.
I’ll be back for 2nd half.
TTFN
Had to pick up my fiancee and her gal pals from the arena next door to Fake College Stadium last night. For those of you who haven’t been to the Super Bowl there (because there is no other reason to go out that way) it’s an ‘entertainment district’ that becomes just a total shit show on Saturday Nights.
I saw so many fucking 12th Mans walking around there last night with their Lynch jerseys (he was the 1st guy the franchise ever signed, in case you didn’t know) and their ugly fucking white trash bangs (on the women) you’d think their most recent SB success was being just stupid a INT away from a title.
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John Ryan: Best punter in the league!
Oh, HAI Fantasy team that scored over projection! Would you like a hug?
Dear Melvin Gordon, you are the best Melvin ever. You scored lots of points, and I hope you have the awesomest week ever. Yay you! Love, Zymm.
I’d love a hug Zymm!
And a place for me to put my Fleshlight! It gets cumbersome.
I don’t think you’re on my fantasy team, but you get a hug anyway. And you can check your fleshlight at the door. I can’t promise you’ll get it back in useable condition though.
That play would have been better if Jefferson had ripped Wilson’s arm off.
It’s fifteen yards if he beats him with it.
For using the arm as a prop in a celebration?
Howdy folks and folkettes. I’m not really here, just counting down the minutes until TWD.
Oooohh….I’m all goose pimply in anticipation. Plus I was just outside and it’s a little chilly.
Quit talking about your nipples.
Would you prefer I talk about yours?
I’d prefer you tweaked mine!
Only if you rub them.
My life would be so much easier if I didn’t think that assholes asleep on my couch were really fucking cute.
Go grab their pussies.
Hey, get out of our locker room!
So, which of these used to be relevant teams should I pretend is relevant?
The Democrats
Way to not get a 1st down Floyd.
Worst. Contract Year. Ever.
Carson Palmer is here to remind you that he’s a good quarterback, as long as there isn’t any physical or psychological pressure.
No more than DB on the target.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/gets kicked out
I didn’t hear ‘Cubs’ you can stay
hehe he said you potty
This joint is terrible.
I’m gonna blaze it at the first commercial break though.
Why do you keep saying “University Of Pittsburgh,” Larry?
Your degree is from the University Of Phoenix.
You’re not ashamed of that, are you?
Does Mike Iupati sound like an Idaho native to you?
I wasn’t talking to you, and that doesn’t even make any sense.
There are a lot of bad things I can legit say about Pat’s fan, but he’s still fun to drink and watch football with. It’s not like I was gonna do anything else today anyway.
Thank God he’s not a Geno’s fan!
shall the Commentists take this as an insult? I vote yes.
A PATS FAN NON-IMAGINARY EX IS BETTER THAN US. 🙁
It’d be nice…
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I can’t comment unless I log in, and I can’t log in unless I pass a goshdarn math test.
6 minus 3???? What the hell????
I’m assuming this is some sort of trick calculus problem. Any help is appreciated. Thank you.
The answer, as always, is a dick pic
Why doesn’t the @SNFonNBC intro highlight Clay Matthews jamming a syringe into his ass cheek?
Because he’s not the most notable Packer getting something jammed in his ass cheek!
NBC’s on closed captioning at the bar, and the Sunday Night Football song still makes me want to murder everyone involved.
Me and Sill putting on an absolute clinic of shitty fantasy football
I won my fantasy football league today!
My fanfiction of giving Terry Bradshaw a hummer while Mean Joe Greene yelled from the balcony of a field house was riveting, they said.
Pretty incredible.
Hahaha, Rodney Harrison was actually prepared for the question, but Dan Patrick flubbed it. Ha.
Just threw Yeah Right’s carnitas on the stove. Going to try to teach myself how to roll a joint now.
I love learning new stuff on my days off.
This was an interesting thing I saw on the injury ticker this morning:
Josh Brown, K, NYG: Doubtful (God Complex)
Would’ve expected hand injury.
I thought I had finally defeated the website logging me out all the time yesterday, I hadn’t completely. I think I finally have it done now.
Ugh, fine I’ll watch it. But I don’t have to enjoy it.
What are “things my girlfriend said about our sex tape,” Alex?
What is “how I feel seeing someone shit on the MTA”?
When did Gwen Stefani start dating Dale Earnhardt, Jr.?
Wilson is hurt. Palmer is hurt. Jon Brown is out with sickle cell issues because, according the Trump campaign, he’s from a black inner city.