I’d like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have moved many, many times over the years. It’s only been in the last dozen or so that I’ve been able to hire fellas to do it for me. That said, “the cheaper the moving company, the more likely said movers will have significant hygiene issues”. You’re welcome. Now… TO THE GAME!
Dal/NYG– Dallas has reached 11 straight wins due to the good fortune of qb Romo doing what he does most consistently-getting injured. Okay, maybe they lucked out in the draft. Okay, maybe they bothered to spend some money on their offensive line. Okay, maybe they’ve benefited from a weaker sked. Okay, maybe owner Jerry Jones has ceded some footballing decisions to folks that are far more qualified. Okay, for absolutely sure I’m a-feared of these damn Cowboys going forward. Honestly, Elisha has to pull a Super Bowl-winning performance out of his ass if the Giants are going to win. His play this year has been…Elisha-like to date, so I’m thinking Dallas is going to romp.
I hope that they don’t romp BUT I HOPE THAT YOU ROMP COMMENT-WISE! DO IT!
That’s a catch?
LOLNOPE
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You can dance if you want to…..
This is getting almost uncomfortable to watch
It’s flat out embarrassing.
Safety for the safety gods?
Is Elliot hurt? He can catch you know. Getting him the ball in space may not be a bad thing here.
PUT ROMO IN
The Cowboys should punt here. NY will never expect it.
Well, it happens sometimes when I bust a nut, too.
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THAT LADY TURTLE, I CALL HER KE$HA BECAUSE IT JUST WENT DOWN AND SHE YELLED “TIMBER”
The wiggly fingers from the punter might have been the whitest thing I’ve seen since Drew won chopped.
Hey! A competent thing happened!
Pretty sure that is a replay from some other game
Al was thinking he would punt, because he has the Cowboys and 3 points and really NEEDS this game to not get his legs broke.
But SAFETY?
Oh shit, I feel something disastrous is getting ready to happen.
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Good Christ this is going to be a tie and I’m going to have another beer.
Fuck you NFL, my getting fired is all YOUR fault.
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FG try please?
I assume they go for it, but you can’t possibly let Elisha throw.
How funny would it be if one of these teams got anything right?
I’ve been lurking a lot, but I logged in to say the Frankenstein Apple commercial might be remembered as the single worst thing to come out of 2016.
Can I like this like 3 more times?
I own a ton of Apple products, and yet this shit remains so, so so bad.
Lotta competition there
Sadly, it not even in the Top 50.
I guess to expose the Giants’ D you have to be a QB who just doesn’t take no for an answer.
Well damn!
Well this’ll just make the comeback victory that muHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man. I almost finished that too.
How many games will it be until a referee gets punched on the field?
Bonus Question: Who is going to be our hero?
I thought it was gonna happen a few times today
The SeaTruthers might shoot one first:
http://deadspin.com/washington-state-legislature-introduces-bill-allowing-f-1789974061
Christ, I know I’m getting tired because I read this initially as “when will a refugee get punched on the field?”
The sad part is that there’s a non-zero chance this becomes a spectator sport in Trump’s America.
Refugee punchin’? The apostrophe is important.
Well, let’s not act like it would be all bad. There’s a few who are deserving.
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So DAL will have only 2 losses this season. Both to the Giants?
And Dez goes from 0 to -0.5 fantasy points…
Dez did take fewer steps than he did for “the catch” in green bay
JR: “What’s that? Good God, King! That’s Tony Romo’s music!”
Lawler: “Actually, Ross. I think that the suicide hotline ringing in Cowboys country.”
He made a football move by stuttering. Fuck. So be it. Hope this brings the team together.
Jesus christ. Are we really playing the “Is it a catch???” Game right now?
Yeah cry about it Bryant.
I hope the rate of turnovers continues to accelerate.
Call it, Eli’s Law.
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
THAT’S THE OLD GIANTS D!!!!!!!
Hahahaha
They’re gonna rule that incomplete, right? Cause WTF IS A DAMN CATCH
LOLOLOLOLOL DEZ
Dez did an Eli?
Cowboys are playing like the Giants have 17 men on the field. They can’t block anyone and Dak can’t find anyone open.
And now Dez can’t catch shit.
First down marker with the pass defense.
Okay, Dak. You want to prove you deserve to be the starting QB? Here’s your chance. Make it a good one.
Do or DIE Cowboys. Defense has held tough
Cris saying this could be a one play game with a 3 point lead and 2:39 left.
CAREFUL, I’M NOT SURE HOW SAFE THAT LIMB IS CRIS!!!
Knowing what a year a kick is, I wouldn’t be surprised if a kicker kicks an 85 yard field goal that takes 2:39.
Oh Al, you do know a change of possession stops the clock don’t you? Oh you don’t? Never mind.
I think I’m ODing on Manning Face, one of the symptoms is unstoppable laughter, yes?
If that’s the case, I’ve OD’d more times than every 1980s rock star.
Do you have an urge to play Candyland you just can’t overcome?
Dak looks like a kid asked to rush Normandy beach.
Can Eli go 3 minutes without a turnover?
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Close
Only when the cowboys drop the ball.
Detroit is the 2 seed? That can’t possibly be right.
That’s about as realistic as Houston having a football team.