I could use another snow game. I like them quite a bit. Hopefully it’s coming down fiercely in the Bay of Green. TO THE GAMES!
NYJ/SF– 3-9 vs. 1-11. The only reason they’re playing this is because Hippo has a player from one of these teams on his bench. Kidding! With his luck he probably started the guy.
NO/TB– Not so very long ago Tampa was doing their very best “Andrea Yates’ children” impression because they were dead in the water. Four games and 13 points (average) given up later and it turns out they’re actually born-again. (the Bucs, not the kids) The old saw states that, “D wins championships” and I started yapping last year that the Bucs have a great deal of talent on that side of the ball. Their run game is completely abysmal so they’re not doing anything of note this year but sneaking into the playoffs would do them some good. The Saints at 5-7 “control their own fate” in the same way that a 90 yr. old man controls his bladder.
Atl/LA– The Rams are last in the league with 284 yards per game. You know what that gets you? That’s right-a contract extension. 29th in passing yards? Contract extension. 30th in yards rushed? Contract extension. Last in the league in points scored at 15 per game? (the Browns average 16.4 for Kessler’s sake!) You guessed it-contract extension. It looks as though wr Julio is a game-timer so you’re screwed if he sits this one out.
Sea/GB– All three losses for the ‘Hawks have been on the road which suits Aaron Rodgers’ semi-prediction that the Pack will ‘run the table’ just fine. This looks like a great match-up in and of itself. It also looks like a game that will not clarify the playoff picture one little bit no matter the outcome.
Done. GIVE ME YOUR BEST!
What is a catch, DEZ? Is your mom still a whore??
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Pictured: Not me
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Damn it. I WANTED THE JETS AND NINERS TO TIE.
Sorry – defeat, jaws of victory, etc. The usual…
Lack of Baldwin garbage time is pleasing. Shepard has an average game, I can relax and not worry about a barrage of fucking Belicheat designed 1-yard Blount TDs killing me.
I honestly dunno if I’ve ever been as surprised as I am at the Jest getting their collective shit together and winning this fixture. I don’t care if the opponent was Chip Kelly’s 49ers.
Oh Niners….you’re are the nineriest of all.
Hooray we fucked up the draft pick!
Jets gon’ Jets
Eat a dick drew brees
“I volunteer as tribute!”—Aaron Rodgers
And thus my dream of a tie 49ers-Jets game comes to a close.
Sorry the Jets suck at sucking.
I’m wearing my brand new Beast Mode sweatshirt for this game. The least the Seahawks could do is try to be…oh, I dunno…competent???
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I’m as confused as you.
Well, this is the first game this season that they’ve had to play in cold weather, and that can really make throwing and receiving difficult.
Who had Robby Anderson as the Jets’ leading receiver today?
Robby Anderson.
I doubt that
Goddamnit BlueBunny. If it weren’t for Charmception 5 Assignment Miami Beach and Janis, you would’ve fucking scuttled it within swimming distance.
Who or what is bluebunny?
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/11/23/season-in-the-abyss-the-last-packer-capers-of-captain-bluebunny/
That’s shogun Marcus name for Mike McCarthy.
Has a great origin story too.
Great job with these all day. ALL THE ASS SLAPS FOR YOU!
Youngest right is up from San Diego to see the last performance of the Nutcracker and she may be bringing the grand baby by.
That would be both daughters and all 3 granddaughters on the same weekend.
I’m a happy granddaddy.
Lucky bastard.
I am at that my good friend, I am at that.
Still gonna have some drinks.
The daughters would be disappointed if I didn’t.
Welp.
Time for some chicken and dumplings.
I’m coming over and stealing food and weed from you. How far do I have to drive?
Like there’s ever a bad time for that.
‘We are dealing with a lot of stuff here”
We’re fucking off and watching football jackass; let’s not make this something it’s not.
Ok BlueBunny, ship isn’t in port yet…
“No one comes into this house without paying the price”
And the price is that you have to stick it in A.A Ron’s asshole.
Those were some gatdamn tasty enchiladas and the best part is the entire meal cost about 4 bucks.
Win win!
Now let’s have some damn drinks!
I guess a ball getting away from Jameis Winston is better than Jameis Winston getting away with assaulting someone with his balls.
I want the 49ers and Jets to tie.
I want them to be relegated to the Pac-10
Petty’s saying fuck it, going deep.
Evening folks.
Gday sharky. How ya goin?
Forsaking the late derp-fest for Ice Giants
I would pick Raanta up in fantasy but I guarantee that’s when Raanta God Mode would end.
Nawt a catch…..sorry not sorry Jets.
Gross Closeup of Tannehill’s Knee:
https://twitter.com/JasonLieser/status/808085428855275521
Sorry about that. Join us Bears fans in drinking a lot and rooting against other people.
I fully expect “COULD JAY CUTLER JOIN THE DOLPHINS NEXT SEASON?” Takes.
You will get Romo after losing a bidding war for Cutler
AND YOU WILL (PROBABLY NOT) LIKE IT.
The sad thing is thats a total Miami thing to do.
Tie game, the Niners have late herped the Jets’ early derp.
SHANK’HOR I BESSECH THEE
Aikman, fuck off. Rodgers going out of this game does not, in any way, signify a time for the Seahawks to suddenly get their shit together and score 4 touchdowns in 10 minutes.