Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure to score he blurfed up this mighty gem-“We’ve got to play better.” I wonder if he emphasized the “We”, the “Got”, the “Play” or the “Better”? It really makes a difference you know. KC has scored a microscopic nine points in the the 3rd and 4th quarters of their last three games. Laughing are we Broncos?-not so fast. Just pick any offensive category, go ahead. Well, they’re like 21st, 24th, 29th or 30th-ranked-doesn’t matter which one you opted for. That said, the Broncs get into the playoffs (they won’t) if and only if all these things happen. If they beat the Chiefs, Ravens beat Steelers and then the Bengals, the Pats beat the Fins and the Chiefs beat the Chargers it’s a done deal. They’ll have to do it without lb Marshall, te’s Derby and Green, safety Ward and possibly de Wolfe tonight though. That’s a heck of an uphill climb. I’m rooting for them because an Andy Reid team without Jamaal Charles is a boring team meant to put small children to sleep. “Ethan, it’s 8:30. Quit running around and watch this game with me”. [carries child off to bed 15 minutes later]
No Monday Nighter tomorrow-this is all you’ve got until Saturday so make it count. COMMENTERS…COMMENT!!!
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This song is so good. Even if from France:
I’m kinda glad we might all be dead before the playoffs play out. Because things look…awful shitty
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Kevin Harlan is a National Treasure
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Ms. Dusku today-ish.
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Ultimate Click Bait by CNN
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I’m almost willing to call this a W for KC. Time for the snoozie bear to take control. Love all you bastards. G’night!
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worthless bunch of chucklefucks
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¡The Aristocrats!
Alright man, what’s up with the Spanish punctuation on your comments tonight?
*¿
I discovered that my phone had a Spanish keyboard. It’s identical to the English one plus it has the ñ and the ¡ and ¿.
I’m having fun with it.
Gotcha.
I see we’re at the point in the evening where NBC can just start playing “Yakity Sax” as the soundtrack
Go home Denver; you’re drunk.
Got back to my folks house a few hours ago after watching Rogue One with my Dad and uncle; my Mom greets us with “Did you know George Michael died?”
But who will operate the sports machine?!
are they really making them finish this shit to the end??
Good god, it’s like German porn.
“They’ve really held Thomas and Sanders in check tonight”
To be fair they’ve had a lot of help from Siemian.
Did John Elway get spliced with a frog, what happened?
This ad for Bud Light where the fan risks losing fingers to frostbite just for one more can of terrible, terrible beer in a vain effort to get himself drunk enough to forget that he lives in Buffalo is so accurate it should be nominated for an Oscar in the Best Documentary category.
Yeah. Use your keys or a quarter to open the can.
Would Siemien be a starter on the Browns?
For three quarters until he dies.
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I’d fill those shitters
I really wish i could make that the banner quote.
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This is life-sized on my laptop
Gonna need to frisk her to make sure she didn’t take any of my silverware.
Reindeer boobs? Reindeer boobs.
h
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I did not know that was a thing.
It’s pretty hilarious.
Oy!! Cheers bitches and Happy Holidays!!
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Merry Christmas everyone!
Did you all get the toasters I sent you?
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“The Lord is my German Shepherd-I shall not want (to be on the receiving end of his wrath).
We watched this today during my mom’s Xmas. I am gonna be late on my required rewatches of Sunny and Die Hard
The only good thing about Gotham was that they cast her as the Penguin’s batshit crazy mother
Matt Moore is the 3rd Best QB in the AFC playoff picture.
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all’s I know is….we better lie down like this for Matt McGloin and at least get a better draft slot. AND NOT HELP THE CHEFS
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If you haven’t checked out Maria Bamford’s work you’re missing out.
One of my favorites; hugely weird, which is perfect.
Huh. I don’t consider her ‘weird’ at all. Yakking about her struggles with mental illness/family issues as best she can in the way that she does is ground-breaking within the stand-up comedian platform.
I meant it in a totally complimentary way you silly bitch. Her bizarre characters remind me of Johnathon Winters, who was also brilliant.
That’s my reason for living
HERP FOR THE DERP GODS
Ok, let’s see how Denver goes 3 and out THIS drive!
Welp, Denver certainly showed me.
yeah, TAKE THAT!!!1111
“Ok, let’s keep going”
/reads two words
“Do whales sleep?”
“DO YOU WANNA HEAR THE FUCKING STORY OR NOT!?”
FIELD GOAL FOR THE SHITTY FOOTBALL GODS
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I’m always stunned whenever Reid is shown holding sheets of laminated paper and yelling into a headset and the paper isn’t a menu.
fuck you 84, even your mother can’t love you now
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“… with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral’s daughter!”
Am out. See you all for the Cowboys game.
And some say Dee ford is still playing the piano to this day
New Rule: If a fan runs out on the field, security can shoot to kill.*
* If its a hot busty chick who streaks, she’s get off with a warning.
they can shoot to kill, but ONLY if’n we gets to watch
Yeah, I think they’re missing a key point by switching away. if other drunks see the fan getting the absolute piss (literally) knocked out of him they make think twice*.
*Does not apply in Buffalo.
Now this is absolutely a needed qualifier.
“Can” implies the shooter is allowed to use his bust-loving judgment, so the extra qualifier probably isn’t needed.
ratings definitely go up if we might get to see a head explode like a ripe springtime melon
Unlike me.
/should probably see a doctor
S/warning/spanking
This Chiefs team is like a better version of the Sparano-Henne teams
I’m holding a slim lead over Cuntler, who has Ware, (I have D. Thomas), going tonight. Gonna have to hope Stafford shits the bed against Dallas tomorrow.
Anyone know Stafford’s address so I can have some strychnine-laced doughnuts rushed delivered?
WTF Yahoo. I don’t want to change my password. I don’t care your shitty fucking servers got hacked again and my password is possibly stolen. I use my account only for FF football and changing it will not stop them from what they actually do and use my password they stole on other sites guessing I use the same password on there.
Alexa, does Lucky Charms go with red wine??
Given that the mascot is a Leprechaun I’d recommend Jameson’s.
And a lot of it.
You can’t commit pass interference against Denver because 75% of Siemian’s passes are uncatchable.
this is a fair retort to what I yelled at the teevee box
If Trump passes a law preventing M. Night from making any more movies I will seriously considering voting for him in 2020.
Shitty Playcalling? Yep thats an Andy Reid coached team.
I just got back from family stuff and haven’t read any comments yet. How pissed/depressed/anxiety ridden is Hippo?
7-7.5. the alkeehawl is helping
That’s an impressive BAC
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of course I didnt start Kelce.
I’m curious as hell as to why you would ever not start him. Alex Smith has to occasionally throw to someone and he sure as hell can’t reach his WR.
I thought Denver’s defense wouldnt shit the bed.
Its not really the defense’s fault when the offense cant string 3 first downs together
Especially with Marshall and Ward out.
One of the things I like about this site can be seen below-it’s an exchange regarding a front office decision regarding the relative merits of Siemian vs. Brockweiler. The back-and-forth between individuals regarding the implications of Trump’s victory in an earlier thread was wonderful as well. Well done, commenters!
/yeah, I tooted my own horn. Ye who have never not can throw the first epithet
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I think I’m beginning to like her.
I think John Elway may come down from the owner’s box and bludgeon Siemian to death.
That would be awesome
Don’t you mean “buck”.
neigh
Elways half time botox shot has to settle first.
Watching the uncut version of “National Lampoon’s Vacation” for the first time. I didn’t realize Beverly D’Angelo had a nude scene. Thanks Santa!
And again in European Vacation
The VHS tape always got mangled because people paused it there so much
her tits are pretty fabulous ,, ppl forget that
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Then she had two kids with Al Pacino
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Jesus, googling “lurleen simpsons” images returned a startling amount of cartoon porn pics. Like, seriously startling.
Lightweight. Try searching for “my little pony” with the safe search off. There was only small side effect.:
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I think I’ll pass. There was no part of me that needed to see naked Simpsons, the whole “brony” thing really creeps me out.