The NFL Remembers DFOing Good Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 26, 2016October 24, 2016 30 0 0 votes Article Rating
Member when we all were sad when u****x killed KSK?
Solid work all around.
BEN CAN’T MEMBER. BEN MEMBER TOO GRAY.
I’d drop the “too” because I’m obviously a comedy genius.
Did someone say member?
A diminished one, yes
Well, it’s short
Nobody expected these members to appear on-screen this morning
You member getting doinked
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Remember when herpes was only transmitted sexually?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/20/health/std-statistics-record-high/
http://webeye.ophth.uiowa.edu/eyeforum/atlas/pages/HSV-keratitis/HSV-fluor-LRG.jpg
For your own safety and the safety of others, please take some precautions out there.
That’s crazy.
No glove, no love. That’s what I always say.
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Member Chewbacca again?
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Member when Chewbacca got dicked out of getting a medal just cuz he wasn’t human? I member
some strippers will still take pills
/ALLEGEDLY
♫ TOO MANY WOMEN WITH TOO MANY PILLS, YEAH…♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M
Remember when….PURPLE!!!
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1. Member when I openly advocated for a serial rapist to be in the Hall of Fame?
“Yes, that was just last year.”
B) Ohhh, member when I stole that baseball from a child and bragged about it?
“Of course, you sack of–”
IV- Member when I came up with a plan to make Congress come up with a plan?
“I don’t think you get the joke, Peter.”
Wait, I can’t pay hookers with coke?
http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/51f968a7ecad047d38000001-480/johnny-football-at-spring-break.jpg
How the fuck do you pay them?
/Just grab ’em by the pussy!
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Donald Trump is a Living Mouth Eyes Man.
“Remember when football wasn’t always a passing league?”
-Phil Simmsberberry
Member when players used to get “JACKED UP?”
I remember.
Member when players used to get jacked OFF?
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I remember.
You ‘member …
Anyway, you ‘member when NFL wasn’t a more boring version of soccer?
Remember Austin Collie?http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo121/4thfrog_2008/colliehurt_zps44eb84ae.jpg
“No.”
– Austin Collie
Austin Collie and Infinite Sadness
Fixed it for publication.
THIS NEW SITE DESIGN, I CALL IT MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD BUT I’M STILL NOT FAMILIAR WITH EVERY PART OF IT
“AND I’LL JUST END UP MAKING A MESS ALL OVER IT.”