Whoa, Nelly! (I miss Keith Jackson… a lot) What have we here? It looks to be games that have playoff implications! I’ve a feeling that we’ll see more of these in the weeks ahead. How do I know? I’ve been down this boulevard of wet dreams before. TO THE GAMES!
Buf/Oak-Do the Billys have another “waltz into Gillette Stadium and shut out the Pats”-type victory in their athletic cups? Likely not but they are .500 on the road and both of the Raiders losses have been at home. That’s what the stats tell me but my belly tells me that the Raiders are rolling and “hey! I could use a few chicken wings down here!”. I’LL DROWN YOU WITH BEER AND SCOTCH, STUPID BELLY!
NYG/Pit-Jenkins vs. Brown. Burns vs. OBJ. A potent run game vs. a pathetic one. Juice boxes vs. Chocotacos. A great number of ball-shattering questions will be answered by the end result of this one. She looks like a keeper.
Was/Ari-Cards fans feel they still have a shot but I don’t think that 9-6-1 (should they win out) will get them a spot at The Big Dance-a-Rama. I will say that an Arizona win will mean that the Giants owe them one. The Redacteds O has reached another level after rb Matt Jones was thrown to the curb and replaced with hard-charging Rob Kelley. His efforts have resulted in qb Cousins having a bit more time to throw to the likes of Garcon, Crowder and Jackson and there has been plenty of thriving all way around.
TB/SD-TB/SD sounds like a medical conference devoted to catchable diseases. Speaking of that, are you catching “CHARGERS NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN” fever? I know I’m not-I had my shots. THANKS, CANADIAN SOCIALISED MEDICINE. That #4 scoring O of San Diego’s biggest challenge is to outscore the massive number of 2nd half points that the D donates to opposing clubs. The Bucs ability to generate turnovers (18 in their last 7 games) should be the difference here.
I did my best-NOW IT’S TIME TO DO YOURS!
Ben goes Boom.
Broke another bathroom stall?
Another week, another 4th-quarter collapse by the Bills. Such is life in the land of Zubaz and grain alcohol.
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Second half collapse? Chargers?
No way, not the Chargers.
/starts looking for razor blades
This is no time to shave. Just have a drink and remember that the sooner they are completely eliminated from playoff contention, the sooner we can go do other things with our time and await the official LA move notice.
Correct; never shave your balls when you’re angry.
Definitely don’t let your wife shave your balls when SHE’S angry.
Antonio Brown is a living god.
He’s good.
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John Pagano is that middle manager who takes credit for his underling’s work every time.
Now that the Dakota Access Pipeline has been blocked, all these Social Media Warriors will turn their attention to the million other ways the Federal government and large corporations continually abuse the Native Americans, right?
We can certainly dream…
Seriously, every asshole who filled up my FB feed with “I STAND WITH STANDING ROCK” had better be prepared for an onslaught of other shit they need to pay attention to after this, because they were OH SO CONCERNED while it was trendy.
Yeah. There’s a part of the DOE branch I contract to that works with the local tribes, and, damn, the more history you learn about tribal relations, the more depressed you get. Non-propaganda/whitewashed American history is sometimes very embarrassing.
I can’t believe some of these people were shocked at the tactics used on “American Citizens,” and I told a few of them “First Nation” really does mean Nation, they didn’t believe me. “But they fall under the jurisdiction of the FBI!” Only because we treat those treaties like the EULA of an Apple product… no one really reads them. It’s absurd how ignorant people are about these things. The DAPL was just the latest in a series of horrific things the US Gov’t has done to Native tribes, but these folks all seem to think it sprung up out of nowhere.
Undoubtedly.
While they’re in the area maybe they could do something about the liquor stores in Whiteclay, NB.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiteclay,_Nebraska#Activism_against_beer_sales
Yes, you read that right. The guy that hit three breweries and a package store last night, bracketed by a hockey game, just advocated shutting down liquor stores.
Office Christmas Party is why I jailbroke my Firestick. I wanna see it, but I sure as hell ain’t payin’ for the privilege!
I’ve had jailbroken iPhones since the days of iOS 3.0. Zero regrets. It’s the tits.
Me in the Giants bar right now:
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We are perilously close to achieving Full-Eli!!!!
Nobody ever wants to see things go Full-Eli, though.
“Its all about the social media”
-Totally not inane attempt to sound smart by totally not brain-damaged Troy Aikman.
As most of you know I’m normally a kind, caring and accepting person, despite what the Coach Zimmer posts may say but once again it’s been ” Rodeo” weekend in Vegas and if I have to hear one more fucking country song I’m gonna choke a motherfucker out.
Oh look! Moar cowboy hats!
Son of a bitch!
County music is the fucking worst.
I prefer township and municipality music far more, myself.
I’m really surprised this wasn’t scheduled for the first or second weekend in January. You know, AVN weekend.
The script writes itself.
“What country?” -Padre Weaselo every time
Safe to assume Pops uses “immigrant” as an expletive?
Controversial hot take: The pretty brunette in the Toyota commercials is pretty.
Jan’s OK, but she’s no Lily.
Exhibit A:
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That’s not Lily. Milana Vayntrub has brown eyes and an intelligent expression.
Didn’t think it was.
GOOGLE LIED!!!!!!!
Jim Tomsula and Ed Reed approve of BOSS TODD’s hobo beard game.
okay, I was only paying half attention there:
DId they say Eli’s cleats are for the taco bell kid’s cancer foundation?
No, they said Eli’s cleats smell like a Nachos Bellgrande.
Eli is tackling kids for cancer?
I think he’s tackling kids WITH cancer.
MOOOOOOMMM!!! THOSE OTHER KIDS DREW STUFF ON MY NEW SHOES!!!!!!!
State plays Vandy in Shreveport. The day after Shitsmas. That should sell, like, AT LEAST 150 tickets…
Who’s playing the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl in Pepsi Presents: New Zanzibar?
14-0 Stillers
Hey, an actual football score!
14 the hardest way!
Verily, and yet but a single down was touched
EYYYYYYYYYY!!!! IT’SA BOSAAAAAAAAA!
Jason Pierre-Paul is down, will somebody please give him a hand?
All the OPI BLEERGH in stillers-giants
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2016 Russell Athletic Bowl
WVU vs. Miami
Oh fuck yes.
Steelers first half strategy:
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Gotta say, watching the Redacteds with the TV on mute with Redacteds Radio on is much superior to listening to the TV broadcast. Not only is it hilarious, but it’s a few seconds ahead of the TV broadcast, so I know when to look up to see whatever stupidity I’ve just heard about.
I too prefer the radio over tv. They seem to have more fun.
Having to cheer for the Raiders to keep the division away from the Chefs (and the 1 seed from the P*ts) is a very unsavory feeling.
Chargers were helped out today by Dolphins losing. KC winning sucked, but both they and the Donks have some tough games ahead. YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANT TO FACE BOSA IN THE PLAYOFFS!
I don’t know when the banner quote was updated, but has anyone heard from Horatio? Is he still alive?
He is alive and claimed he “wasn’t that drunk”. No one believes him.
Not sure, but I think I saw a picture of his pancreas on a milk carton in a Fort Worth Krogers.
Did’ja check his locker?
http://www.womensforum.com/images/stories/c_parenting/coolest-locker-in-school.jpg
Looks like Eli found Olivia’s secret stash of morning Cabernet.
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THAT WASN’T A JUICE BOX!!!
GODFUCKING DAMNIT ELI YOU WORTHLESS MOUTH BREATHING CUNT
If anyone has access to the Slack feed check the DFO vegas channel for the photo.
Giants bar might burn itself down if they keep this level of play up.
PEAK Eli.
THANKS ELISHA
I love early December when the first crop of fresh Manningface is in full fruition.
HAIL BLEERGH
Who’s drawn countless 0-5 first quarter office pool blocks?
THIS GUY!!!
Who didn’t buy any for this week?
SAME GUY!!!
I’d rather jump on a bicycle that’s missing it’s seat for six hours than have to watch Collateral Beauty.
AND HOW THE FUCK DOES PITTSBURGH HAVE A SAFETY?
Giants’ left tackle grabbed the DE by the head, holding in the end zone.
That usually costs extra.
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WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
Facebook Live dude so wants to say “Sportsball”.
SHANKL’OR pulling one wide by forty feet in San Diego. What a game!
Safety for the safety gods?
FUCK EVERYTHING
Holy shit. It snowed in Chicago, the Bears won big, I just finished baking 8 mini cheesecakes, and I’ve got Red Zone on while they cool. Nice little Sunday.
We’ve finally corralled the entire DFO crew and we’ve appropriated a table at the Mandalay sports book. I’ve got a bloody Mary in hand and Wee Baby Seamus and I have a big ass bet on Arizona.
Woo Vegas!
We’re all going to mass with Fozz, in spirit. So pretty much the same thing as you guys.
Sigh. Next year if there is a DFO-con, I’m in
Make sure to take a picture!
Check the DFO vegas slack channel.
Went with my dad to game. Fun but seein the old lion slow down is a bummer. He’s still an ornery SOB
Its great you guys braved the weather.
that being said, the moment you mention ornery SOB my mind went through a short history of some of your posts, and well, came up with this:
Re-locating to the giants bar with wife and brother in law (both giants fans). I’ll try and contain laugher at what I imagine will be many manning faces.
Leaving ravens game – mrs Fozz talking 530 mass. Oh boy.
At least there’s wine?