Sunday Night FOOTBAW!! Game Thread – Week 7, 2016

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?

Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)

After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.

On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.

Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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blaxabbath

100% of 12th Mans are Cubs fans. They love seeing what this scrappy expansion team is doing to the MLB.

Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 6

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blaxabbath

Gresham owns that lane!

blaxabbath

Nice throw there, Hoyer….er, Palmer.

Sill Bimmons

#12 Fan man…it’s his world, and we’re just living in it.

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blaxabbath

That “12 Fan” at the fair was clearly an actor. You can tell by the hate. No Seahawks fan wears anything that doesn’t highlight the 12th Mans.

Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 5

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trollsoharduniversity

Come on down to the Jaguars Titans game this Thursday night! The first 50,000 fans in attendance will get their very own Breast Cancer Awareness Self Eye Gouger brought to you by Lenscrafters.

blaxabbath

They should just advertise it for what it is — “Come on down to where Color Rush all started! Relive 2015 when color blind people were the current group the league was victimizing!”

trollsoharduniversity
blaxabbath

#innercities

blaxabbath

Seahawks look like a team who has been drinking micro bubbles. Not drinking your nano bubbles is….. dangeruss

Senor Weaselo

What about… pico bubbles?

blaxabbath

Too spicy.

Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 4

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Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 3

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hippofant

I can’t wait for the sequel.

blaxabbath

Richard Sherman: I’ve never seen a guy who cries on national television so often also act so hard when he’s not releasing the crocodile tears.

blaxabbath

Liberal media gonna liberal media.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not to steal Seamus’s bit, but I think it’s time for masturbation and bed. Peace, all.

Brick Meathook

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE

litre_cola

On a plane, no footbaw but blax’s Twitter commentary is quite hilarious. He seems to be snapping.

blaxabbath

The joint I rolled, it seemed, was too loose so it just went up in a flame. I need to try again at the half.

trollsoharduniversity

Chuck doing his best Collinsworth impression:

via GIPHY

Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 2

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

Brick is an interesting name.

Col. Duke LaCross

Maybe the most beautiful song ever written about two people falling in love over their mutual affection for Satan…

https://youtu.be/xQm8Ssh4ynQ

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I use a wireless mirror box (connected to a real box in another room) to get my TV and in the middle of an important scene the other box changed the channel and then got taken over. I guess I am gonna wait to watch the rest of the ep when I can get it online later. So, football I guess. How has the game been going?

blaxabbath

Lotta D. Few yards. Refs not seeing fucking anything out there.

ThePirateSloth

Worst announcing crew ever: JEEM, Cris, Aikmen in the booth, Goose on the field.

blaxabbath

I liked Goose.

Sill Bimmons

Beats CJ2YPC

Brick Meathook

CHASEN’S CHILI PART 1

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blaxabbath

What countertop you got going there? Granite?

Brick Meathook

Yep

Sill Bimmons

I believe that’s a bone-in pork shoulder and a boneless top sirloin?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cwtf.gif

blaxabbath

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blaxabbath

That’s fucking funny as hell, Kippo.

Dunstan

Puntapalooza continues!

Sill Bimmons

BLUR REMEMBERS WHEN IT WAS JUST FOAR FUN WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

Then BMW wrote them a seven-figure check and it wasn’t just for fun anymore!

blaxabbath

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Pete Carroll thinks Ed Hochuli brought down the Twin Towers. By hand.

ThePirateSloth

/urge to kill… rising

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ThePirateSloth

Jeebus must hate the Cardinals

Dunstan

He’s not too fond of the Pope, either.

Dunstan

I’m sorry, Jennifer Garner, but I don’t want to hear you questioning my choice of credit cards. You married Ben Affleck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
trollsoharduniversity

Maybe now, after all these years, C-Hox fans will shut the fuck up about the refs during Super Bowl XL

Sill Bimmons

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That’s just so odd to me. The Cubs going to the World Series essentially allows us to forget every fuck up and potential screw job of the past 70 years. Why dwell on that?

Sill Bimmons

Because it was the first time they ever mattered and they needed to scapegoat an 11-point loss?

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Even so. THEY WON ONE LATER ON.

I’ve heard Cardinals (baseball) fans bitch about a blown call in the 1985 World Series even though they got destroyed in a Game 7 although it’s a lot less common now that they’ve won a pair.

If winning doesn’t let you wash clean the stench of failure, what’s the fucking point?

Sill Bimmons

They’re from Seattle. They don’t wash, period.

Sill Bimmons

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Mr. Ayo

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

blaxabbath

It’s amazing how NFL refs have no idea to look for SEA’s DBs to be holding every single week. Even though they are hanging on WRs every single week.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Sherman hangs on wide receivers like I hung onto Gore Vidal’s colostomy bag!

Sill Bimmons

“He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there’s no fraud.”

— Reince Priebus

http://67.media.tumblr.com/7897921769d8d6d989d66756e9334552/tumblr_inline_nx1q2rL9H81sqf2ij_500.gif

Doktor Zymm

Dear Alexa, how do I wake up the asshole on my couch?
“The time is 8:08, did Alexa do what you wanted?”

Um, actually, yeah, thanks Alexa!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Stick a carrot in it! Usually does the trick for me.

Redshirt

I just saw Robert Barone from “Everybody Loves Raymond” as an abusive husband on Law and Order: SVU. I also watched Dean Cain and Martin Short as serial rapists.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/raymond/images/3/3a/Robert_barone_01.png/revision/latest?cb=20070527042421

They are excellent actors, but everytime I see someone I grew up watching in a good role play a complete monster, I die a little inside.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

When I saw Richard Ramirez in a community play of Merchant of Venice, really ruined my opinion of him!

Sill Bimmons

Monica Bellucci in Passion Of The Christ did her in for me.

blaxabbath

Fuck that disgusting Packers fan.

blaxabbath

At the beginning of this Navy Federal commercial, I thought the guy talking to the camera was Unforgivable.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/32/326e94031ab40a66be8ec935844a883929bb7098c04ef59d7964d4ac4685c1cf.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I decided to give into being a fatty and ordered the carrot cake with dinner. It’s so massive that even I couldn’t eat more than half. This must be how Pam Anderson felt with Tommy Lee.