Well lookee here! We got ourselves a great tilt between two superior teams with a history between them and a division lead in the mix. Everyone says that 2016 started going downhill right after David Bowie was shot to death in that zoo enclosure but if that is what it takes to finally get a quality matchup on a Thursday night I’m good with it. Or maybe that had nothing to do with it. Perhaps this is the NFL Scheduling Squad’s version of Susan Boyle walking on to The Gong Show’s stage. Did I just reference “The Gong Show”? I couldn’t be more embarrised. TO THE GAME!
Oak/KC-This game speaks for itself but I have to type something otherwise I won’t not get the money that isn’t owed to me. The last team to beat the Raiders? You bet it was the Las Vegas Golden Knights, er, the Chiefs. The Raiders have won 6 straight and the Chiefs are 20-4 over their last twenty-four games. As good as the Raiders have played they are vulnerable to the run game. They gifted the Bills with 212 yards on the ground and a 7.1 yards per carry average just last week. We all know how committed KFC HC Reid is to the run/short-passing game and perhaps this will be an effective antidote to the ridiculous awesomeness that is Khalil Mack. Oakland’s offensive line is rated just behind the Cowboys and since week 8 the Chiefs have averaged 3 sacks per game-SOMETHING MUST GIVE!
As always, check out the crazy goings-on at Free Ballin’ Football down below. Has Bill finally come to terms with his heterosexuality? When will Josh finally admit that the bunny slippers belong to him? Where did Tim’s toenail-clippings diorama disappear to? Will someone finally explain to Nick the difference between ‘peanuts’ and ‘penis’? For the answers to these questions and some quality jaw-wagging about NFL-related goings-on check it out.
Every time this iPhone commercial airs, God kills a puppy.
HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Fuck my prognostication
Skyler Howard approves of that play call and execution.
The good news for the Raiders is they don’t have to worry about leaving Andy Reid too much time if they score here.
Troegs Scratch 262 Chocolate Stout
Quite tasty. I wouldn’t recommend drinking more than two, because it’s like eating an entire bag of Halloween chocolate, and washing it down with two loaves of bread, but, a very good beer for a bottle or two.
This game is going to end 21-19 on a missed two point attempt.
23-19. Berry gets another Pick-Two.
Yes.
HAIL BLEERGH!!!
I just finished a rather ELECTRIFYING post for tomorrow, that may tie in with DFO-Con: Vegas.
I am a sick and disturbed man, and you have all been warned.
Is there stomping? Perchance CLAPPING??
Worse… So very much worse…
I think I speak for us all when I say we could all use a little MOAR darkness in our lives.
I would really like to go to next years
Assuming it is in Wichita.
Location is currently up in the air, but there most certainly will be another.
Assuming I’m the only DFOer who has been to a strip club in Wichita.
Stick with Vegas.
The fuck was that shit Amare?
Is Cooper shaving points?
My buddy just texted me that
Yes. Mine.
If they’re committed to line driving it to Hill to not let them set up blocks, why not just play four down football? You’re conceding 15-30 yards of return every time. Fuck it, run on 3rd and treat 4th like 3rd.
Holy crap, that was a walk-in TD.
CURSE OF TNF
THIS DAVID CARR, I CALL HIM BRIAN BALDINGER BECAUSE HIS PINKY IS FUCKING GROSS
How shitty must Carr’s backup be?
First DFOer to name a child Latavius gets my $12
Mrs Cola said no. No Latavius, Vontaze, Charcandrick or Tyreek. Reverse racism if you ask me.
I thought about Cre’Von.
O, my kingdom for a working pinky finger.
–Carr, probably
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Jesus is Fucking Metal
Alex Smith working hard to not let this game come down to Andy Reid clock management or one of his own backbreaking interceptions.
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I’d rather see Tennessee win that division. Mariota in the playoffs would be fun.
I think that there really is a place for flares in the NFL.
They already played at Azteca!
Flares, not projectile bags of urine. There is always room for that.
I can see it for penalties, instead of flags, but they must be bright yellow. PRAISE BLEERGH WITH BURNING MAGNESIUM!
Up Roger Goodell’s ass?
Damn, was that puddle of mudd….
man that takes me back
Seriously, what the fuck is Carr doing? He hasn’t thrown past the sticks on a 3rd down yet. Not once. What the fuck.
him and alex smith switched bodies freaky friday style.
THIS TYREEK HILL, I CALL HIM THE AMERICAN DREAM, BECAUSE HE MOVES SO DAMN FAST AND ALMOST NO ONE CAN CATCH UP TO HIM
I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP’S SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, BECAUSE HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO STRANGLE PREGNANT BLACK WOMEN
Jesus
Carr: 12-31 for 94 yards, no touchdowns, no INTs
Alex Smith looks across the field in absolute jealousy.
Derp
ahh the ol’ Jarvis Landry play.
Anything can happen on Thursday? Even the Seahawks beating the Rams!?
Rams lose 50-3. Jeff Fisher gets another three years.
Does that make Bryant Deputy Small Business Adminstrator?
he’s more qualified than linda, thats for sure.
Laaaaaaaaaaame
Listening to Ike speak on South Park is ALOT funnier when you remember that Ike is voiced by Trey Parker’s daughter.
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for some reason, i thought this gif had ike saying it
shut the fuck up Kelce
Chris: Kelce cannot block mack, he just can’t
Brocky does spittake
Did Chris just say something a white te can’t do?
Is it bad that I first read that as “spitakke” and wondered what that was?
THESE RAIDERS COLOR RUSH UNIFORMS I CALL TECHBRO GENTRIFICATION BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY OAKLAND ENDS UP ALL WHITE
I really like this.
Das Raycess?
If I fall asleep with the tv on, am I going to have nightmares about being covered in bbq sauce and being eaten by a walrus?
Just another Thursday
Nightmare? More like fetishmare!
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I’m just gonna say it:
Dave Williams looks alarmingly rotund to be supposedly concerned about diabetes.
could they get any farther up the Chefs’ collective ass tonight?
Al & Cris’s ability to crawl up ass vs. Andy Reid’s ass?
Truly a battle of irresistible forces and immovable objects
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Khalil Mack may be talented, but why don’t more white sportswriters pleasure themselves to thoughts of him rather than JJ Watt? NOT ELITE.
HOT TAEK
Classic Comment.
Wooo Ice Giants win!
*Needs to get NFL Network*
Not happy about this. Keep it down over there.
Exciting plans for the weekend?
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I’m convinced every team has a player whose sole job is to commit “Block in the Back” penalties.
Well, at least my company has my ba…..
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Fuuuuuuuuu……….
How will Alex Smith turn it over this time?
Now that I know this isn’t real, who wants to help me fund making it so:
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How has humanity not killed itself off about eleventy zillion times by now?
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something something, glory boy holder….
Turns out a black punter, is still a punter.
It’s okay if you pronounce it punta
Oh my, I laughed a lot at this.
True, but he could be the first punter to be accidentally shot by police while shopping in Nordstrom’s.
he’s supposed to be athletic
Urban punter?
Hey Sharkbait, what’s the Finnish version of smoothies?
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We’re approaching Peak Andy Reid levels already…
Insert ‘It’s happening gif”
/As I have no idea how
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