Your “Your Patience Has Been Rewarded” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or qb to find a weakness (this will probably take some time) will end up winning this tilt. That’s if the D’s don’t end up waging a fumble/intercept-returned-for-a-touchdown war.

Enjoy-TYPE AWAY!

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Gratliff

I know this was established decades ago, but Anthony Hopkins is so fucking good, you guys.

Romonobyl

“And now we go back to the studio with Tony Dungy.”
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/sistinas/LJ/batboy.jpg

laserguru

I guess you could say that Denver’s comeback was

/removes glasses

IN-COM-PLETE!

Old School Zero

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(right)

Old School Zero

Going to be an interesting road for the AFC West–KC/DEN play again later, as well as both face TEN and OAK. Denver faces NE, and KC closes with SD. Too close to call, all around.

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This division is definitely not decided.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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SO YOU’RE TELLING BOLTMAN THERE’S A CHANCE?!

Senor Weaselo

Of course Costas references a ball inside the foul pole.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And Kansas City is gifted YET ANOTHER FUCKING WIN.

You suck Denver. More than usual.

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Dok is going to be so surprised tomorrow when she sees the final was 30-27 instead of 24-16.

makeitsnowondem

Well, the good news is we’ll all be dead by February. Denver Broncos, defending Super Bowl champs forever.

blackroseMD1

What the everliving fuck?

Kubiak, you fucking moron.

Dunstan

The Goddess of Ties and Shan’klor combined were no match for the Trickster God Doink

blackroseMD1

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laserguru

A new deity is born!

makeitsnowondem

Fucking hell, really?

Romonobyl

In on a doink. Kill me fucking now…

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HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE TO A TIE

Old School Zero

UNBELIEVABLE

AND A GODDAMN TRAGEDY

Senor Weaselo

He didn’t call bank, it doesn’t count.

Old School Zero

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE WERE SO CLOSE

SO FUCKING CLOSE

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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YOU BLEW IT UP!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

The receiver wasn’t on the LOS. That’s a penalty and a runoff

Romonobyl

Andy Reid is pissed because Old Country Buffet closed 30 minutes ago,

Senor Weaselo

“Now the game is completely under the control of Andy Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs.” So tie it is!

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I, too, chuckled at that comment.

makeitsnowondem

oh well

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Shan’khor may have one final blessing for us.

Old School Zero

WE BELIEVE!

Dunstan

Help me, Shan’klor, you’re my only hope!

JerBear50

Kubiak wanted to go for it but his GM said naaaaayyyyyyyy.

King Hippo

if that was the plan you run 2nd and 3rd down. Morons

Senor Weaselo
Col. Duke LaCross

This is all to get KC to burn that timeout.

King Hippo

handing KC the win

makeitsnowondem

KICK A 62-YARD FIELD GOAL DON’T BE A COWARD

Croooow

Go for the FG! Come on!

makeitsnowondem

FUCK YOU BIBBS GET IN THE GODDAMNED NORWOOD BOX

makeitsnowondem

FIRST DOWN DERRY MURBLES

King Hippo

4 down territory. Can’t tie at home

Romonobyl

Elway hasn’t been this excited since that sugar cube truck overturned on I-70.

makeitsnowondem

Denver tight end Derry Murbles

Old School Zero

I PRAY TO THEE, DAVID CARRADINE, PATRON SAINT OF TIES!

JerBear50

Goddamn that’s good stuff.

Senor Weaselo

Holy shit.

Romonobyl

Dark yet delicious.

Romonobyl

Michael Hutchence would like a word…

makeitsnowondem

Win, lose, or tie, this game probably doesn’t survive one more beer.

King Hippo

I am mad enough to punch a wall.

Old School Zero

It’s going to be a more of a fence, probably.

Dunstan

The Goddess of Ties proves too much for Shanklor in this round.
But now they are aligned!

Senor Weaselo

Is it Aequitas, the Roman goddess of equity and fairness?

Senor Weaselo

Did Greggggggggggggggggggggggg just sign “Game over” in blood? And not his?

Old School Zero

THE TIE IS ALIVE

Romonobyl

Holy crap we’re gonna have another tie.

JerBear50

Knile Davis? WTF?

King Hippo

just nothing left, D asked for too much

Romonobyl

My sex life in a nutshell.

Romonobyl

Semen jokes have been widely under-represented thus far:
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King Hippo

Jeeebus, 2 yards farther back and he misses

Old School Zero

SHANKLOR AWAITS

King Hippo

I hear Brasil is nice FOAR Goddesses

JerBear50

No one wants to hear the goddamn sitar. At least no one besides George Harrison.

litre_cola

DEARE bleerGH, TIE please.

King Hippo

so close, shit fuck

King Hippo

GIVE IT TO BOOKER

King Hippo

Kapri Bibbs sucks and should not be playing

makeitsnowondem

He really is just godawful.

litre_cola

That moment with internetters that you haev been close to for years and are intellectually flaccid.

makeitsnowondem

You should have known when they told you they were voting for Dole/Kemp ’16.

litre_cola

too wasted, yet will still will get 7 hrs of sleep…. on the couch because I* want to listen to sad 80s tunes

Brocky

Hey demarius.

Remember that one time you won that one game in overtime all by yourself, and made your mediocre qb look good in the process?

Can you do that again.

King Hippo

in honor of Westworld, we should have a booth of Mike Tirico and his robot twin