Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?
Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)
After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.
On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.
Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.
Your team is losing 3-0 in a shit game, and you’re gonna act like a big dick for one play which YOU think you did a good. Fuck dude, get a goddamned clue.
He did adequate. Good would have been securing the pick.
Earl Thomas: “We’re losing but I’m dancing!”
1. I’m terribly sorry for your loss, ma’am.
but
2. There are American Birthright Citizens who are also complete monsters. Enforcing immigration laws won’t stop all crimes.
But seriously, we need to enforce the immigration laws. The Orange Douchebag is right, but for the wrong reasons.
It’s a shame you guys aren’t all getting this Sherriff Joe commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS2uEWcKUEo
I will murder that fuckwit.
Holy shit. I need another drink now, you dick.
We got Sheriff Rick Jones of Butler County (north of Cincinnati, south of Dayton). Not quite as bad as Sheriff Joe, but…
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/97d0bc9c832906064b641292696b2594c76536a1/c=0-82-2464-1474&r=x329&c=580×326/local/-/media/Cincinnati/None/2014/10/27/635500316079800108-Sheriff-Richard-Jones-Illegal-Alien-sign-xxxx.jpg
A conservative shithead in Cincinatti? Why, I never.
You know Obama has deported more immigrants than every other President, save for W, combined.
That’s a two step solution. Of course, neither step will ever be adopted.
1. Stop fucking up Latin America, especially Mexico.
2. Impose crippling fines and/or prison time for people who (repeatedly) hire undocumented immigrants.
Cheap shot after the play that they claim they never did?
The Seahawks D is the Donald Trump of defenses.
shit, AZ is 3-3? How did I space out and fuck THAT up??
Surprise Trump hasn’t started selling marketing plugs in his speeches. “Have you seen the inner cities? They don’t have money for school supplies unless American Family Insurance partners with JJ Watt, Kevin Durant, and some half-breed to give them stuff. It’s terrible.”
at least this will be over soon
There’s always tomorrow.
don’t fuckin’ remind me
Nice step-by-step process of making chili, Brick.
Now show us how to make a baby.
CHASEN’S CHILI / BABY RECIPE
1/2 pound dried pinto beans
water
1 28-ounce can diced tomatoes in juice
1 large green bell pepper, chopped
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
3 cups onions, coarsely chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 cup parsley, chopped
1/2 cup butter
2 pounds beef chuck, coarsely chopped
1 pound pork shoulder, coarsely chopped
1/3 cup Gebhardt’s chili powder
1 tablespoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons Farmer Brothers ground cumin
1 Rinse the beans, picking out debris. Place beans in a Dutch oven with water to cover. Boil for two minutes. Remove from heat. Cover and let stand one hour. Drain off liquid.
2 Rinse beans again. Add enough fresh water to cover beans. Bring mixture to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, covered, for one hour or until tender.
3 Stir in tomatoes and their juice. Simmer five minutes. In a large skillet saute bell pepper in oil for five minutes. Add onion and cook until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in the garlic and parsley. Add mixture to bean mixture. Using the same skillet, melt the butter and saute beef and pork chuck until browned. Drain. Add to bean mixture along with the chili powder, salt, pepper and cumin.
4 Bring mixture to a boil. Reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for one hour. Uncover and cook 30 minutes more or to desired consistency. Chili shouldn’t be too thick – it should be somewhat liquid but not runny like soup. Skim off excess fat and serve.
Makes 10 cups, or six main dish servings.
do you have to cook the chili longer if you use baby instead of ground beef?
/asking for a friend
Pump the brake Cormac.
Thank you sir.
Awful considerate of them to pause the football game during the Walking Dead.
CHASEN’S CHILI OCTOBER 23, 2016
NOW DO BEEF WELLINGTON AND A CROQUEMBOUCHE!
My wife’s sweet cornbread muffins would go nicely with that. No, that’s not a euphemism for her hooters, either.
So its now illegal to pull of one of 6 guys who is in a dogpile doing God know’s what to your teammate (neigh, Quarterback) who is acting as the foundation of said dogpile who is being punch, prodded and possible molested?
Way to go, NFL. Fixing the real problems in the game!
QB should have held on to the ball instead of being a piece of shit virgin.
That’s right; Ciara is just making noises behind closed doors because he’s offering her angel dust.
Chasen’s was a restaurant frequented by entertainers in West Hollywood, California. Located at 9039 Beverly Boulevard near Beverly Hills, it first opened for business in 1936 and was the site for many years of the Academy Awards party. It was also famous for its chili. In 1962 while filming in Rome, for example, Liz Taylor had several orders of Chasen’s chili flown to the set of Cleopatra.
Many of the restaurant’s regular customers had booths named in their honor. The Ronald Reagan booth, now on display at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, was where Reagan proposed to Nancy Reagan (neė Davis). Other well-known entertainers with their own booths included Frank Sinatra, Alfred Hitchcock, James Stewart, and Groucho Marx. After suffering a steep decline in business over the course of many years, Chasen’s closed permanently in 1995.
Comedian Dave Chasen, Joe Cook’s performing partner, opened the restaurant in December 1936 [2] at the advice of his former director, Frank Capra.
It was initially called “Chasen’s Southern Pit”. The New Yorker’s editor, Harold Ross, along with business associate Daniel Silberberg, grubstaked the operation.[2]
It was nothing more than a shack, but quickly became well known for its chili and was soon a favorite among Hollywood actors at the time. At first, Capra had to loan Chasen his silverware for the restaurant’s operation.[2] Walt Disney, Marilyn Monroe, Shirley Temple, Cary Grant, Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, W.C. Fields, James Cagney, Clark Gable, and F. Scott Fitzgerald were customers.
As newer generations took the reins of Hollywood, trendier restaurants like Spago drew the ‘in’ crowd and stole some of Chasen’s clientele, but its A-list, many until their death, stayed faithful to the end. Gregory Peck, Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope, Richard Nixon, James Stewart, Don Rickles, Milton Berle, Kirk Douglas and Ronald Reagan were still regulars, along with newer celebrities such as John Travolta, Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, and Mel Gibson. Ed McMahon was a frequent guest.
Mel Gibson
So…it was a Jew free zone then I presume.
Probably the exact opposite.
Oh my.
Sill does not think this is funny. He is going off on what a piece of shit you are; what a piece of shit everyone here is. Then he storms out and swears he’ll never be back. Again.
I thought Mel Gibson was the piece of shit…but m’kay.
Must be Sunday
Just a reminder that Ronald Reagan was so fucking stupid he wifed a ho
That stupid?
Nancy’s nickname was The Blowjob Queen of Hollywood
Another fun fact is that Frank Sinatra was still deep-dicking her through his presidency. Not that he’d notice it if they fucked on top of his vegetative husk.
Doesn’t sound like a problem. Sometimes the commander in chief needs a release.
Has this been a particularly lame week of the footy, or is it just me?
/I’m sure it has nothing to do with ‘muricas team having the bye.
The highlight selection was pretty weak when I was perusing for gifs.
I hope Russell Wilson ends up dead at the bottom of this pile.
It’s a sad day for all of us when Nirvana is accepted enough by the mainstream that it can be used as play-out music on SNF. Kurt’s rolling in his grave right now.
Toe still on the trigger prolly.
Too soon?
kurts not Dead smh
Nope, he just went home.
http://www.3quarksdaily.com/.a/6a00d8341c562c53ef01b7c87f67d8970b-pi
Well, at least the head’s not there to flop and rattle
I’m a horrible person for laughing at this.
Meh.
You didn’t need to add “for laughing at this.”
Hey!!!!!!
Yeah, OK…when you’re right you’re right.
I’m always right
NBC and the NFL would play a tape of a women being beaten to death by her alcoholic ex whose out on parole if it were #trending.
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 12
Fuuuuuck. I’m not even watching the game and I’m getting a Contact Bore
FOAR SHAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGdFHJXciAQ
I do not have that jacket.
You’d be fabulous in it.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
go for it, have some balls
Hawktackling?
Fuck that team.
but GWEN STEFANI
Even with all the cool NC State connections, that’s hard to swallow
She’s an angel. You shut up, you.
Why does it look like the Seahawks’ away jerseys have been washed with the colored clothes by accident?
It’s their grunge look.
Trademarked, btw.
No need to get racial here.
Very true. I believe “clothes of color” is more appropriate thank you.
My apologies, selective colormatic non absorbent clothes.
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 11
d’oh!
Low n’ slow?
yep
Shouldn’t he be kicked out after 2 after the play personal fouls?
So spending the night in San Diego and where did I take youngest right and the 3 month old grand baby?
An Irish pub.
It’s my birthday and my daughter would have been disappointed otherwise.
That one in the Gaslamp was pretty solid from what I can remember.
That’s the one the Dublin House I think.
A shitload of Smithwicks and now a Moscow mule at the hotel.
I’m making your carnitas in case you missed it.
Feel proud.
So here’s what I played today. This is the last part. I finally got it right and I haven’t felt this good in terms of “Yeah, I kicked some ass today” in a while. Yes, you can be badass playing Classical music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KulZlXIZCxU
Nice.
is this like Johnny vs. Ol’ Scratch in “Devil Went Down to Georgia??”
Let’s see how quickly I can summarize:
Soldier is heading home on leave. Meets the Devil and trades his fiddle for a magical book that can see the future. Devil asks the soldier to teach him how to play and to come with him for three days, but instead it’s three years and when he comes back to his hometown everyone thinks he’s dead so everyone’s scared shitless. He uses the book to become a peddler and sell things but is empty inside, trades everything back for the fiddle but can’t play anymore.
Soldier has nothing and wanders until he comes to a kingdom where the princess is sick and the king has promised her to whoever can cure her of her mysterious ailment. He gets his chance but the Devil is ahead of him to try, so he plays cards with the Devil knowing he’ll lose but it’s all the Devil’s money so he’s free and the Devil collapses. Soldier successfully revives the princess and defeats the Devil again, this time by playing. When the Devil comes back to he warns the Soldier that if he crosses the boundary of the kingdom the Soldier will forfeit his soul. The princess eventually asks to know more about the Soldier’s life and he thinks about bringing his mother back to the kingdom, so being tempted by having his wife and his mother he crosses the frontier and loses his soul, and this is the music at the end as he does that.
Didn’t Fitty announce his retirement week 1?
Nope, that was just a rumour that got squashed pretty soon after it came out.
He’s never said anything. The press keeps pushing and he gives “I don’t even know what Im having for dinner, less next year.”
But I’m sure no one at SNF has time to update the talking points.
Do they name earthquakes? If so, I hope the one that takes out Seattle will be called Larry.
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 10
Out of respect to your seniority, I shall pretend not to notice the…the…(shudder)…
beans…
That’s a paddlin’ in Texas, just keep it to yourself that I also sometimes throw a can or two into mine, I still have a little Midwest left in me I guess.
Wow, shots fired on BLEERGH!
I reeeaaaaly want AZ to win this game, and for only one reason. It rhymes with Skeet Barrel.
So 3-0. Good defense or good derping?
Poor offense.
WHOOO JON RYAN BEST PUNTER IN THE LEAGUE
/gets kicked out…. again
WOO JON RYAN BEST NINJA IN THE LEAGUE. But not in the ninja league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LYR515vKIA
I want this game to end 3-2.
4-3.
5-4
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 9
Cumin or chili powder?
I’ll tell ya at the end
Should be some of both.
correct
Did Goodell offer the refs a C Note for every OPI call this weekend?
Jeez, Seahawks offense tonight is just as lax with the rules as the D.
This just in…Lauren Cohan has really nice legs.
As does Danai Gurira (Michonne)
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/1wYAAOSwY0lXSYnV/s-l300.jpg
Why is Talking Dead LONGER than TWD?
To answer the question, “why is TWD still on the air”?
You shut your whore mouth!!!!!
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 8
Being from Texas, I shall make the final judgement as to your technique. It is written…
What’s up?
So, who wants TWD spoilers? Go ahead, just ask.
😉
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.com
J/K…I would never.
But, it did not disappoint.
Trump’s Women’s Diaries??? No thanks.
Did I hear that right? Gus Bradley is now 14-40?! How hasn’t he been shitcanned yet?
Give it 1-2 more years, and Dungy’s transformation into Skeletor will be complete.
I’m not gonna make it. Night you guys.
You aren’t that cute.
Gentlemen.
Ladies.
How goes the debauchery today?
Refs keeping the score interesting.
CHASEN’S CHILI PART 7
That photo alone describes Eddy Lacy’s chili.
How is Donald Trump not calling out these officials for rigging this game?
It’s not 3 am yet. He never live tweets. He gets drunk, passes out and tweets when he gets up to pee in the middle of the night.
Bullshit.
He tweets while wetting the bed.
How is that not delay of game?
These officials are fucking terrible. It’s like watching Snape referee the Slytherin/Griffindor quidditch match.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/adf195d7c9e19b53906f9aeb17f9dc9f/tumblr_ofayrrnZhd1s3rlr2o1_400.gif
That’s Seattle to a T. Not hard. Not tough. Cheap.