Psssssst….

HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self]

Oh come on.  It’s Funny!!!!  ARE YOU SUPERB?????

It is so funny.

OK, ok….fine.  Sorry.  But you are Superb….are you not?

Hehehehehe…..yeah you are.  Good Boy….

OK, more Superb Owls later, maybe.  Probably.

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SB Trophy Logo…A Retrospective

So the trophy logo got a bit of a re-tread this year.  It has some red in it now, and they got rid of that godawful 1970’s “Logan’s Run” lettering.  But of course the Roman Numerals remain because we haven’t figured out a better way to represent numbers IN THE LAST TWO MILLENNIA!!!!!!111!!!!!

But I digress….

For your reference, the radical changes of recent logos…..

49…

48…

47…Hey, that was a good one!!!!!!!  ‘Member?????????

/ends gratuitous Ravens plug

So yeah, Roman numerals, right?.  When I was a kid I learned Roman numerals just because of the Superb Owl.  I’m totally serious.  I mean, what other reason was there?

And then, last year…….

WTF NFL?????  Couldn’t figure out how to get the single Roman Numeral “L” to fit seamlessly with the trophy logo?  So you just conveniently skipped the whole Roman Numeral thing for a year last year?  What do you think about that, Cam Newton?

Sorry Cam, didn’t mean to distract you.

Yeah, I feel like a little boogie meself, now that you mention it…..

I was recently told that this was a wonderful duet.  It really is.  It really is.

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Non Superb Owl Sports

So the NHL All Star Game was three, three, three games in one.  Wow that was a fucked up format (though I seem to be in the minority on this opinion).  How did I not hear about that ahead of time?  Oh yeah, sure….head up own ass.  I forgot.

I’m not going to explain the format because if you didn’t watch then you needn’t have your gray matter poisoned.  Suffice to say that the Metropolitan facking RULES!!!!  Suck it, Pacific!!!!!!

Plus Black Guy MVP honours!!!!!

In all seriousness, the NHL is back at it this week.  In fact as I’m typing this (Wednesday night), the Caps are locked in a battle with the Bruins, having just gone up 3-2…with the 3rd period still looming.  Really good game.

Friday’s NHL

I’m getting bored with the NBA.  I mean I don’t really watch it, but I do catch the highlights, etc.  But even those bore me.  Meh.

Friday’s NBA

Once again, college basketball can suck it.  (repeat after me…..16 pt lead with 8+ minutes to play AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I’m ok, I’m ok.

OK, enough sports.

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Superb Owl Sexy

OK Fine.

Superb Owl LI:  New England vs Atlanta (ATL +3.0, o/u 58.5)

Kickoff:  Sunday, February 5th, 6:30 pm

Coverage:  FOX

This week, the underdogs go first…..

Atlanta Falcons (11-5) – NFC Champions

Sheesh….I need to road trip to Atlanta more often.

How about the favorites?  Show me what you got……

New England Patriots (14-2) – AFC Champions

(Seriously…..listen to this.  It’s funny)

Wow.  Nice.  I really can’t decide….

(Fack you Pats)

….but I’m pleased that both sets of fans showed up with some class.

tWBS’ Moneyline?

Pats -5.5, o/u 61.0

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How many Superb Owls you got, Joe?

How ’bout you, Terry?

Well, that’s just fine Terry.  She’s welcome here anytime.  But for the record, you also have four…you nimrod.

What?

Nothing.

But anyway, apparently Tawmmy could do a thing this weekend and get to five.

I will not be hooting…..errrrrrrrr, rooting for him to get it.

Just saying.

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Ahhhhhh….A Relaxing tWBS Original

This one is about a year and a half old (September ’15).  Obviously, this is a night shoot from back when I was still trying to learn how to do that.  Long exposure, yada, yada, yada.  I got bored pretty quickly with sitting outside for hours and getting eaten up by mosquitoes, though I did learn a lot.  And I intend to prove it when I can get to an actually dark locale.  Maybe this summer….we’ll see.

But there was always something about this one I liked.  The stars, the dimly lit boat launch, the mist on the water illuminated by a neighbour’s security light.  I dunno.  I just like this one.

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Totally Random Musical Interlude

Hey NFL….let’s take this opportunity on the last weekend of this godforsaken season, to tally up what I lost on you these past five months…..

• Money
• Time
• Self-respect
• Will to live (see above)

Sunday Ticket will not be renewed next year.  I might even write a strongly worded letter to both the NFL AND DirecTV just on general principle.

One of my favorite recent songs to celebrate the occasion……

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Have a good weekend folks.  Stay hydrated.

Remember to eat something more than hot wings and bourbon.

Love ya’s.

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