[arrives home late from work, runs to computer] No time for a little story, guys. TO THE GAME!

NO/Car-The last time the 4-5 Saints met the 3-6 Panthers the final score was a very fantasy-friendly 41-38. Brees went bananas and pulled out the win and that was without his full complement of wr’s-this time around Willie Snead will play. Carolina counters with cb’s Bradberry and Johnson being healthy. I think Cam will look in the direction of wr Benjamin quite a bit because he’ll be matched up against a banged-up Breaux or some player that’s even worse. All in all, this looks like another high-scoring and entertaining tilt.

Also, don’t forget to check out Freeballin’ Football’s latest podcast down below. Will the circular scar around Bill’s nipple heal before his wife notices? When will the voices in Nick’s fridge stop telling him to ‘kill all the hobos’ every time he reaches for the mayo? What prompted that cop to arrest Josh for ‘Molesting Church Property’? Will someone finally tell Tim that the Santa Tooth Fairy Rabbit isn’t a real thing? For the answers to these questions and some blather about “The Football”, be sure to tune in. By the way, if you’re a fan of matching voices to avatars, the incredibly tolerable Darkest Timeline Zack Morris is a guest squawker this week. Will his infinite wisdom change the economic course of several nations? There’s only one way to find out…

I’m done-LET’S GET GOING!!!