Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?
Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)
After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.
On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.
Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.
MOAR FOOTBAW!!!!!
Once again, I desperately am rooting for The Immaculate Tie.
God no….please, someone score and end this.
I don’t know if I’d call it immaculate…
I know I feel very dirty for even having watched the 2nd half.
2nd and 30,000 feet, huh Cris.
NCSU would call a draw or a bubble screen. Playcalling ftw.
2nd and 10,000? SUPER BLITZ!
PLAY FOR THE TIE
1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!
Also, howdy.
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BLEERGH demands a 15th MANDATORY hour. Who are we to question HIS ways?
When the 0-3 Bills have 11 penalties, they’re sloppy. When it’s the darling CHOX, they’re a tough team.
watching this game:
too cute by half there, SeatTruthers should go to OT and thank the deveeeel FOAR it
This really is a terrible game. I mean, that’s no big revelation. But some of you tried to guilt me into watching the first half of this shit instead of TWD. You should now feel shame. Just saying.
MANDATORY means MANDATORY. You are left with your shame.
I know who died. I’ll tell you RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!
I went with you to watch! But my cable went out in the middle of an important scene so I came back to this
Whaddya wanna know?
😉
I know what you threatened. I lost it right after that but before the scene ended.
LOL
Palmer completing passes??
At least it’s almost over…
unless…
we go to overtime.
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My dispensary gives bonus points equal to how many points the Cards put up the night before.
A 28 point scoring blitz would be great right about now.
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Roethlisburger-esque….
Translation, leave no DNA, admit nothing.
I’d take Trent Dilfer over Russell Wilson any day on my team. They have the same number of Super Bowl rings, but Trent’s definitely had way more sex. Can’t dispute this logic.
Hippo…any way we can re-recruit Hauschka? We’d be 5-2 right now if….
I don’t have any arteries left to cut, damn it…
OH DEAR SWEET JEEBUS FUCK TEH WE ARE THEY PEOPLE ARE STEELERS FANS
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More Sill = More Hilarity!
You really have nothing better to do?
Fine. I tried to respect you as an adult and hoped that you would let well enough alone.
But since you’re a child I am now forced to treat you like one.
I’m going to spam the shit out of every comment you make.
I’m going to spam the shit out of your stupid Quotables posts.
I’m going to do my best to ruin your experience here the way you’ve ruined mine.
This is fucking war, you worthless fuckweasel.
Sweet. Lookin’ like free fitbaw. Woo.
but at what HUMAN COST??
Robin’s minstrels.
I don’t know if we’ll be rejoicing after this one.
theoretically, this gets to OT…you DEFINITELY want to kick off
Damn, I wanted 3-0 to stay.
nothing gold, yadda yadda
Kill me pls
C’mon Steven….Wolven pride you pussy!!!!!
DangeRuss looking Elite n shit.
He has a Super Bowl. People forget this.
Better start running so don’t get penalized outta FG range
The Seahawks should’ve kicked the field goal on 1st down, before their offense could get a chance to get out of field goal range.
Had something kinda like that happen in high school.
real defensive battle in the rain, 3-3 tie. using college-esque overtime rules, except we went from the 10.
other team went first, fumbled on their second play, our defense recovered. do we put our offense on the field and at least try for the go ahead touchdown?
coach says fuck that, we kick the field goal on 1st down (at a level of football were 27 yarders are not automatic thank you very much)
ballsiest call I ever saw happen in person.
anyways, the kick was good. and stuff.
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3-3 tie?
tie…. like the thing you wear around your neck?
like one that can be seasonally decorated?
like a pumpkin pattern for halloween?
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QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER
Fiancee comes home. I tell her, “we’ll win as long as no stupid fucked up turnover happens or special team failure.”
Yep.
ruh ruh. we can has ballgame??
This has been an awesome game if you hate the quarterback position.
How dare they list DAK! without the “!”
*Ahem*
It’s DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK. Mr. DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK, Esq. if you want to be formal.
TRUE ADMISSION. I never found Jennifer Aniston attractive.
Yeah, but you also hate cheese, and puppies and kittens, and flowers.
not KITTENS
LMAO
Huge, if true.
Instant Thought:
GAAYYYYYY!
For me it was Lisa Kudrow.
For me it was Matthew Perry.
HAHAHA! Another #SillZinger!
Shut the fuck up and leave me the fuck alone, you poor, pathetic excuse for life.
ALSO agreed. Courtney Cox, YES.
I don’t know what the rest of you homos are thinking. I’d take the trio and be the meat in the sandwich. Fuck…no one denies this.
apparently, we’re thinkin’ about Courtney Cox ,, smgdh
I’m with Hippo on this. I just don’t get why other people like her.
I’ve gotten shit for this before, but I kinda throw her in the same category as tina fey,
who i will say is attractive by normal society standards, but really doesn’t stand out in the entertainment industry.
You know in hindsight, maybe it was good thing that the Patriots won Super Bowl 49. It would be wrong for Seattle to be a two-time Super Bowl Champion.
Get out
at least that dude wasn’t blocking so he could be totes ready for the fumble recovery
Russel Wilson is currently being outscored by Jay Cutler.
Truly an epic bed-shitting on both sides.
I could have started 4th stringers from the Browns and Jags and accidented my way to a better score
We’re not very good.
The score of this game makes me wish they could generate weather, a la the Truman Show, inside NFL stadiums.
It’d look pretty dope in MIN.
In Heinz Field: “Cue the Monsoon.”
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I miss the days when the Cards and SeaTruthers were both predictably bad, instead of unpredictably bad. And I still haven’t gotten used to the Hawks in the NFC.
And speaking of which, the Astros belong in the NL, and the Brewers belong in the AL. All this switching around means I have to re-learn shit. I don’t like that.
Moar vodka pls.
CMONNNNN SAFETY
That fumbled was…… dangeRuss.
Relax Richard. Mama Sherman has some Chunky Soup for you on the sidelines. You seem too tense.
He’s gonna will this offense to a 12 yard completion.
this is like an extended pro wrestling match
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You know who would have been a factor in this game?
Marshawn Lynch.
Would he been about that action… boss?
evning fellow people who did not watch the chicago bears live today. how are things?
also, snl was surprisingly great last night
ANY QUESTIONSSSS?
It was. Alec as Trump is great. Black Jeopardy was also pretty good. That one was weird but worked.
And is it just me or is Cecily Strong getting hotter?
That Black Jeopardy one had me rolling.
What is…Jon Gruden castrates self with kettle bell?
We’re not that lucky
You know its sad with 3-0 is an insurmountable lead.
It was when Ryan Lindley was QB. In the playoffs. On the road.
Palmer is pretty awful right now.
I thought the Browns already lost today.
Has CLE color rushed yet? They should just wear Indians uniforms.
Today would have been perfect too. Kill two birds with one horrible idea since the Browns color rush looks like a wave of diarrhea – the kind that skyline chili produces.
I hope the rest of the NFL watches this blueprint on how to defeat SEA.
Seeing Wilson without his mobility makes me excited for the last four years of his crippling contract.
What was the last normal weather/turf conditions game that ended 3-nil?
Handicap kids playing at the half.