2016 Quotables (Week 10 – Results)

Results! Yes! Here they are!

 

Also, I was in Vegas yesterday and, apparently, their Chik-fil-A will not be completed before your 12/3 [DFO] trip so, you know, plan accordingly. Also airport beers are $7.


“Wintergreen non-fat ice milk tonight!” -WCS

Los Angeles Rams punter Johnny Hekker punts the ball 78-yards to the New York Jets.
“I haven’t seen the Rams kick anything that hard since the collective balls of St Louis.” -JerBear50

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning reacts to throwing an interception against the Cincinnati Bengals.
“And just like that, Eli’s hopes of getting a DQ Sundae on the ride home are dashed.” -LemonJello

San Diego Chargers safety Dwight Lowery reacts after giving up a touchdown to the Miami Dolphins.
“Should’ve had him! DAMNIT! I’m going to finish this tantrum as half-assed as I finished that play!” -Bloody Lethal

“THIS EARL THOMAS, I CALL HIM A WALKING STEREOTYPE BECAUSE HE’S BLACK AND HE LOVES TO TAKE OUT RIBS.” -Fronkenshteen

The Chicago Bears commit a safety against the Tampa Bay Bucaneers.
“(To Cutler) ‘Nice play, Jay.’ (Turns to anyone willing to listen) ‘Shoot me up with all of your steroids so I can get out of here for a month.’–Alshon Jeffery ”  -Enrico Pallazzo

“THIS OFFICIATING CREW, I CALL AN ALABAMA FAMILY REUNION BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO FUCK COUSINS.” -LemonJello

Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles throws an interception against the Houston Texans.
“What do you mean, bad throw? THE GAME IS CALLED FUCKING FOOTBALL, AFTER ALL!” -Entropy
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Bloody Lethal

What say we get on one thread here?

Unsurprised

Fuck Chik-Fil-A. Their chicken sucks.

Bloody Lethal

Whoa.

jjfozz

“So the doctor said that the biopsy was benign.”
“God, Mrs. Fozz, that’s great!”
“Yeah. She’s putting me on a hormone treatment.”

Would one of you come and kill me, please? I’m Catholic and even though I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell, suicide would seal the deal, and I’m planning a big deathbed plea for forgiveness.

LemonJello

Fozz – I’m right there with you. Lady LemonJello has had a rough go health-wise this last year, culminating in her uterus and associated reproductive parts being evicted a few months ago. She’s on hormone therapy (when she wants to take the pills, that is).

On the bright side, benign is a fuck-ton better than the alternative.

Bloody Lethal

The Vegas In N Out saved my life.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

But Nicole Kidman

jjfozz

Her knees are sharper than a set of Ginsu knives

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty much the point of the post, well that and that shop of her fucking that dude is kinda funny.

LemonJello

Is she wearing one of those slutty witch costumes?

Unsurprised

Costume?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So you like him a lot? That GIF makes him look like… well, Jimmy Fallon, which is bad. I guess I can see why you’d be personally affronted by such things.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

JerBear50 tops my power rankings this week.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Absolutely. Top notch.

JerBear50

Ok, I never got a KOTW at the old joint so I’m printing out this thread for my fridge instead.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Also, I was in Vegas yesterday and, apparently, their Chik-fil-A will not be completed before your 12/3 [DFO] trip so, you know, plan accordingly.”

There’s an In-n-Out on the way from the airport to the Strip so, you know, plan accordingly.

laserguru

Considering that Sunday is the one day of the gathering when we will all be there, I think Chik-fil-a was pretty much off the board anyway.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Seriously. We’re going to the cheapest buffet in North Vegas for sunday breakfast

jjfozz

Wait a sec. Who in fuck is going to Vegas?

laserguru

Many of us. Dok, myself, Low Commander, Rikki, Right Reverend, The Wee Baby Seamus, Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli and other luminaries. December 3rd thru 5th for most of us.

“Come play with us, Danny!”
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Unsurprised

Fuck

LemonJello

I’ll second that emotion.

litre_cola

Yeah, a little notice would have been nice.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah Right announced it a couple of months ago.

laserguru

I guess 4 months notice is the new protocol.

Fuck it man!
Let’s go to Vegas!
When I was young and had some spendable coin and a complete lack of self awareness the first thing I did was go to Vegas.

Want to hear about me 21st birthday?

No you really don’t.