NFL News:
- Take it as you will, but the League reports concussions were down from 2015.
- According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions during practices and games in the preseason and regular season, down from 275 in 2015.
- But the number is still higher than it was in 2014 (206) and 2013 (229), a trend the NFL attributes in part to an increase in self-reporting by players as awareness of symptoms grows.
- According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions during practices and games in the preseason and regular season, down from 275 in 2015.
- According to reports, the NFL had to extend 123 Pro Bowl invitations in order to obtain the 88 players necessary to fill out the rosters.
- I can’t imagine why fan interest is down.
- Luckily, dodgeball can fix anything!
- I can’t imagine why fan interest is down.
- Former Ottawa Rough Rider Tom Clements is leaving the Packers to pursue “other interests”.
- he spent 11 years as a Packers offensive coach.
- he probably got frustrated with providing rejected 4th-down options that didn’t rhyme with “field goal from the 6”.
- Dom Capers is reportedly staying.
- much to the chagrin of Packers sports radio callers & meme generators everywhere.
- he spent 11 years as a Packers offensive coach.
- Doing his best to quell enthusiasm for the move, Roger Goodell said the League would not be amending its gambling policies ahead of the Raiders move.
- Yeah, that’ll change. $$$
- Question: How broke would Ken Stabler have been on a 70s Vegas Raiders?
Canada 150:
Jaqnuary 26, 1924: The “Red Ensign” becomes Canada’s “official” flag.
Technically, until that point, Canada’s flag was the British flag, and the colonial Red Ensign design was the unofficial symbol. There were several versions over the years, including one with provincial coats-of-arms added to the Red Ensign upon entry into Confederation.
However, in 1924 an order-in-council was passed making the version with the official Coat-of-Arms the “official” flag to be flow outside government offices. This design would stay Canada’s flag until 1965, when the current maple leaf design was passed into law.
As a young lad raised in a (arms-up singing; gay-pride protesting) Baptist household, one of the few non-sports hobbies I was allowed was stamp collecting. For about a 5-year period, I was all-in: books; conventions; trading. Then I discovered rock music, girls & alcohol, and my philatelic interests suitably waned. But I still have the old collection gathering dust in the garage storeroom, and I can still appreciate the art. I even have some framed sheets on the wall.
So imagine my joy when I came across the story that the Royal Mail was going to issue two sets of David Bowie stamps.
Look at these beauties.
These are the album proofs. There will also be a set of four, using concert images as their inspiration.
I ordered a set of these and the Pink Floyd issue from last year. I’ll substitute them into some IKEA frames that currently contain postcards of a trip to New York 15 years ago. Finally – art I can identify with.
Mary Tyler Moore died yesterday. Everyone knows she was a genius, and ranks with Carol Burnett in terms of comedy pioneers. In memoriam, as referenced everywhere, here’s the “Chuckles the Clown’s Funeral” scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps
Watch it, then go slap a millennial who says they don’t “get” what’s so funny.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Blues at Wild – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- NBA:
- Mavericks at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Lakers at Jazz – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA: highlighted matchups
- Xavier at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- there was a brawl last year
- Indiana at Michigan – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Oregon at Utah – 10:30PM | FS1
- Xavier at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Pro Bowl Skills Showdown – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Events include:
- Epic Pro Bowl Dodgeball
- Power Relay Challenge
- Precision Passing
- Best Hands
- Events include:
Oh thank Cthulhu, THE PRO BOWL IS ALMOST HERE!
Nicely done, Baskets!
NOBODY fucks with the Jesus
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/russia-dash-cam-kid-bike-crash-13661316940.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOpnplMQmCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSuJi1b0OU&list=RDMM5XO6uLD-Fx4&index=27
http://memeshappen.com/media/created/My-bad–meme-38798.jpg
http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/RIDES/2013/12/content/1387083499_tej5ik1.gif
Seems like a Tuesday in Ireland and Scotland
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012013/1379435948_driver_runs_over_pedestrian.gif
Just stumbled on ‘Love The Coopers’, which has an estimated 6 more minutes of my attention left, but Olivia Wilde just asked some guy to pretend to be her boyfriend.
He’s debating it.
I would not.
Pop Warner up there has a real Jared From Subway vibe going on up there.
Poopageddon
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html
They ripped off George R. R. Martin.
Man I dont want to make the Nazi comparison, but when Steve Bannon is basically Goebbels….
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/26/business/media/stephen-bannon-trump-news-media.html
His dick is clearly measured in micrometers.
Thankfully not as competent as Goebbels….
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012713/Olympics_Funny.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3671428/kenny-omega-o.gif
What an O face
If tonight’s theme is “stupid white people getting hurt”, may I introduce an all-time favourite, the Russian dash cam?
I always like it when there is flying debris left over, or as my mountain biking and skiing friends call it “having yard sale.”
http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1404/i_waterslide_falas_007_5358e2a6c7851.gif
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052012/1336500537_chair_stunt_fail.gif
Showing off for his girl!
http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140516/1000/totally_cringeworthy_fails_that_you_will_be_glad_was_not_you_24.gif
Well, at least she doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant.
This applies to Moose’s gifs in a way.
Today’s Pooparoo has a fucking terrifying story that Drew felt the best place to be positioned was right in the middle among all the stories.
https://deadspin.com/your-most-disgusting-poop-stories-are-very-disgusting-1791563192
“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”
This sounds kinda awesome
RIP MTM.
Lotsa good childhood memories watching her show with fam as a kid (as well as Bob Newhart, All in the Family, etc).
Fuck….I’m old.
Fuck me, I’m old.
Fuck me; I’m old.
Take your pick
Older.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/reverse-1236766678_pool_diving_fail.gif
She essentially played the straight-man to the others; which is an underrated talent and in a lot of cases harder than the “funny one”…. She is also funny on her own as evidenced by that clip.
http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/262/136/1/S2621361/original.gif?v=1
Cold wind blowing; thus fun pool antics. R.I.P. ACA.
http://global3.memecdn.com/pool-pole-fail_o_295200.gif
http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/roof-slide-pool-fail-funny-gif.gif
Moose is doing God’s work in giving us gifs of white people hurting themselves because they’re stupid.
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/Checkoutthisamazinghomemadewaterslide-21649.gif
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wheeeeeeeeee!
She wasn’t laughing like that when Sergio did the exact same thing with the anal beads…… go figure.
It’s hard to laugh with one of these on.
Filthy Russian wh— I’m sorry. I forgot what I was saying.
http://www.rhaein.com/funnystuff/gifs/dumb/dumb13.gif
Marchand only gets a $10k fine, what a joke. NFL-levels of incompetence.
With his history of being a cheap shot scumbag, too.
Exactly. He’s even been suspended before. 10 games would have been my ruling, 5 if he shaved his mustache before the disciplinary hearing.
I may be a scumbag, but don’t like cheap shots; if you are drinking you should drink good booze. Guy’s an asshole.
High as fuck……
Did anyone hit play on that Mary Tyler Moore clip? Holy shit that was a comedy all-star lineup!
http://blog.postergully.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/funny-gif-chicken-pool-table-egg1.gif
Used to watch that show with my family as a kid.
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-break-pool-snooker-cue-knocked-out-coma-me-bro-animated-gif-pics.gif
I’d give this 1000 YOU LIKE THAT HUHs if I could.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072015/1438622849_running_on_pool_wall_fail.gif
As with children, Rivers hits numbers!
Jesus Cat scoffs.
http://forfunzies.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cat-skipping-across-water.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e11cdfa2c4fbb8802e37d065cd63f417/tumblr_ml6fuj6ABB1s02vreo1_400.gif
http://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/How_6e0dba_6158727.jpg
http://thefunpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/the-funny-pictures-things-that-bounce-thursday-15-photos-2-13.gif
http://adnanthetraveller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Prank2.gif
You wore pants today? Savage.
DID U GUYZ KNOW THAT LANDRY AND BECKHAM ARE BFFS. DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY PLAYED FOR LSU?
As if I needed a reason to slap most millennials.
Yeah, I know, some REALLY need to be slapped:
Yummy
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/reverse-sw9558yu907.gif
Wife material?
It’s more “permission” than “reason”.