I could use another snow game. I like them quite a bit. Hopefully it’s coming down fiercely in the Bay of Green. TO THE GAMES!
NYJ/SF– 3-9 vs. 1-11. The only reason they’re playing this is because Hippo has a player from one of these teams on his bench. Kidding! With his luck he probably started the guy.
NO/TB– Not so very long ago Tampa was doing their very best “Andrea Yates’ children” impression because they were dead in the water. Four games and 13 points (average) given up later and it turns out they’re actually born-again. (the Bucs, not the kids) The old saw states that, “D wins championships” and I started yapping last year that the Bucs have a great deal of talent on that side of the ball. Their run game is completely abysmal so they’re not doing anything of note this year but sneaking into the playoffs would do them some good. The Saints at 5-7 “control their own fate” in the same way that a 90 yr. old man controls his bladder.
Atl/LA– The Rams are last in the league with 284 yards per game. You know what that gets you? That’s right-a contract extension. 29th in passing yards? Contract extension. 30th in yards rushed? Contract extension. Last in the league in points scored at 15 per game? (the Browns average 16.4 for Kessler’s sake!) You guessed it-contract extension. It looks as though wr Julio is a game-timer so you’re screwed if he sits this one out.
Sea/GB– All three losses for the ‘Hawks have been on the road which suits Aaron Rodgers’ semi-prediction that the Pack will ‘run the table’ just fine. This looks like a great match-up in and of itself. It also looks like a game that will not clarify the playoff picture one little bit no matter the outcome.
Done. GIVE ME YOUR BEST!
WE’RE ONLY GOING TO THE HAMPTON INN FOR THE NIGHT!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IN ALL OF THIS LUGGAGE??? NOW I CAN’T DO SHIT BECAUSE OF THIS HERNIA!!!
Green Bay has not been helping me much in my fantasy playoffs, where I am already in deep trouble.
Just to clarify, do you need them to suck or do well?
Relax, this competition hasn’t entered the team talent show yet. Rodgers is magic in their production of Romeo and Juliet.
Oh Seahawks, how you vex me so.
Ancient Salish curse?
More than Christina Evert?
Oh, wait, no that is Lothar who she vexes.
Extra points to Montgomery for the excellent post-Lambeau Leap pose.
Umm…Pete? Looking for conspiracy calls, in Green Bay? You? No.
Charmception
I wonder if Pirate Sloth is busy
I’m right here!
Should I come visit?
Nah, we should coordinate with OSZ and pick a game over the next few weeks to get together.
Ohhhhh….lookit YOU San Francisco…..
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too cold in GB, settle in for a nice ball control fixture. SEA in particular needs Baldwin to stay in and block.
Stop it Hippo, he needs to be let loose!!!!
Heh, ball control in the cold.
It’s not easy. Gloves prevent quick access for nudging.
Lombardi explains power sweep footage…DRINK ALL BLEACHES!
Shot of statue AND Madden drop…SUICIDES FOAR ALL!!!
Tsn. Our ESPN, is broadcasting Jets v Niners. Someone clearly lost a bet at headquarters.
So the ladyfriends mother is in town, and they are making chicken and dumplings whilst I smoke a nice mellow indica and sip some Balvenie. Life is damned good today.
Except the Seahawks are losing. Dammit.
I have gone like 5 years with only smoking once a year, I am really jealous of your life right now. The food and drink also sound great.
If you get a chance at legal weed, I’m seriously liking this Romulan strain as something to enjoy while watching football to be nice and mellow.
Heh, football + weed pairings. That could be an article.
SHANK’HOR GETS CHRISTMAS CHEESE!
Missed FG in Green Bay.
New guy did nawt get the memo.
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Matt Moore should be able to beat the Jets on Saturday right? Right?
Matt Moore is your backup still?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
I mean you should be fine.
Yep, we’re fucked.
HAIL DAWSON, DISCIPLE OF SHANK’OR!
In our post-fact society, I think we can all agree on two, undeniable facts.
Jared Goff is terrible.
He would be the Jets’ best QB by a magnitude of a gazillion.
I think Joe Namath would still be the best qb there today.
This is the only week where the 49ers have the 2 best QB’s in a matchup.
What about against the Browns?
Yeah, the Rams too.
Montgomery is actually really good at RB.
And he’s cute too – Rodgers
So who’s the next jets coach going to be and do the draft a QB?
In the second round.
I don’t get a snow game at GB either. It is snowing here. It is 20-25 min down the highway.
Should be wrapping up by you any second now.
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fucking Baldwin. COVER HIM
I would prefer if they didn’t
Who put meth in the Niners’ Powerade today?
Is it wrong when my employees ask me about fantasy football I just yell RAM IT?
No, but I’m sure HR gets concerned. Them sexual harassment seminars is pricey.
I woke up drunk because I overdid it last night. I am so glad I made a ton of my meatball soup on Friday. It is delicious, great for cold days, really easy and perfect for when you are drunk.
SHA’NKHOR APPEARS IN THE BAY!
Now if Devonta Freeman could pull a Melvin Gordon I would be in bizness.
If Nazis are the alt right, are the Jets the alt East?
Seahawks Grand Strategy: Let’s make sure we are playing from behind at all times because that is a recipe for success.
Reidian clock management in South Florida.
When it’s this cold does Rodgers give his teammates ass slaps or Eskimo kisses?
Oh LA….you never fail to make me laugh.
The Jets are trying to see if they can outdo themselves from Monday night.
They get another national showcase on Saturday, that will be fun
FUCK. Lack of Earl Thomas is gonna be a killer.
Plus, GB never gets holding calls on Bennett.
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That was a tough game against Denver. Off to Kansas City.
RAM IT!! muffs opening kickoff, ATL starts game on their fucking 1
First they showed the “crowd” at the Coliseum and then RAMIT fumbled the kickoff. TD Falcons.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’m peeing my pants here.
The dolphins renovated stadium looks nice.
Drumpf’s going to be President, Pens won the Stanley Cup, and my daughter is a pain in the ass.
Cheers, jizzstains.
Cards playing for OT in Miami. Oh please, give me more sloppy monsoonball.
TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE!
David Johnson. Gimme a long-ass TD run.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOSBALL SUNDAY
Jets are making the Niners look like 92 Cowboys
Nobody quits like the 2016 Jest. Even Factory at least tries. They are just horrifyingly bad.
Jay Cutler will be perfect for them.
They’re feeding them kilos of cocaine?
Just skip haircut day.
Wet cheerleaders in Miami. HOT
Hey vikings…know who else had one-eye? Odin. He did alright.
Jesus, that Andrea Yates dig was cold blooded
Inorite?
Let this be a lesson…never take tWBS advice.
Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I’d have gone with Natalie Wood, but it’s water under the bridge now.
First play from scrimmage, Pettyception. Next play, Hydedown. This is… already really bad.
“GIVE ME YOUR BEST!”
No.
-Bryce Petty