The NFL had a hell of a task on its hands yesterday-to attempt to make us forget about the previous few miserable days. In a remarkable upset, I think they actually pulled it off. Will wonders never cease! By my count there were 10 games decided by 9 points or less. No, the NFL isn’t “back!” nor do I have its back but baby steps, right? And judging by the overall mood of the comments yesterday in the threads I think folks here are in general agreement that the day was a good one. The big question* now is of course-can the Mighty New York Giants beat the blasted Bengals tonight? TO THE GAME!
Cincy/NYG-Qb’s Dalton and Manning are mirror images of each other (okay, maybe if you were wearing rose-coloured glasses while peeking at The Red Rifle) in that they can surprise the hell out of you at any given time with competent/incompetent play. They also have access to an All-World wide receiver that has a habit of bailing them out of bad decisions and long third down situations. The Bengals need this one to keep pace with the Ravens/Steelers in an AFC North division that is so sluggish it may as well be the 405 during rush hour. (for my SoCal friends) There are wingnut Giants fans out there that think that they can still win the NFC East. Wow. It takes all kinds I guess. With a win they would be the sixth seed however and there is little to no room for mistakes because the Redacteds and Eagles are right there. We may just have another watchable game on our hands. So sit back, tear open a juice box, and pour some vodka in there-there’s some tube-watchin’ to do!
As always, TYPE LIKE IT MATTERS!
*I’m not good with big questions
I swear to Christ, if it turns out to be a Cowboys/Raiders Superb Owl, I will fucking murder myself.
But first I’ll murder all of you for allowing that shit to happen. da Fuq is wrong with you people?
Better than Cowboys/Patriots
Marginally.
THIS KIND OF ATTITUDE IS WHY WE HAVE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD TRUMP
/breathes
Sorry, been a rough week and I’m still furious at everyone who stayed home Tuesday because they couldn’t “get excited” about Clinton.
Am ok with this situation.
The insuffera-bowl.
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I’m just here for the dick jokes. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about football anymore.
Jesus. Isn’t Cowboys/Patriots infinitely worse? And unfortunately much more likely?
Derek Carr fucks
Ay I have two of those for my bike? A glove for peds and a brick for cats.
I am inreasonably chuh chuffed about the poster
Was S&H to Canadaland decent?
Seemed ok. I am away and I only have my phone so i still can order it to my fams place in Phoenix
BTW, what about the girl scouts. They were quite entertaining.
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On the poster? I list them as Satan Scouts on the header above the title, since if I say “Girl Scouts” I’m gonna get sued.
Ahhhhhhh. Makes sense. I hope to see their storyline advanced in future bowls of the serial.
They will be back…probably at the beginning of the year, if current plotline plans hold out. Have to get through Moosemas & all now, after all.
You don’t need strong requests from last named producers. Just send the chubby, but cute hopefuls to my office. That’s too Trump era isn’t it.
[is cuffed]
– Josh Huff
Shh! Quiet everyone! They’re gonna talk about THE SEAHAWKS!
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You always know just what to say to cheer me up
So mesmerizing.
Nah. It’s cool. Take your fucking time.
Does OBJ get some extra beef jerky from Sasquatch for that one?
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Clock management. How does it work?
ARE YOU READY TO SWEAR RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, FOR THE DEVIL!
The U.S. already did that on Tuesday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI
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One of the guys I follow on twitter has started referring to the Panthers as the “Carolina Chargers”.
Would that make Cam “King Laserface of the East”?
Black Lasetface shoot him. Shoot him right now!!!
Not Sheppard down!
Again, it just doesn’t seem like a recipe for success.
Not gonna sleep tonight
KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.
Are we allowed to suggest future DFO swag? I ask for these, with some artsy-fartsy DFO logo:
Hmm…
The Rex Ryan Collection?
Those would have toes, I imagine.
Good point
Chris Christie, I call him the Goering of the Trump Administration, because fat, useless, and addicted to morphine.
Feel free to sue.
My address is
Nomonkeyfun
68th FL
725 5th Ave
NY,NY 10022
My office is on the 26th floor of the same building.
I can’t wait for him to go to prison.
Sad to say I might be one of the more popular govs in Jersey since Tom Kean.
\In best Chicago accent
“725 5th Ave? That’s Trump Tower!?!”
I had to look it up, at first I thought it would be NFL Headquarters.
I didn’t know I watching the the flash. Damn Eli is fast
Does Eli’s snap count really include Pizza Hut or am I just hearing things?
No, he’s asking mom if he can have pizza for dinner.
It’s already past 9. Olivia’s not going to let him eat late before bed. It’ll give him nightmares.
I find it’s often a poor strategy to leave a QB’s favorite target entirely uncovered, but I ain’t no fancy defensive coordinator or nothin.
Did you also graduate from the Rob Ryan Upstairs Coaching School?
Wade Phillips has the same opinion about the question of breakfast biscuits and sausage gravy.
Or Andy Reid with everything
The worst part about Trump’s America? I have really dry skin on my legs, and I’m not going to look to good in lederhosen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l3p_YKNC7E
Dark comment: How about jack boots?
Really dark comment: How about striped pajamas?
And you know what really completes the outfit? Armbands. Red and black and white armbands.
Our own nazis have red, white, and blue market cornered
Wow. Watching this totally legal Sky Sports stream, and they just aired a commercial for continuing Donald Trump coverage on Sky News with him doing some of his greatest hits with Blind by Korn playing in the background.
I’m not readyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Jesus jumped up christ
Here we go. Haven’t found a good quality version of it yet.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMs6XTWBbf3CSsMQcCiRoGvwvbQ0xrehbQzWe00/
If Green cuts inside, that’s a TD
I swear to god this dude burned me on a meth deal behind a Sheetz the other day…
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Reporters weren’t sure whether to ask him questions or hand him their luggage for check-in.
He was probably running late to start gym class and an outdoor shirts v skins dodgeball game.
Color me a homer, but I can’t wait for the Mexico City game. I do not believe that Mexicans are big fans of anything Texas-related these days.
Football Taek. Dre Kirkpatrick is really fucking underrated.
Gruden in a giant sombrero in the booth, please.
Eli starts to panic after that pick, realizes Santa not OFFICIALLY starting Naughty list until after Thanksgiving
Eli gonna Eli
Oh yeah, show me that Manningface. That’s the stuff.
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Do you think Obama was the first black man that Trump ever shook hands with?
Dennis Rodman
Trump’s favorite comic book character
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Oh, holy shit. THAT is un-fucking-believable!
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At least the Senate confirmation hearings could be interesting if the Senate Democrats weren’t a bunch of fucking pussies.
At least Trump will know who to grab to give the”full Johnson .”
Popular transportation service to change their name to Uber Alles due to the fuhrer over the election.
Why…seriously…why?
The 4th down play was all kinds of fucking wrong…
I bet that Nordic Trac would work better if you dangled a piece of cake from a fishing pole at the front of it.
Sooner or later Atkins will get tired out from hitting Eli. Then the Giants got this.
Hail to the Chief to be replaced by various selections from Wagner’s body of work.
So I have a customer that flew in for training on his quay crane. The crane was suppose to arrive from China this month…its been push back by two months because the crane builder is really fucking up.
So i have to give 40 hours of training to just one guy. There were suppose to be six people, but they canceled all but one guy. Around 3pm, I told the guy we were stopping. He had flown in from Shanghai and the poor bastard keep drooling from lack of sleep.
My back is killing me from standing up all day. I have four more days of this. Spina bifida sucks. I have no fucking idea how I did six years of active duty in the military because at the age of 35, my back is so fucking bad it took me 3 hours of needing to piss before I could due to the fucking pain.
Good Christ, that sucks. Here’s hoping you feel better, and fuck those inept douchebags in China.
Best reason to start a trade war with China. To save jsd’s back.
FUCK NO! They are the only fuckers upgrading and building new shit! I’d be out of a job. I didn’t learn how to murder Cantonese for nothing!!!
Jesus Christ, dude
Tom Coughlin is going to end up killing Ben McAdoo to get his job back as head coach.
Can he take a Mara or two with him?
Just leave Rooney and Kate.
No. You only get to keep one.
Kate, then, please.
Albert Speer has been hired to create a city called Trumpania. He will then become economy czar and write exculpatory memoir. Oh wait that’s Paul Ryan’s music I hear playing.
Trump’s actually the branch head I’m least afraid of
Albert Speer…now there was a smart Nazis. Fucker knew the writing on the wall and did just enough to control the post war narrative and save his skin. Dude managed to turn himself practically into Oskar Schindler.
The only difference was that the bomb shells that came from his factories worked.
And the rockets and … Plus you know he didn’t actually help anyone besides himself and “racial” Germans.
I actually think he’s as bad as or worse than Eichmann.
Pretty much. Eichmann didn’t try to sugar coat what he did…he just claimed he was following orders. Fucking Speer led the way towards the whole “Clean Wehrmacht” movement where the argument is the average rank and file members had no clue about war crimes and it was just SS units.
None of that is supported by any real evidence. War crimes were extensive throughout the regular army. Fucking letters from the eastern front extensively detail mass killers by rank and file soldiers in the Wehrmacht.
This isn’t a unique phenomena to Germany. The US does this with the moronic “Lost Cause” shit about the Civil War which is just as dubious.
Trump asks for next Olympics to be held in Berlin. Places offspring of Jesse Owens on national watch list.
Every time I see the Bengals play, I am surprised that Pacman Jones is still in the league and not in prison or dead.
I mean really…if you get bounced by JJ off the Cowboys as being too much of a headache to deal with…
CHUH CHUH
Bulleeee dat
“YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWW HE IS TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR ME!!!!11!!!!”