Your “Ain’t No Battle Like An NFC South Battle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE GAME!

Atl/TB-The Bucs D was on the field for a leg muscle-sapping 94 plays last week against a high-powered Raiders team-now they get the Falcons and their 30+ points per game O. This might not turn out well. But at least they can depend on the running game? Hah! The starting guy-no matter who he is-is a fourth stringer. I’m hoping it’s Antone Smith, the guy I picked up in my deep fantasy league when I was forced to drop Mr. Jamaal Charles. The “Glass Half Full Report” tells me that the fella has 4.3 forty speed and if qb Winston is forced to check down because the entire Falcons secondary is hanging around with wr Evans, then maybe something good might happen. The other secondary, especially cb Grimes, is hoping that wr Julio is limping and won’t take them down to the schoolyard. Look for a few longer shots from qb Ryan though. Pro Football Focus rates him as the best deep passer in the league and of his 721 yards on passes over 20 yards Julio has 39% of them. Hey Matty, as you learned last week, wr Sanu just might be open.

There it is. Oh, one other thing. Be sure to check out Free Ballin’ Football’s latest podcast here. Did Bill’s rash finally clear up? Did Nick really hit on his girlfriend’s mother at the Halloween party? Has Josh’s anti anti-deodorant protest alienated even more co-workers? Will Tim’s step-uncle finally sit him down for “the birds and the bees” talk? For the answer to these questions and some salient jibber-jabber about NFL football give ‘er a listen with the old ear holes.

LET’S DO THIS!

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entropy

If you don’t like this song, you have problems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txX-kPn3h6s

JerBear50

You the big Prine fan or am I thinking of someone else?

entropy

Fuckin’ love John Prine. “Christmas in Prison” is a favorite of mine.

JerBear50

He’s got a new album coming out but haven’t heard it yet. He still writes great stuff so I’m looking forward to it.

JerBear50

Also a good new album out by Alejandro Escovedo if you’re into him. It’s on spotify.

entropy

Never really listened to him. I will check it out.

JerBear50

Completely different style than Prine, but a damn good writer nonetheless. Got to see him a few months ago and it was a great show.

entropy

Literally any movie’s slow-motion portion can be synced to this track, and it works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k

JerBear50

Re-discovered these guys again lately and I’ve been listening non-stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT52zSY3Lbw

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
entropy

Overground, watch this space
I’m open to falling from grace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBZqmL8ehg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually kinda love this song. It is getting a favorite and me looking into the band later.

entropy

Pro tip: never, EVER, sing the “Don’t think cause we’re talking, we’re friends” bit at a girl you are dating. She will not take it well.

Senor Weaselo
entropy

I think it’s song time, anyway.

entropy

Y’know what? Y’all need to listen to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo

JerBear50

Great tune man. Haven’t heard that in a long while.

entropy

I fucking LOVED this song in high school. When Larry Underwood did his acoustic version in that crappy TV version of The Stand I was ecstatic.

JerBear50

Oh shit, I forgot about that. I’ve always really, really wanted them to take the stand and give it the full 8 – 10 hour blockbuster trilogy treatment. I stopped reading King a long time ago, but I’ll still go back and re-read that every few years. That book goes so fucking far beyond the usual horror novel.

Brick Meathook

“Eve of Destruction” was recorded by Barry McGuire as a scratch track with the intention of the producer recording the real instrumentals later and then Barry coming back and laying down the real vocals. Producer Lou Adler heard the scratch track and released it as is. Four days later it was a hit.

(Additional trivia: Lou Adler is the guy who always sits next to Jack Nicholson at Lakers games. He also directed “Up In Smoke,” starring his clients Cheech & Chong).

entropy

That is AWESOME.

Brick Meathook

Meanwhile, at the Luke Bryan concert…

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Unsurprised

I love you, falling drunk gif

Unsurprised
entropy

And like that, Unsurprised has absorbed HOURS of everyone’s time.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am listening to “In the Year 252525” and looking for my DVD’s. So yes.

entropy

OK, 1, great music selection.

2, first link up when I searched for that and clicked on it was Barry Maguire’s “Eve of Destruction,” which is an AMAZING song.

In short, thanks, MTWV.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Right back at you on the song redirection. I haven’t heard this song in years

entropy

1:39… time for another beer.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am so pissed at the internet right now. I can’t find a single gif or clip of the ep “The Late Phillip J Fry” to insert into the convo with entropy and unsurpsrised about the end of time.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I wanted the professor saying “The vast emptyness” asking for another beer from Bender

entropy

Yeah, yeah. I can take a hint.

(great episode, by the way)

entropy

Technically (and god but I live and die by that phrase), it’s not the end of time… just the end of usable energy in the universe. Time continues passing… but nothing HAPPENS, until theoretically it all collapses in on itself and explodes again.

entropy

(it’s weird that I only ruminate on the heat death of the universe when drunk, right? Does this happen to other people?)

Unsurprised

No. Yes.

entropy

Schrodinger’s Lawyer, everybody!

Brick Meathook

NFL Thursday Night Football games are usually awful, but those uniforms are great.

I just ordered a new Tampa Bay jersey from the NFL store, and I’m going to wear it at my next court appeance, along with white tighty-whiteys on my head.

I have a 100% conviction rate in this district of Los Angeles County. Don’t knock success, my friends.

Senor Weaselo

(What Brick forgot to say is he’s a defense attorney!)

entropy

Great minds and all that.

Senor Weaselo

We are Jets fans, so our minds aren’t that great.

entropy

We have to take our victories where we can, Senor.

Brick Meathook

Actually I’m a defendent.

I went to prison for grand theft auto but I keep staying for the chili

entropy

Aren’t you a defense attorney?

Unsurprised

I really dig women with green eyes. I can’t say why other than it should be self-evident.

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entropy

Oh, I get it. My girl’s eyes become this really weird almost fluorescent green in daylight, which I think is awesome and annoys the hell out of her.

Unsurprised

*Krieger “only so erect” gif*

entropy

I am not even kidding. She gets the “are those contacts?” question so often, she has warned me she will hit the next person who asks.

Also, ex Hooters girl. Who says I don’t have a decent life?!

Unsurprised

I hate you

entropy

It’s OK. Some days, so does she.

Unsurprised

Well, I’ve killed two more hours of my life.

Jesus Christ. How much longer does this take?

entropy

If I’m lucky, forever.

Unsurprised

Entropy never ends

entropy

technically, I reach a maximum point and everything *else* ends, which sort of sucks.

Unsurprised

But you remain

entropy

Yeah, but as much as I want to live forever, doing it with no one *else* around is a bit boring. How can I rub my immortality in anyone’s face, then?

Unsurprised

Well …

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Senor Weaselo
entropy

I chose my name for a REASON, people.

entropy

I can’t be the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks a LOT better dressed down than all done up, can I?
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/megan_fox/img/53895119.jpg

Unsurprised

Also, it’s a shame she got skinnier/lost the baby fat (and/or by other means) as she got older.

Mr. Ayo

Down or Up, as long as her thumbs aren’t prominent.
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entropy

Toe thumbs are bad, but not a deal breaker

Unsurprised

I couldn’t care less if she even has thumbs

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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entropy

I have had many, many drinks and possibly some other things is anyone else still here?

Senor Weaselo

I’m watching Twilight Zone. “This IS the other place.”

entropy

I have wandered from the TV, so now I am deciding on how weird I should be on the internet.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If Goodell is gonna tank his own league by making every wrong decision he won’t care that he ruins TV by running it on broadcast networks on the night that historically gets the best rating. He is taking TV down with him and his half billion in salary he already got and the probably $250 million golden parachute he probably has in his contract.

Senor Weaselo

So he’s a national disgrace AND a sleazebag? What else is new?

Unsurprised

Water is wet

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we all agree that we don’t need Thursday Football?

Beerguyrob

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Unsurprised

I could also do without football or Thursday.

entropy

Whoa whoa whoa… Thursday gives us all the goodness of Kristen Bell on TV! YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME AGAIN!!

Senor Weaselo

You mean you don’t need a hole in your head?

Mr. Ayo
Unsurprised

NEED!? No.

King Hippo

I needed those 1.8 garbage points, Black PeyPey. Fucking asshole.

JustStopDude

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Brocky

I almost picked up a tb rb on the waiver wire.

dodged a bullet there.

Plaxico, take notes

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What’s the name of the injury god?

Senor Weaselo

I thought it was just Khorne, because it’s blood for blood god and skulls for the skull throne.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He must have been very pleased with Denver’s offerings to him when they played against Cam Newton.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about “Our Lady of Fred Taylor”? Or do we need something more serious, like “The Church of Darryl Stingley”?

Senor Weaselo

Is the concussion god its own entity? Is it WELKAH, Collie, or Wayne Chrebet?

entropy

Gotta be Chrebet.

King Hippo

not sure of his name, but he does have BLEERGH’s spare key, IIRC

Brocky

unpopular opinion:

while Mike Vick is a piece of shit, he did kind of get railroaded to make the ginger hammer look good. I don’t know how to say this without seeing sympathetic to dog killer.

Unsurprised

I’m okay with him being a dog killer, but especially fuck Roger Goodell

King Hippo

(answer was YES)

/also, one MOAR DED rb

King Hippo

will we have a GIRAFFE sighting??

Brocky

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Unsurprised

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Spanky Datass

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JustStopDude

I cannot recommend this link enough…

http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2016/politics/florida-man-votes-president-2016/

The Tampa Bay Times tracked down 12 of its most notorious “Florida Man” stories and asked the various “Florida Men” how they were going to vote in the upcoming election. This includes the background as to why each of the Florida Men were dubbed Florida Man.

Unsurprised

Gee, I wonder

JustStopDude

You will be surprised. The Satan Worshiper, The Dude accusing a dolphin of seduction, and the guy that called 9-11 to complain about his Checkers order are going Hil-dog.

The twin sisters arrested for a violent fight over a dildo…going all Trump.

Unsurprised

I really do wish that voting for Trump immediately opens a trap door into a waiting oven.

King Hippo

Donks/Raiders SNF in the Black Hole really will be the tits, though. I am excite.

King Hippo

He might not even remember raping that gal no more ,, smgdh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Fucking try this again….

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Senor Weaselo

What about an out of order pirate area?

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Aw fuck…

Unsurprised

Or South of the Border, which SHOULD be abandoned

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Unsurprised

Every time I see someone mention Bret Easton Ellis, I want to reply with the South Park fart-sniffing gif

King Hippo

it ok Mike, we wuz holdin’ anyhoo

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I made pasta and asparagus for dinner and still feel like a fat fuck. Getting old sucks hairy balls.

Unsurprised

4 tuna sandwiches, dude

Tell me again about being a fat fuck?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gross, I fucking hate tuna.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WELL, WHEN YOU ARE OLDER SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS FOR MONEY.

Unsurprised

Indeed

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
litre_cola

Whoa, just got caught in a YouTube hole watching docos on Eritrea. Really think Collinsworth should be sent there for their media. The nfl is a lot like their guvmt, only positivity. No tarnishing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Get Tom Brady off the field

Unsurprised

Rex and Rob Ryan are the Wile E. Coyote of trying to kill Brady.

Unsurprised

IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING 8:00 YET!

Brocky

west coast problems eh?

Unsurprised

Indeed!

Unsurprised

I watched The Addams Family this morning and it’s quite a shame Raul Julia died but the Happy Madison crew are all alive and well.

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Don T

Amén hermano ??

JustStopDude

What the fuck is wrong with me?!?

I have to wake up in six hours and I am still watching this shit.

I made better personal decisions when I was slamming heroin in high school…

Unsurprised

At least you’re not a lawyer

Sharkbait

Only 1 more hour until bourble time.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening, all. Been a little underwater at work, but I see I’m not missing much of a game.

hippofant

Okay, so is the NFL not calling these helmet to helmet hits any more on defenseless receivers? Or do they just not count when they’re on the sideline or because it was just on his facemask?? Because Desean Jackson was KOed by one last week too….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh