Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background]
Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like this game. The “Over-Achieving Rook QB’s” story line is on the money and damn relevant-at the very least for the NFC East and its near future. I think that Dallas should trade Romo to the Giants straight up for Eli so that the former has an adequate backup and the latter has a chance to draft a top shelf qb sooner rather than later. Both get to retire down the road with millions in the bank and (most) limbs and vertebrae intact. It’s a win, win, win for everyone!
give Tony another bacon-wrapped Oreo and an oxy to wash it down. We don’t want him lookin’ sad for the cameras…
“We keep acting like we know what we’re talking about”
Oh, Joe Buck, we’ve been on to you being full of shit for a long time.
Yes! Dak is my starting QB on my ff team. I think I have julio jones. That’s about all I know, because FF is a waste of time. But maybe I’ll win enough to stock up on Old Crow.
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Zeke, Dak, Dez…this is just beautiful.
/Vomit
DAK!
That was a sexy pass
Home, clothes are all in the dryer on the highest setting, luggage is in the tub with a ring of shampoo around it to catch any escaping bugs, purse is gently steaming on top of the radiator. Hopefully that should take care of any bedbugs trying to escape from Texas. Oh, and the hotel sent me my bill. Calling corporate tomorrow since I haven’t heard anything from the hotel.
Damn! Sorry to hear about that, Herr Doktor. It might be time to get that satellite laser online and start crisping up some Texas landscape.
O AN ZYMM SEXY
This new format makes me confused.
I have a hard time telling when someone replies to a post.
Color code these mofos.
One color for a thread started and alternate some for replies.
COLOR RUSH DFO!?!?
Best fucking song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txaJNE5vjII
Tom Cruise made it famous. Just sayin’.
But Rob Ryan made it LIVE.
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Shit…almost zombie time, then tape delayed robot sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-8CVixZ5o&spfreload=10
Not to interject based-balls into our footy thread, but I hope the Cubbies pull something off because I still have friends in Chicago with families, and I don’t want them to die.
They knew the risks. I say fuck ’em.
“Okay guys, the delivery guy just dropped off 10 sheets of blotter acid, a Pez dispenser full of ludes, a candy dish packed with coke, and a carton of Wild Turkey. Let’s get this planning session for Thursday Night Football started.”
Wild Turkey comes in cartons now? Like school milk?
I’m decidedly offended that you all felt it was acceptable to begin this open thread prior to my attendance. I assure you this will reflect upon my annual review.
http://img.pandawhale.com/165596-youre-not-my-supervisor-gif-Im-TBaQ.gif
Agholor looks like he had a bit of those alligator arms.
Is there any way that the planes carrying the Cubs, Indians, Cowboys, and Eagles could all crash into one another tonight? Well, I guess the home teams wouldn’t be flying . . .but maybe the flamin wreckage could rain down on them and that would be just as good.
Cubs may not make it necessary to fly any time soon. ?
My cousin, a true Baltimoron, is at the World Series game. He is wearing an Orioles sweatshirt and an old school Ravens knitted hat.
I love that guy.
Drunkenly walking around Wrigleyville slurring, “Where yooour pit beef?”
Cubs need to answer quickly or this game is over and it’s bourble time
So Little Caesar’s promotes stealing from your kids and child abuse. And Pizza Hut promotes kidnapping and enslaving homesick aliens. Which is the greater evil?
THESE CUBS I NOW CALL THEM ANDREW JACKSON BECAUSE THEIR LEGACY IS BEING DESTROYED BY THEIR INTERACTION WITH INDIANS
There are not enough likes on the interweb for this one.
THESE CUBS I CALL THEM LISA ANN BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHARE BALLS BETTER
Never starts on time.
Regularly lasts more than 3 hours.
Constant commercial interruptions right in the middle of the action.
Never ending talk of reviews, actual reviews, banal commentary on reviews, all the while ignoring more interesting insights.
Nepotistic, boys (as in athletes)’ club of announcers.
Willful ignorance of steroids/player safety in general.
Somehow able to shape public opinion against millionaire athletes and in favor of billionaire owners.
Football/baseball turned into baseball/football so gradually I didn’t even notice.
you cant arm tackle Zeke you stupid bird
Somehow the voice of Ranier Wolfcastle took over that komment.
“Lucky Whitehead” is what my niece calls her acne after her dermatologist warns her popping the zits will cause scarring.
….the Dallas Cheerleaders aren’t wearing Halloween costumes 🙁
Lucky Whitehead aptly named.
Its going to be November and all 4 teams in the NFC East will have a winning record.
Everyone okay with Jesus?
NOAP
1 hour 32 minutes and I can turn on Westworld instead of baseball or Cowboys football.
Yeah I don’t know what it says about me and sports these days but come 9 pm I will definitely be watching Westworld
THIS CLEVELAND SPORTS FANS, I CALL THEM YUGI MUTO BECAUSE THEY SACRIFICED ALL THEIR CLEVELAND BROWNS WINS CARDS TO SUMMON TWO SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Early derp!
Last night, at this fancy schmany restaurant, there was a $60 tenderloin on the menu. It served one. it did not serve me, because no fucking way.
Me and missus went away for the 15th anniversary this weekend, and there was a lot of sexy time. And not even a hint of bourble.
So you passed on the tenderloin but still ended up with a tender loin?
Oh you kid! Yup, them loins be tender.
Woo! You give hope to us newly-married types who worry about the future! Get some!
I put up 300+ in the insanity league today.
I’ll probably put up 80 in the playoffs.
I will fight every Eagles fan here!
The Cubs should really be buzzing Bauer with drones.
Carrie Underwood wearing that chocker sure does look nice.
Just woke up from a nap. Beisbol? Beisbol.
Suppose to hear if I get a promotion tomorrow. Spur wants a raise. Shall I have drink or two?
Is there a urine/blood test involved in your promotion? behave accordingly.
Five.
Be careful. I got a promotion three months ago. I’ve yet to have a full weekend yet.
I’m already putting time in on the weekends and the raise and perks are great.
‘Sup dudes? Tonight, I have purchased the 2nd new computer in as many weeks. The first has been reboxed and will ship back to the piece o’ shit seller tomorrow morning first thing. In the meantime, I am laptop bound for the time being.
Which means I’ll be scarce around these parts for the next week-ish.
OK, OK, stop clapping so loud.
Baseball is starting… UGH. Why am I doing this to myself? See you for the innings I don’t fall asleep during. I would assume 1-5, back for 8-9.
Masturbating for 6 and 7 then, I presume?
So, Joe Buck…tell me again how great John Lester is?
If the Cubs lose, will the Clevelanders turn into Massholes?
Do not use Taltz if I’m allergic to Taltz? This is some primo medical advice I’m getting from this TV commercial here.
It’s been such a long time since I’ve watch NBC pregame, when did they get rid of Peter King?
Since he went rogue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GITTfqtW3ws
Fuck Philadelphia!
Is Cam’s agent trying to get him an audition for The Mask remake?
Mask Lives Matter
Dak gon die
That’s DAK!
I waited long enough, start the game.
I would honestly rather Romo at qb for you guys. I would only have to tune in in the 4th quarter.
And onlt in December
The insanity league is so hard to get a beat on. Rodgers with 60 today but knowing the rules, could turn in to 30.
Give man a fish feed him for a day, send a man a phish and you have John Podesta’s emails for a lifetime.
Mrs Cola is pregnant. I said we should order in food as I am tipsy, she says, no, we are going out because we arent going to get opportunities like this in 5 months. SMRT.
Well she’s wrong about that. She’ll have plenty of opportunities to complain about you being drunk in five months.