Your “The Things We Used To Do” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Take it as you will, but the League reports concussions were down from 2015.
    • According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions during practices and games in the preseason and regular season, down from 275 in 2015.
      • But the number is still higher than it was in 2014 (206) and 2013 (229), a trend the NFL attributes in part to an increase in self-reporting by players as awareness of symptoms grows.
  • According to reports, the NFL had to extend 123 Pro Bowl invitations in order to obtain the 88 players necessary to fill out the rosters.
    • I can’t imagine why fan interest is down.
      • Luckily, dodgeball can fix anything!
  • Former Ottawa Rough Rider Tom Clements is leaving the Packers to pursue “other interests”.
    • he spent 11 years as a Packers offensive coach.
      • he probably got frustrated with providing rejected 4th-down options that didn’t rhyme with “field goal from the 6”.
    • Dom Capers is reportedly staying.
      • much to the chagrin of Packers sports radio callers & meme generators everywhere.
  • Doing his best to quell enthusiasm for the move, Roger Goodell said the League would not be amending its gambling policies ahead of the Raiders move.
    • Yeah, that’ll change. $$$
    • Question: How broke would Ken Stabler have been on a 70s Vegas Raiders?


Canada 150:

Jaqnuary 26, 1924: The “Red Ensign” becomes Canada’s “official” flag.

Technically, until that point, Canada’s flag was the British flag, and the colonial Red Ensign design was the unofficial symbol. There were several versions over the years, including one with provincial coats-of-arms added to the Red Ensign upon entry into Confederation.

However, in 1924 an order-in-council was passed making the version with the official Coat-of-Arms the “official” flag to be flow outside government offices. This design would stay Canada’s flag until 1965, when the current maple leaf design was passed into law.


As a young lad raised in a (arms-up singing; gay-pride protesting) Baptist household, one of the few non-sports hobbies I was allowed was stamp collecting. For about a 5-year period, I was all-in: books; conventions; trading. Then I discovered rock music, girls & alcohol, and my philatelic interests suitably waned. But I still have the old collection gathering dust in the garage storeroom, and I can still appreciate the art. I even have some framed sheets on the wall.

So imagine my joy when I came across the story that the Royal Mail was going to issue two sets of David Bowie stamps.

Look at these beauties.

These are the album proofs. There will also be a set of four, using concert images as their inspiration.

I ordered a set of these and the Pink Floyd issue from last year. I’ll substitute them into some IKEA frames that currently contain postcards of a trip to New York 15 years ago. Finally – art I can identify with.


Mary Tyler Moore died yesterday. Everyone knows she was a genius, and ranks with Carol Burnett in terms of comedy pioneers. In memoriam, as referenced everywhere, here’s the “Chuckles the Clown’s Funeral” scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

Watch it, then go slap a millennial who says they don’t “get” what’s so funny.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Blues at Wild – 8:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • Mavericks at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Lakers at Jazz – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA: highlighted matchups
    • Xavier at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • there was a brawl last year
    • Indiana at Michigan – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Oregon at Utah – 10:30PM | FS1
  • Pro Bowl Skills Showdown – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Events include:
      • Epic Pro Bowl Dodgeball
      • Power Relay Challenge
      • Precision Passing
      • Best Hands

Oh thank Cthulhu, THE PRO BOWL IS ALMOST HERE!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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JerBear50

Damn those blues people ripping off music from wholesome rock bands. Why, that poor Elvis fella had damn near all of his early work stolen from him, and they probably never gave him a dime for it.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Senor Weaselo

Since I was out all evening, WHO WON TEH DODGEBALLZ?

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Senor Weaselo

I would have also accepted this
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Steve Bannon the collective of every STD coming together and gaining sentience.

Senor Weaselo
JerBear50

I think Jerral may have had something to do with this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50

Damn, thanks for this one Moose. Going through his stuff on Spotify. I knew Rumble as soon as I heard the opening lick, just didn’t know his name.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50

Wasn’t aware Chomsky did any tv work.

Big Black Richard

There was an episode of Quincy MD about the scourge of punk rock. It was unintentionally funny back then, and absolutely hilarious today. Then again, Quincy’s audience was kind of like Matlock’s audience.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I’m not going to wander back to the Crimebeat section to avoid politics, I’m just going to check out. Later, taters.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Got your nose!

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Senor Weaselo

Evening all. So is WW3 looking more or much more likely, and what are the odds it’ll be our fault?

WCS

Steve Bannon can’t wait to start it, have us lose, and use minorities and Jews as an excuse to start WWIV.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

As much as I’d like to slam the current administration, it’s hard to imagine a WW3, since that would require two relatively equal sides, and even if China entered the fray (which they wouldn’t, for economic reasons, there’s no credible alliance who could stand up to the US-Western Europe combo

Unsurprised

Assuming western Europe is on our side.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Here’s one more vid of savage beasts to try to tame the savage beast of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiE7GNkr9Uo

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well; ain’t the baby in a mood!
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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Quite a lot of Chuck Berry and the Beatles on that playlist, mate

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Just an observation. Not trying to imply that it could use some Toto. (I kid, I kid, plz don’t kill me)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

POLICE INTEROGATION TECHNIQUES QUESTIONED BT WATCHDOG GROUP AFTER MAN SUFFOCATES.

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Unsurprised

It’s a real shame that Drew Magary has turned into a fucking braindead husk. The Hike was really good, too.

Senor Weaselo

Obligatory
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit, I missed the skills competition. Who won best hands, Kellen Winslow Jr?

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JPP

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Ray Rice won; there video of it somewhere, i think.

Unsurprised

The NFL swears it never received nor saw a copy.

Unsurprised

Janay Rice already apologized for her role in the whole debacle.

WCS

Does stuff some Nova Scotia count as Scottish?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Reminds me of one of my favorite entries from Scottish Twitter

https://twitter.com/goudie15/status/697496675720495105?lang=en

the Alpha and the Amoeba

OK, fine, Ima break out the big (yet chill) guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ8qWfIa_UM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Unsurprised

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

It may be the alcohol talking, but I think this thread needs more doggo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRlWXYNJgM

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Motherfucker. There’s supposed to be a delay and a slow blink. Fucking fuck.

Unsurprised

That’s what I get for using the cheaper version offered.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some of the rightwing organizations were calling her anti-American for not getting married and having a family….. and having the gall to be in an authority position….. on her damn show. Some things never fucking change.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/2dc2188abba23f480da4a2642cd5f564/tumblr_okcq5nRDfk1qd4rf5o6_1280.jpg

Unsurprised

Nope. Always on the wrong side of history: The ass-end of the past.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Oops, fucking youtube, this is the video i meant to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

the Alpha and the Amoeba

What’s with all this gloomy shit? (*implying that i’m not aware of all the reasons to be gloomy*)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM&list=PLAlH4P8nU36avypQOXF1XS6KNCaowUm5f&index=7

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And you post Toto?!?! Fucking TOTO! JESUS FUCKING HARRY CHRIST!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

OK, that was NOT the video I meant to link, my bad there. On the other hand, what’s your problem with Toto, huh? “Africa” is a goddamn classic, you fucking twat!

Shogun Marcus

Not even Buddy would come out of that closet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THAT IS A DEEP, SELFLOATHING CLOSET!

He’d feel a lot better if he just admitted to himself the truth.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Toto fucking sucked Trump balls you worthless bag of shit.

Unsurprised

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Always upvote Gary Larson

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