Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason.
And besides….The Pro Bowl, AMIRITE!?!?!?!? Never has there been a more hallowed day in the sports world where….
Damn, I can’t even get thru it with a straight face.
Ah, the anticipation (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the exhilaration (of being able to watch other sports)
Ah, the pageantry (of other sports besides football being on my TV)
/may or may not have ever intentionally watched a Pro Bowl
//sorry, not sorry
Additionally, I generally avoid any event which has “Skills Competitions” involved if it does not contain the word “Draft” in its title.
Here’s the rosters. As well as the last minute Superb Owl/Injury replacements. I seriously didn’t even bother to look closely.
But at least there’s no more of that “has-been” drafting bullshit.
Personally, the only way I could ever imagine being able to tolerate watching the Pro Bowl would be with the sound turned down and really really drunk (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!!) while trying to do Bad Lip Reading in my head. And even then, the keyword is “drunk” (yeah, yeah….like every other Sunday SHUT UP!!!!!)
(sorry, youtube being a big stupid head…you’ll have to open those in a new tab I guess)
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Non “Pro Bowl” Sports
I must say that I’m really enjoying the NHL right now. Perhaps that has something to do with the Caps finally waking up. And even if the Senators did end up punking ’em next game out, they bounced back last night in Jersey to coast into the All Star Break with the league best mark….as it should be.
Washington Capitals – 72 pts at the break. Suck it, everybody else.
(yes, I’m going to gloat over that so that in the spring when the cup which should rightfully be mine ends up in Yinzburgh again, I’ll have this momentous achievement to reflect upon….wow that’s sad)
Friday NHL – HA!!!!! Oh yeah….THERE IS NONE!!!!
It’s ALL STAR WEEKEND!!!!!!
NHL All-Star Game – Sunday, January 29th, 3:30pm EST – Staples Center, LA
(they’re also having a “skills competition“….just saying)
The NBA is going mostly as expected. Golden State and San Antonio appear to be locked in a battle for the top seed in the West. I doubt that changes much over the next few months. In the East, Cleveland is pretty much holding steady (trust me, they are, in spite of what you might have read lately) as all comers approach and then fall back again. As I said, nothing much unexpected.
Hey….did you see this?
(Awwww shut up….you knew it was coming)
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Late Addition in Memoriam Type Stuff
Former NC State, NBA player Charles Shackleford found dead in Kinston (ABC11.com)
This man’s time at NCSU mirrored my own. I knew him in passing, which is to say I met him a handful of times while we were in school. He was more or less my same age.
Watching him and his teammates play, back in NCSU’s hey day, are some of the fondest memories I take forward with me.
RIP, Charles Shackleford. To me, you will always be amphibious, Sir.
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Pro Bowl
AFC at NFC – Sunday January 29th, 2017. 8pm – ESPN
Venue: Camping World Stadium, Orlando, Florida
Coaches:
- AFC – Andy Reid (KC)
- NFC – Jason Garrett (DAL)
Alright, enough of that. Let’s get to it, shall we?
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Pro Bowl Sexy
Anything NFL/Football themed permitted….I’m lazy with regard to “theme” this week. For instance, this counts….
This counts too…..
As do all of these….
But if we’re to pay proper homage to the legendary annual event that is the NFL Pro Bowl, we gotta co-opt some NFL logos, don’t we?
ATTN: ROGER GOODELL…..I CLAIM FAIR USE!!!!!!!
(Disclaimer: I was gonna try and make sure each non-Superb Owl participant was represented, then this just got too long….sorry if your team got skipped/edited)
Honestly, I can’t tell for sure if that’s a [Redacted]’s jersey, or an FSU jersey. I think it’s FSU, but I really like her so she’s in anyway…
But here’s a real [Redacted]’s for you in case you feel slighted…
This is this young lady’s 3rd appearance in TGISF in the past four (five?) weeks. I think she deserves some sort of prize. Perhaps dinner with tWBS?
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Pro Bowl Boys
Remember this guy? This is his 3rd recent appearance as well….
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I Know It’s Still Only January…
But I’ve got spring fever already. Winter needs to clear its ass out so I can get mobile.
This week’s tWBS original is very spring oriented. It’s from May, 2015, almost two years ago now.
Anyway, it’s called…
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Random Musical Interlude (yeah, random)
Recently, a good friend gently reminded me what is important. Thank you, good friend who shall remain nameless…
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Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Rest up. The weight of next weekend looms already.
Love ya’s.
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Sweet dreams (vid: https://gfycat.com/AntiqueUnlinedGrub)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOPAPyo0VKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0g5e0qGx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQH47GCOhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGW-xK22TNk
Stop sending kids, NERD!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEcG5KQsOE
“AIDS, everybody out!”
While normally tennis is just a thing that exists in my realm of living, this is a very true story. About eleven years ago, wifey worked for a company called Steve and Barry’s. In 2007, Venus Williams signed on to promote her own “EleVen” (don’t ask me what the hell that means/meant), but, she was at the top of her game at the time, and this was a major coup for the company. Later, they signed some jabroni golfer named Bubba Watson. Wifey and her co-workers got the chance to have both of Venus and Bubba live, in store, in Morganhole, West Virginia. At the time, Venus was the true star. She still is a major player in the tennis world. Nobody knew or cared about Bubba, but, he’s gone on to finish second at the 2010 PGA Championship in a playoff, and win the 2012 and 2014 Masters Tournaments. Steve and Barry’s officially went out of business in 2010, and it still irks me what could have been with these two as their flag-bearers.
Watson’s a born-again with what are, shall we say, “less-than-enlightened” views on the gays so fuck that guy.
Metaphorically of course; I don’t want to go to hell or nuthin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_WmV50e7c
On another note, what the fuck is with Serenas eyebrows?
Anyone just see V Williams coach has a Jaguras jacket on???
Better than Jugalos I suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxcivabddQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR8Ia6vyV5Q
Veep can’t return soon enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQl5dpj6Ow
It really, truly pains me to see former colleagues, later Bernie-Bros, now full-in for Drumpf on social media. I’m talking, literally Drumpf’s own words of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue would be an example of “true leadership.” Ten years ago, these same people would have thrown up at the thought of Donald Drumpf as a realistic Presidential candidate. I clearly recall one of these guys going on a 20-minute tirade against W. for the Valerie Plame incident. Now, the same guy is all on board with Bannon’s statements.
What the hell has happened?
Like Hitler it took 10 years and his own Joseph Goebbels to rise to power and make enough of the masses love him.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/66/661e54c8e253ef02649f59d6ced3ef7fd11b60f21dc6412fd55469cf3c86ddcd.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsPrQgTO0HU
The world may suck, but at least there’s still White Castle shakes, a salve from the gods.
Not on theme with DJ Yeah, but scrolling through my saved songs list I wanted to listen to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ekY8TMJ4w
Welcome back to radio DFO.
DJ yeah right spinning the tunes.
Happy Sexy Friday!
Dude? Are you already drunk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYFqdrOMqk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58oSPZO-qSo
Ain’t my fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58oSPZO-qSo
hey marc, is this better?
Pittsburgh in a nutshell.
The stripes match!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_n4xUS2a4k
Yet the clip from Natural Born Killers of the Navajo man telling the story of the woman and the snake is awaiting moderation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP4UV93TNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
This applies to me so I don’t like you anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGaybgla0w
my bad…..
does a happier gif help?
You are really lucky you posted a gif of a hot girl in a Forte jersey or…. nah, I was still like you.
I was now wish for an edit button at sometimes in the future
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-how-can-mirrors-be-real-if-our-eyes-aren-t-real-jaden-smith-105-12-67.jpg
in complete seriousness, i find the gif of the dumbass bird hilarious, and the stupid alligator rap just helps.
Okay, this is funny.
Same girl (Charisma Carpenter) without the terrible haircut
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d5xLdeIlOnI/VeC04v757MI/AAAAAAABh0M/v-Krhhs_7og/s1600/11car1111.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JnPYKqDRNQI/VeC0Eq0ON1I/AAAAAAABh0E/96hN8TFo10s/s400/11car10.gif
artist: Jeff Victor
http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jeff-Victor.jpg
Awww, man. John Hurt?
Worse than that, he’s dead!
sigh
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hmc.gif
Brick, you would know more. My brother was talking about how he just watched a documentary about Robert Copa. He was the only photojournalist to survive the Normandy beach invasion on D-Day. He managed to return to England with 4 rolls of film, 3 of which were destroyed during in the developing process. This one roll by this one man is how we have any photos of that battle.
And the D.C. government, as part of a long tradition of governments doing everything they can to fuck with the free press in spite of the First Amendment, is charging 4 journalists with felonies for reporting on the inauguration protests. Because this country sucks and it deserves every bit of shit it is sucking on right now.
On the positive side of things, my new insurance added $100 back to each paycheck, which will be handy next month when I take the kids to Disneyland. And hopefully for myself, Vegas in April. We’ll see how things work out. I hate that I’m even thinking that last part, but surely you all understand.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyddeSauY1r9fil7o1_500.gif
http://thumbnails115.imagebam.com/51777/d53fe0517765901.jpg
If it makes you feel any better, Seamus, WVU has never won an ACC title.
That man looks like he needs some nachos
The Kommentist Party every night for the past 1-25 years (artists’ rendering)
Which is why we have turned into:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPKPdyuNNg
It’s a good death. A desirable death, even.
The legendary Arriflex 35 IIC. The first motion picture camera to have “reflex” viewing: what you saw through the viewfinder was the same as what the film saw. Developed in Germany as a combat camera during World War II, it became a cinema workhorse from the end of the war and into the 21st century.
Sexy.
I dont remember this dolphins-texans game.
In any case, you wouldn’t be the first to say that.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/d63b3aefdab524f74da86363134ef243/tumblr_n6t2kmSOxW1qz78azo1_1280.jpg
He looks like he deserved it
http://68.media.tumblr.com/910d9f8474038e5677c3766fbcafba56/tumblr_oewwvhW0Ua1svlz2ko6_1280.jpg
Is that holster position a good idea?
I know this crew ranges from the disaffected apathetic to the civically active, but remember that your congressmen and senators have the ability to push back on this bullshit. Especially if they’re in the GOP. So call them. Often. Capital switchboard is 202-224-3121.
I’m a Communist.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/57d8892c2dbc48e0893babe1a6edbbc2/tumblr_ohi1bwMSea1u2hux2o1_500.jpg
Until Trump changes the number and delists it.
That’d be impressive changing the Congressional number, but yeah, can’t out anything past President Brownshirt
I wouldn’t bother talking to the actual representative, for some reason (my mom being crazy connected politically, somehow) I have actually spent time with a few of them. They are fucking morons that listen to their advisers and don;t know basic facts about anything they rant about.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a1ce38e8283b53b1f9cc65e5bccb6d23/tumblr_ojqsro7fcY1sqf5tdo1_1280.jpg
Okay last one then please return to your normal bewbage. Apologies. I stay away for weeks and then I show up grumpy.
Yep. Those people are fucking stupid and I hope they get bulldozed over.