Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason.
And besides….The Pro Bowl, AMIRITE!?!?!?!? Never has there been a more hallowed day in the sports world where….
Damn, I can’t even get thru it with a straight face.
Ah, the anticipation (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the exhilaration (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the pageantry (of other sports besides football being on my TV)
/may or may not have ever intentionally watched a Pro Bowl
//sorry, not sorry
Additionally, I generally avoid any event which has “Skills Competitions” involved if it does not contain the word “Draft” in its title.
Here’s the rosters. As well as the last minute Superb Owl/Injury replacements. I seriously didn’t even bother to look closely.
But at least there’s no more of that “has-been” drafting bullshit.
Personally, the only way I could ever imagine being able to tolerate watching the Pro Bowl would be with the sound turned down and really really drunk (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!!) while trying to do Bad Lip Reading in my head. And even then, the keyword is “drunk” (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!)
(sorry, youtube being a big stupid head…you’ll have to open those in a new tab I guess)
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Non “Pro Bowl” Sports
I must say that I’m really enjoying the NHL right now. Perhaps that has something to do with the Caps finally waking up. And even if the Senators did end up punking ’em next game out, they bounced back last night in Jersey to coast into the All Star Break with the league best mark….as it should be.
Washington Capitals – 72 pts at the break. Suck it, everybody else.
(yes, I’m going to gloat over that so that in the spring when the cup which should rightfully be mine ends up in Yinzburgh again, I’ll have this momentous achievement to reflect upon….wow that’s sad)
Friday NHL – HA!!!!! Oh yeah….THERE IS NONE!!!!
It’s ALL STAR WEEKEND!!!!!!
NHL All-Star Game – Sunday, January 29th, 3:30pm EST – Staples Center, LA
(they’re also having a “skills competition“….just saying)
The NBA is going mostly as expected. Golden State and San Antonio appear to be locked in a battle for the top seed in the West. I doubt that changes much over the next few months. In the East, Cleveland is pretty much holding steady (trust me, they are, in spite of what you might have read lately) as all comers approach and then fall back again. As I said, nothing much unexpected.
Hey….did you see this?
(Awwww shut up….you knew it was coming)
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Late Addition in Memoriam Type Stuff
Former NC State, NBA player Charles Shackleford found dead in Kinston (ABC11.com)
This man’s time at NCSU mirrored my own. I knew him in passing, which is to say I met him a handful of times while we were in school. He was more or less my same age.
Watching him and his teammates play, back in NCSU’s hey day, are some of the fondest memories I take forward with me.
RIP, Charles Shackleford. To me, you will always be amphibious, Sir.
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Pro Bowl
AFC at NFC – Sunday January 29th, 2017. 8pm – ESPN
Venue: Camping World Stadium, Orlando, Florida
Coaches:
- AFC – Andy Reid (KC)
- NFC – Jason Garrett (DAL)
Alright, enough of that. Let’s get to it, shall we?
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Pro Bowl Sexy
Anything NFL/Football themed permitted….I’m lazy with regard to “theme” this week. For instance, this counts….
This counts too…..
As do all of these….
But if we’re to pay proper homage to the legendary annual event that is the NFL Pro Bowl, we gotta co-opt some NFL logos, don’t we?
ATTN: ROGER GOODELL…..I CLAIM FAIR USE!!!!!!!
(Disclaimer: I was gonna try and make sure each non-Superb Owl participant was represented, then this just got too long….sorry if your team got skipped/edited)
Honestly, I can’t tell for sure if that’s a [Redacted]’s jersey, or an FSU jersey. I think it’s FSU, but I really like her so she’s in anyway…
But here’s a real [Redacted]’s for you in case you feel slighted…
This is this young lady’s 3rd appearance in TGISF in the past four (five?) weeks. I think she deserves some sort of prize. Perhaps dinner with tWBS?
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Pro Bowl Boys
Remember this guy? This is his 3rd recent appearance as well….
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I Know It’s Still Only January…
But I’ve got spring fever already. Winter needs to clear its ass out so I can get mobile.
This week’s tWBS original is very spring oriented. It’s from May, 2015, almost two years ago now.
Anyway, it’s called…
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Random Musical Interlude (yeah, random)
Recently, a good friend gently reminded me what is important. Thank you, good friend who shall remain nameless…
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Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Rest up. The weight of next weekend looms already.
Love ya’s.
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Damn Rule 43
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The Trump White House: Remember When You Said It Couldn’t Get Worse?
Sheeeeeeeeit
Never say that. It can always get worse.
Sorry. Politically agitated today.
Katya Clover (NSFW) – http://imgbox.com/yZKqXRA8
From the same shoot/gallery
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Dance party!
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It’s not like it really matters. There’s literally nothing anyone reading that sign can do about it.
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So apparently John Hurt passed away:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbT6BjFvcA
Weeeaaak.
http://113.imagebam.com/download/zozxhJSWBD3Kg95GZRzxWg/47064/470630565/740full-stephanie-corneliussen.jpg
Yeah, I’m gonna drop a couple more of her. It’s Stephanie Corneliussen, Tyrell’s wife on Mr. Robot.
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I feel this has to be posted at some point with the theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSp-4j0AepU
http://imagezilla.net/show/4tcoxux-41447558-013-b.jpg
The above “image” should open as a new tab. It’s just a much bigger version of this.
http://imagezilla.net/thumbs2/4tcoxux-41447558-013-b_tn.jpg
:large
That gives me a sad boner because no more Forte.
of all the reasons to rag on the bears, letting forte walk isn’t one of them.
they knew jordan howard was a stud, and that forte couldn’t last a season, which he didn’t.
Not ragging on them for it. Agreed with the business decision, but still sad to see him go.
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Greetings from the soon to be independent free nation of California MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
California Republic eh?
got a ring to it!
I wish you well on your wonderful 3 years you have before your aquifers dry up and you die after Lord Trump cuts off water from other states.
I would take up arms.
Also, we would have plenty of water if we didn’t bottle it and sell it everywhere else. Sixth largest economy for a reason.
This state does some stupid shit but every once in awhile it makes me proud.
Or grow rice and alfalfa in the motherfucking desert.
Western water laws are fucking stupid.
Pro: I have access to a large amount of vaugely football related gifs and pictures with females
Con: most of them problem were shared by other users
Pro: no one gives a shit about Reposting
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING BOYS?
Indeed. No one minds reposts if the images are pretty and the football is awesome.
I had jury duty today. Defendent was a young Black kid. I was the only other non-white person in the courtroom.
It goes without saying that the prosecutor made sure I wasn’t picked for the actual jury.
So, the prosecutor WASN’T Adrian Peterson?
The prosecutor looked young enough to be my son. I’m not young enough to even have a son who has graduated law school.
I wonder if I know him.
I’m wondering how he justified that. He must’ve hated that jaunty hat of yours.
Apparently in this court they are allowed to strike 3 jurors without any justification at all. Possibly it was totally random.*
*And possibly I will start dating Rinko Kikuchi next week.
Oh, I know. But those peremptory challenges still cannot be made on the basis of race, sex, or religion. I joked about your hat (“your,” based on your avatar), because a DA in Alabama or Louisiana ( … ) got away with striking 2 black men using his peremptory challenges because he claimed he didn’t do it because of their race, but because he hated their facial hair.
Cauliflower is done, salmon is finishing up in the oven. What’s cooking around here?
Beans.
Tomater soup
Chicken soup. I’m sick.
If they aren’t too busy fleeing the country thanks to Bannon et al, ask a Jewish person to make you some matzo ball soup.
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huh, I thought Fire-bellied toad was just a name
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0bdcd9aa356333dc5a58a80a8c66bf7d/tumblr_okd5zvFKNP1sqf5tdo1_1280.jpg
Boy I’ve always wanted one of those.
I really thought this comment referred to one of the girls.
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#5 looks great from the front, too.
h
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Damn!
We need more Buddy Cole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1yxFbI0hA
ONTO THE OBJECTIFICATION!
“The NFL sucks, but at least it’s not as bad as NCAA. I mean, it’s a dumpster fire that could only be worse if—
https://deadspin.com/lawsuit-baylor-football-players-raped-52-women-in-four-1791715734
“FUCK!”
Yeah that was horrifying… er
Listening to Conservative Radio is interesting.
– “Obama’s policies was a failure. He talked about uniting but he made everything worse. He was a bleeding heart liberal who showed his true colors when he released Manning. Now as for Trump they won’t give him a chance.”
Me: “Maybe its something the water. I buy bottled water. I don’t drink tap water.”
No one else hanging out with the family tonight?
The tension in the first part of RE7 is On. Point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsHcUqKx1zM#t=2m6s
Not the pussy I expected when I clicked on the TGISF link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKKVQkRnTU
Rebuttal to your picture: Fuck geese. This goes back to when I was 3 or 4 and a goose attacked me for my pizza. It was basically my size. Who knew geese liked pepperoni?
Anyway, the moral of the story is fuck geese.
Hehehehehehe…..
FWIW…my up close boots on the ground goose experience concurs.
Fuck. Geese.
The Jones Beach pitch and putt is just full of goose shit. The mini golf course is okay though.
Only one thing missing from this sexy Friday.
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I noticed a distinct lack of Steelers gals:
Wah, wah, wah….yinz got 1/4th of the features last week.
I’m more of a Duron kinda guy.
Oh, great! Now I wanna fuck the Steelers! Thanks, Balls!
…takes a drink
…wonders, how the hell did any Packer defensive player make the prob owl?
…takes another 5 drinks
Fire Capers Now!
Wait, really? That actually happened?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY
Not even a hockey game to watch.
Futurama marathon on. Nixon as president is awesome.
That would be paradise compared to IRL