I’ve been enjoying a nice lazy day. Went to work out in the morning, which was good. Now I’m sitting at home watching the Rose Bowl pre-game show.
I know people that are actually at the game. USC fans. I prefer the nice comfort of home with the free booze it provides.
After this game, there is the Auburn-Oklahoma Sugar Bowl, which might be fun.
Oh shit, there is the national anthem. Better wrap this up.
I am wearing no pants. THAT is how you start a New Year, people!
Comment away, heathens!
Goddammit USC. The one time I root for you.
Fun Fact: that guy Gesicki 88 the big Tight End for Pen State is the same height as GRONK but about 10 lbs. lighter.
Man oh man…I haven’t seen a Penn Stater take advantage of someone in the corner like that since…
Sanchez is on the USC sideline.
Apparently the Cowboys told him he could take the week off and they’d catch him up on the play-off offense later.
Shit…I just realized that I have to show up to work…shaved…not hungover…on time…
But…..
Do you….really?
http://thumbnails116.imagebam.com/50295/425406502944940.jpg
Classic. I remember seeing this live with the new HDTV I bought for my birthday
http://img.pandawhale.com/31816-USC-song-girl-cheerleader-hot-7hc4.gif
This Penn State defense is quite representative of a program that can’t stop folks from scoring.
It’s not that they can’t, it’s that they won’t.
There’s many ways that joke could be worded better, but I was on a deadline.
OK…..
So I WANT to take Auburn +2. But not gonna lie…..I don’t trust those assholes.
I think you’re probably right regarding the line and also right to stay as far away from that game as possible.
Song girls for the flip?
http://beatsc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/swm15-81a.jpg
Dear lord, they look like they need to go home, put on some damn clothes, and drink their milk.
I’m officially old.
They’re all welcome to drink my milk
Does that mean you wouldn’t drink their milk?
Speaking of, where the fuck is entropy?
He’s dealing with life, just like the rest of us.
He’ll be around again.
Also, I would not be opposed to drinking their milk.
But I’d probably need to card them first.
Also, this is something which I’m unlikely to ever again need to worry about.
That is all.
Sam Darnold (QB – USC) looks like Adam Devine (Workaholics, etc.)
http://aboutlastnightpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Workaholics-Adam-Devine-004.jpg
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/10326434_441914659344610_1461268384_n.jpg
Its bobbling. This is really close
They want to keep the game close.
I am really bored and don’t really care about this game. The solution is just get really drunk for no reason, right?
Just add bourbon and The Grand Tour and it’s like you’re in my living room with me.
The Namibia special was pretty cool. Beautiful country.
On part 2 as we speak.
This reminded me I have to set up Amazon Video on my dad’s TV so he can watch that show. He loved Top Gear
Correct
Well, wife’s home. Time to take down Xmas shit. Enjoy making fun of Penn St and all their failings.
It can’t be a coincidence this looks like a penis.
So should I just not show up to work tomorrow? I don’t want to go back.
I took the week off. It was going to be a lame week anyway.
I was driving home from a friend’s with my wife and we both thought, for a second, what if we just said fuck it and started driving and didnt stop.
I first read that as “driving home with a friend’s wife”….
Trust me, that little difference changes the whole dynamic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
Work is overrated
I feel the same. I loathe going back to work I was just looking at restaurants for sale in the ‘warm’ part of Canadia.
I thought you WERE in the warm part of Canadia!
No, that’s Kelowna, where we get our wines from. I am not in the cold part but still.
I have work weeks of 4 days, 3 days and 4 days. Gotta ease my way back into it.
So, assuming he’s not announcing tonight, what’s gruden doing right…. now?
Cocaine off a Hooters waitress’ ass in Florida somewhere.
After that, doing color on his own game of madden, pantsless in his living room
Coke
THIS PLATTER OF WINGS I CALL IT “FREE FORM 1946” BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’LL LOOK LIKE IN MY BATHROOM TONIGHT!
Penn St fans trying a White Out. Well, they do know about coverups.
If anyone wants to understand how fucked up the whole Flint situation is…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ULFSaMooA&w=1920&h=1080%5D
I don’t know why, but I spent the day watching documentaries.
After watching these Jennifer garner commercials i can see why Ben Affleck got sick of her.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE!!!!!!!
One man’s trash…
I’m already halfway through The Hike. Goddamn it, Drew.
Is that a good or a bad?
Good.
Fantastic book.
i feel like USC doesnt appreciate the Song Girls enough. Those young ladies bring millions joy.
USC should be up by 3TDs already.
I DEMAND MOAR ASS-KICKING!
Especially for this guy.
Kill him and take his mustache.
Well they are the villains in many people’s eyes. This guy just went the extra step.
WTF kinda UCLA alumnus are you?????????
A realistic one.
TRICKERATION!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB2yqeD0Nus
Someone explain to me how Penn State got sanctioned less harshly than USC for Reggie Bush. They shouldn’t even exist.
USC was arrogant when they dealt with the NCAA. That killed them.
Yet U*NC continues along unscathed.
It is weird how basketball and football get different treatment. Then again the football revenues are prolly far higher.
About 2-3 times as much from what I can tell based on a quick googling.
Did they not claim innocence by saying that all that were involved were gone?
Harboring a serial child molester is not under the purview of the NCAA.
Paying a player and/or his family does.
Those darn rules!
Now if only it was so easy to convince some people that kneeling for the anthem and decorating your cleats are in fact NOT the same thing
I havent watched a single bowl game. I just can’t get into college football. Admittedly, I went to a school without a football program, so that might have something to do with it.
It’s basically football methadone.
I can relate, though. I went to UCLA.
Same here. And the Colonials couldn’t even be in a fucking decent basketball conference. A10. Come on, man.
McSorely is a perfect QB for the Browns.
Penn State only likes it when they go up the middle. No one is allowed to do it to them.
This game needs more USC Song Girls.
ESPN should just overlay them on the broadcast like MST3K
Agreed
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EN3aQOAxBtQ/TWgHCTc5kpI/AAAAAAAAMZw/HZHPOU3UzlY/s1600/greatest+usc+song+girl+pic+ever.jpg
Anyone else catch the pedo bear on top of the Penn State logo by AbC there?
Haha just saw it.
http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/stephdeeable/pants_zpsc7229050.jpg
I am in fact pantsless
He’s an architect?
About as much as George Costanza.
Do they let OJ watch the game in prison?
So I’ve been visiting my mom back east over the holidays and starting Saturday I came down with a killer head cold. As of today I’m bedridden just trying to sleep it out (with the help of some good PM syrup stuff). I’m in the guest bedroom, which many years ago was my bedroom, which I shared with my brother, until I moved into the attic Greg Brady style. In fact, I even slept in this room when I was a year old in a crib. It’s been redecorated since then.
There’s a cool TV in here mounted on a rolling computer stand that I can actually pull over the bed. Except it doesn’t have cable, so I can’t watch the Rose Bowl unless I go downstairs. It has a digital HD antenna, though, which I’ve never seen before. There all these extra channels in between the regular channels. I’ve been watching old “Rifleman” episodes, and “Rockford Files” and “Big Valley” and “Match Game ’75” and even some crazy Vietnamese talk show. Or I play Monopoly on my iPad against three other computer AI players and I set the difficulty level to “Extra Easy” and it’s like playing against little children and they will accept any trade and I demolish them every time and it makes me feel like a big shot wheeler-dealer.
I am really high on Heavy-Duty cold medicine right now. I’d write more but MacGyver is making something cool with a broken lightbulb and I don’t want to miss it.
Brick, I’m going to need you to identify the specific brand and dosage of that cold medicine.
For science, obviously.
Every time I go home to visit family, I get sick. I never get sick normally, even with the utterly crazy amount of travel and weird hours I work.
Probably all the lead paint, asbestos, and toxic mold from before your remodeling job.
Penn State looks a bit nervous.
Strange since there aren’t any showers in the forecast.
It took me a second to see what you did there. That was beautiful.
Those two Penn State players got suspended because they notified the proper authorities about bad stuff happening, didn’t they?
That’s what “violation of team rules” really means.
About time. This may actually be highly satisfying if USC can beat the shit out of Penn State.
I don’t know that I’m on board with USC as a good thing
I know. Trust me. But consider the alternative.
I grew up a Penn State fan. It was nice to find the point where I can no longer support a team. I wanted to firebomb the fucks protesting the treatment of Joe Pa.
FUCK PENN STATE http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yogvSis81rdutw3o1_r1_400.gif
Is that Paul McCartney?
Bold choice bringing back and starting Hackenberg this game.
Folks
So Penn St can only complete passes to USC players. Should make for a fun day.
I’m rooting against Penn St on account of the fact that their program should be renamed “Penn State Football, who you might recall spent decades covering for child molesters in the name of amateur sports success”.
Pretty sure that name change would apply to most programs.
I would support uniform name-changes across the league.
Except for teams owned by Dan Snyder. Those names are a “badge of honor”.
So’s this
http://www.webstehle.de/katechismusfragen/symbole/juden-gelber-gter.jpg
Very Goff like throw there
Couldn’t happen to a nicer program
We were SO close to another kickoff fuck up touchdown!
Also, this game is going to be over in about ten minutes.
Eh, maybe not.
Rose Bowl, or my strange addiction? Dilemmas dilemmas.
Do tell…
Well this woman likes eating dryer sheets. 10 to 12 a day. 2 boxes of Bounce a week….
How the hell do you figure out dryer sheets are your thing? I can’t think of any possible way to wrap my head around that one.
She says it helps de stress her. It is like a car crash, I am flipping to the game during commercials. The woman who loved eating drywall was fantastic as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9o6loVbzvg
Is it racist that i was surprised she was black?
I’ll allow it.
Also, Greg Louganis is not wearing enough blue.
Despite being a UCLA alum, I’m rooting for USC here. I really don’t have a choice.
I’m surprised how many Penn State fans are here. It’s a good thing I have no children.