NFC Championship Open Thread

Here we are.  Scotchy has, for some strange reason,  been locked out of Word Press,  so he can’t write up the Open Thread.

That pisses me off because:

1) I love his intros

2) I love Canada and Canadien histoire.

3) I’m literally in bed writing this on my phone and I’m just wanting to stay in bed and listen to the raindrops and watch some football.

First up,  the Falcons host the Packers in what is sure to be a high-scoring even affair.

/braces himself for 6-3 at the half and then one team rattles off 30 unanswered in the second.

Who will win? Of that I’ve no idea.  Who do i want to win? Well,  that gets a bit tricky.  This game really should be the second game so that i know who to root for.

If the Steelers were to pull off the upset and win,  I’d want the weaker opponent,  but if the weaker opponent wins and New England wins,  then we’re just handing them the trophy already.

Fuck you, Goodell for scheduling the game like this! Well,  to be fair,  FUCK YOU GOODELL is as good a way as any to end a post.  200 words on the dot.  Enjoy  game!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fork!

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Brett Hundley gets to play!

King Hippo

But not throw. No reason to get all cray-cray.

Brick Meathook

ATLANTA: CITY OF NON-CHAMPIONS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Welp, that about does it. Time to go eat Sunday meatloaf finally. See ya’s a bit later.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HATE THE DANCE, NOT THE DANCER.

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Shogun Marcus

So shanny is probably ending up in SF. O/U 2.5 seasons?

Spur

Im surprised Ryan is still in the game

The Maestro

Trying to hit the over.

Shogun Marcus

They done did that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My livestream is delayed, so when I saw this and the Falcons on defense, I indeed was surprised.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’d like to see a late score and some sphincter tightening in this game.

“Me, too!”

–Aaron Rodgers

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

dang it, had the same image ready…

Romonobyl

Instead of teeth, if I was a defender against Green Bay I would paint an anus on my mouthpiece. Now THAT would be distracting.

Brocky

Paul, I hated you when you were with verizon, and I only switched to verizon when you left.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’LL GO BACK TO SPRINT WITH YOU THERE?

Dunstan

He’s a commercial actor. Clearly that makes him an expert on the quality of cellular networks!

Spur

Tough day for Rodgers. I know when I have a rough day a nice talk with my Dad gets me in a better mood.

Brick Meathook

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

Shogun Marcus

Vegas was getting hit hard by recent games…
Uh-huh. Sure.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

That’s not the first time Rodgers has grabbed a man by the helmet…

King Hippo

He can put that in his Grindr profile “once de-helmeted a guy with just my thumb…”

Spur

I that lucky horseshoe rammed up Aaron ass has rusted away and been replaced with a day old Chick-Fil-a sandwich.

Brocky

gotta appreciate them playing till the whistle.

the refs I mean. seriously.

King Hippo

hey, they’s money on that o/u

theeWeeBabySeamus

What’d it go off at? 61.0?

King Hippo

think so, maybe 61.5

Shogun Marcus

Think that’s where it stopped.

Brick Meathook

Atlanta’s gonna regret using up their time-outs.

Romonobyl

They’ll need them to put in the 3rd string.

Romonobyl

Opiate Induced Constipation.
“Yeah Doc, it’s from…ahh…prescriptions.”

Spanky Datass

Nice close up of Rodgers workin’ the shaft in the huddle.

Spanky Datass
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Rodgers gets the face mask call?

I repeat: THE FRAG GAWDS HAVE REJECTED THE PACKERS!

They have naught but grit, talent and coaching to rely upon now. They’re screwed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

King Hippo

just with his THUMB!!

Brocky

if they didn’t flag rodgers for that, i swear

Spur

Damn it, am late. Did I miss all the good gay jokes?

King Hippo

too much pity today

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Julio Jones lowering his head down there at this point in the game is almost as scary as Richard Simmons lowering his head down anywhere near me.

Spanky Datass

Ripkowski? More like dRopkowski! AMIRITE!?!?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well it’s certainly not GRIP-kowski.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Falcons gotta start pulling their starters at this point, right?

Shogun Marcus

One would think it’ll be soon.

Romonobyl

Green Bay should have done that after the first.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Is that a new euphemism I should be aware of?”

–Kellen Winslow, Jr

blackroseMD1

This game has gotten udderly boring.

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Romonobyl

I thought we weren’t supposed to post teat pics?

Dunstan

Seems like this blowout makes the Cowboys look less impressive. So there’s that aspect to enjoy.

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So this means the Falcons will be plucked to death in the Super Bowl, right?

Old School Zero

Well, it’s played in Houston, so based on their air quality, someone’s going to choke there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

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ThePirateSloth

How great will it be if the Falcons demolish the Patriots just like this in 2 weeks?

Dunstan

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